Ep. 246 What's up, Thot?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Let me finish. This is the first time I committed
a hate crime.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Maybe they'll jerk my dick off for it, you know,
like something like that.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate Bath, you're present my shit?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
What any trash shit? You're a worst friend. Do you
want to know why you're all fucked up? Just look
at the fucking problems you hang around with.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
You're listening to your worst friend with Shanean Matt episode
two forty six. I'm bringing that back. Uh, don't go anywhere.
The website's going to be down, but uh don't follow
us anywhere because that's gonna be down. But go back
and listen to old stuff. And uh yeah, I guess
we should talk about it. Uh just real quick and

(01:11):
just whatever. We are gonna wrap this show up in
five more episodes. This one's two forty six, and we're
gonna have it done at two fifty mm. I think
it's fair. I think it's good. I think it's a
lot of content.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Something's unfair.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Hey, hey, hey, don't push my buttons. Okay, don't push
my buttons on that one. Okay. I don't know. I
don't think it's unfair. I think it's just I no, no,
it's just time. You know, there's no hard feelings. I've
been Uh, I've been crying all week, which is more
than I did for my brother and my dad and

(01:55):
the cat. Those were like one offs and then a
couple of days later you get the aftershock and you're
just like and they did. I did. Admittedly I teared
up over this, the announcement that we were going to
wrap this up, just because, all due respect, it's not
due to you leaving. I mean, that is sad, but

(02:17):
we're still friends, so that's not a huge deal. It's
more like you you create something, you work on something,
and it becomes your baby, and then you know, eventually
it gets killed in a massive car accident and you
just have to accept that.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well eventually, yeah, it leaves the house, it goes to college,
a nice five year el.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Right, this is how old it is. It's five years old.
Oh it's only five I thought, Oh, this is how
long we've been doing. The show's five years old? Well,
what's that podcast years? It's enough to be brushed in
a tractor trailer accident.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
That's yead?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Like? Are aren't podcast years? Kind of a kid? Dog ears.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, no, they're not really trust trust me. Put out
one episode and let it count for more than one
episode and they'll let you know, use that excuse No,
it's podcast years. You don't understand that they only have
to put out one every seven years, and we're good.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Okay, I'll try that.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
By the way, if you in episode two point fifty
decide to announce you go, I want to take my
time here to promote my new podcast. I'll kill your family.
I'll drive to your house and I'll burn your house
down in the middle of the night.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Okay, well, at least you'll come out and visit.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Finally, okay, Arry good. We recorded this episode a little
bit differently than we do other episodes because Shane wanted
to try something new and to see how it feels.
How do let's let's do a pre episode assessment. Let's
do a pose no, no, because this is going to
go before the episode. Okay, so let's do a pre

(03:55):
episode assessment. How do you feel today's episode went?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh? Okay? You mean like, how did how did it
go for me? Or like is it a good episode?
And should you listen to it? Because obviously you know
the second one? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Sure, it's not how did you feel just jumping into
it more, because that was that was one of the
things you said, like you prefer just more of a
natural conversation.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, i'll tell you. I'll tell you what man it
I did. I'll say it felt a lot like every recording.
But the part I liked the best was the part
where we just jumped in at the beginning and we
were talking about RFK. I think you probably took me
as being like stand offish or confrontational, which that's fine,

(04:45):
that we moved on or whatever. But my favorite part
was like digging in on specific examples and like trying
to unpack the thing. So I liked that part best.
But the as far as like how did it feel,
I would say it felt like most episodes. You know,

(05:08):
it didn't feel bad, but it didn't feel groundbreaking either.
It was no chuck I'll say that.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, that's fair. I don't even mean but that would
be more to the quality the episode. It was more
how you felt. I was just trying to gauge that
because it was a different method we were trying.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
You know, it felt pretty good with it, It felt felt
when we first started, I was wondering Okay, are we
actually doing the episode? But it became pretty apparent within
like ten seconds that we were.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, no, I told you. I was like, hey, fuck it,
we gotta.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
And I didn't want to ask because then I would
look so fucking stupid because it's like, he doesn't know
he's on a show right now?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Are we on a show? Are you recording me? All right, well,
let's see what they think of this. We talk about
current events stuff, and then we just kind of freeball it.
You would see what a phone conversation would be like
with a lot less cursing.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Free bawling.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's the name of the episode.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
What up thought?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
I'm watching this video right now. Oh I have to
set up a secondary recorder, but this is still recording,
so this is good. I'm watching this video right now
of this black dude cooking with beef tallow and they're
saying much have you ever looked into seed oils and shit?
Are they actually bad or what's the deal with that shit?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I don't think they're bad. I think I I was
just listening to somebody joke make a joke about beef tallow.
That's funny that you said that. Okay, yeah, that's why.
That's why it because RFK, that's why you're looking into it.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, I've made beef tallow before. I've tried to make
it before, because is that like bones? It's no, it's
the fat broken down into basically like a like an
oil that you can use to cook with and this
and that. They actually McDonald's used to fry all their
ship in beef tallow.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
That's why for a long time.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Their fries weren't vegan or whatever.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Right, that's why they sucked. Now, I don't you know.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I've never fucking liked McDonald's fries anyway.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
When they're fresh and when they got a lot of salt.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
We got fucking Greek food the other day, which and
they got rid of. Are franchise Greek food placed the
Simple Greek? You ever been there?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I never heard of it. I didn't know there were
franchise Greek establishments.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
I thought, you want to frame what Frank Frank franchise
Frank Frank guys. Yeah, I didn't know there were Frank guys. Yeah,
it's called the Simple Greek and the rules. You go in,
you get protein. You're like, do you want a peter?
Do you want a bowl? I want a Peter, dumb bitch,
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, I want the cum sauce. I like the cum
sauce where it's cucumbers in it.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, that's good as ship. That's good as ship. So
we got Greek food the other day and I was
so fucking annoyed because I saw these little sodas and
I was like, ooh, a little Greek sodas because this
place is real fucking.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
What does a Greek soda consist of? What is it?
Just sweat? It's carbonated sweat.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
It'll be fucking finished, right. Here's what it is. It's
fucking white label soda that they printed the label of
Greek restaurant on the outside of it. It's made in Hackensack,
New Jersey, or hackings Town or something New Jersey. They
just fucking pump it out and I paid like four
dollars each.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
For So what what is it? Is? It?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Just so it's a soda? It is It is basically
like one step below r C Cola and they put
it in a bottle and slap a, this is for
Greek stuff label on the outside.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
RCA's better than pepsi.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, everything, dog shit's better than pepsi.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, yeah, calms better than pepsi.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
What's a decent pepsi max is?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
All right? Though? Like the hell is that?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's their coke zero?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh god? Yeah, anybody who drinks that is is like
one step above child sex predator to me, Michael, in
my eyes.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
They were at one point traffic and now have become
the traffickers themselves.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Right, Yeah, they just graduated to like what is called
in Florida. Oh oh that or what's it called when
you have like, uh, like a stable head. Yeah, that's
it's like the head of the stable you know, of
your hose, your child house.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Okay, all right, you mean your child hose.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
That's that's just a bad statement to make. Yeah, that's
a bad one. It's unfortunate for everyone, especially the hose
is their children.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I think I have beef tallow No, I have bone
broth in the basement in a pot covered Why in
the fridge? Like it's in a fridge right.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
But I was supposed to bottle it and I think
that was about a month ago.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Or were you gonna take it on a bike ride
with you?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
You never heard of like bone broth for health. I'm
pointing out all these things. I'm trying to be goddamn
healthier and all you're doing is calling me dumb and
tell me to eat Twizzlers. I should get twizzlers though, right.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Uh yeah, twizzlers recy cups. Yeah, get them now before they,
you know, RFK pulls them off the market.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Oh here, hold on, your audio was dropping a little bit.
That's okay. I uh. I've seen some like Center of
the Road people come out and support to him, it
seems like not so much. They all were like, yeah,
he said some goofy shit, but the guardrails should be okay,
and it would be good to do more testing on things,

(10:49):
just in general on things.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that statement in a vacuum.
But the problem is RFK has a not even a
history like currently, I mean, it's still like actively pushing
vaccine misinformation. He is willfully ignorant of certain things when
asked by certain people, but then when asked by other people,

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magically he knows about them. He's a he's a shyster,
you know, And and that's fine. But I don't think
that that's I think those people who are like, oh,
RFK just is asking questions or just wants more testing
and the guardrails are employed. Those people are insincere like

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that that is a that is a lousy take, and it's.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I feel that way though, and I'm not insincere about it.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Oh okay, well then I then okay. Then the other
option is those people just haven't haven't done the research,
because I mean, it's just everything RFK is pushing is
is And I'm not going to say everything because I
haven't checked every single thing he said. But it's like
when it comes to COVID, when it comes to vaccines,
when it comes to a lot of stuff about food

(12:03):
in general, so like GMOs. I know he's pushed uff
about GMOs before. That's just not true. It doesn't make
any sense in my opinion, at least, it doesn't make
any sense to be like, oh, well, that stuff doesn't
matter because the system, the system that this person is
saying is broken and is trying to dismantle or re

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establish or whatever, the system will have guardrails in place
to protect from that. That doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well it does, it does because he's not gonna is
the term unilaterally make decisions on his own? Is that
what that is? Now?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I think that's what I think. Yeah, like I've.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Heard that expression he won't make you vil.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, make them all by himself. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Sure, I don't know what that word means, but I
do know that I don't think he's gonna, like, you know, tomorrow,
turn the floor eyed off in the water and it's going.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
No, no, no, that's it. That's not the problem. It's
not the problem that he can make single decisions. The
problem is that it's like when Trump made two different
climate change deniers head of the EPA. Right. The problem
is not that he's going to come in and then
just like with the flip of a switch, he shuts

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down all climate funding, every research project, every study is canceled,
every climate piece of legislation. No, like, that's not how
it works. But the problem is you're installing a person
who does make decisions, who does delegate how the hierarchy works,
who has authority and power, and is essentially a manager

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going in with a like a fundamentally different understanding of
how the world works than the system of itself purports.
You know. So it's like you have It's not that
you have a guy who doesn't believe in climate change.
That's that's not it it's just that every time a

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decision is presented that has to do with climate change,
now you have a person who doesn't even think this
is real. You know, it's like you're you're derailing so
many potential projects and so many potential avenues and so
many potential good things that it just doesn't make any

(14:29):
sense to install somebody who's who's diametrically opposed from the organization.
You know. It's like it'd be one thing if Robert F.
Kennedy was like, oh, there's there's this one particular ingredient
that that appears in seven of the however many vaccines

(14:51):
kids need to take, and this one particular ingredient in
lab mice it seems to just recently have shown some
sort of development of cancer way later in life, right,
And it's only in these particular vaccines. And I would
propose if I was put in charge of the health whatever,
you know, the FDA, wherever I go, I would say

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that these seven vaccines need to be put onto a
watch list, or they need to be suspended or something
until these particular ingredients. But that's not what he says.
It's always like that this one particular ingredient is causing autism,

(15:34):
or it has been covered up. They do know about it.
I have particular information. I presented this information, and I
was covered up. I was silenced. It's always like some
hero's journey.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
You know.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
That's weird. That's a problem. That should be a red flag.
Have you ever read any of his books?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
No, I haven't. I haven't either. I've only ever seen
clips of them, though, But that's I mean, that goes
to my point. Maybe it's it's clips, you know, that's
all we've ever seen is short form or type stuff.
I don't know. I got to go back and listen
to Rogan maybe because he probably did three hours and
that's at least better than a short clip, you know.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, it's still it's still I think you're missing the point.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
I'm like, I'm you're missing the point. I just disagree
with you on it. I still I do think there
are guardrails in place. I understand the decisions, but I
think stuff like that still has to go through Congress
or has to get approved, and then if a governor
of some state, like if Newsom wants to take it
to the Supreme Court, this decision that whatever, then it
would go all the way up there and it would
be judged by them if they decided to make I
mean maybe that we're trying to fight with you on

(16:36):
I'm just saying that's what I mean by guardrails. I
don't mean just like one guy like you're not allowed
to do that, like not a Trump thing. Trump would
just go Yet you're in charge of it, go ahead,
I understand.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
That, But I mean I'm right, but okay, So so
that what you're suggesting then is the guardrails would be
in place so that we could just stall progress for however, manys,
this person has power or their position or or whatever
that the billet is, you know, But like that's the

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point is like there's no there's nothing productive coming, you know,
Like I don't. I don't see how you get any
Like so you're you're mentioning these guardrails and stuff, and
I'm saying, Okay, well, that's sure. The guardrails could work,
they could function as intended. But so so what does
that mean? No, no work, it's done for four years.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
No, just if something is crazy or seen as illegal
or whatever, it'll go through the legal process until it
becomes good or bad. You know, there were probably vaccine
skeptics when they wanted to originally create a schedule or
whatever and it you know, some people said no, I
don't want it, and eventually with time people go all right,

(17:49):
well this is required, we need this, we'll try this,
we'll put this in place.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
You know.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I just think I think no one has like full
authority to just snap their fingers, except for like we
talked about with presidents with war, like you know, or
what is it called a foreign conflict or something they
can do thirty days.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, the president can declare war without congressional approval and
they have thirty days to get that approval or else
they are committing a war crime.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, Yeah, I mean that's just I mean that's my
view on it. I don't know, we don't know how
to work.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
And yeah, just because they've put someone positive or you know,
whatever the department is, if they put someone in there,
I just I don't know how much authority they really have.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
I think it's more of an overseer type thing. And
well that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Is like, yeah, you're just like speculating, right, So it's
like we all are we haven't seen it, right, Yeah,
But I mean like, yeah, that's That's kind of the
problem though, is like I have knowledge of Robert F.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Kennedy at least in a certain context when it comes
to scientific claims, right, and he's being appointed to a
scientific position. What is health and human safety or something
like that, something like that. Yeah, Yeah, it's like that
that that that should be a red flag. So it's like,

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I see your point as being a bad one. Like
I see that as like, oh, Congress, or there's guardrails,
or like I see all that as as as like
as just kind of like needlessly reckless, you know what

(19:32):
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah, But wouldn't you have maybe said something to alleviate
the concerns about people when Biden put a trans person
as the same position, you know, some people may be like, oh,
they're mentally unstated, they don't know, and at the end
you would go, yeah, but they're not putting in a
thing that all kids should be transitioned.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
It's I don't know, did they within the guard did
the trans person have a track rereck saying anti scientific things?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
They have a track record of not knowing that their
dick is their.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
Own, Okay, that is, you know when they look at
it and they go someone's got something here and they
don't know whose it is, So I would only that's
I would only again, I would have said the same
thing to anyone as I'm starting to learn this process
more of like nominating people and confirming people and this

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and that because they're the Internet's covering it like it's
a fucking all star game.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Uh yeah. It just seems like if if if Biden
had appointed Fauci to this position, like let's say Kamala
won the election and then she appointed Fauci to this position,
I feel like it would be a huge fucking deal.
On the other side, Oh, this guy, he's a liar.
He's and it's like, dude, anything that Fauci has said

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pales in comparison to the lies that Robert F. Kennedy
has said. And that's that's the problem, right, Like there's
like a huge disparity between how people view an actual
what is he an MD? I know, he's a he's
a I know he did like research on lab rats

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for twenty years. But Fauci is a doctor and RFK
is a lawyer. One of them. It was lamp basted
for saying what I am science or some what was
the quote he said.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I deny science, or when you do something it's been
recrafted so many times that it sounds biblical. Now it's
like deny me, you deny science. But it was along
those lines, like he was basically saying, like, I know
what I got in front of me, all the you know,
all my research. When you're doing you're denying the research.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
So he says a couple of things that, yeah, like
they don't sound good, but he never like, I like,
he was wrong a few times, but he never told
any lies. He never had any like ill entens that
I can see. But then you have RFK who it
is like on record lying still to this day about
what is it, philinimide, the COVID vaccine, aids, all these

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different things, and you think malicious though, or it's either
malicious or it's it's a complete lack of basis in reality.
So he's crazy. He's a crazy person.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
I'm not being shitty. Someone pointed out, I've been saying, uh,
I'm not trying to be cunty a lot lately because
I'm just you know, with politics, it's always I know,
I don't want to get nooid screaming that, but.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I'm not yea. I'm not screaming. I'm just I know
you're not.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I'm just saying, you know that I don't want to
do that. But uh yeah, oh I never understand. Okay,
So if somebody does have malicious intent, if they did
not saying he says this, but you you're saying there's
a chance that could be it, or you said nefarious.
Did you say, I don't know, you use somewhere maybe right.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, there's some bad guy.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Shit, what's the goal of that? And I'm not being shitty,
I am like, what is the end goal of that?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Well, it just depends. It depends on what he thinks
he can get out of it. So I'll just use
an example. There was the woman I forget her name,
that woman, I think I mentioned her on the show.
She died of AIDS in like the early two thousands.
She was on the FOO Fighters website. She had AIDS,

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but she was also an AIDS denier, and then she
didn't take any medicine. She gave birth to a baby,
gave the baby AIDS, didn't give the baby in any medicine.
Baby dies. She died a couple of years later, and
RFK still quotes this woman I think he just quoted
her in his most recent book, like a year or
two ago, and so I didn't read the book, but

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I saw the excerpt from the book he quoted her,
and he pulled a quote from her about how as
an AIDS patient, she was thankful that she had seen
the light and she didn't take AIDS medicine and all
this shit and like that. To me, it doesn't seem
like it could be crazy. That to me seems pretty malicious, right.

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It seems to me like if you're living in the
twenty first century, you know AIDS is real. You know
HIV causes AIDS. You know that the death rate for
people with untreated HIV at AIDS is one hundred or
ninety nine point nine percent or something like that, like astronomical.
Yet he's still pushing this narrative. Not because he doesn't

(24:47):
believe in AIDS. That's not the point he was making.
The point was to so distrust in medical research, in science.
Here's this woman who didn't take the medicine and look, look,
look how great she did.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Totally get that. What is the endgame? What could it be?
So it could be money, Yeah, it could be money,
could be you'd have to find him. He'd have to
figure out connection. But okay, so here legacy. Legacy is
one thing for sure, fame. He doesn't need uh money.
I don't believe he needs. I would have to look
up his net worth. But you know he's not a

(25:23):
I don't know. I don't know how. Let me ask you,
because I watched a financial thing all day, how do
you make money off of that? Off of vaccine denial?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I really don't know. I mean, that's not my area
of expertise. I assume probably by pushing supplements or some
other holistic thing that's not a vaccine. But let me
also say that these are very simple explanations, right, and
people are very seldom that simple. So it's probably a

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combination of that. He's crazy and malicious. So a lot
of times people will do bad things, even if they
know they're bad, because they think it's better in the end.
They think it's better for a good outcome. So it's
conceivable to me that he does believe that there are

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deep state cover ups and fraudulent research that gets you know,
like passed off as real all the time, and that
there's all these backhanded backroom deals between legislators and big pharma,
and to some extent that's true, right, But it's like

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he probably has a magnified view of that in his
head and he sees it as like a means justify
the ends type deal, right, where it's like, Okay, I
might have to bend some of the published research, I
might have to twist the truth a little. I might
have to leave something out here and there. I might

(26:54):
have to ignore the mainstream narrative. But it's all in
service to the greater good.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Uh So then so then you wouldn't be But then
that's not malicious. That's well, it's not malicious but utilitarian
or something or.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah it's but it's still a bad engagement with science, right.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
So it's bad. It's just malicious, I think is like
like an intent to hurt someone. Right, I would say, well,
I'm not saying to hurt malicious trying to clarify it, I'm.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Saying malicious is an intent to either win, push an agenda.
Malicious with an intent an intent to to have your
viewpoint be the one that is prevailing, right, like that
Trump's the other one.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Okay, Yeah, maybe I mean we're just gonna have to
see how it rolls out.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I mean yeah, I mean, oh, so I can go
wait outside of a fucking rally.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Three weeks on like a fucking Nixon guy. This guy
loves vaccine so much He's gonna wait outside Butler, Pennsylvania
until because he knows there's sloped roofs there, until Kennedy
does a h that.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
It had the slightest slope I've ever seen. It was
like two degrees.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Hey, what is that? Is it that the person? If
it's sloped up towards you, like, if you're looking like that,
I can kind of peek over the top.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
What do you mean you would see me?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Why would a slope rope roof matter? I'm just thinking
Phoenix prob No, no, no, no no. They said they
couldn't see the guy because he was on a sloped roof.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I believe now.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
My idea is if it sloped towards you, like, look
at my screen right and I'm here, I'm laying down,
I'm setting up, I'm doing whatever, and you can't see
me until I come over the top of the slope.
You see what I mean?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
I could see that, but I thought it was sloped down.
That's how I remember it. In the picture.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Maybe I'm wrong, Yeah, I just I don't know. I
don't know why. I mean, it would be even more
fucking ridiculous if uh well, yeah, that whole thing was
bring it down? Was was the reason?

Speaker 7 (29:07):
You know?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Well, they didn't do a good job that day. I
don't know if you remember that.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I think they did a fine job. There was a
Mexican lady who couldn't put her gun away. There was
a congressional hearings afterwards where the woman was like, I
don't know why he got shot at, but can I
please not be fired?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Well, how would she know why he got shot at?
That's like is she a mind reader? But yeah, fire?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
We had Greek food the other day. I never finished that.
I got the point of it. Of shitty cheap stuff anyway,
I miss Greek food having it regularly. I want to
buy one of those things. I can't justify it, one
of those little like heaters where you can make your
own cabat whatever. Spinning things.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Oh yeah, the thing for the shwarma.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Why are you wearing a dress shirt?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
It's not it's a flannel, oh is it?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
I couldn't see the pattern.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
And I got this bleachy shirt under.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
It is that actual? Did you bleach it on purpose?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Or no? I bought it from a band?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Okay, good in New York. Uh, you bought it in
New York or in New York band?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
No, from a band in New York. I bought it
on the internet. Shout out to Sabella in New York.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Chef New York. Interesting. I don't know else I got
some stuff, but oh yeah, let's try this.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Ready.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
What you do this weekend?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Oh boy? What did I do?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
As insignificant as it might seem.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, I'm thinking. Okay, so I watched two movies by myself.
I watched Alien Romulus Cool and The Bee Keeper.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Jason Statham.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yes, Jason Stadtham.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
How is that?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
It's the second time I've seen that movie. It's like,
one of my biggest s gripes about movies nowadays is
they're all too long. If you're over ninety one minutes,
it's like you need to cut twenty minutes. You know.
I just don't have the attention span for long movies anymore,
unless they're great movies. But like a Jason Statham popcorn flick,

(31:21):
doesn't need to be more than ninety one minutes. As
the longest it needs to be. This movie was like
one hundred and twenty eight minutes. That's too long.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
You gotta go for like the tent Poles because all
of those movies are just copy and paste of like Transporter.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Transporter sucks because they don't say the F word.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Well, but my point is just that's the type of
movie it is, right, Yeah, let me tell you about
a different type of fucking movie that I'm gonna get
gen into that We've talked about a million times. Porn
no no, no, bestiality, porn, nor boy movie, someone hurt

(32:04):
my family and I got We've talked about it a
million times. This week, I'm going to show Jen law
Abiding Citizen.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Which that's a good one. I watched that a few
months ago.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, those movies, that's how I picture the Beekeeper, like
just kind of a like a dumb action y kind
of shoot him up and yeah shit like that.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's very much like that, but law
Abiding Citizen. So I would say Beekeeper is the closest
you can get to modern day Commando. Okay, all right,
have you seen Commando? I have a long time ago though. Okay, well,
fans of Commando will know that Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't get

(32:43):
hurt for the entire movie, not once until the very
last scene when he has to fight Bennett, who is
a forty something out of shape like Australian like Bay
Grint that they just, like, I think that they had
hired mister t or somebody to play the bad guy

(33:05):
for the movie, and then he dropped that, yeah, I
ain't fighting Arnold, hen get my ass, you know, So
he like dropped out at the last minute, and then
they had to get this fucking douchebag to play Bennett.
But yeah, Bennett is like one eighth the size of Arnold,
and he has no muscle definition at all, and his
like his belly and his pecks are like hanging off

(33:29):
of him, and his arms are like twigs. They're like toothpicks.
It is just the worst matchup in history. And somehow
this guy is the only dude in the whole movie
who can inflict any damage to Arnold. And then Arnold,
you know, obviously, he takes a metal pipe and then
nails him to the wall with it because because he's
you know, yeah, he's you know, and what's the line, Oh, yeah,

(33:51):
let off some steam. Bennett because he had had a
maide to get home and fuck yeah, well he had
to go pick up his daughter, Alyssa Mulano from the
kidnapper house and then take her home and fuck her.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I'm gonna be taking her home now. Oh Jesus Christ.
Is that the ending? It's the director's guy.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, that's there's there's an extra minute. That's the ninety
second minute of Commando I saw.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
By the way, there is something we've talked about those
like pedophile hunters before. I don't like the way they
do it necessarily, but I'm also not crying for some pedophile,
so it's not I might be like, hey, guys, that's
not good. Remember Willy Wonko's like help murder, save this child? Help?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
The very first one. Yeah, that's how I feel about it.
When it's like, no, don't petos No sure, yeah. Guy
who wrote Sweet Home Alabama just got busted trying to
meet up with a fifteen year old boy. Do you
remember that movie I never saw spoon Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I just reference it is all I was trying to do, Yes, yeah,
trying to meet up with it is. I'm gonna ask

(34:55):
a controversial question here is Hollywood full of pedophiles.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I think the world is full of pedophiles.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I think did we talk about this last week or
is that off air where it was like you said,
if it's potentially ten percent of one percent something like that,
it was it?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Oh, I think it's probably. I think it's probably like, yeah,
at least ten percent of the population or more is
a pedophile. Oh god, but yeah, we did that on
the show. I just did like some back of the
envelope calculus, just like, it doesn't make sense to assume
it's any smaller, just because there's so many pedophiles already,
and we know that mental health disorders are underreported. There's

(35:38):
no successful treatment for these people, so it's just like
there's no incentive for them to get help or like,
so it's a self perpetuating, repeating cycle. And there are
just like so many people living with undiagnosed mental health

(35:59):
symptoms and disorders already that aren't pedophilia. It doesn't make
sense to assume that there's not people with pedophilia also, right,
like undiagnosed. So it's very stupid to assume that the
numbers that we have for pedophiles are accurate. Like, because
who are they? They're people who've gotten caught. Oh I

(36:22):
heard a number the other day that blew my fucking mind.
So whenever a pedophile is caught like hurting a kid,
like caught in the act, the chances are like, just
given statistics, how many people are caught, how many times
it goes under reported, like how many times they get

(36:43):
away with it? Like there's so many?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Can I think, guess what you're gonna say? Sure, I
swear this is my.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
First time, right, well yeah they always say that, yeah,
but no, so here here's the shocking part. So yeah,
they always say it's the first time. But if a
pedophile is in the act, there's a good chance, just
given the statistics, that it is somewhere between his one

(37:10):
hundredth and one hundred and fiftieth offense against a child.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
That that's I knew where you were going with that,
because they always I swear I've never done anything like
this before. Well he never got caught doing anything like
this before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you may have done something
like this before. It's or even the minor shit, I know,
not that it's minor, but like you know, maybe they're
not full on whatever in a kid, but they're fucking

(37:36):
cuching a kid or being weird or creepy with them.
You fuck kids up with that. I don't even like
talking the kids.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
I don't like.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah, I know, I like kids a lot. Stop pause,
I like kids a lot, but I'm scared it's gonna
be looked at as fucking weird. Guys can't be friendly
to kids because everyone's like he's trying to put his
dick inside it and bring my kid's ribs.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Oh wow, you got a big dick.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
No, no, I don't, there's small ribs. It's a midget baby.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh man, how I thought midget babies were normal sized
until like two, and then it's like it's a little small.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Uh you got me. I went to school for midget
baby fucking pulling out of pussy and uh I must
have not studied well enough. I don't know. Maybe they're
the same fucking size.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I can't tell. No, maybe they're just like chihuahua humans.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
I don't look at fucking babies. I said that already.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Did you know that if you have Down syndrome know that? Uh?

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Good?

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Did? I always thought down syndrome was just like you
look funny and you can't really do well in high
demand jobs and atmospheres, you know, and you're really happy
and yeah, blissfully. So actually you just had this blissful happiness.
I always thought it was kind of just like, eh,
if you get down syndrome, you like, it's not the

(38:59):
worst thing.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
But then I found out, Oh, it actually is, because
like you're declaring, you're declaring it as the worst thing.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
It's pretty bad. So it's like, so it's a problem
with your chromosomes, right, So it's like it's not just like, oh,
he looks a little funny and he's really sweet, No, dude,
like every like, I think fifty percent of people with
Down syndrome are born deaf. That the fifty percent are
born with like sleep apnea and difficulty breathing and small

(39:31):
lungs and a shrunk esophagus and a shrunken trachea and
a cleft palate and there's all these fucking like physical
symptoms that reduce your lifespan and make it harder to
breathe and all this shit. I always thought down syndrome
was like, Eh, it's kind of like nice, he doesn't
have to go to work, and he's like he's happy

(39:53):
all the time. It's it's kind of cool, you know.
I was kind of I was kind of thought it
would be like, don't we all kind of want down syndrome?
But no, no, no, no, no, we don't. We don't want down syndrome.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Oh that's a shame, because for Christmas, I ask for
a headship like a thumb. I'm not going to be
getting it this year.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah. For Christmas, I asked to not understand my my
stock portfolio and what I always thought they weren't good
stock portfolio. Yeah, dude, you told me to invest in stocks.
Oh yeah, I have a whole portfolio of them now.
I like. They're in this like this nice leather bound
binder and I flipped through them. It's like stock one,

(40:35):
Stock two, Stock three. It's a really nice portfolio I've got.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
They used to print like physical stock certificates and they
were so fucking cool. And I tried to buy a
stock just so I could get the certificate as it
was going bankrupt. And then they got an offer and
I made like six times of my money and I
was fucking hooked.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Oh so that's what got you into the stocks in
the first place.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Yeah, I bought Bear Sterns, which was the first big
crash in two thousand and eight. It was like a
one hundred and fifty dollars stock and it went down
to two dollars, and I was like, oh shit, I'm
a by like fifty dollars worth of shares and it's
gonna be so cool. And I'll get the receipt, I'll
get the slips and I'll be like, look at that
Bear Stern's pretty cool. And then JP Morgan's like, we'll

(41:20):
give you twelve dollars a share. So every share you
had at two dollars is now worth twelve And I
sold it and I made a bunch of money and
I was very happy, and I've just been bleeding money
ever since.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah, it's kind of like a gambling No, you can.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
You can do research on stuff. There are people who
really know how to research how things are gonna do.
There is a sense of gambling, but generally it's a
lot safer because in roulette, if you put it on
black and red hits, you lose your money instantly. For
McDonald's to have to go to zero, you'd have to
find out like, oh no, they've been making their burgers
out of ship it for fifty years.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Surprise. Well, no, I mean more in the sense of,
like for plebs like you and I like you, you
got the fifty dollars or whatever, and then you made
it into twelve dollars, and then you're like, oh, that's
so much money. I'm hooked, dude. That's like when you
go to the casino and you see like, oh my god,

(42:24):
there's a dragon on that glowing machine and then you
put a quarter in and then you press a button. Yeah,
and then it turns into six quarters and you're like,
holy shit, dude, I didn't know that it was so
easy to just get free fucking money like this, and
then you're hooked.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Yesterday, I was at the grocery store and I was
walking out and I sell the lottery machine. You know
they have those like scratch tickets, but then the regular
ones too, and it said available credits ten dollars an hour.
Oh shit, free motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
So I looked around, But what do I do. I
don't want to make it seem like I'm just fucking
Oh and just in case some old man walks up
to me and goes, I had money in there, where'd
you go?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Fuck her?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah? To fucking bay. I just scream at some old
man in shop, right, too fucking bad.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
You shouldn't have left it alone. Rules is the same
for kids. You leave it it's mine, move your feet,
lose your seat, cocksucker.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
So there were ten dollars in there, and I like
quickly pulled out ten of my own dollars and put
them in the machine because I was like, uh, I
was like, I'll get twenty dollars worth of tickets for
ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
We lost money.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
You know, I haven't lost money because I took them
home and scratched them and GEN won ten dollars, so
I break even. Oh my god, dad, I got these tickets.
I got a power ball and a Mega Ball. So
if you fucking if I hit, you're gonna be so sad.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Why I don't think I would be happy for you?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
No, because if I want all that money, I'd want
to like invest in you.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
So I would be happy because I would be invested
in What does that mean? Invest in me? Does that mean?
Does that make me like a sportsperson?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Pay you for creative ventures? I would put all my
friends on the payroll. Yeah, thing, if I hit it
big in a certain way.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
You take the Rihanna approach.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Why is that what she does? I was thinking of
EMC hammer approach. She's had her same to like, bring
your loser friends along. Yeah, the Vanilla Ice approach. Yeah, no,
Vanilla Ice is fine. He builds alses. MC hammer is
a fucking loser now right.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I don't know. I haven't heard. I thought he dropped
the MC and he now he's just Hammer Cool.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
That'll fix it. Yeah, well that'll solve it.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
It worked for his cock man.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Hey, going back to old staples. Uh, you talked about
retards earlier. Just a second ago, there's a woman on
fucking Instagram that keeps popping up. My algorithm is all freaks,
by the way, He's all, it's it's great, but it's
not great. It's legitimately all freaks, people with facial deformities, or.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
Like just guys who kind of tuck like this and
they're like, huh, I took a shit today and it
was really good that I enjoyed that the lot.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I'm not exaggerating. That's close. But there was a woman
and the Instagram was run by her kid, like a
teenage kid or maybe in his twenties, probably in his
early twenties. Wait, okay, there's a woman and there's a
woman and her son. Okay, how old is the woman whatever? Whatever?

(45:36):
A twenty two year old kid or something would happen
so like in her forties. Well you didn't hear the
big spin on the mother. She's fully retarded. Oh no,
who was her kid? No?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
How does that happen?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
See, I understand that more than the guy going. I
don't even know she was retarded. Man, I'm sorry, I
go to pregnant.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Does she get kicked in the head lake later in life?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
I don't know. Are you even allowed? I don't want
to broach this what they did? And I am sam
I guess as far as Gump too.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Huh yeah. And that was like I think what it
is is if you're a man fucking a retard girl,
that's a crime. But a woman fucking a retard man,
that is like an act of charity to find it.
Oh okay, that deserves a presidential Medal of Freedom.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I know we're not jumping back and forth, and but
I have a video. It's a making and so it's
sorry about that cut out. It was a it's a
math question. I'm hoping you.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Could answer it for me. Okay, probably I know every man.

Speaker 8 (46:41):
Seven black guys that finish inside me at the truck stop,
and I have four black guys that finish on my
face behind the dumpster at Burger King. How many hard
ares just made my day? That's what I call schlong division.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Richard Jenkins is up to some weird shit lately.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
He wanted to be a dinosaur, so instead he became
some kind of weird sloppy party bottom.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yeah, dinosaurs is a new name for a lot lizard.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Wait here, see here's another one. Here's an This is
my boy, Devin jen And I really like this guy, Devin.
And by that I mean she finds him disgusting and
I enjoy it, and I think I'm on him early.
If this guy comes out big, he's got like seven
thousand followers, that's nothing. He could be the next Hawkta.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
It's your boy Devin here, y'all. And I'm so PLoud
of myself. I didn't itch my asshole when I was
out in public today. I'm so PLoud I didn't itch
my butthole. Okay, buh got that rhodicism?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
What's roodicism?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
It's that fucking when you can't say ours when you
talk like Elmer fucking fudd.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Why did they call it rhoda? That's real shitty to do.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Oh yeah, dude, So they won't be able to say
it like whoa to wisdom. Yeah, they can't be in
the club. That's how you can. It's a litmus test,
you know. The name serves as a test, you know,
like you just say it and.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Then you say this, yes I can. Then you don't
have it.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, uh can? Oh you can't say it? Okay, get
on this train please.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
That's why there's twelve s's n lisp. So I have
a question.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
It was weird.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
It's not even I don't even really have a question.
I want to know what this is. What was this
trying to be? We did nothing but running all weekend,
like we were fucking busy, just all weekend long. And
yesterday we went to Michaels and there was a girl
in her full like Michael's fucking clothing, which Michael's by
the way, I designed the line because I was looking
very creepy. I was just going up and down aisles

(48:59):
like trying to find Jen and I would like pop
around a corner and there'd be a woman looking at beads,
and I'm like this wife in a way. And the
line I was gonna say if someone was like, sir,
can I help you find some or no, sir, fuck,
my line doesn't work based on what that thought. It
was gonna be, sir, can I help you find something?

(49:19):
And I was gonna say, I'm the same as every
guy in this store. I'm just trying to find my wife.
Just a little fra away, a little cute see line.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
You thought you thought they were going to come up
to you and be like, sir, what's your deal?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
I thought they I thought they were gonna be like, sir,
what are you stealing?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Okay, that's still not a great response to that.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
No, now, well you would just throw in another word,
you go, I'm just trying to find my wife in
this god forsaken shitthole store. Anyway, there's this employee. Is
this girl early twenties, late teens, I don't know kids anymore,
might have been twelve working on a fucking visa full

(50:00):
white kabuki face paint. Okay, what is that? Is that
a style? I haven't seen that.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
I don't know if you noticed this, but Michaels is
an arts and craft store. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah, it's not like Jerry's Art Rama, which is an
art store. It's a store for it's It's the less
Christian hobby lobby, but still along the same lines.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
They got face paint there, got it?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
They don't got face paint because I was looking for
it yesterday. Well they someone came up and he said, sir,
what are you stealing? I said, I'm just looking for
fucking face paint.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Man. Okay, Well they do have body paint, because I've
bought it at our Michaels. It was a ripoff. You
can get it way cheaper on Amazon. But body paint,
believe it or not.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
It's a lot more lad in it on Amazon. But
go ahead body paint, believe it or not.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Save for faces.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah, why wouldn't it be?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Oh just because it says body on it, and you
were probably looking for just face face paint. You probably
saw the body paint you were like, fuck, I need
it for my fucking face.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Actually, like every guy at that store, I was actually
just looking for my wife.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Did you find her? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I did it eventually. Yeah, she's still roaming the fucking eye.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
What was she doing there?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
She is working on an art project for I don't know,
to give to family and stuff. She's doing these like
stuffed animals. She's building of people's individual things, Like you
have a dog, She's gonna make it specifically colored to
look like the dog and all that.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Okay, yeah, it was cool colored dog.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Okay, I don't use that term, but that's fine, you're
allowed to.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
I guess you went to Michael's. I watched movies. What
a weekend we had, Huh.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I did a lot more than one with Michaels. I
went to Walmart too.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I also went to Walmart to buy picture frames. And
you know what I realized about Walmart? What not a
great place to buy picture frames or a lot of
other things, but especially picture.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Frames, ironically the best place to buy picture frames.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Like Michael Sky.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've bought a thousand picture frames from
them when I was doing those autographs that I was framing.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Now they're just yeah, lots of ones. Mm hmm. You
said some of those.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
It was funny. And then I learned that I have
a little bit of a collection problem.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Oh they call that hoarding disorder.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
It's not see, it's not holding. Hoarding is like a
mess and it's like unnecessary. I do have that too,
but that's not related to the collection thing. The collection
thing is like I like that, just like having it complete,
having it finished, like I uh.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yeah, you like filling those those little empty holes inside
your soul, right, So like you have that Pokemon card hole,
and you have the DVD hole, and you have away
all my DVDs.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Oh okay, so away I put them in a binder. Okay,
so the case is away, So you still in that hole?
What am I gonna throw away DVDs for you? That's
a movie? What did they change it? What if I
go to watch in the Army Now and all of
a sudden, PAULI sure's trans halfway through it because the
liberal woke mom media went back and edited everyone to
be trans. Just watch your vhs, that's what That's why

(53:17):
I need it. I did throw out a whole bunch
of VHS's too, Yeah, I I do that. I think
I donated them.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Go ahead, sorry, I'll go through and it's like I'll
throw out. So I threw out a lot of DVDs.
But then there's like certain movies that haven't been made
over to Blu rays or whatever, right where it's like
they're or they are like, uh, they were a TV
show or something, you know, and it's like it'll never
be on Blue Ray. It's not even streaming or anything.

(53:44):
It makes sense to keep those DVDs right because it's like,
where else am I gonna watch? I Love New York
Season one and two Amazon Prime for thirty dollars? Fuck you.
I want to watch my DVDs.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Dogmas tied up in rights issues and they haven't I
think it is or maybe it's chasing Amy one of them,
and they haven't been able to release a DVD in
like ten years or something. So if you didn't have it,
you're fucked, you know.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Oh man, what a tragedy.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
All right? You watch The Beekeeper over the weekend? Oh dude,
that movie was dog shit. And I had a purpose
to why I was talking about this fun movies.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
But go ahead, well yeah, I agree, it wasn't a
great movie, But what's your purpose.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
I'm gonna get gen into those fun movies. And I
have a target for one coming up, and I don't
know if you've ever fucking seen it or not?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
What is it? The Jackal Oh dude, I've been wanting
to watch that with Bruce Willie.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
So the Jackal is a gratefulick. Yes, Bruce willis Jack
blacks in like.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
A gets his head blown off or something. I saw
that scene on YouTube and I was like, this looks
like it's worth watching.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
It's one. It's one of those same dumb movies where
it's like, we gotta let Richard Gear out of prison
because he was an IRA guy. And it's like, well, what,
you guys don't have qualified people that can take care
of this, why I've been letting prisoners out.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Richard Gear is your most deadliest qualified dude.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I like, he's got a hard Irish accent and he's like, oh,
pucked of the IRA.

Speaker 7 (55:11):
Huh he does he pull the eye line. I'm not
gonna spoil it, but of course he does the accent.
Oh I thought you meant solving the crime.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
At the end.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
No, no, I don't give a about that.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
You know, he's fine.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
I guess all right, Well it sounds less good now,
but maybe I'll check it out still.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Well, there's a new series coming out on Peacock or
Hulu or one of those, and it's Days of Jackals. Yeah, well, yeah,
it's like the same concept.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
I think, so I was wondering, that's a spinoff from
the movie.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
What a weird I think it's I think it's a
whole yeah, a reinvention, not like.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
A oh wow, yeah, what a weird thing.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Huh yeah, what a weird ip to target, Like, well, yeah,
I feel like they've done that a few times with
like what wasn't there another one they brought back recently?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Shit, some other fucking piece of garbage from like twenty
years ago that just recently had a sequel? The fuck
was it?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Well, Boon Dog Saints they did that with. I never
saw the second one. I didn't know me either good
or not. I've heard it was whatever, like non great?
Uh Lebowski that John Taturo tried to do a spin
off right of the character.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Was it bad? I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I didn't see it either, But like, that's weird to
I don't have a problem with it, especially if the
Cohens didn't, but to like take someone else's character and
then kind of be like make my own thing over here,
it is weird.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
That one.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Debuting my new podcast with fucking Mickey Mouse coming next week.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Oh dude, is it the old Mickey Mouse?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
No, it's the new one, and if Disney tries to
shoot me, he'll barricade myself in my home and kill
my family. Just just change change it to nicky nicky nouse.
And I like copyright infringement, all right, Yeah, I think
we're probably skating on then. I was just saying, Mickey Mouse,
I'm zero point eight percent Mongolian.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
A lot of people probably are.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Yeah, I like I like stealing eyep. That's my thing. Oh,
give me all your ips, you know, with a Z
at the end, so people know I'm elon musk. No apostrophe,
gives me all your I fucking hated that shit Internet talk,
so I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
You're such a nube. Uh.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
I went to Uh, I went to Apple Now. I
went to Red Robin yesterday from okay, go ahead tell
me why.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
I just I I used to really like Red Robin.
I just feel like they've gone downhill quite a bit.
The last time I went in there, it was just
like there was like all these half deflated balloon owns
like hovering at head level, you know, just like randomly
around the restaurant. Yeah, there's just like salt, like huge
grains of salt on the floor and no effort made

(58:12):
to vacuum and like a napkin like thrown. Here's wet
spots everywhere, and like nobody really in there, just like
two guys that are at the bar, and then a
family in the corner where nobody's looking at each other
and everybody's eating with their heads down, even the baby.
It's just like a really sad place every time I
go in there. Now.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
I walked in there yesterday and there were fifteen Muslim
women in full on garb crushing hamburgers.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
It's not pork, they can eat that.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
That was funny. They were poor hamburgers.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
It was weird.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
It was actually it.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Was the it's their new red Robin ham burger. It's
just a hamsteak on a bunch, Yeah, yeah, with mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Do you ever have ham steak?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Oh, dude. I used to love hamsteak when I was
like yeah, when I first got married and back from Iraq,
I think one of the first things I bought when
I went to the grocery store with my wife was
like a six pound ham steak. It was like enormous.
It had a bone in it and shit, and it
was like a vacuum sealed and it was like thirty
five dollars or something. I like, took it home and

(59:16):
cooked it in a frying pan, and I ate the
whole thing. And my wife still mentions it, like how
disgusting it was, you.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Know, Okay, why was it so disgusting?

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Well, looking back, it was pretty nasty. It was pretty
foul just thinking back on it. But yeah, I did
used to love me some ham. I used to love
the like the Canadian bacon from Dominoes, which is ham.
It's just it's just ham. But I would order a
There was a Domino's Express or whatever on base when

(59:49):
I was in the Marines, and it was two blocks
from the barracks, so I would and I think it
was twenty four hours. Actually I'm certain it was twenty
four hours. Yeah, because I would go there at like
two in the morning, like drunk off my ass, and
I would order the personal pizza. It was five dollars,
I don't know, it was probably a medium pizza and

(01:00:10):
it was I would get the pizza with extra ham,
and then I would always say I would always say
it like this. I would like, I want ham, extra ham,
and then extra extra ham.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Oh wow, you're so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Yeah, I would always say it that way, and they
would they would fucking just put so much ham you
couldn't see the cheese, and then it would get all
crispy when I'd go through the oven, you know, Oh
my god, that was like fucking heaven for me. I
would eat to shit out of that and uh yeah,
and then I would fucking like crab and barf my
brains out. But like, I still like ham for the holidays,

(01:00:46):
but something about it, it's just like it doesn't do
it for me anymore. But it's it's not like it's
not like blowney or salami level of nasty, but it's
not my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Yeah, it's I'll take turkey over it. I'll take chicken. Actually,
I'm just thinking about slicing ham's up there with turkey
for me, as like this is kind of a once
a year or maybe you get half a pound if
you want a sandwich for me. That's how I see
those animals pretty much.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
I don't know. Yeah, yeah, no, I feel you like
I feel like slice deli turkey is fine, but no,
like actually eating the meat, like the sliced meat, like
off of a ham bone or off a turkey breast
for Thanksgiving. Yeah, like turkey is not good. I've only
had one good turkey I think, in my whole life,

(01:01:39):
and it was last year's thank or friends Giving celebration.
It's the only juicy turkey I ever ate my life.
It was really good, But was it worth it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
If someone could make it that way every day? Would
you eat it that way?

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
I would? Yeah? But people don't have a good track record, right,
most people who make turkey it's not good, and you
have to sit there and be like, oh, it's really juicy,
you know. You know. Meanwhile, you're just like dumping the
gravy boat all over your fucking plate.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Yeah. Jen doesn't eat gravy, so she solved that by
just also not eating turkey.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
So she just socks a loogie on her plate and
then dips the turkey in it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Fucking I. I think I'm doing the entire Thanksgiving this year.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Oh dope, Yeah cool.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I think it's gonna be cool. I think it's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
I'm doing most of it. But I think I'm gonna
get some help. But you're you're gonna so you're doing turkey,
potato stuffing, vegetable tray, cranberry sauce pie, what else?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
M let's save that for when we do a Thanksgiving show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Oh, okay, you didn't. I thought you didn't like Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
I don't like it anymore, but I used to very
much like Thanksgiving. We talked about how much I enjoyed
Thanksgiving every year.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Oh, I thought you said that. Yep, maybe, but I
feel like I have a memory of you being like,
we're only going to do a Halloween episode, never a Thanksgiving,
her a Christmas episode, because those are holidays for pussies.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Well, I've said that about Christmas because the British love
it and the British are queers. That's just unfortunate. I
understand it's not a great situation to be in, but
that's what they are.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
It's reality.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Christmas is over. I worked retail for too long, in
too big of a store. You know, some people would
be like, I work re too. I work good counter
and there's two other employees there, and it's like, yeah,
it's not the same thing as being fucking bum rushed
on Black Friday and shit like that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
I guess I feel like if you fuck the Dwarf,
you would change your opinion on Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
I don't think I would at all. Actually, I don't
even try. I'm trying to logically put it together and
figure out how I would feel differently. I guess maybe
an ELF type situation, like, oh, you got the Christmas spirit?
He fucking went balls deep on an elf.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Yeah, dude, because you feel so powerful because you break
their ribs your dick to be a boost of confidence,
which you need around the holidays.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
You know, all right? You got anything else?

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Oh? Man, I've been getting a lot of boners. It's
kind of upsetting. Why. I don't know, dude. It's just
like sometimes I wake up and it's like I got
a boner. I thought this stopped happening, but no, Like
I've been having boners when I wake up, and it's like,
now I can't piss because I like to piss sitting down, dude. Like,

(01:04:34):
let's just be real. When I wake up in the morning,
I'm not going to stand there and take a whiz,
especially not with a boner. But I like, I'm tired, dude.
I just want to sit down my let my dick
and balls hang between my legs and just let the
piss just empty out. You know how am I supposed
to do that with a boner? My dick's going to
touch the bowl and get diseases and germs and shit
particles on it. So it's been really upsetting me because

(01:04:56):
I usually start work, because I work from home, I
usually start work right after I get up, so it's
like if I got a boner when I wake up.
It's like, I guess I'm sitting here hard until I
can take a break, and then I just got to
go out in the backyard and piss against the fence.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
I pissed in my mother's bathroom probably six months ago, right,
and I sat down. It's a piss, and I was
probably gonna shit too, let's just be honest. But I
definitely was gonna piss. And I was on my phone.
All the people that are like, I don't take my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
You do. If you don't, it's because you're poor and
you don't have one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Yeah, it's because you don't get mint mobile reception in
the bathroom. Excuse me. So I was on my phone
and I was distracted, and I my dick must have
lined up perfectly, Oh no, perfectly with the slit in
the middle. Oh yeah, yeah, And I dropped a full

(01:05:56):
bladder of coffee and coke.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Zero, like brown piss all over the tile floor.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Well, I mean, why would she have carpeted, But I
mean I didn't notice it hit my foot, and I went, oh,
fuck that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
There's not like a one of those little mats that
like hugs the floor around the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
It was over the tub, so that way, like, you know,
whoever was using the tub.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
That's probably better actually, because you've fucking ruined that thing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Well, I think I took it and then mopped up
most of the and then like, you're gonna need to
wash this, by the way, you're probably gouldn't want to
wash this, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
I feel like that's that reminds me of one of
the earliest stories I told on the podcast when I
was drinking real nice and heavy and I had I
had done almost the same thing, except instead of getting
the piss all over my mom's floor, it was all
over my pants. Like the piss just shot shot out
the crack of the toilet and it just drenched my
fucking sweatpants, which were leaning against the fucking bowl because

(01:07:06):
I was like lying back, you know, like feeling sick
and shit.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
I'm getting to the age where pissed strips in the
pants are just standard now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Oh yeah, dude, it's part of life, just standard. You
can just shake. You could shake, you can loosen all
your muscles, you can stand, you can sit, you can
like wag back and forth. But it's like the act
of putting your dick in your pants and then zipping
up it like it releases some trip wire or like
some some hidden trapdoor mechanism that like, let's the last

(01:07:42):
eighth of an ounce of piss come out. It's it's
not going in the toilet. Your body's not gonna let it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Thanks for listening. I'm Matt.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
I'm a thought see next week later thoughts. You know
what's queer enough that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
B I'm really gonna miss you guys when the show's over.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
M hm