The Show With The Pregnancy Test

Jake got through school by hooking up his teacher (wink). Also do you pick things up with your toes? If you saw a pregnancy test in the trash of your friends how, would you read it? More Animal Sounds for Glass Animals tickets, Real/Fake Country Artists for Sam Hunt tickets. And what hair color has less hair?

Episode Transcript

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This is just weird. This isweird. Here's the Jeremiah Show. Let's
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Two one six five seven eight ninetysix five. Oh say't that in your
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I'm still celebrating my fifth and sixthgrade wads with Grizzlies lacrosse boys ran
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you, all their good vibes.How about a well throw back Nikki to
kick it off for your Friday Junioredition of The Jeremiah Show. Here on
Kiss FM. Here's a little behindthe scenes moment of The Jeremiah Show.
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or you need to step out ofthe room for something, you have to
see how much time is left beforethe next time you have to talk.
Since I'm not a full ass talkshow, I have songs that can get
the way and give me time togo do that. Well, I've decided
with about ninety seconds left, I'mabout to pee my pants. Oh,
this is gonna go quick, Jessica, I've already checked off air. Not

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my wife, Jessica. Hey girl, spread the good vibes. Tell me
something good that happened to you today. I had the day off. Oh,
let's go. How'd you manage yourweekday off? Okay? How are
you making that money? Jessica?I work in retail? Okay? What
kind of retail clothing? Retail?Okay? What is your least favorite garment
to fold? Jessica? Dresses?Oh? Dress? As you know what's

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really hard for me? I can'tfigure out long sleeve T shirts. Why
is that so funny? Am Imissing something? It's just threefold? What
do you mean it's three folds?Talk me through it really quick? Yeah,
put the left side the sleeve beforeit just passed the sleeve in,

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same with the other side and flipup the bottom and then fold it in
that Jessica, I think I'm moreconfused than when we started this. Conversations
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It won't be there. We allknow that's a pig. Good vibes continuing
to spread. Monica's turn. Monica, tell me something good that happened to
you today in your life. OhI just got off work. I'm with
my girlfriend. What are we shoppingfor? Anything in particular? Just little

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retail therapy. Oh love the retailtherapy. You know it's needed. Have
you ever thought about sneaking a littlewine or cocktail in the stanley while you
get your shop on. We're alreadytrying to drink margarita today. I want
to work with you. You're drinkingMargarite, does it work. We're trying
to sneak on you, so we'renot going to say where we work.

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That's probably a smart idea, goingto say where we work. There,
we have the best time, buyall the things. Okay, all right,
you have a great day. Thankyou for credit scores. Only a
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five Kiss FM. We're look upstation. Guys. We hook you up.
It's what we do, so let'scontinue to do it. Jessica is
up first. She's college twelve.She's in the AKA Ratty Jessica. Good
afternoon, Haye girl. Jessica,you know the question. Please give me
the answer. Okay, I amnot your wife. Thank you, appreciate

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you for that. All Right,here we go. For those listening for
the first time, I have toask every Jessica, my wife's name is
Jessica. I know. Jessica's arenot even stereotypically tricky. They are just
it's known that Jessica's are tricky people. Yeah, I don't think so,
see ya coming from a Jessica exactly. All right, let's play Animal Sounds

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for Glass Animals Tickets. Tell mewhat animal makes this sound? Oh my
gosh, I would love to playit for you one more time because it's
just a fun sound. What doyou think, Jessica is an? Oh?

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Thank you for playing their friend.I appreciate you. Two ninety six
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not? I like this game.It's fun to play. Uh, let's
go to I've got too many thingsplaying it once. Thank you, Jackie,
she's an olirium Jackie. Good afternoon, Hey girl, Hey Jackie.

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Do you know what I love aboutthis game? Then I heard it that
you. What I love about thisgame is the fact this is ungoogleable.
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Jack? Oh? God, Ihave no idea. You might as well
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my favorite sounds in the world.I really enjoy it. Let's go to
our next contestant. It is Heidi. She's in the ak rowting. How

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do you good afternoon, Hancar.Oh hey, Heid, I'm gonna play
you the sound. It's an animal. Tell me what animal it is?
Your Glass Animals at Blossom. Doyou see how I figured out how to
play the game, Heidi? Yeah, it's because of the animals. In
case you weren't catching up right away. All right, what's what animal makes

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this sound? What do you think, Heidi? I think it's the penguin.
You are right, you are.It's such It's just such a fun
sound to hear, isn't it.Yeah, They're so cute. It's it
sounds cute. You're right, itsounds cute. I want to hear it
all the time. There you go, Glass Animals coming to blossom. You

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are gonna be there, Heidi,have the best time on the planet.
Okay, I definitely will awesome.Sit tight. I'm gonna get more info
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Shall ninety six five Kiss fl ClevelandConfessional is on the way for you.
How did Jake get through school?He did want to preface this before he

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told us his confession. I'm notin high school anymore. You know,
I'm going out for a while.It's been going out for a while.
What did that have to do withhis Cleveland confessional? We'll find out.
At three thirt d on the JeremiaShow, Maya from Sales is here.
Hey guys, Maya, I hadto call you in here from doing your
busy, very important work because Ineed your help with this. Okay,

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we got a talk back from alistener. If you don't know the free
iHeartRadio app. When you're listening,there's a little red microphone. You can
tap that microphone leave me a message. You can. You can you can
curse it me, you can praiseme, you can be like, all
right, we did not suck today. Any of that is available at your
disposure disposal. Yeah, this isthe one I got and as I came

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into the show today. So Iwas at a friends party and saw a
pregnancy test in the bathroom. Isit bad that I looked at it?
Hmm? How would you handle thatsituation? So to break it down at
a friend's house for a gathering,multiple people there, so you're not just
hanging out with Tammy. Yep,And you see a pregnancy test. How

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do you proceed there? Do youlook? Oh? I don't think I
could. I would not look.I don't think I have it in me,
although there was a little part ofme that in many situations of drama
or concern or anything, I amthe person who's like, I don't want
to know, And if a friendtells me, I'm like, you didn't
tell me. I don't want theother person to know. I know,

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So why don't you want to know? Well, because I don't want the
secondhand stress of the situation and Idon't want to be involved unless the people
involved tell me directly. I gotyou, so like, that's one side
of it. But the very humanand curious side of me would be like,

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well, if you're taking a pregnancytest, there was a chance it
was going to go one way orthe other, so I want to know
which way it went, and thenI would just have to sit on that
information until you would you sit onit? Well, what would you do?
You wouldn't put on your inspector gadgethat and your monocle and investigate at
this party whose pregnancy test this was? Because that's what I would do.

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Oh would you like see if someone'snot drinking. Well, I guess you
depend on the answer. If itwas negative, then yeah, that's fine.
If if it's positive, wait backup. If it's negative, you
really needed to know? That badif you were pregnant you want was it
you wanted to drink? That badis that you wanted to take the test

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a little bit late and had aparty tonight and you just want to be
sure. Well, and who's tosay it's not Tammy's. Oh, it
could be someone else's. You're right, like, and that that would that
would be crazy. Imagine taking apregnancy test in someone else's bathroom at a
party. I bet it's happened becauseit was that serious. I got to

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know right now. One, Imean, this is in the same situation.
I believe it was when we werewhen my wife got pregnant with our
youngest. It was at a hotel. Oh, but it was it was
because we wanted to know, becausewe were we were wanting Yeah, you
know what I mean. Different situation. Yeah, right, we're excited.
You look and you find out you'reperusing around. Obviously we're thinking it could

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be Tammy, the host of theparty. Yeah, I think that's the
safest assumption. It's not impossible thatit's someone else, but it's probably Tammy,
right, didn't we approach Tammy?No, we have to, Oh
why hang out on the sidelines,and we see if Tammy's pouring herself drinks
or not, and if she doesn't, and if she's just sipping water doesn't,

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then we continue to observe her untilwe're certain yes, or she decides
that it's time to tell us.Nope, that that would be she would
decide it's time to tell you afterwe ask her. That's when she decides.
Don't you know you're never supposed toask if a woman is pregnant.
Yeah, but this is different.Oh, this is way different because normally

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it's you're asking if a woman ispregnant because you see the pregnancy, which
that could get you in trouble withyou accidentally calling her fat. This is
you've seen potential proof of a pregnancy. That is, you're not you're not
peeing on a stick because you atetoo many donuts, you know what I
mean. But what if Tammy's sistercame over earlier in the day because she

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needed support because she was not feelinggood and she was scared about the results
of that test, and then shetook it and the result freaked her out
so much that they just threw itin the garbage and didn't think about it
anymore. I thought you were takingI think you're saying Tammy took a sympathy
pregnancy test with her sister. I'mlike, oh, whah, that makes
no sense saying the sister didn't pickup her pregnancy test and take it home

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with her. All right, quickpull on the text. Would you look
and would you investigate? Please?That's what I want to know. I
so torn two one, six,five, seven, eight ninety six five
A would you investigate the pregnancy testof the bathroom? And then what would
you look? And then would youinvestigate? Because we would we would do
both. Please tell us Number onehit music station ninety six five. Cleveland's

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a bunch of liars, by theway, most of these people say they
wouldn't even look at the pregnancy test. What they're liars? Oh my god,
you're just not. They don't.They don't want to. They don't
want to be truthful on the text. And that's fine. We're talking about
if you saw a trash can andhad a pregnancy test in it, at
not your house. Would you checkit? We would all check it.
Maybe they're afraid of touching. Poh, okay, maybe it's a cleantoness

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thing there. That would be fair. I don't want to dig through the
trash to see it. But ifI saw it sideways and I could like
turn my head to the other directionwhat it was, well, I had
to But that feels like it feelslike a little bit more invasive if you
have to move it or touch itto see it. But if someone was
so careless with their pregnancy test,but they dropped it like face up results

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for the world into their open youhave to open mouth trash. Can you
have to look? You can't evennot look. You can't like an announcement
that's basically a gender reveal. Ifyou missed that chat, be able to
look out for the podcast of theChair on Maias show. We throw it
up on that free iHeartRadio where everto get your favorite podcast. Let's to

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our Cleveland Confessional in two songs,this is what Jake said to preface's secret.
I'm not in high school anymore.You know, I've been out for
a while. What's the secret?Find out? Taylors and Sissa, We'll
get your Cleveland Confessional. You've gotsecrets. We love secrets. The juicier
the better. This is the ClevelandConfessional on The Jeremiah Show ninety six five

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Kiss FM. The place where Clevelandloves to share it's deepest, darkest secrets,
right here on The Jeremiah Show onninety six five Kiss FM. You
got a secret, shoot us aDM at j Show Radio. We are
everywhere and maybe we'll call you back, like we're gonna call Jake right now.
Hello, all right, looking forJake. Yes, Jake, Jake,

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It's The Jeremiah Show, ninety sixfive Kiss FM. Good afternoon.
How are you. Oh? Hey, I'm good, I'm good. Good.
Hey. So you remember shooting usto the DM that you had a
Cleveland confessional for us? Yes,yes, Jay, I got one for
you. The time has come.We're here to collect on your secret.
Are you in a safe place youcan tell us your secret without you know,
the wrong people hearing and whatnot.Uh, yeah, I'm good.

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All right, Jake, tell mewhat do you want to confess? All
right? So the first thing isthis, all right, this was a
few years ago. I'm not inhigh school anymore. You know, I've
been out for a while, andfor the last couple of years that I
was in high school, I wouldhave hook my teacher up with well lot
to say things, uh you know, oh uh yeah, stuff that I

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had access to, uh and thathe wanted. I don't want to incriminate.
I got you say uh that,Jake. Yeah, you know it's
it's legal some places, but youknow, I don't want to say nothing.
Okay, any yeah, go ahead, he would uh yeah. So
I would hook him up in exchangefor him giving me packing grades, which

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was a nice sweet arrangement because maylet me tell you, man, I
hated school. I really, itjust wasn't for me, you know.
So this teacher man, he wouldhook me up, but you know,
just to stay under the radar.And he would hook me up with a
seat, you know, so Ididn't catch any plague. You didn't even
ask phrase, Oh man, howcrazy would have been if I got one

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a of my report cards? Youknow. So, I mean we had
to be realistic, you know,So we kept to that seat just and
this we didn't raise any attention.And of course I would regularly just hook
him up, you know, Imean it wasn't. Look if it wasn't
for him that I probably wouldn't havegraduated. Man, seriously, well,

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I mean I didn't realize this wasgonna end up was like a happy ending.
So because of your arrangement, we'llcall it what we want you.
You got to graduate high school.How are you now? Are you?
You're obviously not calling me from jail? No, No, things are great,
actually, man, I mean Igot a great job. Now,
I mean life is good. Youknow, life is really good. So

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you know, yeah, my dirylittle secret kind of helped me out.
I got something you want to confess? Send us a DM Jay show Radio
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I from Sales, still hanging outhere? I am? Is it gros
sitting pick up things with my feet? My wife? This drives my wife

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bon curse. So here's what happenedlast night. We're getting ready for bed,
We're doing our rituals. I'm puttingmy stuff in my hair, I'm
taking my medicines, and she islike she drives her hands and then she
goes to set it the towel onthe counter and it falls to the floor
and I'm like, oh, Igot it, and I picked it up
with my toe and tossed it withher No, she literally again that towel

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is done for now over. Canyou not pick up things with your toes?
I can do? You know?Now you're a liar sometimes? Okay,
not really? What do you pickup with your toes? Like?
I don't know? A dirty sock? Okay, so then put in the
hamper, like, I don't pickup anything that I'm going to like continue

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to use. Okay, with myfeet I do pick up the dish towels
way too often with my toes.Jesus Christ, you're just trying your dishes
with toe towels. A reals fordivorces. No, she doesn't know.
She doesn't know. I'm telling herthat's evil. That and my kids leave

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stuff everywhere, so I'll pick up, I'll pick up. I mean,
for some reason, they leave deviceson the ground. I don't think I
might have picked up a phone withmy toes. Jesus Christ, this is
so weird. That's a kid thing. It's a bad mental picture. I
don't like it. Like, it'sjust what besides socks, can you pick

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up with your toe? If Iif I were to bring a box full
of items here and I had topick them all up with my toes.
What do you think you would succeedand fail with picking up with your toes.
I don't like this conversation. Thisis like early twenty tens Nickelodeon type
conversation where you look back and you'relike, oh wait, that was weird.
Actually, this is just weird.This isn't weird. There's two different

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weirds here. Okay, fine,fine, this is just weird. This
is Golden Retriever weird. Okay,fine, you know what, You've built
up enough good will with me thatI don't think it's weird. It's not
weird, not weird man weird.Yeah, all right, So anything like
pencil shape or size easy, You'redone? Airport wards, maybe an AirPod.

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I think that you might be forgettingabout the top side of your toes,
like we're picturing like anything you cancurl your toes around and grab.
But I use my feet to pickthings up all the time because I've played
soccer for a really long time.Yeah, you'll like I will like scoop
it up, okay, or likeif I'm dropping something. Many times have

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I saved an item that I've droppedby, like catching it on top of
my foot. I feel like abad hip the ground. I feel like
a freaking superhero when I do.It's incredible. I'll fumble my phone and
then I at least I don't evencatch it. I just stop it from
hitting it so dramatically. Yeah,and I more set it down. I
feel like I'm Spider Man. Youjust brace it a little bit. Yeah,

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No, it's incredible. So youwent from I never pick up things
with my feet. I'm realizing maybeeighty percent of your life you spend picking
up with your No. Wrong.And the distinction top of foot versus curl
of toes? How was that different? If you curl your toes around something,
it needs to go to be disinfectedimmediately. That's where the sweat and

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ick is. Is the top ofyour foot not sweat, not the way
the bottom does. Right, Iwould say we need to site where's where's
our Cleveland clinic? Scientists? Haveyou ever like? I don't feel like
the top of your foot ever likestinks or gets sweaty the way that yes,
your toes and the underside, yes, they're both covered the same way.

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I don't think so. I don'tthink so. There are crevices in
the toes. There are crevasses,not on top. The top is a
flat surface. If there any pediatressout there that would like to expound upon
this situation, No wannabes wanna befoot experts. Nothing weird, not weird.
To see your credentials before your chimein about your feet. Please thank

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you. DM Maya at my Pleaseknow, never talk to me about a
foot again. Cleveland's number one musicstation. Can you have a sam Hunt
coming up on the chair on Mayashow seven minutes? It's ninety six five
kiss f M. Josh showing uson the program. Now, Josh,
what's going on? Man? Iwas looking you guys talking about picking stuff

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up with your toes. Are youa friend like me? Josh? I
do the same thing. But themost fun thing to do with your toes
is to pinch your siblings with thembecause they can't see it coming. I'm
laughing. I'm laughing because I've doneit. I've done it. I've done
it with my children, Joshua,I haven't tried it all my kids yet.
Give it a shot. I don'tthink technically it can be considered show

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to boose. If you're pinching withtoes right would say no, I'm not
a lawyer, but you know Ican't be that far off. Yeah,
I love it. Thank you forembracing our weirdness. I appreciate you have
it. Go with Josh, stickaround, Sam Mount, tickets all the
way. Two songs from right nowwill hook you up. It's kiss.
Sam Hunt's coming to blossom in July. I want to send you there.

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All you got to tell me Cleveland? Are they a real or fake country
artist? Get you in a row? Your shot to win. Let's get
to our first contestant. It's Melanie. She's in Cleveland. Melanie. Good
afternoon, Hey girl, Hey Melanie. Here's my theory. I've said it
on the show before and I'll sayit to the day I die. If
you throw any first two names,two first names together, they sound like

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a country artist. That is whatcreated this game. Melanie. So I've
got myself a list of real countryartists and fake country artists as in names
I've made up correctly, ID twoin a row. You are at Sam
Hunt. Sound good? Let's goall right? Here we go, first
country artist? Maybe maybe they're fake? How about Mike Michaels is Mike Michael's

(23:26):
a realer fake country artist. Fakeis right. There you go. You
nailed it. You're doing good.You're doing good. Only got to get
one more. Tell me is NateSmith a country artist? Oh that sounds
basic? Realer fake, probably anup and coming. Yeah, sure you're

(23:52):
saying real. That's right. Youwin. That's the fastest this game has
ever been. One. All badword on the radio's the other thing.
Yeah, don't say any more badwords. Well, I'm glad that your
day has now improved because it wasbad before. Congratulations, sam Hunt.
I'm gonna put you on hold beforeyou curse again. Okay, Melanie,
we'll get more info from you offthe air, and we'll have more sam

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Hunt tickets for you tomorrow on theJeremiah Show. You can win right here
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Jeremiah's Fun Fact of the Day forninety six Kiss that stick. Your redheaded
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We'll sit them down and tell them. Listen, ed, Heather, you

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got less hair than me? Well, that's only if you have blonde hair.
Here's the science, guys. Redhashave fewer hairs than people with other
colored hair. Blondes are the luckiest. On average, they have the largest
number of hairs on their head.Blonde women have an average of one hundred
and fifty thousand hairs, while redheadsonly have about ninety thousand hairs on their
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