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January 16, 2025 18 mins
Christie & Karena are very different when it comes to their morning routines. We hear about YOURS! Plus, you won't believe how much one pizza shop is charging for pineapple on pizza. The Crazy Train News and Karena's Family Drama too! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You listening to Morning Drive with Christy Live on Demand six.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Twenty one on Classic Hits one oh three point seven.
I hope your Thursday morning is off to a great start.
Shout out to Johnny. He's been working already. I think
yesterday he said he gets up at three o'clock.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
In the morning. Oo, a little earlier than us. It's early.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh when do you start hitting snooze in the morning,
Producer Karina, I'm Christy, by the way, thank you for
listening to Classic Hits one oh three point seven.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
My alarm goes off at four I hit it for
one time and then that's it.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I'm up by four ten.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Oo.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
What about you, because I think Christy, you have a
couple alarm. My first alarm goes off at four am.
I hit snooze, then I hit snooze again, then I
hit snooze again. Then my second alarm goes off around
four twenty five or so, and then I hit snooze again,
and then I hit snooze again, and then I hit
snooze again, and then I'm like, oh crap. And then

(00:54):
you follow back asleep and then you get up again. Yeah,
so then it's time to wake up.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
What time normally like, oh, you're like, okay, I'm jumping
out of bed.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Usually, which gives me like five minutes to get ready
and get out the door and then pew, and.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Then I'm racing to work to be here by five
point thirty. Of course you are.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's my process. Everybody has a process in the morning.
What is your process for waking up? I'm always jealous
of the people who can just like get up with
no alarm.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh I cannot do that. Your body just wakes them up.
My body just wakes me up. I'm like, who are you?
You're an alien.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Martha Quinn is like that. I think she said that
she doesn't use an alarm to wake up.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
You're kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, I think she's told the stop before. She never
uses an alarm. Her body just wakes up.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
My body is like, girl, go back to sleep quick,
I am you don't have any place to be. You'll
have a job out here. Yeah, just rest. That's my
body is telling me. It is a fight every single morning.
I remember in the Navy, I was like, oh my god,
and boot camp, I thought I was gonna die having
to get up. But you know, they come in hot,
they come in hot. Loud, all the things. It's not

(02:07):
like an easy wake up. So you're up in boot
camp if you're a military person, a veteran, yeah, a veteran.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
But also the other thing about you, Christy, is that
you barely sleep.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
So I don't even know how like you managed to.
You're literally running like three to four hours of sleep
at night.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Literally, I go to bed around yesterday, I went to
bed at midnight. Grandma over here goes to bed around
seven o'clock with the Golden Girls. What is your process
in the morning to wake up one eight sixty six
nine hundred one three seven.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Are you snoozer or are you a Martha Quinn? Oh
my body wakes me up?

Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah? No.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
You tap the red microphone on our free iHeartRadio app
and let us know because we're nosy and we're friends
in the morning. Love to know more about you. Got
some cutting crew and Alanis Mori sat on the.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Way Christie lie, what.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Is your morning routine?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's six thirty eight on Classic Hits one o three
point seven. Maybe you've already been at work and you're
getting ready to call it quits for the day and
the afternoon is actually your morning, or maybe you're just.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Now waking up.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm envious of people who can just hop up in
the morning, like Martha Quinn.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I can't do it. Got a talk back from our
app hy Christian Krean. It's Mark from Massachusetts.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I have an old fashioned alarm clock, the kind of
the the two bells on it, and believe me, when
that goes off, it'll wake up to dead.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay, I remember that was old school clocks. Thank you
for the talkback of Mark. This morning, I woke up
to my neighbors smoke alarm and they're not home, so
I hope everything is okay because I had to come
to work and I'm like, what's going on? Got another
talkback tap that red microphone on our app. Anytime you
can always jump in join the fun. What's your morning routine?

Speaker 7 (03:54):
Good morning, Christy. I wake up every morning around four o'clock,
and it's not really by choice. It's because my dog
always wants to go to the bathroom around that time.
So because I have to wake up at that time,
I just take advantage that I'm up so early.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I meditate, I do a little exercise, have.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
My coffee, have my breakfast, hop in the shower, and
then I pretty much leave to work right around six thirty,
So it's a great routine networks for me. Hope you
ladies have a great day. Bye bye bye, Thank you
for the talk back. Oh, I couldn't take a shower
in the morning. I can't take shower in the morning.
I always feel like I'm gonna get sick. If I
leave the house right after a shower in the morning,
my pores are open.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'm gonna catch pneumonia. Maybe my mother has that ingrained
in my mind. What is your morning routine? Are you
a snoozer like me? Hitting it five times? Does your
body clock just wake you up? And then are you
off and running? One eight sixty six, nine hundred one
three seven or tap the red microphone on our free
iHeartRadio app. Just trying to get a little peek inside

(04:54):
your life. Get to know you better. Got some Ario
Speedwagon and Fleetwood Mac coming up as you start this
morning drive on Classic Hits one O three point seven
Classic Kids.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Three point seven weeks.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Time for the Crazy Trainer one Morning Drives with Christie Live.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
Oh, this is a crazy crazy, crazy crazy crazy crazy
crazy crazy crazy crazy.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Can't wait because I haven't heard it yet. Christy. Sorry,
all right.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Before we have aboard the Crazy Train, just want to
let you know you can get eighty minutes of commercial
free music and free tickets to see the San Francisco
Symphony do the music of David Bowie coming up at
seven twenty Today, The Crazy Train is heading out to Colorado,
where Monica Long, a single mom of three, was getting
ready for her youngest son's birthday party when she noticed, ah, man,

(05:55):
my two little toddlers.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Man, they're all dirty.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
They got into some so she went and she was like, oh,
gotta go clean up the mess. And that's when she realized,
uh oh, the boys got Paupaul.

Speaker 9 (06:08):
They got him and they dumped him out all over
my carpet, and I didn't realize it was Paul Paul,
and I vacuumed him up. They may have eaten some
of them too, because Rommie had the cap in his mouth.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Who is Papa, her grandpa? Her grandpa?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Are you trying to say? Was the grandpa? Some ashes?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
The boys got the ashes because toddlers beat toddlin. The
boys got the ashes. Dumb the ashes out. The baby
had the cap in his mouth. She was just trying
to get ready for the birthday party.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Papa up.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh my gosh. She shared the story on TikTok. It
has over two million views. She said, you know what,
my grandfather aka Papa was a principal and an educator
and he used to work with kids. And she shared
the story and she said, this will be another story
that her grandpa would appreciate.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
That's that's funny because kids do like the most random thing.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Like eat papa's ashes. That's random. File that under random. Okay,
that is your daily news story.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
You can always get your daily crazy news fixed every
weekday at seven, ten and nine forty. Catch your crazy
news on demand anytime at Classic Kits one o three
seven dot com.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
All right, then, Christie Live, It's a.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Thirty three on Classic Hits one oh three point seven.
And we all know a little something something about family trauma.
But producer Karina's family, who she lives with, who she
plays with, who she does basically everything in life with,
knows a whole lot more because they have a little
bit more drama going on in the Velasquaz household.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
And it is time for another episode.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Of Karna's family drama.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
When we last checked in, with the Velasquez family. One
had almost gotten Karina's dog, Bonita. Well it's not really dog,
it's chihuahua. Kidnapped, dog napped.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
And now my niece Leavea has broken the bathroom, my
personal bathroom.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Lovey is thirteen years old. She's so cute.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
How does she break the bathroom? And why are you
putting your teenage Lisa?

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Let me tell you what happened. So you know, on
Monday's I pick up Leavea from school. Normally I take
her to get us some lunch, spend some time with her,
drop her off at home.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Monday, she wanted to come.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
To the house. I said, okay, come on over. She
usually kicks it upstairs in the gas room and hangs out.
Next thing, you know, my mom goes upstairs and she's
like Grina, meaning there's water coming out of your bathroom.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I said, what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
I run upstairs and I don't know what she was doing,
but there was rolls and rolls and rolls of toilet paper.
You know how like teenagers for some reason waste toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Why are you putting your teenage niece on plast like this?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
I don't she said, she wasn't going to the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
But she was trying an experiment that she saw on
YouTube that has something to do with toilet paper and
the toilet. And she wasn't gonna tell me until the
water started coming out.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
What was the experiment?

Speaker 6 (09:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
She's a teenager, I don't know. She was like, I
don't know what says if you do this to your
toilet it helps it.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
How does clogging up my toilet help?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
So what happened, ex I had leavea put on some
gloves and reaching through that toilet and unclog all that
toilet because the plunger was not working.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
There was water all over the floor.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
It damaged my bath mat, and it's expensive. So I
was telling my sister Nikki her mom. I was like, girl,
when she comes over here, she needs.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
To bring her own rolls. Stop it, Karna, I don't
see anything wrong with that.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
I'm serious, because she was I don't know what she
was doing, wasted toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Nina, you're being so cringey what she said, Nina, I
can't believe it. Nina, Gosh, you're so cringe. You're so cringe.
I'm just saying, oh, man, toilet paper is not cheap teenagers.
You know, I love them, and my niece, I love her,
but Maryan, that's just been another episode.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Of Karna's family Drama.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Will Lovey's bathroom blunder plunge the family into chaos or
will karinas bring your own toilet paper policy.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Clog any hope of reconciliation.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
We'll find out next Tuesday on another episode of.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
Karita's Family Drama.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Of the drama Skimmity Toilet and the Stingy Cringey Nina
Every Tuesday and Thursday, after we check in with the
Velaskaz household, always gotta check in with the crazy viral trends.
Maybe we can see what's up with the toilet paper thing.
And you gotta be kidding me. There is a food

(11:22):
now that people are paying outrageous amounts for and it's
something that you probably eat or have feelings about.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Tell you about it coming up, and you gotta be
kidding me. Next on Classic Hits, Christie Lie, that is
a jam right there.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
It's eight fifty two on Classic Hits one oh three
point seven. I'm Christy. That's producer Karina. Thank you so
much for letting us come along for the morning drive.
If you're new here every Tuesday and Thursday got to
talk about the crazy viral trends and crazy.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Things happening in the world, and something called you gotta
be kidding me. Pineapple on pizza.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
It has been a long standing debate since the beginning
of time. Maybe not the beginning of time, but for
a really long time. Okay, some people don't think that
it belongs on pizza, and Lupa Pizza in Norwich, England
is one of those places. Because now they've listed a
Hawaiian pizza. How much do you think of hawaiianizza would cost?
Because pizzas can be kind of expensive.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, actually bought one the other day about thirty five bucks.
It's like how expensive. It's pristy, but I do love
a good Hawaiian pizza.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Well, it's gonna cost you if you go to Loopa
Pizza because now they are charging one hundred and twenty
dollars for pineapple as a topping on your pizza.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
You gotta be kidding me. Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Did you say one hundred and twenty dollars one two
zero just for pineapple pre tax?

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
But they have a good reason. We feel pretty strongly
that it is not a tasty topping, and we figured
if people really want it, they can stick their hands
in their buckets and pay a fair prosperate. Oh I'm
not paying a hundred twenty. Do I feel attacked? I said,
I feel personally attacked.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I can stick my hand on a shelf and pull
out a can of Dole pineapple and cow that on
my pizza as soon as it arrives.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
No, thank you, I'm sorry. You gotta be kidding me.
Pineapple on pizza. That's ap peeling? Get it like pineapple?
You peel the You don't peel pizza?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Na, you peel pineapple. You don't peel a pineapple? Oh
my peel an orange? You peel a lemon? You peel
a line? Oh my god, When on earth have you
ever peeled a pineapple?

Speaker 3 (13:26):
You peel a pineapple?

Speaker 4 (13:28):
They even sell those little forget it you pineapple?

Speaker 3 (13:32):
He helped me out. You gotta be kidding me. You
don't a pineapple.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Bruh, No, you don't. You cut a pineapple. You cannot
peel a pineapple with your hands.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
You can well know what a knife? Oh my god,
So I gather you right now.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
When have you ever peeled a pineapple like an orange
or a lemon?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
You do? You cut the pineapple, You.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Cut the pineapple, heel all the green off of it.
You take that off, yes, but you don't peel it.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's just oh my gosh. Okay, look see see see
what happens in Ballejo and Freemont. Class, See what we started?
Move by Pizzeria.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I can't with you anyways.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Class and kids, one oh three point seven.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Time to play gimme five with Christie.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Ronnie, the birthday boy is stepping up to try his
hand to battle the brain freeze. Another year older, another
year wiser, and let's see if you can get her done.
All right, Okay, I'm gonna give you a category. You
just have to give me five things in ten seconds
and you will be the winner. You already are since
it's your birthday. But let's see if you can battle
the brain freeze. Clock starts when I say, go, Ronnie,

(14:44):
give me five cereal brands.

Speaker 10 (14:46):
Go okay, Frosted play Loops, Luggy Charms, Coco Pebbles, Fruity pebbles,
table for the wind.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Yeah, you are the winner.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
It is your birthday. Step up to the mic. Who
or what would you like to shout out today?

Speaker 7 (15:08):
Well, I just want to give a.

Speaker 10 (15:10):
Shout out to everybody else to celebrate your birthday today.
Happy birthday y'all, yay in January yay.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Represent thank you for calling to play. You'll be the
champ until someone steals your crown. Congratulations and happy birthday, Ronnie.
Coming up at nine for your daily crazy News story.
Kids will eat literally anything, and unfortunately they ate something
they really weren't supposed to. Wait till you find out
what it was, toddlers Man. Listen for the story and
your daily crazy News. Coming up on Classic Kids one

(15:40):
O three point seven's.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
Bless Kids seven weeks.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Time for the Crazy Trailer one Morning Drives with CHRISTI Live.

Speaker 8 (16:00):
This is a crazy crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy crazy crazy.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Can't wait because I haven't heard it yet crazy Sorry.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Today the crazy train is heading out to Colorado where
Monica Long, a single mom of three, was getting ready
for her youngest son's birthday party, when she noticed a man.
My two little toddlers. Man, they're all dirty. They got
into some mess. So she went and she was like, oh,
gotta go clean up the mess. And that's when she realized,

(16:30):
uh oh.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
The boys got Paul Paul.

Speaker 9 (16:33):
They got him and they dumped him out all over
my carpet. And I didn't realize it with Paul Paul,
and I vacuumed him up. That man's eaten some of
them too, because romy had the cap in his mouth.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Who is Papa, her grandpa?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Her grandpa was the grandpa some ashes.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
The boys got the ashes. A toddlers beat Toddlin.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
The boys got the ashes, dump the ashes out. The
baby had the cap in his mouth. She was just
trying to get ready for the birthday party.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Don't papa up? Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
She shared the story on TikTok. It has over two
million views. She said, you know what, my grandfather aka
Papa was a principal and an educator and he used
to work with kids. And she shared the story, and
she said, this will be another story that her grandpa
would appreciate.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
That's and funny because kids do like the most random thing.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Like eat papa's ashes. That's random. File that under random.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
It's nice though that she and her grandmother, who was
still alive, found some humor in this after she vacuumed
him up. In her shark vacuum. She even sang a
song as a tribute to Papa.

Speaker 9 (17:56):
Oh Pa Shark. Do Do Do Do Do Do, papaw
Shark Do.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Do rest empower Pap Paul. That is your daily.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Kirk rate Ze news story. You can always get your
daily crazy news fix every weekday at seven, ten and.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Nine point forty.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Catch your crazy news on demand anytime at Classic Hits
one O three seven dot com.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Please listening Good Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand
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