Ep. 48 - Man robs bank with letter that has his name on it / Uncle & Niece fight over laundry basket placement

Multiple dummies!

Episode Transcript

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This is FCB Radio. We're realclug Clifts. Visit us online at FCB
radio dot com. Dum period stupid. The reason that bad things happened to
you, it's because you're a dumbast. Okay, you know sometimes though,

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I mean when we traveled all overthe United States with many trips to Florida
to find our dummies, and sometimesyou gotta stay close to home. So
we have a homegrown dummy. Andthis guy is absolutely this is precious.
So this is your running the Millbank robbery or a guy running Most of

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the guys don't use a gun winningRobert Bank. They use a note threatening
that they have a weapon. Sothis guy, he's one of our,
He's one of our dumbest Cleveland bankrobber. Just after eleven am Monday,
he goes into the bank and nottoo far from here, he tells the
teller look at the note, andthen Tyler looked at it gave the guy

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the money, but she also lookedon the back of the note where his
name and information was listed on theback of the on the back of the
note, she even called him Michael. Yeah. Have you seen the Snickers
commercial where they were calling themselves supposedto be robbing the bank, and the

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guy didn't pull didn't put the rightup magazine, and the lady was standing
outside Pete Sagreen. This guy hadhis It was a DMV document and he
had his name and everything listed onthe back. So given the fact that
he had a previous record, thecops knew. Okay, we noticed,

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dude, ye're so, she said. When the teller took the note and
looked at it and looked on theother side, she saw his name.
He had used a note that hehad used earlier at the BMV and then
had his name on it. So, yeah, it doesn't get much stummer.

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He wrote the hold up note inthe back of a document from the
Harbure of Motor Vehicles, complete withhis name and address. Investigator said,
the teller was stunned. She actually, she actually referred to him as Michael.
Give him. She gave her themoney, and then she called him,
and then she notified. She calledhim Michael, and then she notified
law enforcement. What did he Whatdid he do when she called his name?

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He probably said, okay, thankyou. Yeah, that was pretty
bold of her. Yeah. Authoritiesconfirmed that Herrell was the same man called
surveillance cameras robbing the bank. Awarrant was quickly issue for his arrest.
FBI said it's not the first timethat a bank robbers left an incriminating piece
of evidence at the scene, butin each case it makes the job finding

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to suspect a lot easier. Addresstoo, Oh my god, and he
probably went home. Lord, havemercy, What do you do rob the
banks so we can pay his UHlicense. I'll be right back. I'll
be right back, right back,right back. What in the world like?

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Man? You know them DMV prices, Man, they're going up.
When I was living in California,your your your DMV was based upon the
type of card that you had,and then you also had to have UH
license plate and an insurance. Soit would be nothing for me to have
to renew my license plate. Thatwould cost two hundred and fifty to three

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hundred dollars. Wow. Really,yeah, to renew my license she yeah,
so we have actually a two furall right, are the same location.
So sometimes thanks for thanks for thefirst one not being from ACRONA.
Appreciate you. Yeah, sometimes becauseyou when you say at home grown,
I kind of got nervous start becausethey normally come from Akron. There's a

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bunch of dummies that lived down there. So this is another local story because
you know, Cleveland has a chairof of imbeciles. Um. So,
Officer if responded to a residence aroundeleven forty five July July twenty four four,

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report have a fight betweenty man twentyfive and his nineteen year old niece.
Wow, okay. They had learnedthat they had gotten into a fight
over the placement of a laundry basket. Why do you put that there?
What do you mean when I putit here? Put it over there?

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Move it? I see it overthe placement of a laundry basket. And
they got into a fight, likefighting, They got into a police the
police exactly. It was a fightbad enough that the police got go and
the police showed up, and theyboth were charged with domestic violence, as
they should have been for being Theyshould have both been charged for being stupid.

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Oh over a long twenty five yearold. Wait a minute, now,
here's the thing. He's twenty fiveyears old. He's in his niece
is nineteen years old. I no, So, so here's the thing too,
that you're twenty five years old andlet's say say that you know twenty
five year olds, there may bea time where you would need a job

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change at some point in time,Right, how do you explain that on
a background check? That's a verygood that's yeah, because because what they'll
see is what the domestic violence anda nineteen year old male or female?
Nineteen year old female with a domesticviolence charge at nineteen years of age.
There's like three things wrong with thisstory that I can count off the top

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of my head. Number one,you're fighting over laundry basket. Number two,
you're the niece and uncle of fighting. Number three, this guy is
getting into a physical altercation with awoman. All three of them things are
wrong, So it's like what thewhat the hell? But four that the
female is getting to a physical altercationwith the guy, there's a problem with

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that as well. Yeah, wellyeah, that's true. Well, but
but he was here was what's notreported? Actually, if you ever got
into a fight about a laund yourbasket, I have not, not that
I can think of. But Iwanted to throw my boy. I can't.
Like I've I've been in a lotof fights in my day, and

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I never remember getting into a fightover. Sorry, But as far as
the message violence goes, I wasin Toledo recently and picked up one of
those Crime Stoppers kind of magazines withmugshots in it. So you and Toledo
and you went and picked up aCrime Stoppers, Okay. I was in
a gas station where they had themfor free, you know, in the

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in the news stand, and Ijust grabbed one in the convenian store.
I didn't know that. I didn'tknow they still made those magazines. Well
they do. They had one inToledo. It's a local one. You
were bored or you just you justneeded something to read. Yeah, well,
most people pick up free publications andthere now you're talking to me this
you you've come to my home andyou've taken books out of my library at

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nausea. Right, they weren't freereads. A lot, yes, you
read, but that's just interesting that. I mean, I didn't even know
they still I was at a convenestore and it's like, oh, let
me look at this. And I'mactually waiting on in line because the subway
inside of there somebody restaurant. SoI'm flipping through it and outside to keep
it because I noticed the number offemales that were arrested for domestic violence got

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really I don't know who the partnerswere, but there was lots of women
like domestic violence. Domestic violence,So there are women who get arrested for
all the other pictures to show thesepeople with domestic violence, they're all mug
shots. All much is a bookfull of much. That that's why you
kept the magazine. Well I wantedto, of course. I'm looking for
stories. Yeah, that too.Yeah, that research research. I forgot

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who he was talking to you.He thought he was gonna go get off
on that one, right, Like, Oh, I'm just curious. Like
I'm not curious. I'm just conductingresearch, you know, I kind of
research you, Doro, You werelooking for stories. You're looking for people
to make fun in Toledo. Oh, I'm here. Let me do some

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research, look for some people tomake fun. I'm always on the dummy
hunt. That is crazy. Yeah, like people are. And I think
I think it was you that mentionedthis about people not being able to control
their emotions. No, that's that'slike the biggest problems. Part of it
is feelings aren't facts, and sowith today's society. I mean I was

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I was having a conversation with witha family member one time, and so
I was I was speaking to themin such a way that let them know
that I was not pleased with withtheir behavior. So they immediately said,
well, you know, I feellike you're being mean. Listen, snowflake,
I'm not being mean. I'm simplyI'm simply expressing displeasure. But I'm

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not calling you out your name,right, I'm not. I'm not elevating
my voice to to That would bemean, being mean and being nasty.
If I called you something other thanthe god given name it you had,
right. But but but but there'sthere's a level of emotional intelligence that that's
lacking in in today's society. Butthe point is that was that was sort

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of the flip side of what we'retalking about. It was you who was
the annoyed party, right, notthem. They were annoying you with their
behavior, so your reaction to themwas actually a controlled reaction. Correct.
So the other side of that ispeople who if they were annoyed, they
would have gone off calling names,Carson everything else. So that's the point

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of being you know, most peoplenot controlling emotional Somebody cut you off in
traffic, somebody ticks you off atwhere people just go from zero to one
feel entitled to act that way,to act on like, you know,
the first like initial feeling that theyhave. So how many and I do
think for stories about people getting tackedto fast food restaurants, Yeah, all

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the time, and my fries arecold, right, And then now you're
ready to fight, And so Iand I do agree, um to a
certain extent with what I can concurwith what everybody is saying, because to
me, at the end of theday, it's like, yes, you're
how you feel about something. Itdoes matter, like your feelings as a
human being. Your feelings matter howeverto you. However, however, they're

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not the be all and end all. It's not it's it's not gospel.
Correct. Sometimes what you feel canbe wrong. Correct, Yeah, your
perceptions can be wrong. And thenthere are people who who I'm telling you
they are, but you're not allowedto tell anybody. No. They have
something. They can make up somethingin their mind and has nothing to do
with you. And it's like,what the heck did I do exactly?
You know, I just pulled outof my spot, and now you think

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I did something to you because somepeople aren't well. But at the same
time, we all get ticked offat things every day. Life happens,
our order is not right at thestore, or you know, something happened,
somebody cuts up there. There wasa story the other day speaking of
that. There was a story theother day that happened in the suburbs out
here of a woman that was upsetbecause the car in front of them wasn't

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going as fast as she wanted itto, and so she got aggressive and
then pulled over next tour and showeda gun, pointing a gun at her
at a red light. Yeah,yeah, yeah. A lot of people
are in jail because of that.They're not even mentally ill, they're emotionally
unwell. And we keep talking aboutmental illness. This guy Walmart and this
shooting in Mississippi. He got firedand he comes back with a gun and

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there's a confrontation and he kills somebody. So I think that's a very like
more people should talk about emotional healthas well, because there's a difference between
mental health and emotional Absolutely. TheFCB Radio Network, first class broadcasting worldwide