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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hmm, let me finish. This is the first time I
committed a hate crime.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate bath
any thrash my ship, any trash.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Pip, You're worst friend?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?
Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with.
You're listening to Your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt.
I'm Matt and I'm joined today by my friend and
co host Shane.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
What's up? Car? People?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
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All right, what are we going to jump into today?
(01:22):
It's we've been doing too much politics lately, but all
the videos I have are political, but they're funny. Yeah,
let's do funny more than that.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Let's just do cars. Well, let me get we can't
do politics, Let's do cars.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Let's do let's just discuss carsbody.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Saying, chime in in the comments and on Patreon. Tell
us your favorite car.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Tell us your least favorite car.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
But I want to actually rank your top ten and
the least favorite ten, and the ten you think are
most poised to dominate the electric car market.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Take a picture of a neighbor's car that you have
a personal gripe with and swap them.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Call the police on him. Hey, they gotta get.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
The license plate. Guy, I just saw this guy. He's
driving off eighty six Buick gets blue. I'm pretty sure
he wants to kill a president or somebody that's running
for it. Also, there's bombs in his car. You guys
should definitely send swat to go kill him.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
What if we swat at the president?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't think sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Avenue there's a bomb.
Oh man, we gotta go break in. There's a nuke
and they don't realize it as they're driving up the
giant lawn away. You know, just a whole six swat.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Teams battering ram on the fucking double doors.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Outside of the Oval office, that fucking those fake walls
or whatever that lead into it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, that's still employed cop who shot that woman breaking
through the barrigates like, not again.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Are you talking about the hot water one?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Uh? Now, I'm talking about at the Capitol right when
that police officer shot a woman trying to get through
the doors.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's right. I thought you were talking about that one recently.
Did you see that one recently? The girl, the guy's like,
she rebut Jesus, is that what she did?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah? The hot water Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
She's like, I rebuke your ass, and he's like, you
better fucking not, Mitch, and he points a gun at her.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, better not fucking rebuke me.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Don't you rebuke me? No is gonna repuke me.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I gotta fifty six just trying to rebuke me.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I need backup. I'm being rebuked. You to open fire.
She was about to repuke me, Sir.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Officer Wilson, You're authorized to open fire if necessary. Do
not be rebuked. I repeat, do not be rebuked.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
We're sending swat.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I Uh yeah, that one was a rough. I'm glad
that guy's arrested. I don't know the name of something Massy.
I believe her name is Sandra, so.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Maybe something like that. Sylvia was Yeah, he was like
nowhere near him. Maybe water was boiling.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But yeah, he pulled out the gun when she said
the rebuke thing, which is like really interesting because he
didn't seem to mind that she went over to the
pot of water, but he seemed really scared of being rebuked.
You know, I don't know what that means. What does
that even mean?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Let's look up what rebuke means. Oh, okay, to express sharp,
stern disapproval of Oh she disapproved of him?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, oh my god, he got disapproving.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
All right, Well, then I'm glad she caught a bullet
with her face. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Then, ye shouldn't disapprove of a cop. I didn't know
she was trying to reprimand a lawgiver.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
The police you're not allowed to talk back to them
or also rebuke them, or.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Hold a pot of hot water in front of her
head and throw it out at them when they point
a gun at you.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, man, cop are such dirtbags. Can I show you
a video of a citizen in New York City?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh? Yeah, I bet you. They're gonna make me wish
for a cop.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
No, no, no, actually, I think it's gonna make you
wish for a cop. Maybe you'll say, okay, catch the comb.
So what we have here is a bus in New York.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
And jacking off on his arm.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
He's there's a gentleman sitting down, okay link to the
video in the episode description as always so for last week,
and he has his dick out and it is like
above this man's shoulder, right am I Am I getting
my depth of field mixed up here? Or does it
legitimately look like he's like standing above his shoulder.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh no, you're right. He's behind him, above his shoulder,
jacking off above his shoulder for some weird reason, for.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Some weird reason, he had to comb.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, that's weird to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, the reason is there? What you've never jacked off
when you had to come Yeah? I have, but usually
magine you had to come on the bus.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh yeah, I've had to come on the bus before.
But I just go in the back of the bus
and do it in the in the spud corner, not
in the corner for that on the bus man, that's
a seat No one sits in.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's what it's four in the middle of the aisle,
standing above a man's shoulder.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Generally no, okay, let's see.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
By the way, he's got the almost left hand motion
I've adopted. I don't know if I told you this
probably five six years ago. Is a huge deal. Big deal.
The biggest deal there is. I switched over from a
right hand jerker to a left hand back reverse hand.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I think you need to know. Yeah, I've been just
switch hitting my whole life, you know, ever since my
first time counting dudes. I was like, well, you know,
let's see what these other hands are about.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, all right, he is doing what I would call
the normal hand, but left hand right.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, that's a straight left. It's it's on the menu
as left handed right.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
He tripped and then he kind of put his dick away.
I didn't know if that was a fake trip, like
he was trying to touch that guy with it, or
if it was a bus momentum, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Maybe a little buff He took advantage of it.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
All right. Now, what we have here is a we're waiting.
We're waiting. The bus has stopped and a child gets
on and walks past him. At first I thought he
sat next to him, but no, So we're good, right,
(08:05):
the dick's all taken care of. We don't have to work,
but I didn't see any come.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I'm assuming we're not good because there's seventeen seconds left.
It's just okay, he's jacking off again.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
He pulls it out like it's a fidget spinner. He's
just kind of like, well, I got a free second,
I might as well pull my bary dick out and
jerk it. He looks like he's blocking it with his
phone from the other side.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, so why isn't anyone fighting this man with a
razor blade or a katana.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You didn't hear what happened earlier in the day. No,
all the police officers were rebuked in New York.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I didn't realize. Yeah, and they were mass rebuking.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
They were so upset they pouted it and went home.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And typical fucking rebuked ass nyps.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
The mayor announced, if anyone's gonna jack off on buses,
today's to do it, because like only chance, we rebuked
all the cops and we'll probably be back tomorrow once
we apologize, but and give them qualified immunity.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I wasn't realized. I didn't realize there were so many
folks just rareing a jack off on the bus.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, yeah, I have never. I don't think i've ever.
I have not publicly jacked.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Now Jack like every single day, dude, I never have
you ever been to Costco?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Places made for it. I got all those couches and
those fucking set up outdoor patio.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Sets, all those spud corners.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, dude, lots of corners in there because they got
a little cutout where it's like a whole separate section
of store just for like dog food and laundry detergent.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
So you just go down that one, tough, that's four
more corners. That's a good point. Yeah, that's a good point.
We don't have that one at our Costco, which is
very large with a lot of places to come.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Oh yeah, just a lot of set up lawn furniture
and TV displays with fucking wide what is it aisleways
and causeways and winding phone displays with little nooks and
crannies for you to launch your sput into.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Spud into Yes, that right there? Uh did you see? Man?
Can I tell you what's making a big, big, big comeback?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Bell bottom jeans, faggot? Yes, not.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
The word, Uh, the other f word is making a
big comeback?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Really?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
How comes well, I can give you a reason, but
I won't play the video. I'm currently on this. Oh
I'm not am I sharing it? Yeah, there you go.
Uh well, there's been a couple instances where it's going
public and people have kind of appreciated it, thought it
was funny. Let me, uh, let me find this clip.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
For you real real quick. What's it a clip of
a cat?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
No, it's just this chick and she's like saying it,
and like people were like, yeah, she's mad, cool for saying.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
It, and oh, well it's brave of her.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, where is it?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I won't even say it.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It is okay. Oh that's something we got to touch
on too, though, White dudes for Harris, that's a fun one.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Oh you like you wouldn't fuck Bonnie Harris? Who that's
her name? Bonnie Harris?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Who the fuck is Bonnie Harris?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Sorry? Tom, Tom, Tom Hanks's wife from The Green Mile.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I didn't see that movie.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Middle aged blonde woman who was in you know, like
a couple other things, mostly with Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I don't like all that Stephen king Kuck stuff, you.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Know, Oh yeah, the sad stuff. It's like, dude, just
do the fucking ghosts. And the Teddy Bears that come
to life.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, God damn it, man, I can't find this clip.
Am I gonna have to cut it all this shit out?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Maybe I don't even know what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Uh, you haven't seen this chick at all.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I've seen a lot of chicks who look like that.
Usually they got something rammed up their butthole. Yeah, she's
Is she one of them? Is she a butthole girl?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Mmm?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
She looks like she could be a butthole girl? Is
this it?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
No, I'm the butthole girl word.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
People are really gonna be annoyed with this. I'll probably
have to chop all this out.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Is butthole? Bennegan air word.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Let's see. What is her name? Do you know her
at all? Melanie Mac?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Why would I know that?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
She's a fucking streamer? And that's what you watch a
bunch of I don't want, Yes, you do, Oh, you
watch the streamer stuff. That's what you always say. You're
always like, I watch these streamers, and I'm like, what
are the fucking streamers about? You're like, they're just so cool.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
They just look really nice. In my house with the balloons,
I don't know where it's that's the streamers. I'm talking
about party decorations.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Maybe I'll just insert the clip afterwards.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
You ever you ever crank open a glow stick and
pour the glow stick juice out?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I haven't? That always seemed dangerous to me? What are
some things that seem poisonous but never were? Because I'll
tell you what, dudelo Uh, silica packs I always thought
were poisonous.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
They're not. No, it's fucking rock I've been missing out.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It's just a rock man.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
What about those uh? Those little ant poison hotel things
that you set in the corners are the bad?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I eat them? So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Okay, So you're doing all right?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
God, damn it, you gotta give me something. Talk to me, Okay.
I literally had everything prepared.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I saw the Deadpool Versus Wolverine movie. That was pretty good.
It could have been better, like just if I had
done the movie, just because I make better choices a
lot of times than some people. But it was good.
It had a lot of jokes and stuff. It was funny.
I like some of the trailers. It didn't Did you
know that they're making another Lego movie? Do you know
(14:29):
about this?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I didn't know they made a first Lego movie. Is
that those are big right? People like this?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, so they got a Lego movie with Chris Pratt
as like a construction worker.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It's just regular Lego. It's not even themed like Batman
or anything.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
People, there's so many different characters incorporated in the movie.
It's actually a really good for a kid's movie. It's
fucking great. I love the first Lego movie. But yeah,
it's like they got Batman and Lebron James and the
teenage mutant Ninja, Turtles and Gandolf and fucking Will Ferrell
and just so many Barbie and just all these fucking
random characters all mishmashed together in that first one, and
(15:07):
it's it's very funny, it's very good. And then the
second one is a Lego Batman movie, and now they're
making another Lego movie. Just take a stab at what
property they could be adapting Star Wars. That's a fucking
way better guess than what they're actually doing. Man, they
should they should have definitely done that. Yeah, you want
(15:28):
to take one more stab in the dark, give.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Me a realm, a wide out, not to make it
too obvious.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Music music, bio pic queenly. Wow, still way more influential,
right because yah, yeah you don't know, But I mean,
who are gonna know?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
What does egg? What does Lego aids look like?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Tell me, yeah, just a really really sun baked Lego.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
They just take a regular Lego and kind of shave
the corners off of it. Took it's real, real skinny,
put a little hole of fucking chicken noodle soup next
to it.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
You know, the like when you had built the Lego motorcycle,
there was like the little pole that you stuck on
the caboose there with a flag attached to it. The
little flagpole is the aid aids Freddie Mercury. Yeah, just
spray paint that one cream color. But yeah, so yeah.
The music biopic is none other than everybody's favorite fella,
(16:30):
Farrell top Hat Williams.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I did see something about I saw Farrell as a
Lego and I was like, I don't know what this
shit is?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Why why? I asked the same question, And you know what,
there's several characters I noticed, I think from NWA appearing
in this movie, like ice Cube and Snoop Dogg. Why
not the fucking straight out of Compton Lego version that
sounds way more entertaining. Got them shooting each other and
slinging rock and shit, and I'm pretty sure Ice got
(17:00):
his dick sucked in that movie.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
See, I'm looking more forward to they're starting a new franchise. Actually,
they're gonna start making Connects movies, and they're gonna make
one about the producer, the assistant producer on the chronic
about his life and what that.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Was back there's some white guy named Jerry.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, did you my aunt? I never had legos as
a kid. I thought they were fucking super gay. But
my aunt bought me a Connects set one time. Do
you remember that?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Lucky? I wanted Connects.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You couldn't do sh it with a little seven dollars
bottle of Cannex.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I know you got to get the you got to
get the fucking builder pack or whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I don't even know how you spell it anymore. kN X,
I don't is it?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
No? Fuck you? All right?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I found that video. This girl went viral last week,
Uh because she let people know how she's voting this year.
I guess maybe not how men should vote.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
If you're a man and you vote for a woman
to be president, you're a faggot, you're a man.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I feel like she's just doing the lip sync for
the first episode of our podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
No, the first episode. You'll remember you got nervous. You
were like, well, you said gay, should we cut that out?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Oh? Yeah, I did, because that's that's what she's lip
syncing over.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Firstill.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Okay, Yeah, that's you being like, if you vote for
a woman, you're an f slur. And I was like, hey, dude,
you want to watch it with that f slur?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
There was an article which obviously I can't find now,
that said, like, the word faggot was used an extra
I don't know, something like three million times over the
last month or something. It's making a big comeback.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And that is evident, not just by that lady, who
I guess is leaning into it, though she doesn't seem
like the type to lean into right wing stuff. She's
kind of gothy looking chicks whatever, Like she's not gonna
catch the same wave. They're gonna criticize her for something.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I mean, there's just so much overlap and so much shit.
Now I've met a lot. I mean, Nevada. You might
have seen Nevada, Virginia cities on the news lately for
some dude being like you should get hanged, and then
the end word tree almost said a bad thing, almost
said a bad bad thing. But what's it called? Yeah?
Like this state, man Nevada is a weird place because
(19:38):
there are, like I've mentioned before, there's like there's folks
here who are like witches slash Viking mysticism, like green hair,
hippie looking folks who are really red believers, like like
(19:59):
and I don't mean like they believe like wholeheartedly with
every single thing, but like the things that they care
the most about are like those hard line like I
really care about guns, I really really care about freedom
of speech, I really care about small government. These things
you hear a lot. A lot of these people that
I meet in Nevada especially, are a mashup of physical
(20:25):
and mental attributes you wouldn't necessarily expect to see together.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Okay, that's probably everywhere.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yeah, So that girl, I mean, she's probably she might
mean all that F word stuff. She might not really
mean it as a joke. I mean, it sounds kind
of like intentionally mocking silly, just maybe pressing buttons. So
I don't know how much she believes it, but either way, like,
who cares.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Let's see, so I have another one here. This is
the secretary of State of most Zori candidate, Valentina Gomez. Okay, okay, okay,
I don't even know. Do you run for secretary of
state or is like the governor running? And that's how
it sounds like something?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
They point.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, I guess each state has their own shit, so
like some states have recall elections, some don't. I don't
know what it is, but that's what the title is.
This is her response to.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
She looks like a Latin Latina Juliet Lewis.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, tell me she's ugly now, come.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
On, Oh no, I would love to fucking natural born
killers Ronnie Dangerfield her.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Okay, I believe that was a child rape thing.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
No, no, she was a grown up in that scene.
She had just been previously raped by him as a child.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I don't think she was a grown up.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
She was a grown up.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
And there's a teenager.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, nineteen is lateeen?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Okay, fair enough? All right, Well here is miss Valentine Gomez.
She is Hispanic, so she's obviously a liberal.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I would she obviously knows how to ride the dick.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
If you don't eat rice and beans. You ain't Hispanic. Okay,
that was a thing. Now if you ain't, if you
don't vote for me, you ain't black.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Remember you said that, Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Uh so let's see this, lady, Valentin and Gomez.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
These fagots should get their own fagot category because before
if a man hit a woman, it used to lend
him in jail.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Now it gets you a gold.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Medal of the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
These are the worst Olympics in history. They have made
a mockery out of Christianity and women.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
And let me remind you well, I mean there's a
lot to make fun of with both of those.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, I agree. Let's say there's.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
No such thing as a chick with a dick.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Whole old country of Thailand would disagree with you, my lady.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I don't think she considers the country of Thailand or
real place. I think she probably thinks the country of
Thailand is in I don't want to use foul language
in s whole country.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
It's probably oh yeah, but where else are you going
to go? For a lady, boy?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Fucktur I don't know that you are wanna you could? Yeah,
it would probably be flying.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
It would not be fine if you want to come
back with your wallet.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Dude Hispanic, I don't. I don't deal in that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Actually, I mean she's Hispanic.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I'd rather not have my show be one of those
things where we're talking about you know, I'm anti wallets
stolen by some Mexican.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Oh no, you could get your wallet stolen in Thailand
just as easily. It's just that their money is even
more worthless, so you won't have nearly as much in
your wallet. That's a good point less at the exchange.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, all right, well that was a big thing. I
don't even think we're going to talk about it. That
buy a lot. That intersex person is what you told me.
They were at the Olympics. Jury and box chick.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
She's got a pussy and she's got a uterus. But
she's got a.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Pussy and she's got male stats.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, she's got an x Y chromosome. So yeah, she's
a dude. I guess who can give birth, or she's
a chick with male genetics, take your pick either way.
She's lost to a bunch of women before, and this
is the first time I think anyone's been like I'm
gonna die because of her. So you know, I think
(24:29):
it's it's more than likely reasonable that even if her
hormone levels are super elevated or whatever, they're not any
more elevated than the most elevated top athlete in that sport.
You know, there's someone else at those Olympic Games who
is gonna have naturally high testosterone just because of their genetics.
(24:50):
You know.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I again, I'm only gonna say this because we talked
too long about this beforehand anyway, but and it's it's
you know, but I'll say this. We need to then
make if you're gonna say intersex people should count, which
I honestly women's.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Are not people. I get them out of here.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I only care about the trance stuff because I worry
about women because I am I guess I would be
like a turf. I am like a radical.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Trad exclusionary ratic.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I think like, I think most chicks should shut up,
but the ones that should in should speak up and stuff.
So here's what I'll say.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I think you should be quiet or be really fucking loud,
but nowhere in between. Bitch, If you.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Want to count intersex stuff, I think it has to
be from birth intersects. You can't use an excuse, like
I understand that I'm saying going forward, I'm saying, if
we're setting a precedent, you can't then say things like, oh,
well she got her fucking dick hollowed out and it's
a pussy now, so yeah, she has an x Y chromosome.
Push she has a pussy, so she's a woman. Like
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a go ahead has nothing to do with the parts.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
No, Guys like change that would make you a mutant
if your chromosome's changed, you would no.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I would say, well, I mean I'm saying like, if
you're a dude, you're born with an x Y chromosome, right,
And then if I got my dick hollowed out, you know,
with a melon ball Scooper, and they just sholed all
of my parts out and they put pussy on, I
couldn't that. I would have to be transgender and bide
by any kind of rules I guess they're willing to
do with that. I couldn't then go like, no, I'm
actually intersex because I have X Y chromosomes but a pussy.
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So my definition of intersex is this.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
You know, I think the biggest determining factor, honestly should
be your hormone levels. You know, it's it really does
make sense. Like if you if you want to have
a genetic test to determine a chromosome, that's fine. But
I think it's been working to just use passports. But
that's obviously an issue now. So the Olympics are just
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going to have to establish a way to for them
that they agree on where it's like, Okay, we're establishing
the sex or and the gender of the people, and
this is how we divide them up, and it's by
these levels, it's by these stats, it's by this birth
But they just need to have a consensus about it,
(27:13):
be transparent about it, and yeah, that way all these
cases that we're talking about that could be a thing
we can just deal with them. I think the Olympics
is probably a going to be if anybody's going to
be successful at it in sports, the Olympics will probably
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eventually stumble on the most integrative successful method just because
they're going to be able to do constant trial and error,
right like every two years, they're just like constantly adding
and dropping games and changing shit. They can do whatever
the fuck they want.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, but I would almost argue you would get more
benefit from an everyday sport like women's basketball if a
trans guy wanted to do that, or women's even women. See,
when it comes to things like boxing, you look at
it because of the physical advantage people like me at least,
who are like boxing.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Boxing is one where they definitely need to take a
more thorough look at how they're defining all this shit,
right and because boxing is the is Like, no, I
don't necessarily agree, like, I'm sure there are some sports
where hormones just don't play nearly as much advantage as
they would in others, and that's fine, Like, but they
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just need to be clear about it, right, like that
the organization or the Olympics, they just need to get
their act together and have all this shit defined so
that way they're not just like disqualifying people and shit
halfway through the games.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
The issue is I need to know whether I know
whether or not it's a guy or a girl, because
I need to know whether or not this is a
real sport and I should give a shit about it
or not, Like just tell me, Like it would be
beneficial if they were like, this thing has a dick,
by the way, I'd go, Oh, then an athlete.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You've not some cookie cutter. Yeah, what wouldn't you be
so mad if you spent like two three four weeks,
like week after week after a week, and you were
watching this new fucking sport, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
And they all are helmets they were oh no, no, no padding,
so you really can't see under them.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
I'm thinking they're all scruffy, they're big, they got a
lot of hair and stuff. They could pass for men.
But then, after you've devoted like a few weeks of
time to this sport that's really getting you going, you
wonder why the commentators only call them they do?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
You know why I wouldn't be bothered by this because
the only time I'd watch that is something like murder Ball,
and at the end you were like, oh, go to
a bunch of chicks that were killing each other. I'd
be like, Okay, no chicks, next time pops and pits out,
let's see them more dick for me. Then here's an another.
Here's a gentleman from Estonia poule vaulting. Now, I don't
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know dick about pole vaulting. I don't consider it a
real sport. I think it's jumping with a stick.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Personally, I think that I didn't that fall out of
favor after we gave up on feudalism. I can't imagine
a need for it scale a castle wall.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
So uh, here is a gentleman who I don't know. Again,
I don't know anything about Paul vaulting, so I don't
know if this is a difficult thing to do, if
this is like a common thing that happens. But it
was one of the most embarrassing things I think you
could run into at the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Okay, all right, he prepared some.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
That girl, he runs, he goes up polls.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Oh, he's not making up up. He ran on his back.
Is he dead?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I think that's one of those things where, no matter
how hurt you were, I'm dead, somebody helped me. I
really injured my When you're just so embarrassed, that's like
if you had a younger sister. I had brothers. Brothers
fight all the time. The best thing you do is
when you hit your brother and he starts to cry,
and you know you're fucked, so you start going like,
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you hit me too, You you hit me first, that
I started it.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
He called the word.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
That's That's what I'm looking for now. The reverse of
this gentleman who couldn't get his pole vault going. There's
another gentleman who, Wow, he didn't win the gold medal
in paule vaulting, he probably ensured he'd be getting laid
or at least women looking at his deck for the
next ten fifteen years minimum. Okay, there's another gentleman going
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over the pole vault. Uh oh wow, that's really annoying.
That woll high pitch sounds.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
So he's going it looks like he's going up backwards,
going up.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Uh no, he's going up straight. Then he's gonna do
the term. Then unfortunately, he's going to hit the pole with.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Us with his sting dick and oh it flopped, It bounced,
dick flopped. Let's see the flop again. Well, dude, he
might have lost the pole vault, but he definitely won
the pole swing.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
His dick is gonna stink like pussy for the next
ten years at least. Or but yeah he might. Yeah, yeah,
he is a pole vaulter, so that's fair. Might stink
like dude ass for a little bit. Not only uhh
we do ask actually actually I only do ask stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
So just so you know the whole fucking then gymnastic
team lines up.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Uh, last thing I have from the Olympics here. Then
we'll talk about some political stuff. But this was sweet.
This was cute. Did you see this girl from the Netherlands? Right?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Nah? Dude, is she gonna rip on about climate change?
Give me a fucking break?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
How dare you? I rebuke you?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
She looks like Jody Sweetened?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Which one are you're looking at? This one?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Left?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah? I don't see it. I don't see Jody Sweeten, but.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Maybe it's sweet sadness in her eyes.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah. This girl obviously has middle child syndrome. All right, uh,
all right. The thing about this is you cannot imagine
what the voice sounds like. That's the headline. Yes, can
you tell me? All right, tell me what you think it?
Do you think it's gonna go deeper? High?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I think she's gonna sound like a frog?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
She smokes cigarettes and is also a frog.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Sounds like the Netherlands. Sure is it the Netherlands? Netherlands? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
smoking frog? All right, here's this girl. She's very sweet.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
When you're putting your mind to me, you know exactly
what to do indoors?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
How was that for you?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
It was amazing. I mean it was such a strong
razor running so fast, notable running in the fifties. So
I knew I had to go. I'd look in front
of me, so I wanted to be a front. Then
I could hear.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
All she wants behind me.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
So I was like, Okay, this is good.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Now he keeps going.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
This crowd is so.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Amazing the Paralympics. Really.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
It cut in a feed from somebody in a Robert F.
Kennedy support group.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Oh yeah, what is that thing? Vocal dysplunky. All of
us talk real funny, We all think real smart. It's smart. Yeah,
I told you before, Like I I hate to like
just I mean, you could take Albert Einstein and have
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him run for president, dude, and if he talked all
funny like a German or something, we would be like, no,
he talks all funny. It's just like you look funny,
you talk funny. Get the fuck out of here. We
talked about that congressman we got out here. Sam Brown
guy looks like he got his fucking face garbage disposaled.
You know, like nobody wants to see that on television,
on billboards and pamphlets around town, like get out of
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my fucking city.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
You know, I made a terrible mistake when I was younger,
but that shouldn't stop me from running for When is
he running for governor, mayor senate, Congressman? For congressman. I
tried to kiss a wood chipper on a bet. Okay,
I lost that bet, unfortunately, But now I'd like to
be your congressman because I make good decisions.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I thought I was a hero. I went to fight
a war I had no business being a part of it.
Turns out it was all for oil, and I got
all my skin burned off. Make me your congressman.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Uh all right? Uh jumping on that. I do have
a Robert Kennedy clip. This is posted by Robert Kennedy Junior,
not senior.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
He's dead in me for to see how you spend
this one New Yorker.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yeah really, okay, all right, this actually proves my point
over yours. Okay, I need that to be known. What
point is that you went on on and on about
Robert Kennedy and he's this, and he's a con man,
and he's not. He's retarded. He's a dumb guy who
(36:11):
is able to do his job as a lawyer. And
I think he did some really good things environmentally. Maybe
I don't know it well enough, but people say he
did some really good things.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Denied AIDS. I think for years.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
That has nothing to do with cleaning up the Long Island. Sure,
oh yeah, sure, yeah, He'm sure.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah, he was part of some stuff.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Again, not con Man. What's he getting out of the
AIDS thing. I think he's dumb. I think he read
on a four Chan board like it's just just from
queer's partying too much, which I think is what they say,
too much party in drug use and low immune system
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
I think I would have definitely come down more on
the stance of he is either what is it, it's
a C. S. Lewis I think, liar lord or lunatic.
It's like he's either actually right about all this conspiracy
stuff he goes on about and there's just the deepest
state cover up you could imagine. Yeah, yeah, he's a liar,
(37:10):
he's a con man. Sure, he's a fucking lunatic. So
I think i'm I might have had I might have
leaned more towards con Man because he I've seen clips
of him actively like be presented with information and then
conveniently leave it out and then argue against it later on.
(37:30):
And it's just like it all seems like to be
in service of a narrative. But that could also be
delusion at work. You're right, he could be lunatic.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah, so he's gone an interesting story. He sat down
with my mother apparently, What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Are they eating? That looks awesome? They got KFC or
what Boston Market is?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, the Kennedy stil't in KFC. I don't think this
looks like from some local barbecue place.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Maybe, Okay, lose good looks like there's good in the
r F. Kennedy neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Let's uh, let's this is a bit of a long clip.
We might jump around. I don't know. But he tells
his story in here. That's fucking lunatic. Fits lunatic.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Okay, people right off, What the fuck does that mean?
You know, know that sounds like something your butthole?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
You know he's a falconer, he does, like that doesn't help.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Okay, what do they do together? They just he just
takes a falcon up in the woods or a couple
of falcons.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
They hang out for the stop it if some fucking
lead singer is some fucking band that you liked, you'd
be like, it's pretty cool. We like really like Neuture
and Pets Burn.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
And that was one of that was a letdown for
me when I found out. When I was I watched
a behind the scenes or whatever, like an interview clip
with the drummer from A Sugar and he was like, Yeah,
when we're not on tour, I don't play my drums
at all, and I eat really bad and I just fish.
I go fishing and I don't I don't even cook
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the fish. I just throw them back. And it's like, dude,
you're fucking bum you know You're like you sound like
Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
What are you going to do later tonight?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Oh dude, I'm planning to uh watch shrew Paul's dragways. Okay,
we be like have a side fuck like under the
blankets that ends in me like sleeping, real messy, cleaning
up a bunch of garbage.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
You don't think being a falconer's just as cool.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
No, dude, I think being a falconer is all right,
you got me, It's just as cool.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
I need I understand. I need to stop paul'sing clips
two seconds in. That is a complaint. No, I mean,
he says I was teaching people falconing.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yeah, what does that even mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Okay, I feel.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Like if you're gonna say that, you gotta elaborate, like
I falcon on the weekends. Just give give me, you know.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Problem is a four question conversation with RFK Junior would
result in about three hours when you go, what does
that mean? Where did you get that from? No? No, no,
what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Though?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I was taking people falconing? What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
We were playing with batman villa? All right?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Let's see.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
I was taking a group.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Of people up and Gosh into York, up nuts and Valley,
and I was supposed to meet them there at like
maybe eight or nine. I was driving up maybe you know,
really early, like seven minutes and then woman and a
fan in front of me hit a bear and killed it,
a young bear.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
So I Roseanne just look, Roseanne does look like my mother.
And it was so funny. My mother was so insulted
by that when we were younger, because Roseanne was the
pig who grabbed her dick at the fucking star spangled
banner or whatever.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Oh yeah, she was like f yeaw.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
My mom thought she was a fucking pig. And that
was the only term my mother would use for her.
She goes that Roseann's a pig. She's disgusting. Then she
does a little comeback, She gets a little older, she
you know, looks a.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Little bit at the Connors.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, and then my mom was like, oh that Roseanne
so great, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah, all right, So he she picked a time to
reinvent herself.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
She certainly did. Yeah. I thought she was what does
he scream? What does she scream? Of a Valerie Jarrett?
I didn't know she was black?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Oh is that what she said?
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Which we'll get into while I play this. I'll pull
up that old Roseanne clip so we can contrast it
to another political well political candidate right now. That'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Let our k go on about he saw someone run
over a bear hit a bear.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Yes, I pulled over and I picked up the bear
and put him in the back of my vand because
I was going to skin the bear, and it was
very good condition, and I was just going to what
and put the meat my refrigerator.
Speaker 6 (42:07):
And you can do that. You can get a bear
attack for a kill bear.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Okay, r kill that's the word he chose.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Okay, well, I mean technically it was a roadkill bear.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
It is a roadkill bear. It just seems like it
seems uh tactless for a presidential candidate to just put
themselves on record as saying, yeah, I picked up this
bear as a road kill bear that I was going
to put in my refrigerator. It just seems like you
might have a little foresight and not group all those
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words together.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
You know, maybe he's targeting specific regions of the country,
all of West Virginia, other parts of Appalachia, Alabama where
they don't have electricity at those parts specifically, he's letting.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Them know haant Yeah, all the people from shithole countries
fair yeah. Oh.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Could you imagine in Iran if you just on a
runover bear, you'd be like, oh, village eats for a.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Week, they're just raining bear from the sky.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
All right, let's see this. So he sees a woman
killed a bearry Obviously, the thing you do is you
pull over and you go, yeah, I gonna eat that
or what.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
You want it was that? Was that intentional?
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Did you kill that thing on purpose? Or what can
I have some of it. I just want the head.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
I just thought of it. What's to stop people from
just taking their pickup truck in the woods and running down.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Bears the trees.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, about the trees and the woods.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
The trees and American engines, I would assume, right, yeah, yeah,
take a nice Toyota tundra out there. You might be
able to catch something like a whaler, a dolphin.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
A whaler a dolphin. Yes, in neidle.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Woods, Toyota, Japan. That kill those whales.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Oh yeah, they do kill whales and they make a
soup out of them or something.
Speaker 6 (44:08):
And so then we went.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
I thought you were going falconing. The fuck? There are
different species, they're distinct.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
See he's not a calm man. He's an idiot.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
He doesn't even know what kind of bird is sitting
on his arm. I think he might just be a
compulsive liar. I just watched A Girl Interrupted last night
for the first time in a long time, and I've
never seen how good it is.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Man.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
It's you like acting in I think the the what
is it? Like? The structure of that movie is fantastic too.
It's it's arranged like the like shifting through time periods
and stuff is done really really well. It's effective. But anyway,
there's like different characters and they all have different mental issues,
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and one of them says she's a compulsive liar, and
a lot of the stuff she says throughout the movie,
it's like, ah, is she lying?
Speaker 1 (45:05):
You know?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Like you just you can't be sure, you know.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Maybe then maybe she's not a compulsive liar. Maybe she
only lied one time and that was when she told
people she was a compulsive liar.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Yeah, I thought about that too, right, I thought that
is that her lie? But no, it seems like there's
a scene where she gets the more upset she gets,
the bigger her lies get. It's like an emotional response.
So she's like she finds someone's diary and they're writing
bad things about her. She's like, you erase it, or
I'm gonna call my dad. He's the head of the CIA,
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and he's gonna have you killed, you know. And it's
like we're kind of I'm seeing some parallels here where
it's just like it's just going maybe Roseanne kind of
put him on a spot.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Like, ah, you got any bear stories, and he's just like,
you ain't gonna dead bear stories.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Well, yeah, they just tell you about it this time.
I just gotta eat this road killed there.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Funny, I was just about to tell you a bear.
I'm just trying to think of which one. All right,
let's see. So he's going eagling or whatever he's doing. Yeah,
he's going sub marining.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yeah, in my card.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
And then we had a really good day and we
went late. We were catching a lot of game and
the people really loved it.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
So they catch the hawks, or the hawks catch the game,
maybe they'll mind kick fuck it. It doesn't to my.
Speaker 6 (46:31):
Home in Icester.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
I had to go right to the city because there
was a dinner Peter Luker Steak House.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Okay, wait a minute, pause it so wait, where's the
bear in his.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Suv or truck? Or I would assume a truck, right,
It seems like the thing you would take, like hunting
and fishing and whatever. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
So I don't know a lot about roadkill prep, but
I know in meat prep, one of the first things
you do after you kill the animal is you get
all the guts out of it because all the shit
and you drink test and everything starts breaking down and
mushing up your meat and making it shit meat.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Not over twelve hours.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
You don't think over twelve hours bear in a humid
ass van, a dark rapist Kennedy Van is going to
start to turn after twelve hours. Yeah, you might never.
I never skinned a bear. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
I know how long it takes to go rantid triggonosis.
Isn't that a deal? Yeah, that's totally fine.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
Oh man, wait a minute. I just figured out where
that fucking worm came from in this's brain. Holy shit.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Might have been a lord.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Yeah, he was a lord this whole time. The worm
gave him vision.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Oh, he was a lord and we thought he was
an asshole the entire time.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Damn holy shit. So there's more I assume.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
So I have a dead bear in the back of
my car, and I figure, well done, hawking. I don't
want to miss my dinner, so I parked my my
trucking times square all right, let's see.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
And at the end of the dinner it went late
and I realized I couldn't go home.
Speaker 6 (48:11):
I'd go to the airport.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
And he was drunk.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
He was drunk. He had to have been.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Yeah, I mean it's like he was drunk when he
picked the bear up obviously, because how else do you
forget it's there?
Speaker 6 (48:23):
And the bear was in my car, and I didn't
want to leave the bear in the car.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Right, that would have been bad. So then I thought,
I want to get caught with a bear in your car.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Roseann's like, yeah, yeah, that would have been bad. To
have a dead bear in the back of your car.
Probably wouldn't have turned out good for seats, the smell anything.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Roseanne is regretting asking if he had any bear stories.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Roseanne, of all people, is going, this guy's fucking nuts
in her head.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah, when is the last time she's been the most
sane person in a room? Another thing, when she talked
to Mike Pillow.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
You know, at that time, this was a little bit
of the redneck and.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
The Kennedy is known for being rednecks.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's just trying to appeal to
that redneck demo.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
I was just doing a little bit of the Kennedy,
you know, redneck portion of my Where were they originally from?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
The Massachusetts? Right?
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Was it always Massachusetts or is that?
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Well?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
I assume at one point it was fucking like Ireland
and England and the underworld. Yeah, what is the walk Island?
Speaker 1 (49:32):
What is there? What is their place called? Not Hyanna'sport,
that's the bushes, Martha's Land? No, what Gracelandland. I think it's.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Dollywood, Yeah, Dolly World cold.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Let's see what is the Kennedy It's it's I don't know.
It is hyanna Sport, not the well.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
That's a terrible name. That sounds like something I piss
out of my asshole. That sounds like a v D
having to do a piss and asshole.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
I'm sorry, Shane, you have a bedcase of Hayannasport. You're
gonna have to drink a lot of cranberry juice and
ship upside down for a week.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Can't you just prescribe me some East Rutherford.
Speaker 6 (50:15):
There's a bicycle accidents see Ark Day.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Just okay, wait a minute, okay, all right, wait a minute. Yeah,
let me let him let him rift for a second.
Speaker 4 (50:24):
Yeah, a little bit of the redneck and me.
Speaker 6 (50:28):
There've been a series of bicycle accidents.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
See York Day had just put in the bike lanes
and people a couple of people that aren't killing It
was every day and people I'm badly injured every day.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
It was the press. So I.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Wasn't drinking of course, of course.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Oh okay, I like, hell zan looking at him going
get to the anti Muslim stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Yeah, she's like I was talking about Big Harry gay dudes.
You got anything bad? She's getting real this ship.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
I gave into peer pressure.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
He was sober minded and decided these fucking alcoholics really
got an idea here. Let me run with this one.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
You've been the d D before, and you've got a
car full of drunk dudes wanting to go knock off
an atm or or go pick mushrooms from a farmer's
field and try and get high off a cow. Shit
you and and you've you've done, You've indulged these fantasies, right,
and you've said, yeah, absolutely, as the sober one in
the group, we are going to go do those crimes.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Bobby, Bobby, probably Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, get that bear,
Get that bear the woman in the rudd Bobby, get
the bear, Get put the bear in the car, Bobbie,
Oh my god, boy, I won't throw up. Get the
bear though, put it in the back of the car, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
We got to get her to a body of water,
and we got to make it look like she drowned.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Make the bear look like she drowned with global warming,
telling the lake flooded global Yeah, that's the guy, Robert
Kennedy govironmentalists. This guy's got a.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Bit of a point.
Speaker 6 (52:03):
Uh, And I said, I an old bike in my car.
Somebody get rid of it. I said, let's come.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
How much fucking junk does this guy have in his car?
By by the way falconing here, He's got an old bike.
He's like one of those people who have stuff piled
up past the back window, and you're just like, oh,
he might either live in that car or is suffering
from some sort of mental illness.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Yea hoarding disorder.
Speaker 6 (52:29):
I an old bike.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
In my cart.
Speaker 6 (52:31):
Somebody get rid of it. I said, let's come, get
rid of this.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
I ran someone over and killed him.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
I killed someone.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
I just didn't get rid of it, all right, I
throw it in Yeah, that that was a fucking murder.
What is it a piece of evidence from a murder
scene that he's talking about? Oh, these bikers kept getting
run down. He's literally disposing of another biker's bike with
this bear.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Bobby, Bobby, I was riding my bike with an intern
on the back and we went off a bridge. Uh,
she was strapped to the bike, and I believe she's
still underneath the water, just so she drowned.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
We gotta go get her and the bike, and we
gotta go dump them out. I think he's going to it,
but it's sounds like.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Don't dump the bike. Save the bike. We're gonna do
something fun with it.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
Okay, keep it for later. Just dump her.
Speaker 6 (53:20):
Make it look like what?
Speaker 4 (53:24):
And I said, I had an old bike in my cart,
rid of it. I said, let's go put the bear
in the central park and we'll make it look like
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (53:36):
So everybody thought, that's a great idea.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
Why some guy puked out his window and it was
running down the side of his car and goes, god's
a killer idea of man. No, seriously, Bobby, I know
you don't shoot dope anymore, but that is funny stuff.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
Man. So what is the roadkill rules about dropping off
someone else's dead rotten roadkill?
Speaker 1 (54:03):
No, let me look up in my handbook. Okay, I
don't know that there's rules on that.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
He seemed to be pretty knowledgeable about it.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Well, he's a lawyer, I think.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Yeah, he's got a degree in roadkill law would be.
Speaker 6 (54:18):
A music for whoever founded or something.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Oh it's hilarious day.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
It was like it was on every television station. It
was a front pay in every paper. And I turned
on the TV and there was like a mile of
yellow tape and there are twenty cod cars.
Speaker 6 (54:35):
There were a helicopters.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Lyne O.
Speaker 6 (54:38):
And I was like, oh my god, what did I do?
Speaker 2 (54:45):
I have so fucked up? And I killed that there.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
That's about pretty much the end of this Chris.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
It sounds like I don't know what the statutes are,
but it sounds like he admits to at least one
crime in that video.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
Yeah, disposal of a pet or not a pet, or
a wild animal corpse in park.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
How long do you need to keep a fucking wild
animal corpse before it's technically your pet?
Speaker 1 (55:09):
All agree this is not a good look for Kennedy.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
It's a strange move. I gotta say, to release this
on your own channel and then dare uh I seemingly
I think a liberal publication to uh give it give
it a negative spin.
Speaker 1 (55:29):
I apologize. Yeah, it is the New York or nothing.
I thought it was the New York Post for a second.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
New York Posts I don't know what the fuck his
endgame is, like, what what could he? Hey try and
make this look bad? All right?
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Uh, here's a clip from Road. All right, this is
going to lead into our last thing where I want
to talk about if Kamala harritt, what is the racist
way to say it? And what's the not racist way
to say it? Do you remember they come someone commentators
came out like last week and said, when you mispronounce
her name wrong on purpose, it's like using the N word.
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And I don't necessarily agree with that, but I don't
want to do that. So what is is it? Kamala Kamala?
Speaker 2 (56:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
I'm okay, okay, Vice President Harris right.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
I just call her ma'am.
Speaker 1 (56:19):
No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
Call her ma'am. God damn it. If you were in court,
you would call her ma'am. She would put you on
your knees.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Here's the clip we talked about a minute ago, Roseanne
talking about Valerie Jarrett. You remember she got in trouble
and blah blah blah canceled whatever for writing Valerie Jarrett
equals Planet of the Apes plus Muslim brotherhood.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
I think, who the fuck is Valerie Jarrett.
Speaker 1 (56:43):
We actually did a full episode on this, but she
one hundred percent she was I don't know what she was,
some kind of barign something or other. Former senior advisor
to the President of the United States. We did an
episode of this. She does not look unlike Helena Bottom
Carter in the Fucking Tim Burton one.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
Yeah. She also kind of looks like Congressman Sam Brown.
I would say, just don't let her. Yeah, don't let
her run on burn grounds.
Speaker 1 (57:15):
Uh, this was what Rosanna got in trouble for. And
then we're gonna contrast it against another thing or this
was the reaction. This was her losing it on her
son's podcast or something when they asked her about Valerie
Jared rub the irando. You've told me this three hundred times, do.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
You know That's what my tweet was about.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
I know you've explained this. Literally, I thought the bitch
was white.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
That I thought the bitch was white? Fuck why why?
Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yeah, you look real white trash when you shout w.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yeah. As if smoking indoors in your son's house wasn't
bad enough.
Speaker 1 (58:01):
Uh So, let's contrast that against another person running for president,
just like RFK and I assume he is just as
good as shot. Here was Trump at the National Association
for Black Journalists, I believe and a b JA.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
Well, so the white people allowed, you know.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
What, hey, credit should be given. He sat down to
do this, like there's a lot of candidates like I
didn't see Obama doing interviews with Stormfront dot com. You
know when that was.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
Get he was on there. He was like, Hey, you
guys want to check out my layup?
Speaker 1 (58:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (58:41):
Uh so here was trying to basketball thing right, the.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
Question, Yeah, yeah, thank you. Yeah, you guys want to
see my home run or something.
Speaker 2 (58:51):
You fellas seen? White men can't jump? M be called
white boys can't jump, don't you think? With a Z
on the end?
Speaker 1 (58:59):
Exclusive of interview with presidential candidate and Primate from the
Zoo Baracko. Mom, I'm just kidding. That's what Storyfront would write.
I would not write that I voted for the guy toys.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
All their questions are about like nineties black cinema, like
what do you like better, mister president, New Jack City
or Boys in the Hood.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
It's actually it's actually kind of like polite while also
being racist. They don't just outwardly call him the N word,
but they're kind of like, I mean, do you really
think black kids should walk around with their pants hanging down?
They're asking cosby questions m hm yeah.
Speaker 2 (59:34):
And then like by the end, like the interviewer and
Obama are like chuckling along together. They're at a like
a an Obama family reunion, eating like chits and orans
and grits and fucking all the honey buns and fucking
all that shit and and all that bad food that
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they love. And you know, the guys like, oh, mister Obama,
I didn't realize you're just like us. And then Barry's like,
no way, white boy, and he like does the face thing,
you know where he like does the the face thing.
Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
My chicken tastes like it's been seasoned.
Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Actually, my chicken's not dry like your mama's pussy.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
So Trump was at the National Association for Black Journalists again,
my opinion, credit for stepping into an unkind arena. I
always appreciate when people do that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Credit for going back into the fucking tiger's nest so quick.
You know, he just took and he's now he's running
out in front of these black journalists like he's got
a death wish huh.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
I mean we really the media really has memory hold
the shooting thing, because that should be still a big deal.
I don't think it should come on shot for shot
at the cannedy.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Uh do whose day it was? A guy?
Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Like, what a huge deal. It's a security issue.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
It is a security issue. That doesn't mean that I'm
like still going to be like worried about it every day.
Like I gotta just let nature run its course, you know.
You gotta let the investigations, the bureaucracies, all the shit
that's in place to deal with that, let it be handled,
you know, and then I'll have an opinion when some
form of action is taken. But you know, I'm not
(01:01:18):
going to just sit here and cry about this dude
almost getting shot. He seems to be over it, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
And so this was the question that came up there.
Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Again, I do think it's brave to go back into
a situation like that.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
She's doing they asked him about not not in this one.
This is indoors.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
I'm going to raise that joke.
Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
And she was always of Indian heritage, and she was
only promoting Indian heritage. I didn't know she was black
until a number of years ago when she happened to
turn black and now she wants to be known as black,
So I don't know she care.
Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
To be fair, people made a big deal and said
he was being racist. That crowd was giving him a
little bit. They were scared to but they were given
him a little bit. I think it was the way
he was saying.
Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Black black like a South Park character.
Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Like very Michio Kaku, The way he was saying it
she was a black person.
Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Does he have a speech impediment? And did he just
move here real young? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Uh, Michio Kaku with Trump? Trump's always been here.
Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
You know, Trump or Mitchio.
Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
He's one of my least favorite. He explains things too simply.
Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Oh yeah, and he's also what is that word, a liar? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Okay, yeah, a liar. Okay. Maybe I don't know enough
about him.
Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
One time I heard him say some shit like oh uh,
space is real easy, and it's like they shut the
fuck up. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
The rest of this clip now.
Speaker 7 (01:02:52):
Until a number of years ago when she happened to
turn black and now she wants to be known as black,
So I don't know, is she Indian or is she black?
Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
She is always college.
Speaker 7 (01:03:03):
I respect either one, but she obviously.
Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Doesn't because maybe she was an equal opportunity admission, you know, like, oh,
we're a black school, we got to let one Indian.
Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Well she is I think a quarter half black, right.
Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
She's part Indian, part black.
Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
I think half and half. Yeah, so I mean, well,
not even for her, yeah, not even black. Not African American, right,
Jamaican I think that was the Yeah, she's half Jamaican
or a quarter Jamaican, whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I would say. There was blacker than African people.
Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Maybe I don't know. There's a hierarchy there. American blacks
are number one, not my favorite in terms of the hierarchy.
They feel themselves. You remember in high school, the black
kids fucking hated the Haitian kids.
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Oh well everyone hates Haiti, dude, the whole country. Trump
said so himself.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
That's he wasn't wrong on that, all right, So let's
finish this, let's let it play all the way out.
Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
Infected either one, But she obviously doesn't, because she was
Indian all the way. And then all of a sudden
she made a turn and she went she became a
black just to be clear, sir, Do I think somebody
should look into that too. When you ask a continue
in a very hostile, nasty tone.
Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
It's a direct. He did hit back the journalists pretty hard.
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
You're a nasty black woman.
Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Nasty black woman.
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Now, you witch.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I have a couple.
Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
You would have been burned as a witch in my time.
Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
You disgusting. All right, let's see this.
Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Any sign of an outsider, burn him.
Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Here's a clip.
Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
He came from the fucking dark ages.
Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Here's a clip of her with in twenty nineteen, with
Mindy Kayling, a known black woman. Just a couple of
black ladies hanging out doing what average space to have.
Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
You running for president?
Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
So we're both Indians, but actually we're both South Indian.
Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Yes, certainly you could become the first Indian senator in
US history, wh should be quite an accomplishment. Not quick.
Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
I've known her a long time into exactly yet.
Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
So here's the headline up here. California's Kamala Harris becomes
first Indian American US senator and then the ap same
apa both Biden picks Kamala Harris as running mate. First
black woman. I don't think anything's unfair about those two things.
Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
No, I don't think so either. I have a sneaking
suspicion that the reason she wasn't the first black American
US senators because there was already a bunch of others.
Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Good go yeah maybe yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
They were like claiming every identity nick and tick and
talk they could get back. Then they would, they would
instill a lot of them. What I saw one recently
was like two women died competing to be the first
American born woman to reach the top fourteen summits in
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South America. It was just like the most Like, dude,
if you narrow anything down enough, yeah, you'll be the
fucking first of anything you want, you know, like just
shut up and stop trying to have everything.
Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Uh yeah, yeah, they do that in sports a lot.
He's the first left handed point guard to score sixteen
points and four rebounds in every other game for three
straight games, and you're like, who gives a shit?
Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Right, he's the first one to go seven seasons without
having another premium or extra merital affair. You know, like
they get more and more. Just what is it arbitrary? Right? Right?
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
It's it's labeling, it's trying to give like a bo
the first black senator is a huge deal. The first
woman senator is a huge deal. You know, download.
Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Indians, that's it. Whatever, we got a lot of Indian doctors.
Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Yea, yeah, uh two clips give off the same energy.
Here's a little meme I saw that I thought was fun.
Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
What are two clips that give off the same energy?
Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
So I know how to make a mean part of greats.
Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
In fact, people used.
Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
To ask me to make rings for the Christmas one year.
I had so many that I had to walk, so
we ended up bossing them in the Bathok.
Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
So I am not around the world, broke dout.
Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
I was assauciated in st Antonino. I bet I could
call up some of them greens.
Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
Yeah, due to some crawl fish out in the patio.
Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
I've made her some crab apples for desart now. Yeah.
Hey yeah, what are two clips that give off Yeah?
That was doctor Doom in the last clip books.
Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Yeah, I I yeah. Look, look, look, look, I think
it's dumb for both of them to be like, no,
for real, I'm black. No for real, she's not black.
It should just be on policy. It's showing where we're
going where it's strictly identity, and that's the fault of
both sides in this instance, where again, if you're pushing no, no,
she is black, we need the black boot. No, no,
(01:07:46):
for real, No, Look, she has the same experience as you. Well,
she was a prosecutor that locked up a bunch of marijuana,
have fucking growers and everything else, So maybe not quite
the same black experience as everybody else. But at the
same time, why are you questioning it? Trump should be
out there just going like, hey, I don't give a
shit what she is. Her policies are not good for
(01:08:07):
this reason, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
He won't do pussy stinks.
Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Oh I would assume her pussy fucking stinks a slander. Yeah,
probably I do. All right, Here's what I would do
if I was Trump. I would walk around with a
little iPad, a mini I'm not trying to spend a
whole bunch of fucking money here, right, And they would go,
Kamala Harris, is she black or what is she? Will
you tell us? And I would go like, this doesn't
(01:08:32):
matter what she is. All people are created equal. But
this is her view on inflation.
Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
What else are you going to do to fix this
problem with inflation?
Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Thank you well? Let's start with this. Prices have good
start and families and individuals, how are you dealing with
the realities of that bread costs more, the gas costs more,
(01:09:02):
and we have to understand what that means. That's about
the cost of living going up. That's about having to
stress and stretch limited resources. That's about a source of
stress for families that is not only economic, but is
on a daily level, something that is a heavy weight
to carry. So it is something that we take very seriously.
Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Oh don't you know it?
Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
And we know from the history of this issue in
the United States that when you see these prices go up,
it has a direct impact on the quality of life
for all people in our country. So it's a big
issue and we take it seriously and it is a priority.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Therefore, shoot me in the fucking heart. What are you
going to do about it?
Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Yeah, all of them non answers, non non answers. What
are you going to do to fix that? It's a problem,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
So, I mean it's both sides have a lot of
trouble focusing and communicating strategy, yeah, or or policy.
Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
But unicating strategy and policy, I should say, it's a
lot of just this country's been shipped for the last
four years. Remember five years ago when the country was shit.
You don't want that again. But it's a lot of
that and it's garbage.
Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Yeah, So hopefully we can just get back to like, hey,
who's blacker.
Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Who's the most black though out of this group?
Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
That's what I'm looking for, And is Indian Vice president
wife better?
Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Uh? I don't care about jumping into that. I was
gonna say, they're they're coming down hard on her husband.
Harris's husband. He apparently cheated on his previous wife and
knocked some woman up. I don't care about personal lives,
and he doesn't make decisions, so fuck him. But he
does look like a bit of a cock. And this
was kind of.
Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Nice job to redecorate the fucking Oval office. Have time
with that fag all right, We're.
Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Gonna rather more like it where it's making a big comeback. Man.
I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
That's why I just went for it there at the end,
because you told me, like, eh, it's good, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Now, you know what, as a podcast, I'm gonna make
this declaration we rebuke the word fagot. I think he's
the best way to look at this.
Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
We don't rebuke fagots. We just rebuke the words.
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Yes, the word. Yes, that's correct, your fagot.
Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Yeah, it's totally cool. I'm reparing you. I think it's
actually extra cool. If you're a fagot. I think it's
so do not rebuke me.
Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Oh fuck, all right, have to come on your shoulder.
Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Winners and losers, Uh, losers, jfk uh. There was one
funny thing. I'll try and attach it to the link
if I can. There was a guy who retweeted himself
like quote tweeted himself from ten years ago. It was
time stamped and everything, twenty fourteen. Who the fuck would
leave a bear in Central Park?
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Oh? Nice?
Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Yeah? Yeah, And he quote tweeted it and he went,
took me ten years, but I figured it out. That
was funny. I think that was very funny.
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
So did he did? Do we think Kennedy actually did
this or he just read that article and he made
up some story. No.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
I think that's a real tough one, right, No, because
I don't think he's a con man. I think he's
a lunatic. I don't think he's a what's the other one? Liar?
I don't think he's a liar. I think he's not.
I think he he's And he's a former antict, he's
a former heroin addict. I think his brain's maybe a
little bit fried.
Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
You know his voice is fried?
Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Oh yeah that too. Don't never try and shoot dope
into your throat.
Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Don't use your vocal chords when your dick vane dries.
Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Uh all right?
Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Shooting drugs in your dick and then being the president.
Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
They do it with caver Jack, not the president, that's true.
Caver Jack's that erection thing where you shoot shoot it
right into your dick.
Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
I'm good, I'll just fucking I'll just squeeze in man.
Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
All right, and uh patrion dot com slash Worst Friend
cast today, Sheen and I are going to take some
uh what did I just call it? What was it?
Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Bibe ance?
Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Now? What's the other thing, vander jack? What is the
name now?
Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
Injection dick, injection, injunction, erection, rug dick, whatever?
Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
I literally just forgot the word I said?
Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Is that a meat roll? Is that the name?
Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Average jack?
Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Caverage, meat roll, cabbage jack? All right, let's wrap this on,
wrap it up. Object.
Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
See look at this look here's so you shoot this
into your dick hole. Would you ever do that?
Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
I mean it looks like it's going to the base
of his dick, which is.
Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
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Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
I'll subscribe.
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Thanks man, I appreciate that. I really do. For your
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Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
I'm a bear in Central Park.
Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Thanks for listening. To see you next week.
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You know, all us all crud.
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