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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You were listening to Morning Drive with Christy Live on
Demand six's eighteen on Classic Kids one o three point
seven year No warn big hair, aquinet bring it on, Christy.
Every time I hear them, I'm like, yes, pussy up,
that's all that is.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Producer Krena, my name is Christy.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Thanks for listening to Classic Kids one oh three point seven,
So watch your kids. I just want to start the
Thursday Morning off by saying that in Jacksonville, Florida, there
was this five year old boy. Karina's like, we got
to talk about the Chick fil a kid. We got
to talk about the Chick fil A kid. So we're
talking about the Chick fil A kid. This five year
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old woke up in the morning and decided he wanted
a snack. He wanted breakfast at his favorite restaurant. When
you're five, you don't drive, So what do you do.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You sneak out of your house and go get your food.
And then the police came.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
We arrived on the scene and as we walked in,
we see a little.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Kid sitting at the table eating his breakfast with one
of the managers.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Hey buddy.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
We asked where he came from, and he kept saying
he walked to Chick fil A. Are you going to
show us where you live?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, Tyger, No, I'm not going to put you in jail.
So cute me too bad? No, I'm just kidding. And
the parents didn't even realize that he was gone. Well,
of course not.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
They didn't say, like, yeah, sure, five year old, watch
the Chick fil A, have yourself a snack. So random,
watch your kids, That's what I'm saying. You just never
know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Chick fil A? My favorite, is it?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I love chick fil A? Oh wow? Whoa?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Take it easy, all right, watch your kids and stick around.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Got some ear rhythmics and Queen on the way.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
On Classic Kids, Christie Live, what the hell are you
putting on your face?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
That is nasty?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Stop it just wanted to give you a preview of
what you're about to actually say to yourself right now.
It's six forty on Classic Kids one oh three point seven.
Every Tuesday and Thursday, always talk about the crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Viral trends happening in the world in something called you
Gotta be kidding Me.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
There is a new beauty trend that has gone viral
on TikTok not just on TikTok, but in Hollywood. Because
Tom Cruise has even taken advantage of this new beauty trend.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Today's first impression review is going to be on this
crazy bird poop mask.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, does she say bird poop? That's exactly what she said.
You gotta be kidding me. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay, And this is a mask supposedly to be used as.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
A beauty treatment that goes on your face. Really really liked.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
The outcome of the mask, especially how my skin felt afterwards.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, no, I'm not leathering bird poo on my face. Yo.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That is gross.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
But apparently this is the new thing people are doing
on TikTok, and they're trying.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
To say it's not as nasty as it sounds.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
They use u VI's your lines bird poop in the
smash so you don't have to worry about you know,
it's being contaminated. It's safe for the.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Skinning that cannot smell good. No, it's gross. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I don't care what what kind of lights you treat
it with. It's still bird poop that you're rubbing on
your face. Use the lotion, it's three mars and jargons.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Girls going around following birds with the jar.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
No, it's not like that. It's not like that.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It's in a powder. You could purchase it. But why
is the question?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Why forget tight skin, you're gonna get pink?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Guy, Gross, you gotta be kidding me. Classic Kids.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Three points. That Crazy News with Christie Live in Morning drops.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Today the crazy train is heading out to Japan. You
kind of feel bad in this situation. An eighty year
old woman was talking to a man. She lived alone,
and she met a man on social media back in July.
This man claimed that he was an astronaut. I don't
know how this astronaut found this eighty year old woman online,
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but they developed a relationship and then you already know where.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
This is going.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
The astronaut told her, you know what, out here in space,
we are under attack and I need some money for
some oxygen. So what did this nice eighty year old
woman who developed this relationship with an astronaut do? She
sent him some money one million yen. What is going
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on with people? Their people are lonely, and I feel bad,
unlike Karina, who's lessing at the eighty year old woman
who just got took by the astronaut who.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Was a jerk.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I do feel bad, but come on, it's so far
fetch an astronauts stuck in space.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I'm calling you, not NASA.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
And we're under attack. Okay, but we don't need any help.
I just need some oxymen. That's gonna cost one million yen.
She sent him the money, and of course she continued
to send him money and then eventually realized she was
being scammed.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh I'm stuck.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Send me Apple gift cards?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Maybe crazy?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Maybe he promised her the stars, Oh, the stars.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
This is your daily crazy news story. Poor lady Karina
has no sympathy. All right, Oh I know, sorry, no.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
All right, that's your crazy news.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You can ride the Crazy Train every weekday at seven
ten and around nine forty. You can also hear the
crazy news story. If you miss them, please check out
our podcast. It's online at Classic Kids one O three
seven dot com.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I don't know why I turned into horse shack. Please
check out our podcast. I don't know what he's doing?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Whoa what did that? Co?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Fake it? Easy? How Fields on the way to.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Thank you? Welcome Christie Live Downtown Abbey has nothing on
the drama happening in downtown Vallejo, cause the.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Kids one of three point seven.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You know, every Tuesday and Thursday, or maybe you don't know,
on Tuesdays and Thursdays, that's when we check in with
producer Karina's family.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
They live together, they play together.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Inevitably, that leads to drama, which means it's time for
a new episode of Karina's family Drama.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I think my mom Connie tried to do some bruheria
witchcraft on me yesterday.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Lima's Connie alone, So Christy, you know I've been dealing
with sinus pain for a couple months now, yes and
recently my parents went to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Uh huh. So yesterday I got.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Home and I told my mom that, you know, my
sinuses were hurting really bad. She brought out all these plants, herbs,
Oh my god, she got from Mexico and was like, here,
try this. There's like a penny royal drop that's like
a nasal wrint, some castor oil that she told me
to rub on my nose. She did a cacao mixture
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with like garlic and oil to rub on my face,
and then told me to drink some like plant tea
that's not witchcraft.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's taking it back to the old school.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Hold on, Okay, I almost didn't make it to work
because whatever she told me to drink.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Uh huh, practically took me out.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I woke up at one o'clock in the morning having
to go to the restroom because my stomach was hurting
and my head was hurting, and I'm convinced my mom
was trying to kill me with all of her herbs
that she brought back from Mexico. So she heard me
in the bathroom and she came out of her room
and she goes, but guess that's in them with Why
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are you making so much noise because you gave me
all these herbs and plansts to take for Mexico and
oils that I don't know what it is, but I'm
just trying to make myself feel better. Oh God, And
you know, was having an emergency at one o'clock in
the morning. I said, let me just go and get
some tile and oil or something from a nose.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
How about some maylock's for that gut.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Seriously, Karina's mom gave her herbs to heal, but did
her witchcraft cure or lead to the real Montezumas riff,
less holistic, and more horrific.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
What will happen is We'll.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Find out next Tuesday on a new episode of Corona's
family drama Never.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Again, with all those herbs and plants.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
With that sad I know, I know what I just
my mom so she knew what she was doing? Apparently not.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Every Tuesday and Thursday that we check in with Green's family,
you can always catch the replace. By the way, on
Classic Kits one o three seven dot com, you can
hear about the crazy stupid viral trends. You've heard about
these little monster looking dolls called laboo boos.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But wait until you find out what one.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Story is doing with and for your la boo boos.
Now make you say you gotta be kidding me? Coming
up next on Classic Kits.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Christie Live, What in the laboo Boo Is?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
This is Classic Kits what oh three point seven. Every
Tuesday and Thursday, you hear about the crazy stupid viral trends,
things that just make you shake your head and.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Say, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
La boo boos are the newest craze. I guess every
generation has had their laboo boos. Think about it like
a cabbage patch kid for people today. Yeah, they're these
little monster looking dolls and people love them so much
so that David's Bridle is now offering custom couture wedding
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gowns for your La Boo boo doll.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You gotta be kidding me. This is so stupid. It
is a doll.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
These small bridal looks are meticulously hand crafted so you
can match your own gown down to the lace and sparkle.
No matter how tiny, your laboo boo will be photo ready.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
And people are spending hundreds of dollars on these catore
gowns for their laboo boos.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
If you buy it, you la fool foo. Okay, you
gotta be kidding me. To give me five.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Gotta take it easy on you this Thursday morning, Allie,
are you ready to play Gimme five?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I'll give you the category.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
You just gotta give me five things and ten seconds
you will be the Gimme five champ to kick off. Well,
it's Thursday, so it's not even beginning of the work
with Wow. All right, clock starts when I say go
play along with Ali. If you're listening, Ali, give me
five Bay Area bridges.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Go the Streamont Fridge, the Carkinas Fridge favorites, the Golden
Gate Bridge, the San Pantano Fridge.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Uh, the Bridge of faery Land.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
You know what bridge it's tall? The Dumbarton Bridge. But
you know I have a Dumbarton Bridger. Okay, what is it? Fremont?
That's my hometown.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You shouted it out first, so technically we'll give it
to you.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, yay, you're to give me five chip.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Okay, Allie, come right to the mic. Would you like
to shout out? I guess you're spooky season one of
my favorites. Are you gonna dress up for Halloween?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
What are you gonna be?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I might be a carousel.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I saw something on like the internet about making like
a carousel thing, so it might be hard, though there's time.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
You got some time, so I say, go all.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
In pures all right, yes I will.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
That's what's up. Well, congratulations again Allie.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Tomorrow you'll have a chance to steal her give me
five crown and coming up at nine point forty, stick
around for your daily crazy news story. Along with the
Cranberrys and bon Jo be straight Ahead on classic hit
Classic Kids.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Three points. That Crazy Crazy Train news with Christie Live
in Morning Drops.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Today, the crazy Train is heading out to Japan. An
eighty year old woman she lived alone. You met a
man on social media back in July. This man claimed
that he was an astronaut. I don't know how this
astronaut found this eighty year old woman online, but they
developed a relationship.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
And then you already know where this is going.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
The astronaut told her, you know what, out here in space,
we are under attack and I need some money for
some oxygen. So what did this nice eighty year old
woman who developed this relationship with an astronaut do? She
sent him some money one million. What is going on
(13:17):
with people? Their people are lonely, and I feel bad.
Unlike Karina, who's laughing up the eighty year old woman
who just got took by the astronaut.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I do feel bad, but come on, it's so far fetched.
I'm an astronaut stuck in space. I'm calling you, not NASA.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
And we're under attack, but we don't need any help.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I just need some oxygen that's gonna cost.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
One million yen.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
She sent him the money, and of course she continued
to send him money and then eventually realized she was
being scammed.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I'm stuck.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Send me Apple gift guards.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Maybe he promised her the stars, Oh stars, this is
your daily crazy news story.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Poor ladies. All right, that's your crazy news.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You can ride the crazy train every weekday at seven
ten and around nine forty. You can also hear the
crazy News story. If you miss them, please check out
our podcast. It's online at Classic Kids one O three
seven dot com.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I don't know why I turned into horse shack. Please
check out a podcast. I don't know what you're doing
to one happen?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
WHOA?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
What does that kind of take it easy?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You got to exe'se Midnight Runners on the way to Pristy.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Thank you, welcome.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You're listening to The Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand.