Ep. 49 - Basketball player uses girlfriend's urine for a drug test, results show that he is pregnant

He's expecting!

Episode Transcript

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This is FCB Radio. We're realclug Clifts. Visit us online at FCB
radio dot com. I'll spell itfight dum stupid. The reason that bad
things happened to you, it isbecause you're a dumbing Okay, so this

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is uh, this dummy doesn't wellhe's an American, but this comes from
overseas. Okay, so it's notFlorida. No not. Actually there's roots
to this story here in Ohio,which I'll explain later. So you know
it's been going on in sports.A lot of athletes have been failing drug
tests. We just had a coupleof blocks. Theres a recent months failed

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drug tests um high profile fighters.There's lots of athletes who have problems of
failing drug tests. Okay, weknow this. So in Europe they had
a doping test for a basketball playerand uh he's American basketball player d Jake
Cooper. And you know he tookhis test for his team, which I
believe is in France, and thetest he failed. The test came back

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with banned substances in his blood.But what was more shocking about the test
it revealed that he was pregnant.He is expecting a baby. According to
this drug test? You got yougot any ideas, Ashley? Yes,

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he used a pregnant woman's urine andit was dirty. Yes, so she
So he not only tried to fakea drug test, but he picked urine
from someone who's not only pregnant butalso using drugs. Now, this is
now here's this is his girlfriend andher name is not Joanna Man So okay,

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here's the background. He's a formerOhio Universe. He's stand out.
He never was made. It's theleague, but he played a little bit
in the league. Ohio University.Yes, I went there. Oh yeah,
what's his name? Oh you mightknow him? Uh? DJ?
Now he's DJ Cooper. No nearOkay, so uh it does not he's
probably yeah yeah yeah, because he'sstill playing overseas. He's definitely in his

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probably early mid twenties. Uh So, here's okay, here's the test cell.
The test came back with his urinerevealed the presence of human choreonic gone
the troll prin or hCG, whichhas a hormone made by placenta during pregnancy.

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His girlfriend didn't know she was pregnant. Wow, so this was his
girlfriend? Yes? But okay,so he's taking banned substances. Yea,
with her The urine report actually belongedto his girlfriend, who likely didn't know
she was pregnant at the time.So Phoeba suspended, which is National Basketball
Associations suspending Cooper for fraud. He'seligible to return June twenty, twenty twenty.

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Um. I would love to knowwhen they sat him down and told
him, you're pregnant man. Congratulations. Yea, I've heard of a lot.
I've heard of this happening actually prettyfrequently. Really, isn't like an
unusual really? Really? Yeah,A lot of people who try to fake
drug tests apparently have done this andgotten caught because they're male and they're coming

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up pregnant. Stup. Oh wait, are we allowed to say anymore that
that only women get pregnant? Well, yes, that is that's transphobic anyway,
I won't go there. Um,but people, people, you have,
you have some VARs, I getsome filter. But I think that

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this guy, so he's kind notgonna get paid, and it's hard getting
paid in European League anyway. Anyway, he's gonna be out to twenty twenty,
like he's gonna have problems over thenext I don't know he's got seven
eight months. Yeah, but puttheir girlfriend to work, go sell cars
like a former Josh Gordon. What'syou can't just stay off the weed.

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They can't just pass a drug test. They're gonna tell you what's how big
this problem is Now a lot ofemployers are telling people, look, just
get through the orientation process before youstart smoking, because it's it's yeah,
I'm not even gonna try get youto fourteen percent increase in marijuana use amongst

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employe. Drug tests are coming backfourteen mists and higher when it comes to
the marijuana test now. Um,and that's according to Quest Diagnostics, which
does all the drugs testing. Sopeople are smoking more now than ever and
think Steven A. Smith's got astay off the weed, right please?

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Yeah, but it's a problem theycan't give people. Now. It's a
good thing they don't test in theNBA for weed because you would not have
a league, right, fans willbe playing. I mean, it's just
they don't test that. They don'tneed to test for weed in the NBA.
There's a famous former Cavalier player whoI will not mention, uh,
who has is a huge weed head. Really yeah, but Luckily he helped

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us get a championship, so Ican't talk about him. But anyway,
a big problem is that the onewho doesn't like to keep a shirt on.
Uh, not that one. Oh, we'll talk about this off yeah
yeah, yeah yeah, tell him. Tell you know, the professional basketball
players over in Europe to stay offthe weed because your direct deposit depends on
it. Yeah, but they don'tcare like it's we did we he did

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a U big dummy before with thewith the guy who was an NFL player
who decided he wanted to quit becausehe wanted to smoke weed. Yeah yeah.
It was a Dallas Cowboys player whowas making pretty good money, very
good money, hundreds of thousands ofa year, and he decided he rather
smoke weak weak man upset about it. Yeah, that's right, that's right,

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because he can't afford it forward.But I think that that's a problem.
So these guys overseas, uh andand there's a lot less restriction than
what they do. The contracts inEurope are only like two years at best,
so they bounced from country to countryand sometimes when the body and mine
is playing in Italy right now,yeah about light, he's in Italy.
So you have like two year contractsand the owners will not pay them if

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they're not playing well. They willhold their checks. Yeah, they can
do that. They can do that. Like you guys are not playing too
well? Pay day next week?Could you imagine sales are down? Yes,
you'll be out there something popcorn?Right? Could you imagine that if
you had a bad week, youdon't get paid. Oh I'm telling you,
yeah, Yeah, they do that. Sees basketball ain't no Joe,

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there's no joke. And this dudeis not getting paid till next year.
And then I mean, I knowhe's not making any more than a couple
of hundred and his girlfriend is andhis girlfriend was pregnant, he has a
baby on there's a lot of smokecoming his way. Yeah, so what
is it? DJ Cooper, youare the big dummy of the week.
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