Karena's Family Drama: Case Of The Organic Lettuce

There are certain things in Karena's house that you DO NOT touch but her dad Juan didn't get the memo!! You won't believe what he was doing with her mom's organic lettuce! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You listening to Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand.
There's Days of Our Lives, There's As the World Turns,
There's even Dynasty. But when it comes to soap opera drama,
nobody brings it harder than the Velaskaz family. It's Classic
Kids one of three point seven. Every Tuesday and Thursday,

(00:21):
gotta check in with producer Karina's Family. It is time
for your favorite radio soap opera, Karina's Family Drama. When
it we last left off, Karna's dad almost burned the
family house down because he went to cook chicken for
the dogs and then forgot the stove was on and
took a nap. But all is well now with Wan

(00:44):
and the Velasquez family household well so we think, uh huh.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
So on Saturday, my mom went to the farmer's market
mm hmm, and she likes to buy all her organic lettuce,
and it's expensive. She waits all week to buy it.
So then here comes Sunday. My mom's getting ready to
make a salad with her organic she couldn't find it,
so she's like, al on this time in Lechugachuga, I
just bought my lettuce. Where's my organic lettuce? My dad said, oh,

(01:11):
the lettuce that was in the fridge. What do you
think he did with that lettuce?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Did he eat it?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
No, there's a gopher in the backyard that he's feeding.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh no, why is your dad feeding the gopher because
he feels bad?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
We have birds and animals that come around the backyard.
Mama was so upset because it's organic lettuce that she
only buys from the farmer's market.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
How does your dad even know that gophers like lettuce?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
So now he has to wait for next Saturday to
go get her organic lettuce. And then she went and
put post it notes on all stuff in the fridge
that he's not allowed to touch because he's just randomly grabby
things he doesn't know any better. But I said, this
is just so childish, Mom, like not the post it notes.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
One, I guess one.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
The gopher.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
He gave the gophers a five star meal, but now
he's romaining in the dog house. Well, Connie, ever, let
us puss this moment, or is Wand's fate field and
dressed for good? We'll find out on Thursday in another

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episode of Karena Family Drama. Here, your poor dad, he
can't win. He tries, trying I love you one.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
He tries, he really does.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh man, He's say thirty five And every Tuesday and Thursday,
of course we check in with the Velaska's household, but
we also got to talk about the crazy viral nonsense
happening in the world. And man, you won't believe the
new license plate that people have paid an unbelievable amount

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of money for. It will make you say, you gotta
be kidding me. Tell you about that. Coming up next
on Classic Hits one of three point seven. You're listening
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