Ep. 245 Boy is a Slur

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
M let me finish. This is the first time I
committed a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off
for it, you know, like something like that. Yeah, probably

(00:20):
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were any trash ship? You're worst friend? Do you want

(00:45):
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the fucking problems you hang around with.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
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Speaker 1 (00:56):
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Speaker 2 (01:04):
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It? Everything you get access to all of us.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I think we're at a little over four hundred hours
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Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh, that's upsetting. Why It's just like you think about
what is it that they say ten thousand hours to something?
Ten thousand hours of a thing makes you an expert?
At us? That is that? Gladwell, I don't know, it
could be fucking Hitler. What color is that, dude, Hitler?

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He was beige, staunchly white.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Actually, wasn't there what was weren't they blackifying people recently?
I saw something recently like they're like, you know, Babe
Ruth was black, right, And it was like getting to
the point where it was kind of silly and they
were fucking with tinting. Wasn't there something about Hitler being something?
And it was ironic?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I guess. I guess it was the dark hair and
dark eyes that I was ironic. They were pushing for
the Aryan thing. Yeah, that is I mean a little bit.
But I mean he could always dye his shit and
put in some contacts, you know. I think they allow that.
Otherwise those Jews would just be bleaching their hair. No,
because you can't fucking do anything. What are they gonna do?
Chop your nose off? That's a good point. There are

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physical things. Maybe you could take clay and kind of
mold up the rest of the face around it, so
it looks like you just have a giant fucking mascot head,
And what are you gonna do? Just like have a
giant like an industrial auto fan blasting all the time
when they come around to keep the storm clouds away. No,

(03:00):
he has to keep the Nazis away, is what? Oh
the storm clouds? I got it. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I was literally thinking of it like a mascotthead, and
my thought went to, like the engineering, like how do
we keep this cool though?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
You know? Oh yeah, keep the Nazis away with it?
That's real cool.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, okay, all right, well go to a Patreon or something.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I think, what were we talking about? How cool hardcore
shows are when Nazis come?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Uh, well save that. We'll have something for that later.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I actually want to talk a little in depth, in
depth about punk okay.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Okay, like like the origins of punk, or like a
subgenre of punk.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, like this Puerto Rican kid that like tried to
break in my car the other day.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Fucking punk? Oh fucking yeah, Okay, I got you a
uh what are they called a thug? Well?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh yeah, now we can say that again. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, that's all right.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
For the next four years and then when President AOC
gets in its camps for everyone.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I will vote for AOC when she runs, but I
think she needs more time to cook. I say, give
her like twelve years, let her build a long history
of like legislation and sound bites and all that shit,
and then let her run. If she runs too early,
she's just gonna ruin her political career. We might talk
about that later too, but I do. I'm so if

(04:24):
people don't know, I don't know. I don't know how.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You listen to podcasts, but you don't know what's going
on in the news. Trump won, I guess what apparently, Okay,
I didn't text it about it during that night. I
didn't text Andrew either. I wasn't gonna just I wasn't
gonna do anything political. I was just gonna say, let
it play out and then wherever it goes from here,
I hope shit works out good.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
And this and that. I don't know politics as well
as other people. They said, this was a like a
decisive victory, right, Yeah, it's a good thing that it
was so decisive, right because if it was any closer,
if it was just a little close, you know, it

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would have absolutely looked like especially if Kamala won, it
would have been like another call for fraud, you know,
like another reason to think there was some sort of Shenanigan.
So in a way, even though Trump won for me
as somebody who didn't want him to, it's good that

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he won by a landslide because now there's no reason
for anybody to bitch about fraud or rigging or anything
like that. Like it was so decisively in Trump's favor
when there was a Biden White House. It's obviously a
fair election. You know. I think Bill Maher said that

(05:50):
same thing. Oh really, okay, great, I'm as good as
Bill Maher. He also said that other thing you say sometimes, Ah,
so fucking high And I just want to come on
black checks. Hey, Quentin, so tell me about this movie
from the nineteen sixties while I sip on brandy. He's

(06:10):
a real And then I like, could you talk about
the regular guy? You know? Juice is what regular guys?
He describes regular guys like just your normal regular American
as like basically the Marlboro man, except kind of a
pussy now he has He's the worst person in terms
of having a feel on what like the average middle

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class person, you know, a factory worker with coveralls and boots,
a regular guy just like you and me. He would
be disgusted by that. Me. I'm just mildly turned off.
So wait a minute, you were talking about the oh
I was saying that, Yeah, the election was clearly not rigged.

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But yeah, like if you if you have been living
under a rock, you still probably heard the news. I mean,
it was impossible to avoid. And I won't say like
the MAGA guys are going out and celebrating like boisterously.
I'm not seeing like a bunch of like, you know,
it's not like Iran with a with a bunch of

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guys with AK forty seven's blasting countless rounds up into
the air while they drive a convoy down the highway.
You know, like they've been pretty tame in their their
victory so far, at least in real life, not on
the internet. But it what's it called? It has been
I noticed for libs like myself, like yeah, very like

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just like what the fuck? What the hell you know?
And then you're you're kind of rethinking, like do I
really understand the other side? Am I really seeing their
point of view? Am I really? Am I really getting
where they're coming from? And I feel like I do
have a grasp on the other side. But it's clear
that the Democratic Party does not.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
You know, It's that is such a like a great
thing to hear another human being saying, because I've heard
so many people say in the last few days the opposite.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Just pushing harder.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
And it's like, all right, I'll be dumb here, what
exactly are identity politics?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Well, I would say identity politics are trying to get
a whole group of folks who all identify with a
certain thing, whether it be an ethnicity or a job,
or an ideology or religion something, and then uniting them

(08:45):
under your political front. So like, it's pretty easy to
see how everything divides up. Like Christians, right, Like most Christians,
if they're fervent Christians are probably going to have similar
political views, right. And it's more than just oh, well,

(09:05):
they live similar lifestyles because they're Christians. It's because one,
they probably have values that are similar, and then those
values are co opted by politicians and then used as
a way as a front for wrangling voters. And then

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on the dem side, I remember one was a Latin
X right trying to get a bunch of Latin American
voters on the liberal side, and it's like, hey, we're
Latin X. I remember AOC said it on a live stream.
I'm LATINX. It's like the ideas you're trying to identify
with a group of people and then get them on
your side based solely on their identity, not really identifying

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with any issue that's specific to the community or appealing
to why they would benefit from your side or your position.
In this take, it's simply on the basis of the
identity itself.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
So that would be like having no regard for a
gay guy's opinions about stuff, just going you're a gay guy,
you should be with us, or on the other side,
like you're a klansman, you should be with us, Like yeah,
and even more secretly, you don't know he's a black clansman.
He can't even be on your team. Yeah, And then
and then think about like so, like the trans thing

(10:32):
is one thing, right, So it's.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Like whoever made this a decisive issue is irrelevant whether
it was the right or left that put rusted into
the public sphere and made it seem like this crisis.
The trans issue is a great example because it's like
on the left side, they rather than engage with serious

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discussions about certain trans issues. A lot of the time
people might get labeled as transphobic or the conversation might
just get shut down when there's a genuine criticism or
concern or something like that. And that is that is
another symptom of identity politics, where it's like, hey, this

(11:19):
issue is off the table. You can't talk about it
because that would make you islamophobic or transphobic or racist
or whatever. That's another like, you know, like branch of
the identity politics tree.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Let me play a clip for you, because this is
kind of touches on that and it kind of reminds
me of, Oh, my point was just going to be.
I don't know if I don't know if this is
an example of identity politics working or not working.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Well, they clearly don't work right, because.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
But wouldn't you say the Trump campaign also used identity
politics like you're an American rite or you're a guy
whoo dog whistle.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
You know. No, No, I don't think that. I think
it was more based around one the personality of Trump
right as a disruptor.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
People are sick, well, but we know why maybe he
won tell me? Are you telling me why? I'm why
politics are not?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Why? Yes? Okay, apologics. So if it was identity politics,
he would be appealing to people specifically of certain groups, right,
But he doesn't actually do that. He doesn't actually say like, oh,
you know, like I am this and you are that,

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so we're the same.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
You know.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
He literally he picks out the issues that people are
concerned about, and again, whoever raised these concerns is irrelevant.
But it's like, you're concerned about the border, I'm gonna
fix the border. You're concerned about spending so much money
in Ukraine. I will fix that in twenty four hours,
you know, and regardless of what, oh you're you're worried

(13:05):
about trans people, I'll sign a bill day one that
undoes Biden's trans executive order that he did on day one.
You know, like all these things you know that that
are like specifically tailored to the issues themselves and not
about a group of people, not about it being like

(13:26):
hey you're this, Oh we love that. Come on in. No, no, no,
it's just like, oh, there's so many illegals coming in
and taking jobs. Well I'm gonna I'm gonna fix it.
You know.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Let me but let me ask you, isn't that what
it is? I'm American, you're American. They're trying to take
your job, They're trying to come and steal our country?
Could American be like a qualified by the way, I
would say, I don't know what, I don't know what
my tone is. I'm not being content. I literally am
trying to understand this.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I don't like the vaguest sense of identity politics right
because it's more like nationalistic isolationists. It's it's not about
the identity itself, it's about everything that's America, right. You
you you, you guys are worried about gas prices. Oh well,

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I'm gonna I'm gonna bring industry back here. I'm gonna
I'm gonna drill here. I'm going to make sure the
gas prices go down, and then you guys can keep
driving your your Chevy trucks or whatever it is, you know,
because it's like people aren't really worried about the border,
they're not really worried about gas price. If you're worried

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about gas prices, right, logically, rationally, when gas started to
get higher and higher years ago, instead of buying another
suv or a pickup truck or a sports car that
just fucking guzzles gas, you would start thinking more economic, right,
more conscious about it, because it's like, hey, I see

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the economy changing, I see the world changing. I see
what's happening around me. I see the price is going
up on this ship more and more and more. You
would probably start trying to think about saving money. But
it's it's not about that. It's about you want to
have your truck. You want to have or you need
your truck for your job, or you need your van

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or your SUV for your kids. Some some some people
do yes. But but but even if that was the case,
the like the the people responsible for needing to fix
that would be doing it right. But the real thing
is that people just want ship to stay a certain way.

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They don't want certain things to change. And Trump has
recognized fears concerns all these things in law the large
mass of America, and he speaks about them, and he's
able to speak convince enough to a large amount of

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people to quell those fears. I think even I think
even people who know he's a bullshitter, they like, even again,
this is like, this is just a really hard mindset
for me to put myself in. But the fact that
he's a bullshitter doesn't bother them in the slightest, you know,
it's like it's just the fact that he is different

(16:24):
than every other politician, and that's a quality that the
Democrats haven't tapped into at all. You know what it is?

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I think I'll tell you what it is. I think
we look at the president now in a way, and
I don't know if it's been since Trump or since
Obama or since you know, Taft for all, I fucking knew.
I look at the president as a guy who does
I know it sounds ridiculous, but I do feel this

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way make deals with other countries and this and that,
and like, Okay, we're gonna do this, blah blah blah.
He's a negotiator in a sense, especially negotiating even just
gathering support from the American people for something that maybe
was unpopular in Congress or whatever it was. I don't know.
I'm not saying Trump does that. I'm saying that's how
I kind of see it.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
So if you told me I had somebody, look, I
think the world is kind of a rough, like shitty
place sometimes, especially if you've been in like the business
world or office world or any of that shit, especially
if you've played any kind of business politics or whatever.
You know, how valuable it is to be friends with

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the bullshitter. So I look at Trump and I go,
if he is going to bullshit through this, hopefully it's
to build on his massively narcissistic ego, and he will
want to go out as a president that did great
things for the country, not for the guy who lost
seventy percent of like, you know, support in his last

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year or whatever. You're you're assuming that he's like thinking
about it through like rational eyes though, right, Like I
feel I agree with you, like, and that's my hope,
right is that there's like a piece of him that
is like so calculated and so forward thinking. That's like, Okay,
when I when I get into office, I'm going to

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prove everybody wrong, my detractors and my supporters, and I'm
gonna I'm gonna fix the whole fucking world in four years.
I would, dude, I would kneel down and kiss the
feet he walked on if he just like became a
pillar of excellence when he gets in office, I just
I just don't see that, because I I see somebody

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with a different working in his mind. You know, It's
like he's not He's not going to be that that
thinking about the future like that, he's going to be
very much more in the moment. A lot of the time,
it's gonna be And even even if he wants to
be that person, it's going to be really hard to
be that person because he's been a certain type of

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person for seventy something years.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
You know, Well, he's been a person that's building legacy
for all those years, right, which means it means something
to him.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
It does. That's what That's what the gold is. That's
what all that shit is. That's like white trash.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Legacy building type of stuff. Look at that building with
my name on it. You guys don't even build him anymore.
You just put the names on him, now, right, That's
that is good. It's really hard to shake that white
trash though, you know, oh yeah it is. And he is,
without a doubt white trash. And I bet he would
if he really considered it and was, you know, on

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some kind of zodium pentathal to get the truth out
of him. I think he'd be like, hey, yeah, I
understand why that's trashy, but I like how it looks,
or I like this, or I like whatever, blah blah blah.
Here's a video I want to play for you if
somebody not quite in the same mindset as you, and
I think that is the mindset. And I think Trump
is again an anomaly, because I think after twenty twenty,

(20:02):
it wasn't it wasn't like pack up and you know,
go home or figure out what we did wrong or whatever.
It was screaming, get louder and then we're gonna get
it back, and somehow it fucking worked.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
So I think I, ah, was it? I almost called
it Howard? Is that Dean Kaine was Dean Howard Kane. Okay, uh,
all right, here's a clip. Oh.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
My point that I was just trying to make was,
you know, I mumbled and stumbled through. It was just
that I think after a loss, you have to sit
down and like assess and go, I know what my
priorities are. What are the priorities of the Democratic Party,
And what do I think the priorities.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Are of like actual just regular everyday people, you know? Yeah,
And you know, I think you're you know here, you know,
I'm actually gonna I'm actually gonna amend my statement. I
think you're right. I think Trump is sam I learned shit,
fuck them, they stole this election. You know, actually, I

(21:09):
think I think Trump is thinking big picture like you
now that like you're describing. I just think that he's
doing it with a really skewed perspective. Now. Now, even
though he speaks to the everyman, you know, even though
he speaks to like people on their level, to it

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to a point where they they feel that he's so
genuine and he is, he really is. He's the same
with everybody. But he he's going to want to build
a legacy, right and appeal to his supporters, right, And

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I I don't know that he actually has a great
grasp on the people themselves. He was able to key
in on issues, you know, and and it's really it's
just a process of elimination, right, Like you just find
out what what are these people talking about the most?
What are they screaming about the most? What are they
bitching about the most? And and you talk to them

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on their level, and he seems really good at that,
but fuck, where was they going? Oh? The he he
he will be wanting to appeal to his base, right,
He'll be wanting to take the biggest number of people
possible to spread the legend of Trump and build that

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legacy for him when he's gone, and that could include
some Again, I don't want to like go down a
rabbit hole, but it could include some pretty awful things
like I I just don't want to imagine RFK has
any sort of anything like could you imagine if school
lunches consisted of bear meat? No?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
No, no, but could you do you imagine reassessing school lunches?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Of course, yeah, I would love to reassess school school lunch. Yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Would you like to get healthier food in if possible,
but also tastier food if possible?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Is it? No? No, I want my kid eating twinkies.
I'm trying to get him fatter so he could become
a TikTok star. Dude, you can show me. You could
show you could show me so he could become a TikTok.
I think I thought they were only popular if they
were skinny on TikTok. No, you could do you could
you could get little Deontay doing muck banks. Oh yeah,

(23:35):
I thought I thought that was porn. No, no, it's
just eating. It's a lot. Yeah I thought I was
eating porn. No no, no, no, okay, well no, it
sounds like it right, like a pokemon. Well, I see
it on porn sites all the time, muck bank. No,
but uh the oh, you could find a study that'll

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say like, oh, you know, a roadkill bear has more
nutrients than a twinkie. But I still don't want my
kid to eat the road killed bear over the twinkie.
You know.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Okay, look here is some porn. You're right, just made
another sale. The title of this video in my.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Feed is eating a foreskin sandwich. That's an interesting mukbang.
I agree. Where do you get foreskin? I don't know.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
I'll say this when talking about appointments and this and that,
I do very much like that. He immediately said, hey,
we won't be having Nicky Haley or Mike Pompeo.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Because they are two real big warhawks. Yeah, there's not
big jerk offs. What how do you see this going
positive in a way? You like?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Like, I understand what you said, but like detail, like
close timeline, like do you want to.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
See did you like seeing so the other? Okay, let
me play this video reset, then we'll talk about like
moving forward what we think I mean? Of course I
fucking lost it. Uh. It was the one with that
fucking big old lady in the big shirt. Oh no,
it was this one.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
So again, what I was saying is it's great that
you're like, hey, we need to step back and maybe
figure out what the next step is rather than just
going no, they're the ones.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Who don't get it, let's push harder. Well, let me
be clear, I still feel that way, but I understand
that they feel the same about me. You know, you understand.
I understand that even though I'm looking at my opponents
and being like, Okay, these people are not thinking about

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this logically, I'm able to see from their point of view, like,
oh my god, this guy over here, Shane doesn't understand
how fucked the system is. And it's how like how
him appealing to me about how we could fix the
climate and the EPA and how the what is it?

(26:03):
The CDC, the pandemic Relief team, how Trump got rid
of them and then we had a pandemic and all
this it doesn't mean shit because it's all corrupt, Like
we have to fix it from the ground up before,
like I totally get the other side, or Shane just
doesn't get it. He doesn't understand that there are literally

(26:24):
twelve million illegal immigrants living here right now, and that's
the reason I haven't been able to get a job
for six months. I get that these perspectives exist, but
I still think that my opponents are not thinking rationally,
and that's that's the disconnect, right, That's where we have
to try and find a middle ground where it's like

(26:44):
I have to understand that my not enemies, but my
opponents or my political rivals or whoever, are thinking about
how to solve problems from an emotional perspective. And that
is not meaning that I have to get emotional, but
it means I have to play their game in some way,

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and I don't really know how to do that.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
You know, can you understand that people on the other side,
I think people on your side are also living purely
on emotion.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Sure, okay, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, especially with like trans
ideology stuff, especially with climate change. Oh, you know, like
they're they're afraid that the oceans are gonna boil, you know,
like they're they're literally afraid of a boogeyman. They can't
even see when we have you know, terrorists, you know,

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beheading babies and raping women in the streets in Israel
and laughing about it, posting videos online, you know, like
there's real problem, Like I get it, I understand.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
I honestly, I don't see climate change is one of
the emotional ones. I see that as like that one's
more like lot, like your argument is logic. The emotional
ones to me are like Jason is not Jason. He's
Jill and he's seven and next year we're going to
have him on hormone blockers. And it's like, yeah, don't

(28:13):
you understand that Jason will kill himself? If I mean,
that's like, hey, dude, I maybe we should put him
in a straight jacket then, like, if he's threatening to
kill himself, I don't know what to tell you. Anyone
else who threatens to kill themselves should probably get a
what is it fifty one to fifty?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, I think I think ten fifty six is a suicide.
I think no, I agree, but I and just to
be to be fair, I like, I my only hang
up there is like Okay, I feel like those people
are not engaging with the literature. But again, these are
people who feel like that the whole establishment is corrupt, right,
like data can be skewed in any way. Scientists are

(28:51):
paid off corporations all have their own scientists. It's big pharma.
I get it. You know, they don't trust my data,
and I don't trust theirs. We're like, we're kind of
at a stalemate.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, but then there's some yeah, yeah, all right. Let
me play this clip for you of another grown man
telling a grown man telling another grown man how to
speak and how he'll accept it.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Oh, this was just I already don't like the way
this sounds. It's not racist, it's not fun, but you
know it's okay, And why are we watching it? I
think there are a lot of families out there who
don't believe boys should play girls sports. They're not. I'm
not going.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah yeah, my daughter did pornography with a trans person
on her only fans.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
I will not listen to it. I made Chindler's List.
You're creating the trainees like Jews. Wait a minute, does
he really have a trans daughter Steven Spielberg.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
No, he had a He has an adopted daughter that
did only fans.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
I think, Oh, well, well I don't want to see
it if she doesn't look like him. No she's black.
Oh well, maybe I will show it out.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
All right, So again, this guy I felt like was
learning or trying to this man was learning. Good for him,
you know, speaking down to him, but he's kind of
preaching that thing like, hey, not everyone has the same
perspective in this guy, this fucking old weather controller over here,
loses his mind and just like, hey, I'm not gonna

(30:25):
hear it. I swear I thought he was going to
call him boy. I swear to God, I thought he
was going to call him boy.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Go ahead. So this is a great, a great example
where it would like, so, yeah, obviously this libtard fuck him, right,
but the conservative guy too. This is where, like meeting
your opponent on their playing field could really come in
handy in actually pushing discussions forward. So if you have

(30:52):
an understanding of how your opponent feels, right, if you know,
referring to a trans little boy or girl as their
birth sex rather than the one they want to be
identified as, if you know that's going to be a
triggering issue for the person you're sparring with, right, it

(31:13):
could behoove you to adopt the language of your opponents.
And if you're able to speak to them on their terms,
what are they going to flip out at you about? Right? So,
if he had just simply said, and again I'm not
using this as like you should polluse his language. I'm saying,
if you meet your opponent on their playing field, then

(31:35):
all of a sudden, you're having an actual discussion. Right. So,
if he had said something like so, there's a lot
of parents out there who don't want their children playing
sports with other children who identify as a sex other
than the one they were assigned at birth, because they
feel it may endow some sort of advantage, especially in

(31:59):
contacts worts for example, you know that may have and
who knows, Steven Spielberg might have blown up either way.
I mean, it might have been fucking saving Private Ryan,
the fucking D Day scene all up on this fucking panel.
But I think that would have helped at least get
to the next, the next talking point, the next like

(32:22):
bullet point in this conversation before one of them blew
their top. You know, now it's over.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Unless your point was, Hey, why did Kamala Harris lose?
Let me show people how these people lose their fucking
minds over a simple pronoun. I've seen every political commentator
come out and say, uh, the biggest or the best
it was James Carville, who's a Democrat. It was Luntz,

(32:49):
who I think was a Republican but now is kind
of independent. There's a few big name pole guys who've
watched all these campaigns and they said the best ad
that was run during this campaign cycle was a Trump
one that said, uh, he's for you, she's for me.
Then I saw that, Yeah, something like that, like something
along those lines, And yeah, I guess. But I think

(33:15):
this thought behind this is, no, we're not going to
come to your playing field anymore if you want to
be the progressive, if you want to push us forward.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
They've never come to the progressive playing field. That's the
thing though. Well, I mean they have gay marriage passed, right,
I don't I don't really know what that has to
do with this issue. I mean, like on this issue,
on this issue specifically for a transfer, that's because they
think it's nuts. They think it's totally nuts, right. I agree.

(33:45):
So like again, like that's another point where it's like
there's just a complete failure. Right. So it's like you
you have from from my perspective, it's like you have
your opponent saying, Okay, well this is just mental illness
or whatever. And instead of like having a discussion about
like okay, well what does that mean? You know, like

(34:07):
how how how do you think we should treat mental illness?
Are all mental illnesses treated the same? Have you looked
at the literature for how any mental illnesses are treated?
Like what? Like what is what is your take on
the medical establishment as a whole, Cause it's like if
you if you're doubting the opinion of the trans science,

(34:30):
well then maybe you should be doubting the the consensus
on you know, diabetes science or like they're like.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
But what happens when there's conflicting science? Like did you
see all those big European agencies the countries no longer
will give kids hormone blockers and a lot of the
major countries over there, Norway, you the UK, this and that,
and they're scientists and their major you know whatever organizations
have come out and said it's a terrible mistake to
do that.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Oh well, have to look at their reasoning and who
these you know, like who they are and everything. But
either way like it.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
But my point is like what do you do when
there's conflicting like everything? Again, there's your evidence you have,
and so.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
What do you mean, what do you do? What do
you what do you mean? What do you do? When
there's conflicting science, There's there's always conflicting science, Like.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Well, yeah, sometimes it gets shut down. What happened? Like,
how do you engage with.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
A Christian if you're gonna talk to him about stuff
like that?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Like you think, well, I mean you think he is
just off his gourd, right a Christian for his beliefs
or any kind of like super religious person. I don't know,
I'm not I mean, words in your mouth. I'm just
trying to.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Well, here's the thing. I mean, it's like there's like
levels of description, right, So, like I think that any
supernatural belief, yeah, is it's fucking stupid and crazy and
it's childish. But I recognize that more than half of
the world believes in that shit. More than fifty percent
of the entire world believes in either Heaven, Hell, God

(36:05):
and afterlife spirits, goes, ancestors, all that shit like I
I and then even more with the conspiracy theory shit.
So I used to get kind of defensive, right because
I had this this belief where it's like I believe
that Look, if you're if you're really into a religion

(36:26):
like that where you're you're talking to an imaginary man
in the sky and you think he's actually there. It's
not just a therapy for you. It's not like a
meditation session. You think that like you're going to go somewhere,
Like if you really put thought into it and you
believe it, then I think you're living in a delusion.
And I used I used to get kind of defensive
because people would be like, oh, you think half the word,

(36:48):
you think more than how you think three quarters of
the world are living in delusion. And then after this
election fraud shit, and yeah, just how even though religion
is dying out, it's still going down in the US
and other countries. Spiritual New Age shit is on the rise,

(37:09):
Like conspiracy theories are on the rise, Like people need
that stuff to believe in. They need this mysterious, fantastical shit,
like they're comfort seeking machines and this is a part
of their biology. And I still think, yes, you're living

(37:30):
in delusion, but I also yes, I think that most
of the world is. You know, It's like it's I'm
not trying to be disparaging. I'm not trying to be
like talking down to people. But I really do think
that if you have honestly thought about these things rationally
and you still believe them that they're actually going to

(37:54):
happen and they really come true and all that stuff
goes tough really there, then you are delusional or you're lying.
And if you want to say like, well it makes
me feel better, well then find it makes you feel better.
But like I said, that's not you really believing it.
That's right meeting you almost don't believe it. It's almost
like using as yeah, but aren't you do you? That's

(38:17):
the exact same way they feel about trans people. Uh sure,
with language and stuff like you'll never actually be a woman. No,
just that they'll never actually be a woman. That's what
they feel. It's crazy and delusional to think that you
could take a kid and put them. I'm just I'm not.
I don't think you can ever become a woman either.

(38:38):
Like like the I don't believe the body of christ'
that's you. That's not all of them, they a lot
of them. I mean, that guy just lost his fucking
mind over a pronoun. Sure I understand that, but it's like, okay,
so just how I was saying with gas prices. How
when people are complaining about something, it's it's a little

(38:58):
different than what they're expressing, especially I they're getting really
emotional like that, right, So like this guy is expressing
something different, right, He's not expressing a firmly held belief,
just like a Catholic usually is not expressing a belief
that the Eucharist turns into the body of Christ. It's
like this guy is saying, Hey, you're being transphobic. You're

(39:21):
you're saying that these kids can't and they can because
they can in their mind and it makes them feel better.
Like that's that's the hang up, right, Like it's like
he's he's stuck on this this code for you're a transphobe,
which is that boys can become girls or girls can
become girls women. But it's like if you grill, if

(39:42):
you if you held him down and you just like
you put his feet to the fire, and if you
put his feet to the fire, do you I do
not believe that that person would honestly believe that he
he thinks that boys physically change from boys to girls

(40:03):
when they become trance, like he like, if you ask there,
does their DNA change? I like, do they get an
X Y chromosome or vice versa. I I don't think
he would.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I think you'd get called transphobic for even questioning that.
That's what I think is crazy.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Right, But that's that's yeah, you would. But that's the
thing is like that, that's what they're expressing, right, They're
expressing that they think you are a transphobe for even
asking it. Yes, uh huh, Like it's it's not an
honest engagement with any of the actual science, the material,
the arguments, the emotions of the right argument. Right, yeah, exactly.

(40:43):
All right, let's just watch a little more. I just
want to see him freak out again. They don't believe
boys should play a girls sports. I'm not going to
slur boy is a slur boy? Yeah, you're calling my

(41:11):
daughter who was born with a giant dick. Uh he him.
I'm gonna call you boy. How's that sound? How's that sound?
I'm gonna I'm gonna make a monkey noises at him.
There you go. That's what I'm gonna call every black
fellow I see, boy. Yeah. The uh, the thing I
was saying about these fellas is like I feel like

(41:33):
the black guy was probably trying to to make his case.
But yeah, the white dude shut it down. It's right, right,
It's instant. It's like, oh, this guy is a bigot,
this guy thinks this, and it's I I heard a word,
and now I've judged him. I've made up my mind. Yeah,
there really has to be an effort made to understand

(41:53):
the position of your opponent and and get like, hey,
this guy j anyoninely doesn't believe that boys can become
girls in the way that I'm saying. So I feel like,
for for Democrats, for Libs, if you're trying to argue this,
if you're trying to die on this hill, the only
logical reasonable way to do it is to just say

(42:16):
flat out like, look, I don't I don't think that
a boy physically becomes a girl. But it's just fucking
rude and mean to refer to somebody as something other
than what they're asking to be called, you know, Like, so,
don't be a fucking dick. I get that. But I
also the sports thing we've talked about them, Yeah, oh yeah,

(42:40):
the sports thing I think is it should be I
think you made a good point once where it should
be a sport by sport basis didn't you tell me
that once? Because I think I said, I don't give
a shit about chess. You made out? What about cross
country running? Endurance? Men are men have bigger muscles? You know?
Men are not better in a durance sports. That's because

(43:03):
money specifically, Well, yeah, it's the thing that human beings
as a special He was the last time a woman
won the New York Marathon? I feel like women win
marathons all the time. I know, the New York Marathon
I don't know. And for that specific one, Let's see,
when was the last time whoops or something there? When

(43:25):
was the last time some bitch won the New York Marathon?
Let's see? Okay, uh, let's see here are the winners
of New York Marathon. I don't know. Well, there was
this time who is Sela? I don't know? Oh won

(43:53):
the women's marathon won the men's marathon. Well that's weird.
I bet their times weren't really that close either, if
we're being on. Let's see, let's see what do what
was that? The Oh? I guess we could just do
twenty twenty three New York City Marathon results. You people

(44:14):
like googling, Yeah, dude, googling is like, that's basically what
internet usage is now, right, It's like Google and then
they have the YouTube, and then on YouTube there's a
lot of videos of people using Google, the worst ones. Oh,
holy fuck. You haven't seen it on Twitter? Have you
seen at all what Don Lemon's been posting? Don Lemon?

(44:38):
Who the fuck is Don Lemon?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Is the gay guy from CNN? I know that doesn't
break it down well enough. Gay black guy that's making
it Don Lemon. You would know his face of I'm
thinking of this guy.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
No, this guy diversity, equity, inclusion, all right, that's the target. Yeah,
he's gay as shit. Oh man, I'm really disappoint Uh.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
He's been doing this lately. So he'll watch like a
profound video even though it's sorry, that's not it, and
he just like looks into the camera and he has
a little over here.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Here's one.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
There's this sense right that whiteness right is under threat,
the demographic shifts the country asn't.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
What He doesn't say anything, though, he just nods his
head like brother said something right there. Oh that's the
most cringe content I feel like on Twitch. Look, his
mouth doesn't open. I'm scanning through this. His mouth doesn't
open at one point. Yeah, yeah, I feel like on
the Twitch platform they will kick you off, they'll ban

(45:42):
you for this. Wait a minute, let's say believe that.
And the reason I think you didn't even hear him
say it. I think his audio is turned off anyway,
fuck don lemon. All right, let's see the runners. They
got a wheelchair one gross right, dude, don't let them
run first place? Fall hours? Two hours? Is that two hours? Uh? Huh?

(46:04):
God damn. Isn't it like twenty seven miles or twenty
six miles? I feel like I could do that.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
You're fucking gay as shit anyway, time two hours, four minutes,
fifty eight seconds. His pace is four to forty six
second six No, very fucking good. To twenty seven is
the best for a woman?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Two twenty seven, two twenty seven, bunch two twenty seven,
two twenty nine. I bet what's the difference? Like twenty minutes? Uh? No?
Is it twenty? Are we stupid? Is it? It's two hours? Right? Yeah?
Two hours twenty to twenty seven minutes and twenty three seconds?
And what was the man y? Yeah? Like two hours

(46:45):
minutes twenty three minutes? Okay, Yeah, I don't think I
don't know. Certain sports I bet, like gymnastics and stuff
where it's lighter because you have to be in the air.
But it's not about it's not about being better, right,
it's not about being bad. It's about performing the same. Right.
In endurance sports specifically, is where men and women compete

(47:07):
the same. So maybe what I'm referring to more is
the fact of the endurance itself. Men and women. Yeah,
it's humans, right, like humans as a species. So it's
not that women run as fast. Men run faster, yes,
because they have bigger muscles, but that's not the point.

(47:28):
The point is they compete at the same level. They
don't get tired at the same time, or they do
get tired at the same time like men and women.
Even though men will cover more ground in the same
amount of time because they are bigger, they're gonna have
a bigger stride or whatever. They may have a faster

(47:48):
top speed, they will not tire when put to the
same physical test of endurance. That's that's the key, you know,
given that they're at the same level of fitness.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
I think the argument is, and if we want to
call it a pussy argument, I'm okay with that. I
agree with this being a pussy argument. I think the
idea is that women want to have their own space
to be able to compete by themselves. When I used
to go to this gym and women just for that.
So if you were to say, okay, just say they're

(48:22):
not all, but say it's all. Oh, let's see the
non binary stats forty eight.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Who stinks so well, I mean it's men and women,
So what that it stinks? You know, his name's cal
I bet it's a dude. I bet it's a chick. No,
I don't. And then number two's Jacob, and then Nicholas,
and then Kester who could be a chick I don't know,
and then Daniel and then.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Yeah, because it's dude. So my point was this, if
you combine the women and the dude's shit the chicks,
if you combined the genders together, Not that you would
ever combine them all at once, but if the argument
is there, should it's not a physical advantage.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
The first place a chickwood would place in this twenty
seven minutes, let's put her at the top of that,
would be twenty ninth.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
We again, yeah, yeah, you're you're still Okay, I understand
you're doing it by speed, and so I get it.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
But that's I mean, what other metric are you going
to base it on. I it's an endurance race, right,
a marathon, right.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
So endurance is a different thing than top speed, right,
So like that's that's the point I'm making is human
beings evolved as an endurance species. So your heart, right,
your your lungs, all yeah, yeah, but you just said
that they both get tired at the same time. Before

(49:48):
I thought that would be like endurance. Yeah, so it's
it's not about winning. It's not about who does it faster, right,
it's a so if they if women got tired faster, right,
you would see them not finishing the race, or you
would see them Like, it's not about So endurance is

(50:12):
the in this context is the ability does not stop running.
It's the ability to keep going the.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Whole time, right and not tire though, right right, Just
your lungs don't tire, your muscles don't tire like overall endurance.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Yes, so just because a man can do it faster,
doesn't mean that the woman's tiring faster. Right, Like a
true metric, a true measure of that would be to
control for things like stride, speed, all these things and
then see who tires after a certain amount of time

(50:48):
or a certain amount of heartbeats or a certain amount
of breaths taken or something like that. And that's where
when men and women are the same, because we are
the endurance species. There's no other species man, and you
can do this with other other species too. I think
that like, like, uh, there will be like specific traits

(51:09):
for like lions or rhino and they got noses right, Yeah, exactly, No,
There'll there'll be specific things that like boys and girls
and every species will probably be better or worse at,
and then they'll be exactly the same at. So, for instance,
I could imagine hunting would be one of the things
that every member of the cheetah species would need to

(51:33):
be excellent at. Right, Like, it doesn't matter if you're
like because I think in a lion pride, only girls hunt,
But I think for a cheetah you are like alone,
you're like out left to your own devices after you
grow up, so you're you have to be able to hunt.
So boys and girls, daddy, Yeah, daddies don't stick around, dude,

(51:57):
Daddy's more has more panthers than cheetahs. Cheetahs inspired the
inner city start calling thugs cheetahs. I have a whole
bunch of cheetahs moved. That's your new dog whistle for
all you Trump photers. I kind I kind of understand
your point. I kind of also think like it's a

(52:17):
stupid it's a stupid point to It's again, it's a
stupid hill to die on. But I just think it's
important to point out, like, yeah, we're measuring who's fastest,
who's this, or who's that, and it's like it's all
fun and game and it's all, you know, like whatever,
who cares. But I I'm for me personally. I've always
been just so fascinated by the fact that humans can

(52:41):
outrun every other species on the planet when it comes
to endurance. Every other animal will tire before a human.
If you put us in just an endurance race, a
gazelle might run away and get away. But if if
a human just keeps going at the same pace, the
gazelle will eventually run out of energy. It will it

(53:02):
will it will have sprinted so much that it can't
recover enough energy to sprint that it will can sit
down and cover so what you're saying is the person
can cover more ground with its tank of energy than
the gazelle. And even though the gazelle is gonna be
you know, thousand ahead right right exactly, yeah, eons and

(53:25):
not in space. Even horses, dude, were even better than
horses with endurance. And I think that's so fucking cool.
And that's what Yeah, I think that's what I'm thing.
That's gay as hell. Well, that's because you don't like
to run, dude. You ever punch a horse in the nose.
I got bit by a horse once, and I really
wanted to, but then I would I would have had

(53:46):
to leave. My dad used to take us to the
racetrack and a nice way of bringing kids to sit
all day and watch races as dudes smoke cigars, would
scream for certain horses to get up and certain horses
to die. It's my favorite fucking thing. And I want
to take the better than horses. You just you're sitting
there and you're eight years old, and my dad about eight. Yeah, yeah,

(54:08):
and there's just all the old men and they're going.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Get up seven, get up seven, die three, die three,
and it's uh oh, And if you like picture how
excited that man would be and how terrified you, as
a little kid would be if that horse snapped its
leg right there and fell forward and broke its neck backwards.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Your dad sat in the box. Huh uh No, that's
where he placed the bets. Oh, that was the point.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
He took us out to the stable because he was like,
I'm showing my kid's animals and shit, he was being
a good dad. Hey, I know how to play a
fucking straightened box exact though, okay, and a superfecta don't don't,
don't tread on me.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
My dad didn't do it like that. He just we
sat on the bench, you know, in the stands, and
then pretty much after every race he would look down
and he'd be like, fuck, my dad did a lot
that too. We're betting, honest.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
But he would take us down to the ground stables. No,
not just the stables, like the finish line so you
can watch a cross. Yeah, yeah, it was nice. We
went a lot, a lot. This wasn't a one or
two time thing. This was yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Got a lady.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Here's fun little prank. I love this gentleman of another race.
They are multicultural and diverse, but everyone here looks retarded.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
On this bench. This whatever. Oh man, I hate this
woman's back. It looks like she's wearing a back brace,
but I know that's just because the chair she's sitting
and is pushing her fucking skin off of her back.
If you don't like her back, you're really gonna dislike
her chin whiskers. I think link in the episode description

(55:50):
they just on a batch of new ballots, forty million
new ballots. Kamal Harris a president elect. You know what
her working together? They're hide in files. What she's your president,
my president. She just won the election. Hey, woman can't
run this country. Look at them chin whiskers. Oh those

(56:13):
are freshly shaved, and she's got fucking white and she
missed some and she got her chin, but she didn't
get her neck. And I don't get it because it's
like hanging down as a sheet. It's gotta be My
neck is hard. I got crevices, dude, I got crooks.
My jaw back here, it's like a it's a crater.

(56:35):
It's like a pit on the moon. It's really hard
to get shaving back there. This woman's face is hanging
off of her like a towel outside of the little
house on the prairie. Uh, oh no, I don't disagree.
All right, let's uh, let's record, let's record this. I
don't know, I'm thinking about other stuff. We got to record,

(56:59):
all right, fucking if it's not like you, Oh, I
get it straight, she'd fix the country. Oh, I don't
put it past her. Oh my god, looks like she's
got maggots coming out of her face. Uh, all right,
I get to play some of these Trump one, So
I get to play some of these women losing their
fucking minds. Okay, Uh, they're all real, real good, and

(57:25):
I'll put some of them. Looks pretty cute. Let's see.
Here's a way to deal. She kind of looks like
Lauren Bobert kind of a little bit. Yeah. Did she
get booted? She got booted, got booted. Yeah, shay, it's sorry.
Sorry to see. Maybe Trump can put her as like,
I don't know, attorney general or something. Maybe, well it's happening.

Speaker 6 (57:46):
The family wants to know what I'm doing for holidays.
I'm going to be here with my dogs and my
daughter who is a child bearing age and now has
to get an IUD at seventeen years old and I'm
going to be here with my son, who is a
political target.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
And that really.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Worry about my son because he can't access pornhub anymore.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
So he's gonna want to fuck his sister, Yeah, because
I raised him in a very sheltered environment and only
now became lib once he became a she. All right,
let's see.

Speaker 6 (58:23):
His son who is a political target, and that should
really tell.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
You all you need to do. My son Julian Assonge, Right, Uh,
my son Ross Olbrick, he's the guy that ran Silk Road.

(58:48):
Oh oh, that's where you buy drugs and people.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Yeah, make sure when you're done with that, pull your
mica a little closer.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Let's play. Let's finish this video up, hanging out with
y'all for the holidays.

Speaker 6 (59:00):
Off choke on your turkey by.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
All right, trans loving mama. So yeah, you're right fucking
Johnny there in the janey and he's fucking dunking on
bitches in basketball.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
So wait a minute. Her daughter who's of child bearing age,
does she even have a uterus? What I mean, her
daughter of child bearing age could be biologically a son.
Good call. You can't get a boy pregnant, how do
you give you just sounded in his dick hole. Yeah,

(59:36):
and it just goes in and it flaps out and
covers both balls.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's like sid Yeah,
it goes up in your dick like that that silver
centipede monster in the matrix, how it goes in his
belly button.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
You know, I got a lady here with a possible
solution to letting people know know who you voted for,
as if her personality in the neighborhood doesn't already scream it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Most likely, I want to take.

Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
Down the hair's walls signs. Keep them in your yards,
keep them in your windows.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
I never had one. Keep the bumper.

Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
Stickers on your car.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
That's never been a good look. I hate bumper stickers,
But you know what, there's cool ones I wish are cool.
I got a naked girl in my car. I wish
I could put bumper stickers on and fucking take them
off and not have it ruin your car. Oh you can't.
You got to get one of those scrapers and then
scrape do that, okay, and then just repaint the whole thing. Yeah,

(01:00:39):
just spend eight thousand dollars to repaint it every six months.
All right, don't take that in your signs, your car.

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
Keep the flags up, keep ring the shirts, keep ring
the hat that proudly. I am so proud to have
voted for her. And what is this to stop reminding
people that I did and that I believed in her.

(01:01:06):
And I'm never going to stop reminding people how hard
we thought and how.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Anyone liked her. I didn't think so we like. I mean,
it's like, I really, who told us that the news
two weeks before Joe Biden dropped out, like they had
reports on like she's a very unpopular vice president. Yeah,
I mean, and that's fine. It's like, I just I
feel like, to me, it was always just like okay,
still like pretty much anyone's going to be better than

(01:01:32):
Trump in my eyes, and not not from a policy perspective,
because I'm voting for just just based on a sane
person in my perspective. But yeah, nobody liked Kamala. Like
it's a really bad look to go out there and
be like, yeah, I was, I'm proud of it. I'm not,

(01:01:53):
you know, I'm not. I will shamefully admit to making
that my vote, but you know, I'm not. I'm not
like I was never excited about that. Come on, next one, you.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
Voted for Donald Trump in the election. You're actually fucking stupid.
You're the dumbest fuckings.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
She looks like a plate. She looks like she looks
like a Beauty at the Beast character. Yeah right, yeah,
she looks like a clock come to life or something.
Oh my god, let's see, you.

Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
Voted for Donald Trump in the election. You're actually fucking stupid.
You're the dumbest, fucking, miserable fuck on the face of
the planet. And you're fucking miserable and we all we
all know it, because what other reason would you vote
for a racist, misogynistic, homophobic, fucking rapist. Like that's gross.
So just like you've let everybody down in your life

(01:02:49):
except for the dumb fucks you're surrounded by.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
She's a bunch of dumb people. What's her shirt saying?
Sprout autistic? Right, it has to be, it has to be.
I'm gonna look it up. Hold on, she looks like
she looks like the hereditary girl with her head yep
about about. Yeah, I'm gonna feel bad because someone's gonna

(01:03:16):
message me. They're gonna find my personal phone number and
message me, hey man, the kid actually has the same
disorder as that freak from Hereditary. Really not cool making
fun of her for looking like a total freak. Man,
I thought she just had a plate face. So I see,
did you see the doxta fucking nick Fuantes? Uh No,
but I saw. I know he was just trolling, But

(01:03:38):
I mean I saw that thing where it was like, yeah,
we do want to fucking control your wombs, you whores.
I thought it was like, you know, it's in poor taste,
but also yeah, like I chuckled. I saw a actual article,
like a written article aggregated by Yahoo. I forget who
it was, but it was on one of the big ones,
and it was about The headline was something along the

(01:04:01):
lines of social media influencers admit Project twenty twenty five
is real. And then the article and it was like
Bennie Johnson said, just so you ladies know twenty twenty
five was a was legit and we're coming for you.
It's like, yeah, oh that's not like that's yeah, I
saw it with you. Yeah, I saw them trolling and stuff.

(01:04:22):
I get that. That's why again, it's like you really
want liberals, both the people on Twitter and the people
who are running for office to become better equipped to
handle this, right, Like, it's like, but also there's a
level of such dishonesty there too, not just social media,

(01:04:44):
but that article. Sure, no, no, no, I mean yeah, I
said I'm sorry. Oh okay, yeah, so and if I
said social media, I apologize, I meant the media. But yeah,
there's there's a need like, not not just a there's
a need want to appeal to the opposite side on
their own terms, on their own beliefs in a in

(01:05:07):
a a in a safe space. There we go. That's
that's a great way to put it in a safe
space for them, and also to to stop letting these stupid,
fucking obvious trolls. And you know, sure, it'll be a
great headline, it'll be a great clickbait, it'll be a
great way to get your numbers up for the next

(01:05:27):
eighteen hours or whatever. But if you really want to
start changing this place, you've got to you got to
focus the attention, right, Like, it's like, all right, so
these fucking trolls said this dumb thing, but these are
just dumb guys on the internet. Let's look at what's
actually happening with the policymakers today, and you know, like

(01:05:50):
it's just such a fucking waste to even engage with
these fuckers anymore. But that's and that's yeah, yeah, no,
I agree, I agree. It's no, it's I'm blaming the media.
Yeah no, no, no, yeah, I don't know. God, I'm blaming
this dude that looks like a face. It looks like

(01:06:13):
if like a a maggot or a grub grew hair
and then went to high school. You know, it's just
like weirdest motherfucker. Let's see in your life. It's a girl, right.
I wouldn't fucking make that guess without asking them properly first,

(01:06:34):
without asking the them first. Yeah, you can't ask that
question anymore. It's racist to ask that question. Yo, what
kind of queer are you? Hey? Are you a girl?
Stop it racist?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Hey, you're Kamala Harris supporter? Are you autistic or queer?
Which one do you identify as?

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
I'm Indian? Fair enough? She's black though. This week And
by the way, that one was crazy too, because the
whole idea was and I think a lot of I
saw online were like, no, I get it. It was
it's not are you black? Are you Indian. It's what
culturally you were kind of raised as she's American. No,

(01:07:11):
she is, but she was raised in a culturally more
Indian household. Again, it just seems disingenuous to then go
like yo yo yo homies. By the way, I'm Kamala Harris.
You ever listen to Tupac? Why I do agree that
her affecting the accents of the community she surrounds herself

(01:07:31):
with for the moment is a really bad look. I
hate that look, I do you, But I don't even
give a shit for that. Truthfully, it was goofy to me.
It wasn't like you know, well I was sometimes I
was gonna say, though, she can claim the black cart
all she wants as long as and I'm curt. I'm
curt based on her demographic, where she grew up, how

(01:07:53):
old she is, all that. I'm certain someone has called
her the N word in a very mean way before.
And once that happens and you got dark skin there
you go see that's you got the black cart.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
That's why your that's why you're wrong. That's why you're wrong.
Because they had the word rag in front of it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Yeah you word, yeah sand rag. They threw something in
front of it. Uh, I have a solution if your
wife wanted to protest this at all. Okay, here's a
woman for you.

Speaker 9 (01:08:29):
We should just start leaving her dirty tampons everywhere, because
if menimois so much control over us, they can deal
with her dirty tampons.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Clean it up. I was trying to like what that
sounds the most. Don't worry right now, leave leave a
fucking dirty tampon out and see how quick I get
that shit out of control? Bitch before dare you before
it kicked in that you were going to prison for
a long time, and actually just the general fuckness of

(01:09:01):
doing this? Do you know how satisfying it would be
to pick up this woman's tampon and mush it into
her own face. Oh no, I'd much rather make her
kneel down on all fours and mush her face into
the tampon and the shit that I laid on top
of it on the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Do it like a Simpson's bit where they hold up
a mirror with no frame in it and then punch
you through it, hold the tampon up and she just
looks at her own blood and fucking ovrease that have
broken apart, flown down her fallopian tube and ended up
on this tampon, and then you just put your fist
behind it and drive it into her mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
I never saw that Simpsons episode.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
It was the Treehouse of Horrors with the evil twin
brother in the addict.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Did you say addict like there's an an addict? Add okay, addict? Okay, yes,
no addict. Yeah, I said addict like there was like
some sort of homeless person living inside of another person
who happened to be a truck addict.

Speaker 9 (01:10:02):
I was trying to think like, ooh, like what revenge
sounds the most satisfying right now? And I kind of
just want to fling dirty tampon side men's cars, their trucks. Oohm,
we should.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Just I bet she drives the truck. I hope someone
drives a fucking knife into her head. I have someone
drives a truck over her fucking tampon riddled corpse. Do
you believe.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Now it's not an official clinical diagnosis? Do you believe
there are people with tds on both sides?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Yes? Yeah, I'm hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down there,
sick guy. I'm just uh, somebody's got the syndrome. Uh,
what is it? Yeah, I think there are I think
there's some people who are like, there's Nazis common form
and it's like, I don't think a Nazi's marching down
the street to come for you. By the way, you're fat.

(01:11:01):
That's what I would say to that woman worried about that. Well,
that's the thing is, like I think there are reasonable
discussions to be had about like comparisons to Naziism and
all these things. I think like these are fair comparisons
to make in certain context, right when you're having discussions
about history, behavior, all these things about like populism.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
So is there there to make that same argument about
the move towards communism.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Yeah, in a certain yeah, exactly. Like so there are
settings for all these discussions, right, and they're usually academic settings, right,
And what ends up happening it's not in the Twitter comments, right, Yeah. Yeah,
Like the general uh like sense of the sides of
the arguments are understood by people, and that is what

(01:11:49):
is fought about and duped it out or duked out
upon on Twitter. And yeah, that's that's a real problem.
It's like you have all these people saying all the
shit talking about all these things, and one they don't
even know what the fuck they're talking about. Two, A
lot of the valid comparisons that can be made in

(01:12:09):
either direction they lose all meaning because they are co
opted by people who don't understand them and misuse them.
And then yeah, it makes the argument a non starter
because if you even say certain words, certain key words,
in the same sentence, then it's like, oh, well, this

(01:12:31):
guy's a fucking idiot. He believes that dumb thing that
they all believe, and you go nowhere, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Sure, Yeah, all right, let's watch a lady in seven
to eleven. Not a great video, but the audio is
very good.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
You're gone, I just said that. Wait wait here she

(01:13:12):
goes here. She goes with the personal insults. By the way,
she has a gunt. Oh dude, I know I want
to see I wish the guy. I wish the camera
would focus on her because, yeah, she's about to knock
everything off the counter. She's Oh no, she's got full
on ladies, pin legs, widehead. You know what she has
up a body? No tweetled tweetled dumb body. I was thinking,

(01:13:35):
uh oh is tweetled tweetled dumb. I don't know that.
I was thinking, oh, okay, yeah, I was thinking of like, yeah,
like an egg man lie thing. Okay, yeah, she's got
a body like that like tweetled tweetled dumb. I like
how tweetled and tweetl dumb have those bow ties that
kind of look like tits, you know what. They suck

(01:13:55):
its shuthers cocks most of the time. So when the
other one is gonna calm, he flings the little thing
on top of the hat and then goes boy, and
he goes, oh, now, I know my mouth's gonna be full. Sorry,
I calmed. I'm just saying that to a one night stank.

(01:14:17):
Oh dude, that's how do you think I get out
of there so quick? Sorry? Calmed? All right? Hold on,
Oh yeah, I already already looked at her gun. There
it is. Here we go. I can tell.

Speaker 9 (01:14:31):
The only joke around here is he a look at
the fucking mirror of.

Speaker 8 (01:14:35):
You know, this is exactly why some got elected for
crazy people like you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
She's not She's not only fat, but she's also extremely
ugly and a Flatso, if I might say so myself,
it's it looks like someone staple a crip keeper wig
on her head. That's our Halloween costume. Oh no, the
face is pure leather, her face. Okay, so it's a

(01:15:02):
it's a it's a man. Yeah yeah yeah costume. Yeah yeah,
she's she's uh, she's going for the grand prize at
her family Christmas or what is it, Halloween party?

Speaker 9 (01:15:18):
Okay, all right, I'm worried about the women in this
fucking country.

Speaker 8 (01:15:22):
Or no, you can't hear because you're gonna go back
and drink your beers and your fucking truck.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
I'm not giving a ship out anybody. Hey man, hey,
this Long Island. It is Long Island. Did you hear that? No,
I heard it. I can hear it in her goddamn voice. Yeah,
look Long Island woman goes crazy. Yeah yeah, yeah, fucking
piece of ship. Well yeah, no, wonder dude. You take
a fucking literal, fucking open sewer, you point a camera

(01:15:48):
in there for thirty seconds, you're bound to find some
fucking some bubbling ship.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
You know they need to do that like nature footage.
What's that set up cameras in a whoa, Oh man,
that was gross. Sorry I just burped real hard. Uh said,
I couldn't hear it? Set up like hundreds of cameras
in the seven to eleven good slow mo cameras and
this and that, like hide them and just captured like

(01:16:14):
you know, the crackhead coming in at three am, the
shooting ustard packets and oh yeah yeah, someone throwing a
kid backing off yeh donnuts.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Yeah, just a guy. Yeah, and cut it like like
uh you know nature footage. Yeah, and have like a
British guy like Russell Brand could narrate it. That would
actually be very funny. This is actually not a terrible idea.
I bet it's been on the internet for fifteen years.

Speaker 8 (01:16:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
We just we're just reciting things from memory that we
forgot consciously but are still there. They're buried there, yep.
And anybody but yourself, but the rest of us.

Speaker 10 (01:16:55):
Shit that you The rest is.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
That that's a that's a it's a dark road to
go down with women. Having been married said he was
dumb as fuck, dude. That's the thing. Okay. I've made
this point so many times with my wife, usually screaming
at her. But I feel like I feel like I
also made it in therapy, and I articulated it decent enough.

(01:17:24):
Then I'm gonna try it again. Like men and women
have different lines. Right, It's like there's like certain things
that men can say to women that if a woman
said to a man it wouldn't hurt his or they
would hurt way more, and vice versa. There's certain things

(01:17:45):
that women can say to men that it's just like
it just bounces off, right, So call you can call
me stupid, you can call me ugly, like all of
these things don't hurt me, right, getting me where it hurts, like,
you have to know. You usually have to know the man.
You usually have to know what they're sensitive about. Right,

(01:18:08):
But women, women are easy. Dude, Call any woman fat
ever anywhere in an argument, and you have ruined her
for at least nine months. You have destroyed You've crushed
her self esteem for at least nine months. Okay, not

(01:18:29):
not unless she's at least borderline fat. No, it doesn't matter,
It doesn't. Holly Berry is not like, oh my god,
he called me for some guys seven women call me fat.
You have no idea how women think. You have no
what women think, dude. Women are Okay, Halle Berry could
let it roll off of her from that homeless guy

(01:18:52):
at seven eleven, right, sure, sure, Then she goes home
and she gets her period and then she lays down
in bed and she starts thinking about that guy from
seven to eleven. And then her husband, who I think
is black, comes home and he's like, hey, Halle Mellan
like Hennessy. He's like, hey, Halle, what's wrong. She's like nothing.

(01:19:14):
He's like, Halle, come on, tell me what's wrong. You're
the most beautiful, the most fit, the most attractive woman
I've ever seen, the most a beautiful woman in the world. Hallie,
you want to osk her for showing your boobies And
she's like, I don't want to talk about it. I
just feel like a fat cow right now, leave me alone. Lawrence.
I assume she's married to Lawrence Fitstburn in this scenario,

(01:19:38):
and he's like, so go ahead, and he's like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
Oh, you know that's not true. You look at you
look at yourself in the mirror. You're beautiful, and she says,
I did look at myself. I'm fat, disgusting, and I
have an ugly face and my ass is disgusting and
I stink and nobody likes me, and everyone's fake and
like women are the spiraling messes. They're all like that.
Even the most hey, even the most perfect of them.

(01:20:03):
They can all crack if you call them fat.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
And I don't know women because you know chicks that
need lithium prescriptions. No, they're all. They're all not all,
even if they're not gonna let on, even if they're
even if they're gonna hide it from you. Calling a
woman fat is it's like it's like for a man
saying you have a fucking tiny dick, and the guy

(01:20:28):
with a twelve inch dick does not ever get upset
about Okay, all right, Oh that's sure, he doesn't. I
just okay, okay, it's it's it's just the thing, dude,
Like everybody has a sensitivity. If the chick you write
but it's not all of them here. If the chick
you love, imagine the generalizing you do it there. If

(01:20:49):
the chick you loved, yes, she's currently on her period, right.
If the chick you no, I'm not talking about that.
If the chicken you loved, in the heat of an
argument screamed at you, well, I never liked fucking you
because your dick is small. If she yelled that in
your face and I have that, I think no, because
if I had, but I don't because I'm borderline, just

(01:21:13):
like borderline fact women. That that's how you know you
have a really good chick because she's never yelled that
at you. Because if she, if she had, you would
empathize with that, you know. And uh and like that's
that's the thing. Like my wife knows my lines. She's
crossed them right, Like my line's not dick size either.

(01:21:34):
My linees like deep deep personal ship, Like why is
it us dick size? It's just not it because I
can for me personally because you're a confident already in
what you have. Again, she just hasn't gone there, but
I would. It would sit with you for weeks. I
feel like if I had ever let on, Oh yeah, yeah,

(01:21:55):
of course it would, Yes, yes, it would, Yes, it
would have because she said other things that have sat
with me for weeks. And that's that's the point I'm making, right,
Like there's certain things that for either gender are like
they're deep cuts, right and for women almost I'm gonna
say ninety nine point nine of them. Any woman call

(01:22:17):
him fat and you've crushed this dude. Just she might
kill herself after this video. She's fat, she might cause
she ease fat girl I'm saying, if a girl is
gonna have it like a diabetic un I'm saying Karen Carpenter, Well,
Karen Carpenter's a bad example. She probably didn't find her
she was really fat. Ye, she was mentally ill. What

(01:22:40):
I'm saying is all women have body this morning, morphia,
They're all mentally Yes, you can't make that claim. I
am crazy. I'm making that claim right now, and I'm
putting it in the whole raientific thing I've ever heard
in my line. I just said it. It's now. Now
it's science because I am science. Call me doctor Fauci.
I got one hair? Are you ladies? Are we all? Oh?

(01:23:04):
I would have like three years ago? Do you think so?
Your life? Not three years in her life? No, in hers? Yeah,
like when yeah, I was younger. Your here is the
youngness I would have thought it would have been when
you were drinking. No, no, no, I'm saying like when
she before she graduated college and went back to live

(01:23:24):
with her parents and got a bunch of shitty tattoos
and gained seventy pounds. Okay, fair enough, So, ladies, are
we all participating in the four B movement?

Speaker 9 (01:23:36):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
The fuck is that.

Speaker 9 (01:23:38):
I will make exceptions though for anybody looking for a
lavender marriage, I am open to that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
The fuck is that clearly America doesn't care about us.
What are these things that you see? No? No, no, no no.
Are these dog whistles?

Speaker 8 (01:23:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
No, no no no. Not only are are you supposed
to know what those things are? You are supposed to
be like yo, those are sick as fun. I support
those things. I support marriage for that. I do want
to look that up. Is that like when two down
syndrome people fuck? I keep thinking of laundry for some reason.

(01:24:16):
Oh yeah, I love when they have the lavender scent
and those little beads, you know, the little scent pellets
you put in your laundry to make it smell extra good.
It's a beard situation.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
A lavender marriage is a marriage between a man and
a woman where one or both partners are gay and
the marriage is a way to hide their sex.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Say fucking beard, Just say beard. Use gendered language, you
fucking cooks. This is my homo husband. Kuck is a
gender gendered language, but I use it for men and
women accordingly or equally. You know, sure, well, No, cook
is not a gender term. Yeah, it is cuck applies
to a man, and no cuckold applies to a man,

(01:24:52):
queen applies to a woman. Cuk is the shortened version
of both. Oh see, I feel I thought coul man
and cut queen was a girl. That's cool, that's winning.
I don't like that. I think that I don't like that.
It should change. We shouldn't ban that. Yeah, I think
we should change the language on that one. That's not cool.
We should make that better.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Let's wrap it on this one here. This girl had
a real nice freak out. She's probably gonna end up
being the face of how many strings that guitar? Seven
or eight?

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven? Hell yeah eight? Yeah,
this is gonna fucking bull I can tell already this
is gonna kick fucking ass.

Speaker 10 (01:25:34):
Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Why why do really heavy? That's fun? That's fun. Yeah,
the tone is there. I mean, I do love the
eighth string guitar sound, so I'm all about that. But
I would have I guess that's just about how good
you are as a composer. I would have made those
drums so much. I would have synced the drums with

(01:26:22):
every like peak and valley of her or howls you
know where she's like, why I would have had the
drums like SYNCD up with that. It would have been sick. Dude.
If I had like three thousand dollars worth of computer
programs and like a six thousand dollars guitar and another

(01:26:43):
fucking like fifteen hundred dollars interface so I could put
the whole thing together, oh dude, I would have made
a sick fucking Oh and also if I knew how
to write music like transcribe it, you know, like instead
of just like hummet in my head, your friend dot com,
go ahead, I would have made a really sick fucking
song to go with that lady screaming Twitter and Instagram,

(01:27:05):
worst friend cast. What else would you need though? Equipment wise?
A better computer probably like, I don't know, fifteen hundred
bucks for a new computer, hey, dot Session, a new
hard drive while you're at it to save all my stuff,
like my pictures and my memes. All right, we're gonna
wrap this one up. Your worst friend dot com uh

(01:27:26):
for your worst friend, I'm at. I really do need
all that stuff, guys, send it to you. I really
need that though, I'm serious. I like I don't have
any money for your worst friend. I'm at he's Shane.
Thanks for listening, See you next week. You know, all
us all grown open, bro. I'm really gonna miss you
guys when the show's over.