Ep. 238 Brought to You by the Lowe’s Corporation

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Let me finish. This is the first time I committed
a hate crime.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate bath,
any rest reship, any trash ship.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
You're worst friend.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?
Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with.
You're listening to your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt.
I'm Matt. I'm joined today by my friend and co host,
a man who's got six different recipes for cat that
will go over later. Shane.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Hello, I'm here under duress.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I don't know why you would say that he has
a weapon on me. He has a gun. He's hurting
my family.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, there's all these missile silos in Nevada, and Matt
texted me that he has the codes, and then he
pointed all the missiles at my house. And then if
I don't show up here on X time at X
day to do the show, he'll launch the missiles at
my house. He knows computers.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
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(01:50):
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I'm a salesman, twock, I need a haircut. Would you
get rid of behind you?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Was there a not a bookshelf? Was there another table
or something?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I've been just moving shit around. I mean, there's there's
a bunch of books, there's the snake tower over here.
I moved a bunch of books off the wall so
I could drill a hole through this wall here and
stick the wire through it. You know, like the coax
cable man.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
You sound like a real fucking construction worker. You know
that I drilled a hole in the wall and I
pulled out the spikey cord, the one with the pin
in the middle.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
You know that one. Actually I made the spikey cord
because the ones that we already have. The coax cable
from the cable company is pre assembled right, and the
tip of the coax cable is like half an inch, right,
it's very thick. But the coax cable itself is like,

(02:59):
I don't know, a quarter inch, you know, it's very thin.
So I just went to home depot, got some fucking
little tips and this little compressor tool, and then I
cut up some coax cable that I already had laying
around and slam new fucking tips on them.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
You're gonna start a fire.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
It sounds like, Oh no, dude, it's legit. It has
a little thing on there it says guaranteed won't start
a fire.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay, good, I got rid of I had two tables
next to each other. As I'm doing like this, removing everything.
It's only taken me six months now at this point.
But I have a table, and I had a second table,
and I set up all my like a coffee center
on top of it. Do you have trouble getting rid

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of furniture.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, dude, I was just talking about this last night.
I'd really like to get rid of my dining room table,
but I spent so much money on it, I feel
obliged to keep it.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Now. Let me ask you, if you were given a
much nicer, better table, I.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Don't want the table I don't want any table, it's
too much space. Oh, we eat at the counter. We
have like a breakfast bar, you know, and we took
the dining room chairs and stuck them at the breakfast bar.
They're they're the perfect height, you know. And the dining
room table is so big it takes up so much space.
I'd rather just like chop the legs off and keep

(04:28):
the big marble slab, you know, And then if anyone
ever tries to break in my house, I'll drop it
on their head.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay, good, I I have. I have such trouble getting
rid of furniture because I just start thinking like, oh,
but what if I need this type of table and
it'll fit right here. And I've had that at one
fucking point and then I've thrown it away, so now
another one. No. See, I want to stop buying that

(04:58):
stuff all the time.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Well, what happens if you kept that table and then
three years it broke because some fucking asshole came over
your house and kicked it.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
And I'd be really fucking annoyed with them. First of all,
I'd say, you broke my fucking table.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Man.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Sorry, I was just thinking. I chased down another guy
the other day while driving.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'll get to that, Okay, Yeah, I'd love to hear
about how you almost murdered a guy.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
We were looking for stories, and I forgot I did
this last weekend, and we just never talked about it.
I didn't talk about the guy at Low's. Right.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh, you fucked someone in a Low's fucking bathroom. No, okay, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
But furniture wise, I just can't throw shit away, that's all.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, I just don't. I keep stuff. But I am
very good. I'm in the middle of right now. I dude,
I just did some real white trash shit. I took
all this garbage that's been piling up in my garage
because I I'm I'm out of free dumps for the year.
I can't go back to the dump until next year
unless I want to pay fifty dollars. Fuck that. Okay, So,

(06:10):
I fucking I have all this shit in my garage
that I'm like breaking up cardboard boxes and stuff and
just throwing it away week by week and like trying
to shrink the pile down. But I'm I'm just sick
of having a messy garage. So I just took all
the garbage and I just threw it in my backyard.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh what why would you do that?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
So I can have my garage now and it's all clean.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
But your backyard has a whole bunch of trash in
it now.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
But it's like the side part.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
What that's even worse. Can you see it from the road.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, there's a fence in the way, so the only
people who can see it are my neighbors.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Man, you're that fucking guy.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm that guy for a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
You're fucking you're Chollie. At the end of the stre
when I lived in the bad part of town, there
was this guy who was bald, with like a full beard.
His name was Charlie, and he always seemed somewhat messed up,
like a little bit like he might have been like
an old hippie, but he just kind of just does
blow once in a while, right now. He eventually went
to prison for like trafficking huge amounts of weed many

(07:20):
years after I left there.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I thought you were gonna say, trafficking humans human beings.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, he he was the weird guy at the end
of the street that had no kids but had like,
you know, strikes and stuff in his little alley way
next to his house, and fucking garbage and this and that.
And he had a big smoker that he built out
of fucking concrete blocks that I'm sure had I've looked

(07:51):
into this before. Catch ash. I believe is not good
if you buy concrete blocks, because they're just putting. It's
basically like chemic that they used. Uh, whatever, you should
what you're talking about. Just always buy full concrete concrete blocks. Okay,
cinder blocks, cinder blocks, That's what I meant.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh, dude, I go straight marble.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
So anyway, he built one with all these chemicals and
all shut up. You don't go straight marble. You're gonna
build a little pizza oven in your backyard. You can
build it out of marble crack under intense heat no more.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh didn't heat make the marble or was that pressure?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah? But I mean it's a different heat and pressure
than what it's gonna be as a fucking pizza oven
on your backyard porch next to all the trash.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I don't know, dude, It's just so much nicer than
a brick.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Anyway. He used to smoke venison in that thing, and
you can smell it through the whole neighborhood. I mean
deer carcass uh. I mean I used to have to
eat some jerky once in a while, and it was weird.
It was extreme, but it was weird. You could tell
that to deer.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, it had like worms in it and stuff.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
It didn't have worm. It wasn't fucking.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Rotting, like I assume most wild animals have a lot
of parasites.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Then they get stuck in your brain.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Then you run for president, right, Yeah, Like, you eat
any animal on the side of the road and you're
gonna get a warm brain.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
God forbid. I'm just trying to go around this great
country of ours and eat animals off the fucking road. Meanwhile,
I got to worry about parasites and everything else. Have
you ever had any parasites?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Thank god, dude. That's like, I'm really squeamish about things
that like get inside of you. Right, So, I've never
had ringworm or like a botfly. I've never had a
box fly. Have you ever seen those videos of like
rats that had them. Yo, they're terrible, They're awful hot. Yeah,

(10:01):
they've ives coming off of their body. Yeah, it's it's
a it's a shame. I feel It's the only time
I feel sympathy for a rat. You can electrocute them
in laboratories all day, I don't care. But you stick
a human alien inside of you. Have you seen one?
When it extracts, it looks like the alien monster asrection.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Let's see, Uh, where was the one I saw recently?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
It was that it was a squirrel or something. Oh,
it just looks like the biggest pimple.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Ever until they pull out a cartoonish cigar.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Do you ever see that movie Osmosis Jones.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh man with uh Chris Rock as a blue guy?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Chris Patrick Warburton Maybe is that him? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
No, family guy?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, but is that him and Osmosig and Bill Murray's
like the real life one? Yeah, Well, there's one part
and it reminds me of a botfly where they're like
moving through the body up to the He has a
pimple and it pulses real big and there's a big
fight inside of it and it explodes on Molly Shannon's face.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh yeah, I don't remember that. I remember the scene.
I don't remember it exploding, but she's probably used to that.
She's gross.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, she's fucking nasty. Second second or third grossest person
on SNL. What's her name? Rachel dratches like a she's
the usein bolt of ugly people on SNL.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
I was just I saw her on a commercial for
like Expedia or something, and I was like, dude, she
is a literal gollum. She's got the hair and everything,
you know.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
A gollumn. A gollum's a big stone jew I think.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Oh, I thought it was a little oh goalie.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yes, Oh you're talking Lord of the Rings. Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
I was thinking, like, you know, what are those things
bears now with the Jewish thing?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Oh god, juice, golden cuff.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Golam is a creature formed out of a lifeless substance
such as dust or earth. Man that is stupid, that
has brought to human life by ritual incantations and sequences
of Hebrew letters.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
That's that's human and where we're we're those.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's how they make weathermen, m right, That's how they.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Create the new generations of bankers.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, I saw and it freaked me out. Scientists in
Brazil have found microplastics in the brain tissue of cadavers.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Cool, what were those cadavers into? Weird sh weird ship.
What were you putting in your head?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Mounting research over the last few years has found microplastics
and nearly every organ in the body, as well as
in the bloodstream and implaque that clogs arteries. So there's
a there's a chance we just yeah, there's a chance
we just die out before the climate gets bad enough
to kill everyone.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
No, you're no. I I tend to agree with that. Yeah,
like some some species will make it, you know, Like
but the oh, what was it? What was the article about? Again?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Microplastics?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
And I like I see that. It's like, oh shit,
we got to look into this. What's going on? What
are the implications?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Right?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
But on its face, I think we might be all right.
Like I think microplastics like you could just have like
a bullet in your body, right, and the doctor's like, well,
it's actually more dangerous to pull the bullet out. Microplastics
might be like that, where it's like, look, it's in there,
it's not really doing any harm. Just leave it alone.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
You know.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
We need to get some sort of evidence like we
had with lead in the seventies. We knew lead was
being put in the atmosphere. We could show it because
it was in the gasoline, we could show proportionally how
much it was rising with gasoline consumption, and we also
knew how bad lead was, and we could also show like,

(14:11):
oh fuck, people in industrialized areas are getting so much
more lead than everyone else, you know, like, and it's
making them fucking sick and crazy and you know, bleed
from their eyes and shit, lead went away. So if
we can find a link between microplastics and something bad,
you know, like I don't know Jewish people or Iranian people,

(14:34):
or Turkish people, or Jordanian people or Algerian people or
anyone that has a nationality that ends with I A N.
And Jewish people, if we can just find a link
to keep them out, you know, or you know, whatever
the argument.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Was, whatever you were gonna say the opposite, but like passionately, Yeah,
chat GPT. Could you please write me up a response
to whatever he just said.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, they need to have a chat eat GPT to
keep your train of thought going. You know, it's not good.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
I'm so this is the add hour. It's not it
really good.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
I just wander aimlessly around most of the time this
time of day, you know, I normally at what time
is it seven?

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, I'd be like walking back and forth between my
bedroom and the bathroom, just like looking in a mirror
and turning socks over in a drawer.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I bought Lions Main mushroom supplements and Alpha GPC supplements
because I'm scared adderall is gonna explode my fucking heart.
And this is like the stuff they put into like
Joe Rogan products.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
I assume Joe Rogan buys those cracks them open and
it puts them into like tiger skin capsules and.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
He marks them up twenty twenty two.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, gotta pay for those fucking Texas goals he's bringing over.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Here's what you think he's trapped. What do you mean, oh, Texas,
not some Mexican.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
He's sneaking Texas, scows into Mexico. That's why he moved here.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Why is he doing that? Traffic him the other way? Okay, Yeah,
it's a lot cooler down here. Go ahead, you know,
to deal with all the bullshit.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, he can try and front like, oh, I just
don't want to pay my taxes anymore, Like, but we
know the truth. You're saving white women from the horrors
of Hispanic Texas border invasion.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
By sending them to Mexican. Hey, after seeing a lot
of the stuff I've been seeing online and the hype
behind certain campaigns and everything, if you want to send
as many white women to Mexico as you can, I
will take three Mexican quote unquote refugees for every white woman,

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white middle aged white woman that drives an suv and
drinks Starbucks, anyone you can switch out. I'm alright with it.
I'm okay with that. I will take three migrants. You
know what, I'll take three members of isis for every
white woman we kick out. Something happened the other day, Yeah,
and like we said about add I can't recall what
it is right now. But I looked at Jen and

(17:12):
I say, hey, if I outlive you, you never have
to worry about me going with another woman again. And
she's like, oh, that's sweet. Why I go cause you're
an exception. But I can't fucking stand women. I can't
stand them. They're logical, they're loud, their mouthy. There's a

(17:32):
clip I'll show you after this because it'll remind you,
or it'll it'll be it's that Charlie Kirk thing. I
don't want to play it on the air.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
It's Yeah, they have that weird line in the middle
of them when sometimes blood's just coming out of it.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Sure, sure, that's a good time to plug a goingdepershow
dot Com the website for my interview show with porn stars.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Any normally those girls they just have like this white
stuff coming out. I've never seen any red or pink
or blood or anything like that. It's just always just like,
you know, like loads and loads of this viscous white cream.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Well when you put it sexy like that really really
turns me on. Uh microplastic anyway, wasn't near Low's the
other day?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Okay, Fuck I hate Low's. You don't go to Home Depot.
You go to Low's.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Really, always go to home Depot, No, fuck Lows. Lows
is for retards and cucks and to go to when
Home Depot doesn't have something.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
I feel like Low's was initially set up by the
government as a way to trap communists coming into the
United States, like you know, as sleeper agents or something,
and like they just like wait for the day to
end and then they just like they shut the doors
and it's whoever's in there, it's like we got them,
you know.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's an off the books. Fucking CIA operation dating back
to the fifties. We got to get rid of these
fucking communists, and it's just been funded. They funded it
for a thousand years back then.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, they the Knight's Templar are now the Low's Corporation.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Uh fucking no. I always go to home depot, but
there's a Low's near Jen's work. There's a home depot too.
If I go to shop, I go to home depot.
If I go to pick Jen up, I'm going to
follow the guy that beeped at me until he gets
to his destination at Low's.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Oh, I gotcha.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
He was moving fast, but I was a little over
the line. But it's around a fifteen mile an hour
turn and I'm whipping about twenty five, which means he's
whipping about thirty okay, and he fucking beeps at me.
So I throw my car into sport mode and I

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get behind him, and I ride his tail until he
gets to the Low's parking lot. Then I keep a
little distance.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yes, how far are you willing to take that behavior?
So if guy in front of you is willing to
go one hundred and ten, if you do that maneuver
and then he immediately accelerates to one hundred and ten.
Are you what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (20:16):
I'm not going to race him there, I'm just not.
I have a fucking kiya. Yes it has sport mode.
Yes it's got a little giddy up to it. Yeha,
but uh, it is not a race car. But he
didn't have a race. It's not about a speed things.
It's really not. I only sped up because I didn't
want to lose him.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
But then he eventually My smoke detector keeps going off
because I keep blowing smoke at it.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Really, yeah, that's why it's going off.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
I should I should see if I can calibrate that.
Hey like to not sense smoke is there when you
do that?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Let me give you a tip from a guy whose
house burned down. Do you have a lot Oh maybe not,
It doesn't apply to you. Do you have humidity out there?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Hell? No, dude, it's dry as hell.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay, never mind that. So when you have a house fire, okay,
if it's very humid, the smoke gets pushed down. Okay,
And if you have a smoke detector up too high,
it actually won't signal. And I know this because in
a thirteen home row home, like a thirteen whatever unit
row home that I.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Grew up in. Yeah, real sad fuckings.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Not one smoke detector went off and they all worked
in everybody's house because it was so humid that day.
It was like June that So they say you should also,
if you're in a human environment, have a smoke detector.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Low, why.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
We're trying. We're pumping as much carbon dioxide into the
environment as we can.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I think that makes it worse.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Then you need to tell them that because they've been
thinking they've been doing a good job for a long time.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, we've been killing it man with this humidity issue.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
The oil industry just thought they were full of shit. Yeah,
well these kids are fucking lying.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
It's just one of them hidden agendas, right, like the
Low's Corporation.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Like the Low's Corporation. So it's not about speeding up
to this guy. It's about the second move. Okay. To me,
it's always about the second move. It's not it's not
flipping a person off. It's being able to pull up
next to them and show your face and be like,

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just say it again, just say it again, and then
horn the Lows Corporation, You motherfucker I have you killed?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
What happens when you meet somebody who's just like willing
to keep escalating? Do you fucking have a gun?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I don't have a knife. I don't have a gun.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
You'll throw it at someone.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's not a throwing I do have throwing knives in
the trunk, but.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I because if someone pulls a gun on you when
you start road raging, you would want a knife to
throw back.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
No.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
I just have a little utility knife. I can cut
all the throat muscles with it if I need to.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
You could stop the bullet with it too.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
I go just at the end, at the point that
guy would be so freaked out if I did that.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Oh yeah, you got to find a way to make
that happen. I'm sure Chris Angel or something they give
you some tips. Chriss Angel was killed today attempting a
dangerous stunt with a loaded Desert Eagle and a utility
knife from Low Lows.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
That's where the conspiracy comes in. Oh my god, he
got it from Lows. There's a CIA operation.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
And then all the communists sleeper cells in the United
States are like, we must go to these Lows and
buy utility knives for some reason Russian accent today.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
So it's not about speeding up to because he actually
gets through a light, but I just wanted to. I
was trying to keep up with him, but I let
him go through the light and I watched. So it's
the second move. It's I see where he's going, and
I get back behind him, and he takes a quick
turn in the parking lot. He makes it seem like
he's going right and then quick turns left. I just

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keep going right. I'm good because when he parks, I
circle back around and I put my window down and
I stare at him and I just lay on my horn,
and he looks at him, and he goes, you got
a fucking problem, And I just go, no, do you
have a fucking problem, still laying on the horse.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
And just people.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
No, people are He's deafitely he said problem. I can't
hear it because the horns blaring so fucking loudway and
I just said, I don't have a problem, but have
a good day. And then I let go of the horn.
I drove away.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Ah, why didn't you spit on him?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Well, he was far away. I couldn't spit on.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Him, dude.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I I have a dude, I could spit so far.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
You know, I have so preach. I have a story
about road rage that's not mine, but boy do I
wish it was. My buddy Al told me one time
that he was on the highway and he like pointed
out the spot to me because we were like driving
past it all the time. But he told me that
like he got in like one of these road rage

(25:15):
like cat and mouse type things with some bitch in
a in another car, like a sporty to I think
he drove a Civic or something, and he said he
fucking they finally got to a spot where they exited,
and they pulled up to a light and uh, oh no, no,
they didn't stop. I think he said that they were moving,
but he said they were like screaming at each other

(25:36):
like as they were like driving, and he fucking threw
his soda, like a big gulf cup from his window
into her window, and he said, like the cup exploded
and like launched fucking soda into her speakers and shit.
And I was like, dude, you're a sociopath. I was like,
that's awesome. He's like, oh, I was just real mad man.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
And she was white and I was like all right, al, okay,
get that cracker bitch. I told you I'll trade him.
I'll take I will take three guys named one. I
will not even look into their criminal history. Send him
over and take Karen with you.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, I still don't know if al was Arab or Hispanic.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Okay, well you know like white women, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Hey sure didn't. Uh.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I used to. I used to love the idea of
I heard this on Opie and Anthony like ten years ago.
Just keep a handful of pennies in your car. Oh yeah, yeah,
you could just whip them out the window and really
dent up someone's shit.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
My recruiter used to do that to people. Literally, yeah, yeah,
like we heard it on the radio. It must have
been on Opian Anthony. They listened to all that talk
radio shit all the time, and yeah, that's that was
literally I'll say his name, Sergeant's Mike. That was literally
his fucking thing. He one time he like he saw

(27:01):
some just like child like maybe fourteen fifteen year old girl,
like walking on the side of the road, you know where,
like you know where that we know where that place
where there's like an intersection where it's like two roads
and then three roads and they all kind of meet.
It's very confusing. Okay, yeah, yeah, that that right around
there where there's like a lot of trees, so like

(27:24):
maybe a quarter mile past that intersection, there's this little
black girl, maybe fourteen years old, and he sees her like,
you know, one hundred feet out and he's like oh oh,
and he's like reaching and shuddering with excitement for the coins,
and he like grabs a whole handful of pennies, right,
and he goes to throw them, but the window is up,

(27:47):
so they all just exploded back into my fucking face.
The why was he that's a salt Yeah, yeah, he
was fucking crazy, dude. They didn't even go to war.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Make it clear that it wasn't a hate crime. Sergeant
Smike was a black o.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Oh yeah, dude, he was a well, I mean he
was Jamaican. I don't know if he would identify with
just some African American.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
He's a Jamaican American.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, he had a strong cultural identity. Dude. He had
this accident would just irrupt. He would talk, he would
get a person on the phone from back home and
he would be like, oh, what's all the bumpercot Martin
and be like, who the hell are you? You fucking
you impostor come on, you're being weird. Let's go through
pennies if yeah, what happened to the guy that gave

(28:33):
booze to kids and pennies and other kids?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
All right, you said you didn't really care about this one, right,
Am I sharing stuff?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
You're not sharing anything? Okay, you've never done that.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
You said you didn't really care about this one, right,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Give a fuck about that shit. Okay, mental illness is
for the fucking insane.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Let's talk just briefly about this guy.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Sad Pride flag. It's lost a bunch of the colors
on the on the rainbow.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
See, here's what people don't realize about the would be
Trump assassin. That easy I in McKellen. But he did
not have a gun. He fucking magnetoed a bullet up
in the air, and then the Secret Service came out
of nowhere with plastic weapons and like beat the shit
out of them.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
You know, we're gonna give it to you hard with
these plastic dildos if you if.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
You haven't heard, by the way, I went to go
see all of the news channels this morning, and the
big thing they were running with was JD. Vance talks
about dogs, and I was like, there was a guy
with a gun real close yesterday. Was this should be yeah? Okay, yes, yes,
So Trump was at his Hey turned me down just

(29:49):
a little bit because I could hear the feedback there. Uh,
Trump was at what was he at his country club?
I think somewhere was golfing somewhere.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
He was at a luxury resort in the Bahamas.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
I don't think he he was there. Uh Anyway, this
fifty eight year old guy was arrested Sunday and charged
Monday after thirty. Say he stalked president former President Trump.
It'say gop presidential nominee.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
I'm not saying that.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
I'll call him what what was his name? Who's the
rapper Kodak Black?

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, made the song?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, he calls uh Trump unk? Oh okay, uncle? So Ralph?
What's this guy's first name? Nader, Ryan Wesley, Ralph. They're
really trying hard on They always do that with assassins.
Why did they do the middle name, maybe because like
it's just an easy way.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
What is the guy's name, last name? Ryan?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Ralph West Ralph Ralph, Ryan Wesley Ralph.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Okay, so there might be another Ryan Ralph out there,
and they don't want to confuse this Ryan Rauth who's
a gay magnetic senior citizen with Ryan Rauth, the father
of two missing in action in the conflict in Yemen.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Look, that was another one. Remember Jared Lee Loughner, the
guy that shot at Gabby Gibberts. Was that Gibbert gibber whatever?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
I for know who this man is.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
No, well he's again they give him the third name.
I don't get it. I just don't get it. Serial
killers have two.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
No.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
I agree with your point about the gay thing.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, that's a good point, John Wayne Gacy.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Do they kill any presidents?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, dude, several.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Okay, good.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
That's the thing is, like people don't realize a lot
of the presidents have been multiple presidents.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Okay, good, all right. Let me let me recently refocus
us here. So this fucking this guy showed up at
whatever club Trump was at golfing and had a weapon.
They said, an AK forty seven style rifle. What does
that mean?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
So I'm thinking probably, well, okay, so it's probably what
is it? Bolt fed? Is that what it is yeah
or no, it's no, it's it would be a bolt
or no, it would be a yeah, bolt fed seven

(32:34):
six' two middle millimeter ish style. Round so it would
be like a maybe a semi automatic rifle slightly larger
than THE ar, fifteen with a different mechanism of. Action. Right,
so like the THE ar fifteen uses the air from

(32:56):
the front of the, barrel, right some of that air
gets redirected back through a tube that pushes the bolt,
back and that is what creates the semi automatic effect
or the automatic, effect, Right, like that's why you don't
have to manually chamber around every single, time, Right, like

(33:17):
there's an automatic process taking. Place but THE ak forty
seven style weapons are. Different there's no. Blowback it's like
a mechanical, action so as the bullet flies, forward like
there's some mechanical process within the weapon itself that creates
the repetitive. Process and the tradeoff is, accuracy always, accuracy,

(33:42):
Right like THE ar fifteen is just such a way
more precise precision. Weapon AN ak forty seven or or
one like it is going to shoot quick and big,
bullets so it has like stopping, power but you lose
a lot of that. Precision so if you're like ten feet,
away it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Matter but if you're like frayme like a spraying prey
type of, thing it.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Is it's a close quarters weapon, Mostly like if you're
gonna be thirty yards or more, away you're gonna have
a lot of trouble hitting somebody who's got something like
AN ar. Fifteen you, know they're gonna blow your fucking
brains out while you're just like you're gonna be standing
there like just spraying bullets in your head will.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Explode, yeah, okay all, right fair, enough thank you for
that lovely painting PICTURE i painted in my, head brought
to you by The Lowes. Corporation so he.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Showed up, there he had a go. Pro he was
like he was gonna make a show of. It oh
is what it sounded. Like, yeah he was gonna record
himself killing the former. PRESIDENT i guess so on a go.
Pro do you know what the range? Like the effective?
Range that that's why he couldn't pull this, off. Dude
the only way he would have been able to view

(34:58):
the plan would get with it three Feet, yeah, DUDE
i try shooting porn on GoPros, man and if you're
not like right up inside of the womb with a,
light you, know like cranked. Up you, know you're not seeing,
shit and if you, do it's all grainy and pixelated like.
That that that is an outdoor. Camera like don't get me,

(35:21):
wrong but you cannot see anything more than like ten
or twenty feet. Away good on A joe Bro it's
shit even with the special.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Lens, well, okay all, Right well THINK i was an.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Idiot he was gonna he was going to record a
bunch of people rushing to a to the thirteenth, hole
so fifth.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Hole, uh just BECAUSE i read that he all, Right
so The Secret service saw his barrel come out of the.
Bushes he never actually fired At. Trump The Secret service
then fired at, him and he dropped his gun and ran,
away and they called, Him.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Oh why'd they shoot at him like? That why weren't they, like,
hey let's talk about.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
It why didn't They why didn't they bring in a
mental health?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
SPECIALIST i, know, right what the FUCK i thought we
were putting funding into.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
That, Finally, hey we know you don't like this, guy
mostly because everyone says he's a threat to, Democracy but
don't shoot. Him we'll just steal the. Election don't sweat.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
IT i support.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
HIM i just want to kill him so everybody will
except that he actually won the, election and they'll see that,
instead that he was actually in charge the whole time
and they made a mistaken they'll finally elect him for.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
REAL i told, you you, know it would be so
funny if a whole bunch of outgoing, senators like after this,
election If trump, wins they're, like, hey turns out they
did steal that election in twenty. Two you should have been,
president but, technically since that's your, time, like you're not
allowed to be. Again so you, won you got your big,

(36:56):
victory but you can't be president. ANYMORE i don't think
it would be, funny not like really laugh out loud,
funny but it would cause a lot of.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Destruction oh and then they made him live like in
a field you can field.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
That, yeah that fucking Weird egyptian after. Life that was
a good, reference The egyptian after. Life oh is?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
It?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Oh, yeah it's the fields Of. Elysium is that what it?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Is something like that some, horse some Dumb. Egyptian, yeah
let's go suck a fucking cats dick or. Whatever we'll
get to cats in a. Second so, yeah this guy
shot at. WHATEVER i, mean it's got a it's gotta.
Stop But i'm. Not i'm this guy very clearly Supports
ukraine a. LOT i saw a lot of his. Tweets

(37:43):
he was tweeting at people LIKE i have two hundred
and FIFTY i forget what it, was Either colombians Or
ukrainians or something without, passport who will help? You blah.
Blah it was, nuts. MAN i don't even make this
a political. Thing i'm not, like well He's Biden's this
guy's fucking. Nuts he thought he was gonna be able

(38:04):
To you can't even live stream a go pro on
a golf, course so what was he gonna? Do he
wasn't gonna upload?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
It what a fucking. Moron, yeah, dude the way that GoPro,
works you gotta like transfer the videos from the GoPro
to your motherfucking, device whatever it shall. Be this guy
was probably sitting out there, LIKE i gotta download a.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
What update my? Drivers the? Fuck does this? Mean i'm
just gonna go kill the?

Speaker 2 (38:32):
President he's like, Calling he's calling for. Rison he's, like
how DO i get an? App where DO i?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Go i'm trying to stream my go pro to my.
COMPUTER i, think, Yeah i'm Gonna i'm gonna kill the
The Uh i'm gonna kill unk. Today, yeah that's what it.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Is Fucking and Then shanika and the call centers, like ah,
ah not my. President she called THE cia on.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
HIM i, UH i will stand by WHAT i say
about other things WHERE i personally think if you were
a person and, say, oh he was encouraged to shoot
the president because of the, RHETORIC i, go you're just,
Nuts you're. Nuts, hey, whatever that's a different. Debate that's
my personal. OPINION i know we've talked about that before

(39:19):
with like stuff Like january sixth and. WHATEVER i get,
That but this guy being a big, Leftist what WAS
i saying earlier as a? JOKE i JUST i kept,
NO i kept repeating the gen radical leftists agenda because
it just sounds so.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Rough. Uh, also it's, like what are they what are they,
demanding these radical? Leftists, oh they want everybody to have a?

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Dicks Uh, No, no they won't even have pussies or,
no they just want you to have a dick if
you did have a pussy or a pussy if you
did have a.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Dick see that's a crazy. One but they also don't
want you to have a.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Car, so oh, DUDE i don't want you to have
a fucking. Car ride a, bike you got? Idiot how'd
you get home from? Work oh, DUDE i wrote The.
Metro no you fucking. Didn't that's my name for my.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Car fuck.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
You, Okay now that's the. THING i don't want to
have a. CAR i fucking hate having a. Car i'm,
again like it's a matter of circumstance and the world
we live, in, Right, LIKE i think we should all
not have, Cars but that doesn't MEAN i can get
to work without a. Car. Right IF i could not
have a, CAR i, would BUT i gotta have, it

(40:29):
just like all these.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Hoes so on the issue of rhetoric and encouragement in
this and that this. Should Should Joe biden go to prison?
Forever oh, yeah for whatever reason he.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Should because during that one thing when he did remember
when he was like there was a concert and they
were standing in The Presidential garden watching the, concert and
everybody was dancing and bobbing their head to the, rhythm
And joe was just standing there looking off into space
like he just got transported up into The Star Trek

(41:06):
enterprise or some. Shit, yeah he fucking he shamed us
and he made a mockery of. Democracy and yeah that
was also he lied for that because we were told,
like oh, no he's all, there and it's, like look at,
him he's soup.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Now all counter with another, Point President, trump it was
okay when he was a president and he stared at
the sky when he wasn't supposed to during all of,
Them lock them all.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Up that should be the that should, be, yeah like
that should be the natural order of, things, Right like
run for, president you go to. Jail you get a
chance to get out of jail by running for president,
Again like all, right we'll let you. Out you can
go on the tramp campaign. Trail but if you, lose
back in, jail, right and then it's like that's your life.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Now they should if they lose, though like a second
time or, whatever they should castrate.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Them oh if you lose a second, time you just
go to a worse. Prison but you can keep trying
every four.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Years, okay very. COOL i don't think THAT'S i don't
think that's how.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Democracy necessarily we're motivating them to get, out you, Know.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
In, FACT i don't think there's any government in the
history of the world that ever operated that.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Way, well you, know there's no government in the history
of the world that's operated as a. Democracy so you
see some parallels.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
There fair, point let's talk about the. Debate we're a
little late on, that BUT i think there were some good.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Points there were some so many good, Points LIKE i
like the one where the moderator was, like, hey, guys
this is going to be the most, logical, rational even good,
faith charitable debate That i've ever. Moderated so help Me,
god OR i will shoot you both in the kneecaps
and watch you crawl back to your. Limos AND i

(43:06):
like that they stuck to those.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Principles if you guys don't behave up, There i'm gonna
blow my fucking brains out ON. Tv he should have said,
That David muir should have said that On LIVE. Tv
i'll blow them right here ON abc, Me David, muir
the face of the news on this. Network if these
two don't get along tonight in an effort to better

(43:30):
move relations towards coming back together in this, Country i'll
put a gun in my mouth and blow my fucking
brains against the.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Wall you heard A Bud, Dwier, Well I'm Bud. BUYER
i don't get. It but the whole thing about the moderators,
though is that they always have to look stern and,
tough AND i think these guys nailed. It that's WHAT
i was really going, for is like these guys are

(43:57):
just so fucking, stern you, KNOW i no. Emotions they're
just like evil.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
CALLOUS i think people were bitching That trump was fact
checked a lot. More trump also says more wild.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Shit yeah there you. Go that's a. Yeah. YEAH i
think it's just like if, YEAH i SAW i don't
want to just right off the. BAT i don't want
to say that it's like an unfair thing because it's,
like well you're struggling to keep. Up because so What
i'm not getting at is, like should the moderators have

(44:34):
this like thing in their head where it's, like, LOOK
i corrected him About, look, No haitians aren't eating dogs
or whatever In. Illinois SO i gotta find SOMETHING i
can get kamala, on you? Know is that how they
should approach?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
It they call that a in, sports they call that
like a makeup. Play so IF i missed a penalty over.
Here maybe the next time it's a close one and
it should go the Other i'll give it to. You
it's a makeup. Play, okay SORRY i missed that.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
One do you think that happens or do you think
that was a. FACTOR i.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
DON'T i don't think it needs to be. Even, no
if one person is saying much more wild shit than
the other, person then, yeah fact check. THEM i do
think there were glaring misses on fact checking that should
have been looked. At BUT i will play this for
you right.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Now, YEAH i know there are. SOME i just want
to know, which which, what BECAUSE i have some examples
of WHAT i think are, facts BUT i want to
see if they are the same as.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
YOURS i to be, FAIR i did not even watch
the whole. DEBATE i turned it, off AND i.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
SHOULD a lot of, clips too, MANY i should.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Say going into this whole discussion, Here i'm going to
say right, OFF i, Mean trump very much, lost but
it's because he played into their, game which is what he.
Does what it is is he gets. Defensive but that's
also ye percent everything.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
ELSE i, agree but it exceeds being defensive in my.
Eyes it's like that's WHY i think he has some
sort of obvious like either personality traits or a personality
disorder to where it's like it is, compulsive, Right it's
like it is actually a hindrance to his, benefit to his,

(46:22):
health to his. Performance he can't help, himself you. Know
and they seized on that from the other. Side And
i'm not trying to make this about his sanity or
his mental, health BUT i think that this is a
glaring example of when the personality, itself you, know like
those traits that are so, dominant they really show themselves

(46:46):
as being the driving. Force, Right, like he's, very very
in the, moment and he's very driven by whoever is
like swaying him emotionally at the.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Moment Right you can you empathize at all with the
feeling whether or not he is he whether or not
he is being. Attacked can you empathize with the feeling
of ASSUME i mean in his head he's being? Attacked uh, huh, Yeah,

(47:18):
no someone hitting you on the biggest stage in the,
world you, know ready to watch. You AND i are
going to debate the thing With shane and remember he
hit his. Kid but don't you have to spend the
first x amount of time going by the, WAY i
don't hit my, Kid.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
So uh, YEAH i THINK i would say, that, sure
but you wouldn't go on and on about. It, sure but,
no BUT i think you just hit hit the nail
on the, head, Right Like it's it's not just in
the past few, days but it's in the past few
months THAT i have been really really like doing some
work on what empathy means to, me you, know and
like and like that is a lot of like empathizing

(47:56):
more with, myself and that's allowed me to empathize even
more with People i'd never THOUGHT i, could and that
that has actually opened my eyes to a lot more
humanity In Donald trump BECAUSE i AGAIN i Hope i'm
getting better about, it BUT i get lost in rage
Right like When i'm, angry you can't pull me out of.

(48:20):
IT i JUST i have to just get out of
it on my, own you. Know it just has to
like flicker out. Eventually it's really hard to get me.
Back AND i can totally see myself performing the exact same,
way like just not Because i've done, it, right like
arguing with my wife or with other you, know like

(48:42):
a fucking people on the, phone you, know it's like
when people on the phone are smarter than, you like
when you call the bank or something and you feel
like an actual. Idiot you, KNOW i lash out, defensively
AND i. WILL i will just say things THAT i don't,

(49:02):
mean you, know often to hurt. People maybe not too
for some other agenda or. Whatever but, yeah like it's
a driving factor in my. Life and if you push, me,
Like i'm not going to tell you what they. Are
but my wife she, knows like there's a probably like
three or four things that she knows like if if
at any, moment if she wanted, to like she has

(49:24):
the nuclear, option right, sure just LIKE i. Do and
it's like we ARE i wouldn't say we we have
a marriage that is like mutually assured destruction in that,
regards BUT i mean we've been at like bad points
in fighting and shit before where we know, like oh,
fuck so we can cross these, lines you, Know and that's,

(49:48):
yeah like that's a that is a thing THAT i
can absolutely empathize with and it makes the more human
and it's all the REASON i don't think you should be.
President but, YEAH i do feel bad because he's like
kind of, lost. Huh when he's in these these little,
moments it's.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
It's a certain. Person let me ask, You let me ask.
You how where is narcissism and paranoia on the, like,
well what you.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Call there's different kinds of. Narcissism broadly, speaking there's vulnerable and,
grandiose so. GRANDIOSE i think they say that a a
that underneath every grandiose narcissist is a vulnerable. Narcissist or
another EXPRESSION i think they say is like a grandiose

(50:37):
narcissist is a fully actualized vulnerable. Narcissist so the difference
is like the vulnerable one wants admiration and praise and
they don't want anyone to know anything bad about, Them
like they want all this from a place of, insecurity,
Right like they want to be this, great admisired, person

(51:01):
but inside they are. Not they don't feel that, Way
like they truly feel. Weak so they are trying to project.
Strength and the difference is a grandiose narcissist is is
the strength they are that suit of armor, Like and
there's a lot of overlap in like how these symptoms

(51:22):
are expressed and, everything but it really comes down TO
i think LIKE i would be more of a vulnerable, narcissist,
right because you, could you could see that all of
my like all of my Insecin i'll be open about,
it like all my insecurities and my hurt and. Stuff
the Stuff I'M i get like rage filled about and

(51:44):
you can't control me. About it's like shit from its,
fear you, know and insecurity about like things WHEN i
was a, kid like you, know like just being yelled
out all the time and net people not believe, me
and always being in. Trouble it's just like this constant.
Thing that's. It you, know it affects me, now BUT i,

(52:07):
DON'T i truly don't. THINK i think IF i was
In Donald trump's, SHOES i would have, broken right like
You you wouldn't have seen me, cry but you would
have been able to tell from the things that would
get me angry What i'm like insecure, about, Right and
it's not how big my crowd sizes, are Right Like

(52:29):
Donald trump seems like he's insecure about the crowd size
thing because he truly is that suit of, armor, Right
LIKE i feel LIKE i would as a more vulnerable
and this is just me putting myself in those, shoes right,
like as a more vulnerable kind of a, guy someone
who can't just always project that that shield. FOREVER i

(52:56):
feel LIKE i would be like laughing it, off like you,
Think i'm think that actually means something to, Me like you,
Know i'm just toying with. YOU i would come up
with something in the moment to make it be like, no, no,
no you can't affect, me you, know BECAUSE i would
JUST i would be so ashamed that they would see my, vulnerability,
right like, no, no, no, no you didn't. Know, ay

(53:18):
you didn't, know you didn't you didn't actually THINK i
cared about the crowd, sizes, Right i'm just messing with.
Y'all But Donald trump doubles down right like he firmly believes.
It i'm not saying, logically Like i'm not saying law on,
paper but it's like he certainly seems to project.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
It.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Huh you.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Know the REASON i ask about paranoia and narcissism IS
i think ending politician is a. NARCISSIST i think he's
probably an extreme, narcissist which is. Fair BUT i also
wonder if for the last what are we at now eight.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Years, twelve because he's been talking About, obama.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
But before That i'm talking about when he started. Running can,
ye he might. BE i don't, know his dad might.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Be i'll be.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
HONEST i voted For obama, twice but when they did
put out the birth, CERTIFICATE i was, LIKE i could
make this in. Word this is not it literally is
just it looks like a web. Page it's, like, hey,
assholes here's his birth. Certificate, okay, Whatever.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Yeah what are we going to do about paper documents
in the. Future maybe they just like they phase out
all printers in any way of having you, know made,
parchment and then the only way you can have paper
is if the state gives you a birth.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Certificate, okay you can make paper.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yourself oh, dude you want me to cut down a.
Tree that's against. Nature.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Anyway my point was for the last nine, years say ten,
years maybe the, media he feels early on there were
a lot of, mischaracters rizations of. Things he, Said, so
if you have, narcissism you think you're the, best people
are now telling you you're the. Best and then the
media at the same time is, saying he, said you,

(55:11):
know you, Know mexico sending rapist blah blah and nice.
People and then the, media which again is not a
great thing to, say but the media then turns it
Into Donald trump Hates. Mexicans that is not what he.
Said so immediately that lie sends a, narcissist sends a
paranoid person going there against. Me, now the years and
years and, years maybe you're again same thing we talked

(55:33):
about WITH. RFK i don't know THAT rfk was a con.
MAN i think he might have been a. Retard And
trump surrounded himself with some bad. People so When Rudy,
Giuliani america's mayor back When trump was fucking mattered In New,
York america's mayor says you definitely won this, election maybe he, goes,
well Fucking rudy told me that he Was america's. Mayor,

(55:55):
yeah pussy all the time after nine to.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Eleves oh, YEAH i, Agree but that's just to reinforce
what he already. Like he picks and, shoes he hires
and fires enough people right to so it's pretty clear
that he is aware of who's around, him and when
he doesn't like who's around, him he has no problem
making them go. Away so it's not that just That
rudy Is america's. Mayor it's That Rudy's america's, mayor and

(56:19):
he's saying this thing that all these other lawyers are not.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Saying maybe was he the only one on?

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Him he had a whole team of. Lawyers, yeah but
he fired a whole bunch of them. Too but that's
just my point is that it's Like Kanye, west, Right
like you know how people always, say like, damn it's
it's a. Shame kanye doesn't really seem to have like
somebody to kind of wrangle him in and help, him you,
know like he just kind of seems to be surrounded

(56:49):
by yes. MEN i think it's kind of a yes men, situation, Right,
like not not to the extent maybe Where kanye IS
i haven't. Seen wouldn't that be funny If trump Paraded
malania around in a in a see through rubber dress
In paris and then like we didn't see her again
for six.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Months look at her.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Pussy, one here's your pussy real, Quick i'm gonna grab. It,
okay that's all you?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
See uh, Yeah, NO i think that'll be. Hilarious BUT
i THINK i think all politicians have yes men to a.
Point you, know some of them will have a trusted
advisor and this and that And.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Trump but, yeah those trusted advisors though for a lot of, politicians,
though are yes men to a point right like where
where it's like at a certain point to be, like,
yo what you just said out, There LIKE i don't,
KNOW i might have to. RESIGN i don't even know
IF i can be your campaign guy, anymore you.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Know Like Rama manuel Was obama's chief of. STAFF i,
think AND i Bet Rama manuel could close the door
on The oval office and, say, like that doesn't fucking.
Work you can't say that to these, people you can't. Wait,
YEAH i totally, YEAH i totally believe. THAT i Think
Rama manual some kind Of hispanic. Gentleman Dude obama was A.

(58:07):
MUSLIM i THINK i saw a woman tell that To
john McCain one.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Time oh, yeah and then he tried to fucking silence
her and deny her.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Truth he, Tried, yeah he tried to deplatform. Her remember.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
That, YEAH i was, like, Dude, john why didn't they
fucking shove bamboo shoots do in your vocal? Chords? Then all,
right let me.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Play these clips BECAUSE i went in my way to pull.
Them this is the Only kama CLIP i pulled there
wasn't like anything funny to grasp. Onto this was just
the example when you said, earlier like what the moderator should,
this and that there were a couple of things in
here that we've even discussed where it's, like, oh that's
not what that. Was and, again is it the end

(58:47):
of the. World, no DO i Think trump lost it
one thousand. Percent what he should have done was stead
right off the. Bat he should have, said the fact
checkers will prove her wrong. Afterwards, anyway back to WHAT
i needed to talk, About paul, say blah blah blah blah,
blah whatever it.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Is, Yeah i'm sure he had somebody who tried to warn, him, like,
look don't get hooked on crowd sizes or don't get
hooked on this or. Whatever BUT i think it kind
of shows that he didn't have somebody who was, like,
look they are going to hammer you on, policy, Right
like they're laying out all this shit and all you're

(59:22):
talking about is the, border, Right like we need to
flesh out at least one or two actual positions so
you can actually have a real like voice, politically you.
Know but it's clear that the the yes men are,
there but they are they are there in like the

(59:44):
most rudimentary, sense, Right like they ARE i guess the
the advisors are there in the most rudimentary. Sense they.
Are they are functionally like just letting him do whatever he.
Wants you. Know it seemed like he didn't prep at
all for, that and that's and that's the. Shame and
that's the sad, part right because it's, like you're going
to point out all the shit That kamala said, wrong

(01:00:05):
AND i, was, Actually i'll give you. One we'll see
if it's in the clip you're about to. Play BUT
i keep on pointing, out like why do they keep
on saying thirty nine hundred dollars that's The trump tax.
Increase american families are going to pay an average of
thirty nine hundred dollars more every. Year And i'm, like,
really are We it's LIKE i don't feel Like i'm

(01:00:26):
paying that much more in taxes or THAT i like
anything that extreme has ever taken place in a single year,
ever you, know is that really the? Case AND i
looked and it's like some really really really high end,
estimate you, know and it's like the real number is
probably like five hundred dollars or a, thousand which is

(01:00:46):
still not. Great but it's, like why do you have
to embellish the? Facts? Right there's there's already the fact
that he wants to raise taxes on the middle. Class
there you, Go why do you have have to make, up,
well not even. Makeup why do you have to cherry
pick your favorite? Number? Right like why can't you give an?

(01:01:08):
Estimate why can't you say? Approximately why does it have
to be this hard like thirty nine hundred? Dollars it's, like,
NO i agree like. That for, me it's like kind
of WHAT i was saying before about That sager, guy
where it's like you're using the words, wrong you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Know, yeah IT'S i looked into those tax cuts. Too
congress can renew them if they, want so it's not.
NECESSARY i, mean that's up To congress to you, know do.
That BUT i agree with, you, yes and, yeah the
truth is you're dumb And i'm, dumb and they need

(01:01:45):
to talk down to the dumbest. People, no we're, NOT
i mean pretty fucking. Smart but AND i explained this
To blandrew all the, time Because blandrew says they need
to just come out and just say policy and, blah blah.
Blah this is a popularity contest that is now rating
things based on. Vibes we gotta sell this if the
fact checkers correct me, later everyone who's watching me Say

(01:02:08):
trump is gonna raise your life cost four thousand. DOLLARS
a portion of them will see the follow up later
where they, go it's actually only gonna be about five
hundred to a thousand blah blah, blah and a portion
of them won't and a portion of them will walk
around and tell their friends who didn't watch the debate
or read the fact check. Afterwards If trump gets in off,
its it's gonna be four thousand dollars more a. Year

(01:02:29):
that's just an example of you know. Whatever so it's
not a bad strategy to go out there and just
lie for any, candidate because fuck, it we're in such
a fast paced. World it doesn't make a. Difference but
that's WHERE i. Go what felt a little bias and
not that it was. Planned maybe they were just watching

(01:02:50):
for It trump or Watching trump for it. More it
felt like there was less fact. Checking, NOW i will
say The republicans complaining about, that that makes you a.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Pussy it makes you it makes you look like a, loser,
right it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Does which which you?

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Know, yeah the same argument we've had seen about the,
match even even if you are the, winner because you
look like the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Loser, well you ask Every democrat since the popular vote
started getting won by. Them, YES i agree with. YOU
i agree on all. Fronts, yes this is the game
we are. Playing you have to play within this game
to what it. Is the game might. Suck LIKE i
always say about, laws if this guy did not break
a law by Shooting Trayvon, martin he doesn't go to.

(01:03:33):
Jail it doesn't make him a good. Guy it just
makes him not a. Criminal in this, case he was
allowed to shoot that kid because he was. Black, anyway
here's a trespassing, black here's another black, Person Kamala. Harris
he's gonna throw out a few different, platitude not plai,
whatever it's a few different things that you'll.

Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
SAY i was at The capitol On january. SIXTH i
was the vice president. ELECT i was also an acting.
SENATOR i was, there and on that, day The president
of The United states insided a violent mob to attack
our nation's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Capital that's not even one of the Ones i'm, debating
by the way THAT i THINK i don't care how you.
FEEL i don't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
KNOW i think that that that one is too, Hard
that's What i'm. Saying it's that one's too big, hard
that one's too. Vague SO i, MEAN i have my,
shoes and anyone can have. Theirs BUT i think it's
just it's such a big story that even if you
wanted to make a, case it requires. Time you, know
you don't you don't have time for.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
It so that, one for me is not even in.
Dispute i'm, like it's.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Like when your your step brother At thanksgiving is like
says The holocaust didn't, happen and you're just, like oh,
Boy i'm not going to have another family. Blowout just
gonna this biscuit and put my head.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Down you, know you prefer biscuits or. Cornbread, Cornbread BUT i, MEAN.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
I don't have any black.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
Relatives Acting SENATOR i was, there and on that, day
The president of The United states incided a violent mob
to attack our nation's, capital to desecrate our nation's. Capital
on that, day one hundred and forty law enforcement officers
were injured and some.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Died and understand of blowing their heads, off, yeah every
one of them. Died by.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Suicide, well, dude did they write notes saying Like i'm
doing this because The, Capital because if they, did then
that's pretty good, indication, right the capital made me do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
It i'm gonna Write i'm doing this because Of. Shane
Then i'm gonna blow my fucking brains out to lock me.
Up my wife's gonna call my cousin and he's gonna go,
OOH i could sue. Him that's my, cousin, brother my,
marriage or your your.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Cousin he's oh so he does have the locks and
the big nose and the little hat and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Everything, yeah He's, arab all, right let's. See all, right
so that that was my first, gripe that little one right.
THERE i actually forget what she.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Said she said The. CAPITAL i, Said i'd like to
give you Ten.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
OH i went back too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Far, wow, man you went so.

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
FAR i was at The capitol On january. SIXTH i
was the vice president. ELECT i was also an acting.
SENATOR i was, there and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
You gotta admit. This she's not.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Hot she kind of looks AT. O. J.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Simpson she kind of does look LIKE. O. J. Simpson
but it's, like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
If you were in, jail you might have to fuck O. J,
simpson you, know like to settle a rivalry or.

Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
Something on that, day the president of The United states
insided a violent mob to attack our nation's. Capital to
desecrate our nation's. Capital on that, day one hundred and
forty law enforcement officers were injured and some. Died and

(01:07:14):
understand the former president has been indicted and impede on that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Day what the?

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
FUCK i didn't click, ANYTHING i didn't touch anything that
was like an ad to. Attack are you going to
hear it? Again i'm sorry to.

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
Desecrate our nation's. Capital on that, day one hundred and
forty law enforcement officers were injured and some. Died and
understand the former president has been indicted and impeached for
exactly that. Reason but this is not an isolated. Situation
let's Remember, charlottesville where there was a mob of people

(01:07:53):
carrying tiki torches spewing Anti semitic.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Hate oh, YEAH i remember. That the, press.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
It was a nice, time the, weather it was good that,
day it was a, good good good. Night ready at the.

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
Time say there were fine people on each.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Side fair fair to fact check on, THAT i, mean
what what is their defect? Check he did say that,
yeah but come, on WHAT i don't LIKE i don't
like nazis. Context do you know that we went over
this on the.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Show well when he, said, oh not the nazis.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
The literal next sentence And i'm not talking about the
white supremacists because they should be condemned. Completely oh what.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
About The Proud boys though he likes those guys where
they Were come, on, NO i JUST i know the
thing is like. That this is Why i'm pushing, back, right,
LIKE i don't see this as a fact checking. ISSUE
i see this as like a very nebulous. DISCUSSION i
don't see this as like like how you want. It

(01:09:02):
you seem to be like nailing it down to like
this one thing where it's, like, look, oh, Okay i'm,
Sorry i'm sorry because You your problem is that the
media created this narrative that he was in fact saying
that there that white supremacists are okay or, something, right,

(01:09:22):
like you're that's the that's the main problem you have with, it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Right my issue is more THAT i will admit he
should have been fact checked more because he has a
history of, that BUT i also it can't be overlooked
that this is.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Like i'm, saying when you want her fact checked for that,
statement what do you want to? Happen, like what do
you because what they were doing because he did say those, words, Right,
like it's not like so so what youre would be
fact checking would be the, implication, Right like you could

(01:10:02):
you could fact check and say like, actually right after
that he said not the whites, apprentice that's? Right but
then but then she has she could JUST i don't.
Know it looked like in a few parts the moderators
would allow them to go back and forth and to
kind of like pick at each other and to get
the final. WORD i Think Donald trump got the final

(01:10:25):
word almost every. Time but but either, way like there
it didn't seem structured enough to where it's LIKE i,
knew like is she allowed to respond to?

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
This or is?

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
He or when when does it? Stop because if she
was allowed to respond to, it she could make a
case for any number of. Things. Right it's like that's
the whole thing about this whole political. Culture. Right it's
like And i'm not saying it's right or, wrong but
it's like people debate these, things, right like what did
he mean by? That what is? Anonymous i'm not saying

(01:10:57):
what he meant by, that But i'm not saying it's
so if you, want anytime this point is brought up
that someone else brings up like, oh actually right after he, said,
Oh i'm not by not not these specific, Guys, well
it's like there was a bunch of other people there
causing destruction and shit, too, Right like it's you can

(01:11:18):
make an argument where it's like the idea is still
that that sentiment right for the proud boys like stand
back and stand by or. Whatever it's, like but, YEAH i.
Understand but it's like If biden said that About, antifa
people Would Republicans conservatives would bat an, EYE i. Assume

(01:11:38):
and it's like these are the points that people, debate,
right like this is how the game is, played AND
i just think that the the thing about the fine
people on both. Sides it's LIKE i totally see your,
Point like it's such a stupid thing to sit, on you,
know and to keep bringing, up especially when there's other glaring.

(01:12:01):
Things BUT i just don't see it as a huge.
Thing so that's why it's weird to me that you're
always stuck on it because it's LIKE i feel like
it's just, like, yeah they do that all.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
The time because it's a strong indictment to say somebody
supports white. Supremacists it's not he said he'd lower taxes
and he. Didn't it's. Not it's not even he said
he'd stop the war and he. Didn't it's on this home.
TURF i don't LIKE x amount of, people, however many
of these black or meg whatever it is people BECAUSE

(01:12:33):
i am a white. Supremacist it's A it's a giant,
assertion and a giant it would be like if he
implied she was a call girl at some point because
she made a statement or.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Something, Right, YEAH i think at one, POINT i ACTUALLY
i WISH i had a. TIMESTAMP i WISH i wrote it.
Down at one, POINT I i truly thought that he
called her a whore because he said something which in
context made. SENSE i forget what it. WAS i think

(01:13:05):
the words he said were she's, easy AND i heard
that just those two words isolated, it AND i was,
like holy, shit is he trying to say that she
like fucked and sucked her right to the, top you,
know the vice presidency or. Whatever and then it clicked
AND i was, like oh, no, no, no, NO i
think like he was saying she's easy to read or,

(01:13:26):
something or she's easy to figure, out or there's some
crap like. That but it made perfect sense in. Context
BUT i truly thought he called her a whore for a.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Second all, right So, charlottesville we don't care about that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
One, YEAH i think IT'S i think it's definitely. Like
but here's what it would.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Be they would they would finish their statement and then
at the end the moderators would go just to check
that there were no migrants to adult blah blah blah blah.
Blah so at the end of first let him.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Out for the suicides for the police. Officers, actually miss
Miss Vice, president there were no officers killed at the.
CAPITOL i think it referring to the three or seven
or sure killed themselves after you think that would be?

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
APPROPRIATE i, Would, YEAH i would have been okay with
that only because that's that's one in, there and that's
that was my least on the. List that. ONE i
actually even forgot about. IT i was just gonna the, line, well,
YEAH i.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Mean if you want to give you fact check every, line.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
No just the major.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Assertions, YEAH i JUST i just feel LIKE i, Agree,
yeah like we do need fact, checking but it's like
it's just hard to figure.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Out.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Uh And i'm not trying to give these guys props or.
ANYTHING i feel like they could have done a way
better job of keeping the. Ship. Uh it was pretty on,
track but it didn't seem it seemed like they Let
Donald trump just like say weird shit and and go
on when they would cut Off kamala when she would

(01:15:03):
try and get an extra, word and it's like she
could have made a fool of herself. Too they didn't
even give her an, opportunity, Right it's LIKE i feel
like they were kind of overpowered by. Him who is
the guy with the, glasses the guy who talks Like
Death's Chris, Wallace, Man Chris. WALLACE i Liked Chris wallace
With Donald, trump. HONESTLY i like the way he talked to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Him at the oh when we're a different.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Debate, yeah what was it twenty twenty twenty, SIXTEEN i
can't remember so fucking. Long it's all the same day
at this. Point but, NO i agree with everything you're
feeling and you're, Saying BUT i JUST i feel like
it's just so hard to do live in ninety minutes
for everything it's got to be hard to figure out
where to draw the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
LINE i know they fact checked the cats and dogs, thing,
THOUGH i, mean, okay well that's a pretty but again, yeah,
okay but again to. Go but wait a, minute that
is a very small thing compared to a presidential candidate
being called a white. Supremacist, well that's the implications that

(01:16:08):
he participated in white supremacy in a, sense or supporting
it in a.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Sense that's the thing is, like it depends on how
you weigh, it, Right like he's yelling the thing about the,
dogs he's repeating it over and. Over she said this
one thing about the tiki towards is it's part of
the whole bigger. Picture she moves, on, right it's. Not,
again it's not a judgment on who's more right or
wrong or in the. Wrong but it's, like it's just

(01:16:35):
so much easier to pick out the dog thing and be, like, well,
look you're sitting here yelling dogs in my. Face they
ate the. DOGS i can very quickly see they didn't
eat the. Dogs then it would be to be, like,
no you're. Right it would be easy to mention the
actual numbers and everything like. That but it's like they

(01:16:57):
would have to keep like a, account you, know and
it's like then they probably have to pick based on,
time like which is these is most? Important which of
these these lies DO i hit? On are half? Truths you?

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Know what they should what they should honestly. Do they
should do the debate and then put it out like
a pop up video. Thing no, joke, LIKE i know
it sounds, silly but have a thing pop up to
the side and say this is actually not true out
of context blah blah. Blah you can HAVE, mtv, yes,
yeah pop up VIDEO vh, ONE i, think, right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Yeah one of those. Shits but that was so cool
you would learn.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Facts all, right let me finish this because there's one
more piece of it that we talked about recently THAT
i was, like come on, now.

Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
Remember that when it came to The Proud. Boys i'm.
Militia there you, go h the president. Said the former president,
said stand back and stand by.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Everyone, yeah that one has never bothered. Me it's like
you threw something denounce The Proud. Boys he might be,
LIKE i don't even know who the Fucking Proud boys. Are,
yeah stand, back stand by whatever had he? Said what
had he? Said three pieces stand, back stand by? Whatever
would that have made it? BETTER i think it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Would have made it a little, better but maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
NOT i don't.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Know it's really depends on, him AND i think it
probably would have made it a little. Better it's, like,
oh he doesn't give a, fuck you, Know BUT i
THINK i just think just, comparison, right like If, biden
like they were mad At biden when he said bullseye
in like a in a, meeting you, know and it
was clearly again you read the, context you know what it.

(01:18:33):
Means and it's, LIKE i can see them getting mad
About biden Telling antifa to stand by and stand. Down
so that's that's or whatever whatever the fuck he. Said
so it's it's the. Thing it's, LIKE i don't see
it as bad on its, face, right BUT i see
the game they play AND i see how they could
both take advantage of.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
It, okay all, right that one wasn't even one of
my point. Outs there's one more.

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
On watching who remembers what you where sixth.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
WAS i, say we don't have to go.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Back let's not go.

Speaker 6 (01:19:06):
Back we're not going. Back it's time to turn the.
Page and if that was for, you, well there is
a place in our campaign for you to stand the
bottom for, country to stand for our, democracy to stand
for rule of law where is, it and to end
the chaos and to end the approach that is about

(01:19:31):
attacking the foundations of our democracy because you don't like the.
Outcome and be clear on that. Point Donald, trump the,
candidate has said in this, election there will be a
blood bath if this and the outcome of this election
is not to his.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Liking do you remember that?

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
One, yeah that was when he was talking to people
about politics and money and. Stuff, no there's a lot of.
Industry oh, yeah the auto. Industry, YEAH i THOUGHT i
KNEW i had. It it's something to do with. Money
it's all money of me comes out my dick and
it goes in.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Green so let's turn the page on. This let's not go.

Speaker 6 (01:20:06):
Back let's chart a course for the future and not
go backwards to the.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
Past let me just follow up.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Here it was a different, term and it was a
term that related to, energy because they have destroyed our.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Energy but you're, right he comes out, defensive but LIKE
i would be defensive about that horseshit. Too he's a,
podcaster he interviews porn. Stars he's a pedophile and also he.
Works it's, like, hey, hey wait a fucking, Minute, No
i'm NOT i don't know interview porn. Stars that's my alternate.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Ego, well you, Know kamala did the right thing at
the beginning of this debate by pointing, out, like this
is what he's going to. Do he's gonna refer to this,
behavior he's going to use these talking, points he's not
going to answer, questions and she was able to point
it out when he was doing, it, Right so it's

(01:20:59):
like If trump could adopt a similar. Strategy but that's the,
thing is, like in order to do, that he would
have to really engage with, her WHICH i think he.
Doesn't he either doesn't want to do or he's just
incapable of doing because he's just too emotionally attached to
whatever's going.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
On and it's a shame because she's terrible in these live, yeahs,
yeah you, know it's really like, yeah it's really just
been like tears of bad.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Right so it's Like Joe biden was just it was a.
SHAME i felt really bad for. HIM i, mean it
was a shame to see him stumble through that. Debate
he should have never even done. It he should have
just Pulled he should have pulled out of this race
year two of his. Presidency you, know he should have
just told us. Then you, know you know, what, guys

(01:21:48):
the ticker ain't ticking like it used to. Tick SO
i think when the two years is, Up i'm gonna
hand the reins off To, kamalala you, know and then
he could have, start you, know grooming her to take
the office. Over could have been a new precedent for
precedent c you, know a new way of doing things,
right brought to you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
By The Loewe's.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Corporation, Right, yeah it's all been a syop From Low
low's nineteen fifty. Four but, yeah like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
That was a.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Shame Then Donald trump Against Kamala it's, LIKE i feel
bad For, trump right because she's not a great. DEBATER
i saw her debate Against Joe, biden And biden looked way.
Better you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
KNOW i think he would have been fine if he
did today or you, know the day of the debate
what he did To biden in the first, one by
he Crushed. Biden biden was not capable of running. That
BUT i think that one was just as bad As
trump And biden's first one in twenty, twenty Where trump

(01:22:54):
couldn't shut the fuck. Up he kept leading to the
point of them having to do the mute at. Microphone
so you know, What, yeah he's just shooting himself in
the dick, Here AND i think Jd vance ain't. Helping
he fuck thinks he is just so. White this guy
is a creep, too but fucking Jd vance.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Is he's like.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Autistic i'll tell you a lot of the lip circles
and STUFF i see on. YouTube they really like The
Tim waltz. Guy AND i don't have a problem with,
him BUT i don't see what's sort of so much
to fucking like about. Him he does give me vibes
That i'm, like he doesn't seem not chill, Right, like,
YEAH i like if he was at a, party you,

(01:23:37):
know and we were like both in the kitchen playing you,
know blackjack or poker or some shit and drinking, Corona
Like i'd carry on a conversation until he got really.
Weird but he looks like he would go.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
There he he you know what he has under he
has an anger under him.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
That actually, Anger, yeah like a like a kind of,
me like a MAYBE i see myself and, him and
that's WHY i fucking hate him so. Much but, YEAH
i think he would lash out and corner.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Him So trump didn't do himself any favors at the.
DEBATE i will play a clip that's been circulating now
and we'll wrap this one, up but after we talk
about it because we're running super. Late but, okay here we.
Go In, springfield the, SIMPS.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
I was just thinking, that, yeah they they're they're eating.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Little helper And snowball or.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
In, springfield they're eating the dogs the came. In they're
eating the, cats they're eating they're eating.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
The pets of the people that this. Is we, clarify
they're not. Stray these are not feral cats that people
because they're.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Starving, well to be, fair the on scene reporting i've
seen they were outside.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Cats, okay well so they're half they're half.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Feral you, KNOW i think if you have an outside,
cat you don't really care about your.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
CAT i, AGREE i. Agree how could anybody let their
cat just out into this, horrible cruel world when they're
so sweet and innocent and tiny and, soft and they're
mushy when you press on.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Them So trump, said the crazy Thing i'm trying to
Find there was one funny line he did. Have do
you remember the line when he gets close to the.
Mic he didn't do A bideen, whisper but he does
what could have been A biden. Whisper, oh and he,
goes let me tell you, something or, no he, goes
let me tell you a little. Secret he hates.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Her that made me laugh so.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Hard imagine she's got to go back and be, like
there's something a colonel in her head that goes if
she doesn't know it, already like maybe they you, know
some of the behind the scenes stuff that was. Reported
he might actually hate.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Her he, Might oh, yeah, dude ever since she put
him on blasting that first debate and she was, like
you made me get busted to that school AND i
was sexually assaulted by those boys who Killed emmitt till you.
Know and he was, like, OH i don't even know
what that. Means you, know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
A totals, guilty wasn't he didn't they get justice on?

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Thug so one more?

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Time?

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Thug, yeah he would, say.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Thug what did he?

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Go super predators or? Something is it the early nineties
term doing the crime bill? Stuff him And Hillary clinton
were big for referring to them as super. Predators, dude
that sounds like the best.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Sequel that's That's Arnold swarzenegger And Danny glover in the
same predator.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
MOVIE, whoa that's pretty, sick and they both killed the predator.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Before, yeah and then they have to kill each other
except for the honor of killing a bigger.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Predator i'll play it one more.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Time In.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
Springfield they're eating the, dogs the people that came, in
they're eating the, cats they're eating they're eating the pets
of the people that live.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
There and this is what's happening in our country. NOW i,
mean if it, IS i would like to know about
it BECAUSE i want to. TRY i here's my.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Question is this a bad? Thing?

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
YEAH i mean it's. Probably there's always like a what
is it a, say like a giveaway at the shelter,
here they're, like we got so many. Cats all you
have to do is show up and give us your
name and your, address and we will give you a
cat with a. Microchip so that, way if you release
it and try and get rid of it and let
it go off into the, wild we'll find it and
give it back to.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
You we, know you didn't want this cat the first,
time but it's, registered so it's yours. Now i'm just
soon leave it. Outside, yeah but we're just gonna return
it every single.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Time, yeah that's how outside cats are.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Born that's government waste right, there by the, way that's government.
Waste we need to have one guy assigned to every.
Cat we're gonna track their every. Movement. Yeah so that's
a crazy thing to. Say and it's also something that
six months from, now it's gonna come out that like
four people reported to the cops and they never did

(01:28:09):
anything about. It it's a crazy thing to. Say BUT
i think eating cats is the worst thing in the.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
World oh, DUDE i don't. EITHER i THINK i, think if,
Anything trump was actually making an impassioned plea, like come,
on we gotta try what they're doing In. Springfield they're
all eating their.

Speaker 5 (01:28:25):
Pets we gotta do this For. America this is gonna
Make america great. Again we're not gonna have to rely
on foreign food like a jello every.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Weekend they're gasing cats by the millions at the. Pound
that's fresh. Meat my FRIEND Rfk junior told me that solid.
Meat it's delicious. Meat holy, shit isn't there that PICTURE
rfk eating that?

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
DOG i think so oh, no that was a. Goat,
remember BUT i could see him like a.

Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
Dog soilent, green, right this is soilent brown because it's cat,
paste which is all kind of ground up and it's
just like a brown, sludge so we called it silent.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Brown, yeah he shot himself on the. Foot he had
a bed. DEBAIT i hope they have another, one AND
i hope he's able to just deliver policy like he.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Should god wouldn't that be so fucking, man that would
be the coolest. SHIT i just that's where you can
see if you THINK i have Trum trump arrangement, syndrome
this is where it. IS i don't think he's capable
mentally or physically or whatever of coming out and playing
a different, game you, Know, LIKE i don't think he
has it in him to get schooled up enough on

(01:29:42):
policy to call her on her bullshit when she's wrong or,
lying or make her look, stupid, LIKE i just. DON'T
i think she's gonna be able to bait him very easily.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Again, yeah we'll, see we'll, see you know. What They'll
biden baited him in that first debate and twenty and
then matter much. Better, no, no, no in twenty, Twenty you're,
right he was better on the, scene he was much. Better,
Right so it might be a thing of him needing
to see his opponent and then.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Whatever that's a key.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Point if he can't do, it he's gonna. Lose like
that's all it. Is like he's he has no momentum
behind him right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
NOW i don't think he's gonna lose if he can't do.
IT i THINK i think he could still, Win LIKE
i actually think right now it's kind of like it's
almost a toss, up LIKE i would like it If kamala.
Won BUT i JUST i STILL i know and see
so many people who even though they're like upset about

(01:30:39):
this debate, performance they're still just like so die hard About, trump, Right,
LIKE i feel like he really does command such a
huge way at the.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
Population uh, maybe but he's got to get fifty one
percent or enough electoral. Votes he's got to get to
eighty now fifty one, percent we'll.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
SEE i think he, could BUT I i. DON'T i
think it's too early to call it either one of
their races or demises or anything like that YET.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
I got this for you here to wrap, up.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Like raise something comes out, Tomorrow, like, Oh kamala sucked
all the inner cabinets dick yesterday and they all nutted
inside of her. Butt you, know like would that help
her or hurt her in.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
The, polls she'd get the sexy red. Vote oh, no,
dude she's a trumper for. Life braised cat meat with
winter bamboo shoots two hundred and fifty grams cat meat
two hundred grams winter bamboo, shoots one teaspoon minced dried
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(01:31:44):
ginger mins, garlic dark soy, sauce half a tea tablespoon
each of wet starch and ginger. Wine three teaspoons are fine. Salt,
see this is why white people don't season.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
Shit oh, DUDE i the fuck out of. Shit ooh oh, cool.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
COOL i identify with you, guys even though you're black
and on white. Cls season.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Stuff, dude try and marry an ethnic person and not
SEASON i wouldn't. Me, yeah they'll fuck you. Up.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Man. Uh we're gonna chop the cat meat into, pieces
roll it in boiling, water pour it into a basin
and filter out the. Water then you're gonna cut the
winter bamboo shoots Into Ramikin's Ramikin Ramikins.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
This instructions to space.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Colony eat twenty percent of oil in a walk placed minced, garlic,
mince ginger, mince wet, tangerine, peel and rolled cat meat
into the paper and stir fry. Evenly add the second
soup season and refined. Salt where was the first? Soup
what are we talking about? Here add the second soup
season with refined salt AND. Msg use dark soy sauce

(01:32:50):
to make a golden brown cover and simmer until eighty percent.
Cooked add winter bamboo, shoots tossy even, ly wait until,
Cooked sprinkle with, pepper and thicken with wet. Stars you, know,
wow if you're like a it sounds fucking. Delicious it
does sound.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
Good you. Know if you're like a young white boy
growing up with you, know like an ancestry in The United,
states white, heritage, father grandfather or great, grandfather they all
been here In america being Proud. Americans and you got
some war relics and shit laying around the, house and
you go through the stuff and you inevitably find all

(01:33:25):
this Neo nazi shit that your grandpa was, into and you, realize,
like oh, fuck after he fought against The, nazis he
became A. Nazi you, know like this is the kind
of shit that a Young Vietnamese american boy finds in
his great grandfather's bamboo, hat you, know like after they

(01:33:46):
clean out his straw. Hut you, know when he finally
goes to meet his, ancestors it's, like, oh my, god
my grandfather fought as a gorilla against THE, nva but
here he is participating in the same barbary.

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Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
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