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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand SIGs.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fifteen on Classic Kids, one of three point seven. Good morning,
It's a rainy start to your Thursday, November the twentieth.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
This time next week, hopefully you'll.
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Enjoin that uh honeybag tam, that turkey, all the good
stuff hanging out with your family. Next Thursday is Thanksgiving.
Just to heads up, my name's Christy. Producer Karina is
here and hopefully your morning is starting off better than
Miss Jamaica's. I get to work and Karina's like, oh
my god, google Miss Jamaica. Google Miss Jamaica. I'm like,
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oh dear, the Miss Universe pageant is happening.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What happened to Miss Jamaica? And then I googled it.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
She walks out onto the stage ever so regal. We're
talking Miss Universe. So she is smoke in. Yeah, she's
very gorgeous and a beautiful gown. Oh, she was walking
floating like an angel okay from the clouds. And then
she gets to the end of the runway and.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Bites the dust.
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It was a fall that was so bad you couldn't
even laugh, except Karina laughed.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Well, you know, just to be clear. She is fine.
They says she's fine. They did take her out on
a start. I don't know, she's fine. She was gorgeous,
she's very Yeah, she fell right off the stage, walked
off the stage like she wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
She was looking at her so regal.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And why do you keep playing that didn't fall miss Jamaica.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah, but she's okay. No broken bones. Oh my god,
because that was a really bad fall. I'll tell you
who wasn't okay. Did you see the video of the
roller blader. No, there was a roller blader in Florida.
This guy you gotta love dudes. Man, this guy's rollerblading.
He looks like he's about mid four, early fifties. He's
got his like karate kid headband on. It's neon.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
He's rollerblading.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
He rolls past the neighbor's house and the other guy
as a Lamborghini. Oh no, so Steve on the roller
Blades stops to ask his new neighbor about his car.
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And he's waiting, and he's waiting. He's waiting.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, you see this all on the ring camera. He's
waiting and all of a sudden, old Steve on the
roller blades. Just bite it on this guy's porch. It's
horrible and he's rolling around and then Lamborghini guy comes
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to the door. I'm sorry, no, you know, when you're of.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
A certain age and you fall, Christy, it's not the same.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
But I love that He's like, hey, but still, bro,
what's up with that Lambo?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, could you call my wife?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh? Bless is hard? That's the yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Man, you have swept and twisted.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Right now where you live a man?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Oh gosh, yeah, do you want to get these things off?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Man?
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Oh? Bless is hard? But his wife said, voice smile
for Steve.
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If you want to see the video of both of
these tragedies, just go to ACT Classic Hits one O
three seven dot commer ACT Classic Kits one o three
seven FM this morning and hopefully your day is off
to a better start. Like I said, Oh, somebody give
a strike.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Christy Live, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It is six thirty eight. Thanks for listening to Classic
Hits one o three point seven every Tuesday and Thursday.
Gotta talk about crazy viral things happening in the world.
And something called you gotta be kidding me. You know, Pokemon,
the game that you play with cards, they collect them.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
There was like a virtual.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Game, you know how you get cheetos sometimes right, and
cheetos actually look like they could be little shapes like, oh,
this looks like it could be a unicorn.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Well, a Pokemon shaped flaming hot cheeto was just discovered.
They nicknamed it Cheetos Are and now it's sold at
an auction. How much do you think somebody bid for
the Pokemon shaped flaming hot cheeto.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I'm gonna say because it's Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Five grand You know that makes sense because it is Pokemon.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Hey, no, try again, Not twenty no, not.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Twenty eighty seven thousand dollars for a flaming hot cheeto
shaped like a Pokemon.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You gotta get who has this money to just be
spinning on the dumb stuff? Won't the cheeto get moldy?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Does it?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Even? The cheatah fitting begin at two hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Dollars and then climb up into the five figures. It's
a three inch cheeto shaped like Sharizard from Pokemon. Ah,
this is so stupid. It came with a card that
looked like Sharizard. I guess that's for authenticity.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
We are one cheeto away from being rich.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
We got something every day.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Classics Points with Christie Live in Morning Drops.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Before we have aboard the Crazy Train.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Quick reminder eighty minutes of commercial free music getting started
for you at seven twenty Today, the Crazy Train is
rolling out to the local toy store where an Ai
howerd teddy bear has just been snatched off the market
after it was her giving some not so healthy advice
to kids. Kuma the bear was touted as this ai
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bear that your kids could talk to and play with,
kind of like the old school teddy Ruckspin. It would
introduce your children to lively conversations and educational storytelling. Except
nobody put content safeguards on Kuma. So Cuma started telling
kids where to find the knives in the house, not
a light, matches, and how to tie people up for
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beginning BDSM Why.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
No, why I was teaching the kids to get freaky.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
They had this bear on the shelves, yes, and people
had it in their house and they and Kuma started saying.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
If you go to the drawer, there's a knife, oh
my god, a match?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
No, that just crazy it is.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Once they figured it out, Kuma the ninety nine dollars
toy was yanked off the toys website and also.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Off the market.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
The adorable interactive Freaky Deeky companion is no longer available.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Christy, like you said, just keep it old school with
the teddy rock spin.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Okay, he doesn't do you wrong. You know that's so inappropriate.
That is your daily crazy news.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You can ride the Crazy Train every weekday at seven
ten and nine forty and if you miss it, it's
on demand. You can always find the stories at Classic
Hits one o three seven dot com.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Not a very good toy, Get it because fair? I Yeah,
I'll get it. Are you for real right now?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh? Like?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
For fair with me?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Y'all take it, Christie, Live.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Love, then marriage.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Remember the Bundies back in the day, Yes on was
it married with children? They definitely had some family drama.
But let me tell you who has more. Producer Karina's Family.
It's eight thirty two on Classic Hits one oh three
points and it is time to check in with your
favorite fam from the seven oh seven.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's time for another episode.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Of Karina's family drama.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Christy, me and my older sister Cindy got into a
bit of a fight yesterday and it's.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Dragging on this morning. Okay, what happened?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
So I asked Cindy if I can access her Disney Plus.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
What do you mean access? You try to put some
fans okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I asked her if I can use her pass and
her logging.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Okay, there it is. I asked if I could act.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I asked if I can use her login and passwords?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Okay? And she shut me down. Damn why she say no.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
She's letting her goddaughter use her Disney Plus.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
And I'm like, well, your goddaughter doesn't even live here,
that's her goddaughter. Yeah, but I'm her sister. We're a family.
This should be like a family plan where're all like sharing,
you know, stuff, which I think is fair.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
But I'm more bothered by the fact that, like, I'm
your sister, Come on, you should at least be able
to let me access her Disney Plus.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
What does she have of yours? Your honor? I rest
my face discussion. That is the end. That was the
wrong Christy. She did say, you have my Netflix. You
are just incriminating yourself. You also have my Amazon Prime.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Oh gosh, she said, now you want my Disney Plus.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
And in mad about it because she said, no, I
guess I don't think that's right.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
I mean, I'm your sister, you should choose me over
your god daughter.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I want to watch Marvel movies.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Wow, Karina is begging for the Disney Plus hookup. Will
Cindy cave in? Or will it always be Wakanda? Oh never?
We'll find out next time on a new episode.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Uh Karina's family drama O.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Conda Never, we are gonna start a GoFundMe. Karina's birthday
is Monday. If you would like to donate so she
could buy her own damn subscriptions, please Classic Hits one
o three seven dot com Christy Damn a Disney Plus
a girl.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I already gave you my Paramount Plus. Oh yeah, oops?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Coming up, Like every Tuesday Thursday, you can hear about
the crazy stupid viral trends and there is a new
product that goes in your bathroom that's gonna make you say,
you gotta be kidding me. Next on Classics Christie Live.
There's a lot of crazy, random stuff that happens in
the world, and every Tuesday and Thursday right here on
Classic Hits one o three point seven you can hear
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about those viral trends and products and things and something
called you gotta be kidding me. You know Colar Kohl
e R, the brand that does like the sink, Yeah,
and the different bathroom products.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, now Colar has created a brand new product called Dakota.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
It is a camera for your toilet.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And if you're thinking, what the hell is it going
to take pictures of exactly what you think? Dakota translates
your body's signals into real time insights, helping you decode
your body's cues, focusing on pattern detection for gut health
and hydration.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
You gotta be kidding me. We don't need this.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
The Colar Dakota translates your body's cues aka your number
two's to let you know whether or not your dehydrated
or I guess you need more fibri in your diet.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I don't know. And people are actually buying this no, sorry,
And how much do you think this camera is going for?
I'm gonna say at least two hundred.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Six hundred dollars. Oh the heck, no, plus the subscription fee.
That's a lot of crap.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You gotta be kidding Classic.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Kids three points with Christie live in Morning Drops.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Today the crazy train is rolling out to the local
toy store where an AI powered teddy bear has just
been snatched off the market after it was her giving
some not so healthy advice to kids. Kuma the bear
was touted as this AI bear that your kids could
talk to and play with, kind of like the old
(12:43):
school Teddy Ruckspin. It would introduce your children to lively
conversations and educational storytelling. Except nobody put content safeguards on Kuma,
so Cuma started telling kids where to find the knives
in the house, not matches, and how to tie people
up for beginning bdsm Why no, why I was teaching
(13:10):
the kids to get freaky. They had this bear on
the shelves, yes, and people had it in their house
and they and Kuma started saying, if you.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Go to the drawer, there's a knife, Oh my god,
a match. No, that is crazy, it is.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Once they figured it out, Kuma, the ninety nine dollars
toy was yanked off the toy's website and also off
the market.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Christy, like you said, just keep it old school with
the teddy rock spin. Okay, he doesn't do you wrong,
you know that's so inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
That is your daily crazy news.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You can ride the Crazy Train every weekday at seven,
ten and nine forty and if you miss it, it's
on demand. You can always find the stories at Classic
Kids one o three seven dot com. Not a very
good toy. Get it because fair? Yeah, I'll get it.
Are with me all you're
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Listening to The Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand