Yo Mama Jokes In Honor Of Mother's Day

It's Christie vs Karena in some "Yo Mama" jokes fun in honor of Mother's Day! Plus, we hear from Martha Quinn and YOU with some fun 'Yo Mama' jokes! 

Episode Transcript

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Do listening. Good Morning Drive withChristie Live on demand. Such a great
band, such a great song.B fifty two's Getting Your Friday Morning started
on eighties plus at one O threepoint seven. It is six twenty six
and it is a Mother's Day weekend. Can we just give a round of

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applause? Can we give some loveto the moms of the Bay area?
Woo yeah, and now it istime to bring it on. My name
is Christie. Producer Karina is hereand it is a Mother's Day weekend.
But you know, around here wealways have to enjoy some fun. I

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set up a little bit, justthe tanch. You know what's the tang.
It's like a tiny tiny bit.It's called the tank, you know
it. It's like an inch tinyinch something like that. Anyways, look,
Producer Krena is trying to distract me, to try and throw me off
my game this morning, because weare going to have a drum roll please,

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because I didn't have time to findthe real sound effect A Yo,
mama, battle off, throw down, showdown. Oh here we go.
Are you ready? Yes? LikeI said, we got to mix it
up. And it is Mother's Dayweekend. But you know, some people
don't have their mom at this weekend. And you know, we just want
to have a little bit of fun, Yes we do. And much respect

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to miss Ruthie Chrissy your mom,and much respect to Miss Connie because this
is all in fun. Yes,just to have a good time this morning.
This is a Yo Mama off batt'llthrow down showdown supreme So producer Karina,
Well you're up first, Christy.I'm not gonna talk about your mama.
But your mama is so big.Dracula bit her neck and got diabetes.

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Ah, it's cool, Karina.Yo, mama is so old.
She knew Burger King when he wasa prince. Oh okay, crazy,
Okay, But your mama is soshort. She went to go see Sanna
and he said get back to work. That's okay. My mama is short.

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You know, I'm five ten.Miss Sweetie is clocking in at about
maybe five feet. Okay, that'sokay. Because your mama is so old,
Karina, she was a waitress atthe last supper. My mama is
a little left there. Christie.Well, your mama she's so fat.

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It was chili outside, went insideand got a bowl. That's not cool.
I'm just kidding, and your mama'sso old. When she was in
school, there was no history class. Oh okay, I think producer Karina
might have got me. I thinkI think I think she already got me

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on this one. But just havingsome fun as we kick off this Mother's
Day weekend in our own way.We got lots of love for each other's
mom each other, and we gotlots of love for these yo mama jokes.
I know you got a couple inyour back pocket, so if you
have one that you would like tothrow out, go ahead. It's all
in love kicking off this Mother's Dayweekend. Your best yo mama joke one

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eight sixty six, nine hundred andone thirty seven. Tap the red microphone
on our iHeartRadio app too, andyou can drop yours off. We would
love to hear it. I alwayslove to hear from you. Got some
ace of bassin def Leppard on theway for you next on eighties plus Christie
Live Eighties Plus at one A threepoint seven, Good Morning, seven thirty

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seven, And this morning, wekicked off Mother's Day weekend with a Yo
Mama battle throw down showdown. Ifyou got one to add, just call
YO what up, ladies, Yo, mama's so greedy. She got JFC
still for a Kentucky Free Chicken.That's hilarious. It's all a good fun
one eight sixty six nine hundred oneoh three seven or tap the red microphone

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on our iHeartRadio app to join inChristy Live eighties plus at one o three
point seven. It's your morning drivewith Christy Live. And we've been talking
Yo Mama jokes this morning, andnone other than this Martha Quinn call him
man, what's up girl? Okay, Christie James, Yo mama, Uh

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huh, it is so awesome.Oh she has an apple that did not
fall far from the awesome street.I love you, Martha Quinn. Oh
my goodness. Okay, I'll seeyou soon. Cannot waite. It's corny
joke Friday. Martha Quinn will bein after ten o'clock to bring some funey

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to your workday. If you gota Yo Mama joke this morning, though,
call one a' six sixty nine hundredand one oh three seven or tap
the red microphone. If you haveto be listening on our free iHeartRadio app,
it'll give you a little countdown.You can record your own joke and
send a talk back to the studio. Love to hear from you this morning
on eighties plus, Christie Lie.It's a Mother's Day weekend, and we

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started the morning off with a YoMama joke showdown and if you got one
to add, give me a call. Happy Friday, Christy, I got
one for you, Yo mama sougly she went into a haunted house and
came out with a job application.Happy Mother's Day everyone, just trying to
spice it up, have some funthis Friday. Thanks for the talk back.
It's eighties plus, Christie Lie.Ay I wait on eighties plus and

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one of three point seven. Kickit off this Mother's Day weekend, having
some fun with your best yo mamajokes. Anthony, Hey, your mama
so fat when she goes jogging counterand it's gotta follow behind her to fill
in the pothole. Oh ah,that's a good one. Your mama so
fat when she goes to the grocerystore, she gotta take a win a
bagel. Thank you, Anthony,Christie Live, Christie Live an He's plus

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at one of three point seven.What's up, Marisel, Good morning,
beautiful lady. Yo Mama's teet soyellow she can fit butter, not the
butter. She's a hit at themovie theaters though. From a dental assistant,
that's what's up. Shout out yourdentist's office. It's paradise dental hair
and the pale all right representing well. Thank you so much for joining the

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fun this morning. Appreciate you playingalong. Just ticking off this Mother's Day
weekend with a little bit of funon Eightie's Plus at one of three point
seven listening Good Morning Drive with ChristieLive on demand