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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Peace. Do list Morning Drive with Christy Live on Demand, six.
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Seventeen on Classic Hits. One of three point seven listened
for Aerosmith.
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Got some Brian Adams coming up and if you missed
the big concert announcement yesterday, B fifty two's and Devo
are coming to the Bay Area.
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B fifty two said, oh, psich, we're not retiring after all.
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We are coming back and they are going to be
part of the Cosmic de Evolution Tour, which is kind
of cool because it's like d Loo and yeah yeah.
At eight twenty you can win some free tickets. Good morning,
My name is Christy, producer. Fake Sick Karina is back today.
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I know you aren't talking.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
About fake sick because somebody was sick before me and
pass it along to me.
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But you're not sick. Remember you said, Oh, it's just
my sinus.
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No, you asked me how I was feeling today, But
I was sick on and it started on Sunday.
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I was sick for one day after I posted a
bottle of prosecco on Sunday on my Facebook. Oh God,
and I'm feeling fine today.
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I was sick, trust me.
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I was sick and still came here to hang out
with you and make sure your day started on the
positive note. All right, all that, welcome back producer not
so sick Karina.
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Okay, I hope you're feeling better.
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Now you care?
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Now you care?
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Thanks? How you care? Thanks?
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All right, thanks for getting your morning started with us.
Glad producer Karina is back. Got some Aerosmith coming up
and the Ryan Adams ooh, forgot to say Exploratorium tickets too.
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It is six forty and broccoli is a delicious vegetable
and now thanks to TikTok, it's the latest beauty trend.
You gotta be kidding me exactly what you're gonna say
after you hear this Every Tuesday and Thursday on Classic
Kids one oh three point seven, got to talk about
the crazy viral randomness online. People are now using broccoli
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to create a new facial effect.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
If you will, trying fake freckles using broccoli.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Just lately top actually the perfect fake freckle.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Holy broccoli freckles are taking over. You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Do people not know how expensive broccoli is these days?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And they're just wasting it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
They're not wasting it, they're using it to create fake freckles?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Producer Karina, Why not use a sharpie?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You don't have to use food.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
People are starving around the world and you want to
stop broccoli?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Broccoli on your face? Okay, outside worked. Actually the perfect
fake freckle. Oh gosh, I can't. You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Question three points that Crazy Crazy with Christy live in
Morning Drops.
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It is seven eleven getting closer to seven twenty when
you could pick up four free tickets to check out
the Exploratorium.
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It is really cool there.
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I mean you could spend a whole day just wandering around.
And they have a new exhibit, Adventures in Ai. So
if you want to get four free tickets, stick around today.
The Crazy train is heading known over to the United Kingdom,
where a couple visited a museum. It's always nice to
experience the art, kind of like the Exploratorium, you can
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experience the exhibits well. The couple was checking out this
van go chair and It's called a van Go chair
because it was dedicated to the artist. Someone meticulously pasted
thousands and thousands of Swarovski crystals together to create a chair.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Chair that's piece of art.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
It looks really expensive, by the way, not a chair
that you PLoP your booty on.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
No, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
So the couple waited until the security guard who was
guarding the room with the chair in it left and
decided they wanted to take some selfies.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Here we go, So they took selfies.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
First, the wife was up and she pretended to sit
in the chair and her husband snapped a pitcher, and
then her husband, who was using a cane, decided he
wanted to try and balance and pretend sit on the chair.
The man with the cane fell on the chair. Chair
cracked off, just broke. You're at the museum and you
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break the exhibit, especially one that looks this expensive.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
And there's video of it too, And they just walked
away Christy like nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Did they not think this video this story has gone international?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Is sane? Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I know the couple, the people at the museums that
the least they could have done was like alert a
security guard.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh, I'm sorry we broke your million dollar exhibits.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah, but they would probably be liable for it.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
But come on, they were like their faces all over
the internet.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Now you have not.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Seen the video, will post it on our socials at
Classic KITS one o three seven FM.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But it is crazy, stay off the museum exhibits.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
He sat on the chair and was like, well there
man goes.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
No, no, that was probably get you out.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I'm gonna give you that one.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Produce a Greta all right, going going gone. Okay, that's
your crazy needs.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You can ride the crazy train every weekday at seven,
ten and nine forty. Get your crazy news fix online
too at Classic KITS one o three seven dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Christy Live.
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Dynasty's Alexis Colby has nothing on producer Corina when it
comes to bringing the drama move over. Real Housewive, the
real Telenovela happens every Tuesday and Thursday right here on
Classic DS one oh three point seven. It's time to
check in with producer Karina's Crazy Family. It's time for
another episode.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Of Karina's family drama.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
My dad did it again at Safeway.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh onan, you know you can't send him to the store.
You know, he needs help to grocery shop.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
But it was the most simplest thing. So last night,
my mom made chicken soup.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
For some reason, I don't know if it's a Latin thing,
they like to eat bananas in their soup.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh no, that don't put out on the left. Don't
put that on your people.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I've never ever heard of that in my life. That
is gross. No, no, it's like a thing.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
They've grown up eating bananas slices in their soup. Here's
the thing, though, my dad goes they didn't have any bananas,
and they have to eat the banana with the soup.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
So he goes the safeway.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
He's like, I'm gonna get some bananas, get some avocados.
I'll be right back. He comes back with mangoes and avocados.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
So we're like, my mom's like, well, where's the bananas.
He's like, oh, I forgot the bananas. Let me run
back the safeway and get the bananas. He comes back
from safeway.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
He's not the best at picking fruit, so he ended
up picking the greenest bananas that.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Weren't ready Oh my god. And so my mom was
like Juan, so the bananas.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
The mom was a commed, we're gonna eat these bananas.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
We can't.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
They're not ready.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
So my mom's yelling at my dad, and my dad's like,
have you seen my glasses? Where are my glasses? Have
you guys seen my glasses? We're like, what do you
mean your glasses? You had them on when you went
to Safeway. He's like, I can't find my glasses. I
don't know what happened to them. He goes back to Safeway.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
This is the third time.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Is the third time?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You're lying? This is the third time.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Come on one.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
No.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
He goes to look for his glasses at the strawberries.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
They're not there. By the bananas, they're not there. The glasses,
uh huh, we're in the mangoes.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
He found glasses in the mangoes.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
He put them down to look at the mangoes, but
he didn't realize that he didn't put them back on.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh my god, you went to this store three times.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
It was just a mess.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Why y'all send him to.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Put the bananas in their chicken soup?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
You know why?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Because bananas aren't supposed to go in chicken soup. Tell
my parents that I don't know what it is. I
swear they're not the only ones. My grandpa was the
same way, sliced the banana in chicken soup.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's my stomach hurt.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Uh uh.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
My four dad, damn.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Oh, he tried.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
One may have lost its glasses, but the embarrassment is
crystal clear, so embarrassing. Will he ever recover or will
the whole house go bananas? We'll find out Thursday on
a new episode.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Of Pirino's Family Drama.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Now, did you ever miss an episode?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You can always catch Karina's Family Drama online. Check out
our podcast Classic kits Weddo three seven dot com.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
All right, Every.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Tuesday Thursday also got to talk about the crazy stupid
viral trends happening in the world. And there's a new
one that people are using to go to sleep. Find
out about it and you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Coming up next on Classic.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Kids Christie Live, putting yourself in a choke hold is
one way to put yourself to sleep, but that's probably
not the best way. It's Classic kits win Oh three
point seven and Every Tuesday and Thursday talk about the
crazy stupid viral trends things happening in the world that
make you.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Say, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Let's move on over to San Yang, China, where people
are hanging themselves literally by their neck and chin to
try and get a better night's sleep.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
On a swing like an actual swing set.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Imagine you're sitting in a swing and your butt goes
in the swing seat. But people are using their chin
instead of their butts.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
They are literally swinging back and.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Forth, hanging from their face, swinging back and forth to
go to sleep.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I wonder if it works, though.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
No, do not hang yourself, not gonna drive it from
a belt, off a tree or a playground bar to
try and go to sleep. Drink some tea, some melowtonin
Ambien word, gonna drill, maybe a couple of shots of vodka,
whatever it takes. Don't hang yourself from a belt and
swing from it from your chin and your neck.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
It looks really insane. You are gonna snap your neck
off something. You go to sleep all right forever? Stop
the madness.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You gottaity kidding me.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Classic Kids one of three point seven. Time to play
to give me five.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Margarita Redwood City's in the house. You ready to go,
of course I am.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I'm always ready.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I like that attitude. I'm gonna give you a category.
You just gotta give me five things in that category.
You got ten seconds to do it. You will take
over as the champion. Don't be asking me about French fries. Okay,
I won't ask you about French fries. Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Clock starts when I say go play along with Marguerite.
If you're listening, give me five places you can get
a hamburger.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Go, Oh my god, McDonald's burger, king, Jack in the box,
super duper and moody.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, katy kidding. Oops, I hit the wrong sound effect.
That's okay, you gotta be kidding me. You crushed it. Congratulations,
you are the champs. Step right up. Who you want
to shout out?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
No, I really want to send a big shout out
to our Senator Alex Padilla.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
All right, that is very nice.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
It's not easy to step right up and do any
type of public service, So we will do that for you, Marguerite,
and tomorrow you have a chance to steal her crown.
Get your shout out on two, have a wonderful afternoon,
and coming up at nine point forty hopping aboard the
Crazy Train. Man, when you go to a museum, just
don't touch anything, right. Selfie's getting people in trouble. Find
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out the story and get some music from Red Eyed
Chili Peppers and Kenny Loggins on the way on Classic Kid.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Classics three points. Crazy Train News with Christie Live.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
In Morning Drown.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Today, the Crazy Train is heading known over to the
United Kingdom, where a couple visited a museum. It's always
nice to experience the art, but unless you're going to
the exploratorium, you're usually not supposed to touch the art.
So this couple was checking out this Vang chair and
it's called a van Go chair because it was dedicated
to the artist. Someone meticulously pasted thousands and thousands of
(13:00):
Swarowski crystals together to create a chair.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
It looks really expensive, by the way.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Not a chair that you PLoP your booty on.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
No, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So the couple waited until the security guard who was
guarding the room with the chair in it left and
decided they wanted to take some selfies.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Here we go, so they took selfies.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
First, the wife was up and she pretended to sit
in the chair and her husband snapped a pitcher, and
then her husband, who was using a cane, decided he
wanted to try and balance and pretend sit on the chair.
The man with the cane fell on the chair chair,
legs just cracked off, just.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Broke, and there's video of it too, and they just
walked away.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Christy like nothing, did they not think this video, this
story has gone international.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
That is sane. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I know the people at the museums that the least
they could have done was like alert a security guard.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Oh, I'm sorry, we broke your million dollar exhibits.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Yeah, but they would probably be liable for it.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
You have not seen the video, will post it on
our socials at Classic KITS one O three seven FM.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
But it is crazy, stay off the museum exhibits.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
He sat on the chair and was like, well there,
man goes.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
No, no, that was actually give you out.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
I'm gonna give you that one and produce a.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Credo, all right, going, going, gone. Okay, that's your crazy news.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
You can ride the crazy train every weekday at seven,
ten and nine forty. Get your crazy news fix online
too at Classic KITS one O three seven dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Please listening Good Morning Drive with Christy live on demand