May 30, 2024 • 22 mins
So Kendra stole her friends prom date, but she did it for her friend? Also will you yawn if someone's yawning, sure hope so. Hookups for Kevin Hart and Blue Heron Brewery. And the Flamingo thieves have been found!
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We're ready, Queen a pivoting.This is for you, good Charela show
and this is how you do iton my niece. Five good yes friends.
I love four day week weeks becausethat means we're already to Friday,
Junior. I love it. I'mhere for it. How are you,
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Cleve? Thank you for being here. Kevin Hart hook up, we got
you to see him at Playhouse Squareis coming in November two thirty. You
can win those on the program,and of course, good vibes all the
time, kicking off with good thingshappen in your life. Something today that
made you feel good. You don'trealize how small of a thing it could
be. Maybe maybe you went tothe grocery store. The first melon you
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grabbed was perfectly ripe. That couldbe a good vibe. Got a new
job that could be a good vibe. You're in labor right now, that
could be a good vite. Andalso, thank you for being in labor
while listening to the program. Mygood vibe is this mode this morning for
getting into the studio and the Paullendidn't completely consume me and kill me.
So there's my good vibes. Whatare yours? Text? Him into the
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show. Were called the same numbertwo one six five seventy eight ninety six
five. Oh smashed that iHeart radiotalkback button. That's a whole ord microphone.
Let's sten on the phone. Yeah, comes right here to the studios,
Kevin Hard hook up on the way. It's a Joe Maya show.
Ninety six five Kiss fam Happy Friday, Junior Friends spreading the good vibes all
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over Cleveland. Good things happening inyour life. We'd love to hear about
it. Thanks for the text twoone six five seven eight ninety six five
O. If you haven't already savedthat in your phone candy text again.
This is a classic good five.Went to Burger King for lunch today,
ordered a fry, had an extraonion ring in there. That's what I'm
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talking about right there, that's thegood vibes. That bonus onion ring always
hit. Katie. What you gotto spread the good vibes? Tell me
something good that happened to you todayin your life? I mean right,
I mean you know it sounds cheesyand and whatever other words needed to be
said. What's the word I'm thinkingof? Oh my gosh, Katie cliche.
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Why couldn't think of cliche. Clichesounds cliche, but we really need
it because we've had a craft spring, haven't we agree. I've just I
feel like I've been moist and wetand damp for like six months straight.
Oh, oh, where'd you go? Your phone's dyne? Did you drop
your phone in water? Is thatwhat happened? Are you consumed by so
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much water that it's seeped into yourphone? But yes, I mean,
I just feel like I've been moistured, wet and damp for like six months?
Right? Oh? Is moist oneof those words that you hate?
Yeah? All of those because ofhow they sound or just because of what
they mean. Yeah? Is thereone that'sky or what's another one that's tiki?
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I mean, moist and damp arepretty good equal damp. The damp
was one we don't say enough.I think, Oh, I think it's
too much for you, too much. Okay, I'm writing this down so
I have so whenever I talked toKatie from mom to a township, we
don't say moisture damp around her baylike duly noted, we got you Kevin
hard hook Cup, He's coming toPlayhouse Square in November that is coming up
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in less than ten minutes. Onthe Chail Maya show, we are ninety
six five. Kiss at them yourhook up station. Also your good vibes.
Spread a good thing's happening in yourlife. Tell us all about it.
Smash the iHeartRadio button the microphone ratherthat low red button to listen on
your phone. Boom comes in merewriting on the studio. We call that
a talkback bringing to talk to meon the phone, a traditional way talk
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or text A two one six fiveseven eight ninety six five will with your
good vibes, also the same numberyou'll need for those Kevin Hart tickets.
Hold onto that, Monica, onceyou got spread some good vibes. Tell
me something good that happened to youtoday. Anything. It could be something
tiny, just a moment in yourday that made you stop down, like
that was nice, that made mefeel good day at work? There we
go. What kind of work doyou do, Monica? I work in
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a bakery department. Well, let'sgo, I don't. I don't have
a bakery plug. And I needyour chubby, your chubby radio host here.
And it's just an unlimited supply ofsesame Italian bread can we make that
happen? Yes, yeah, justyou know what you just you pretend it's
bad. You put it in atrash bag, mark chubby guy, and
you put at the back of thestorag. Just come get it. That's
a game plan in Monica. Okay, appreciate you, Monica. Thank you
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for calling Kiss FM. Kevin Harttickets all the way, two songs.
Right now, it's the Jeremiah Showfor your Friday, Junior. It's the
Jeromiah Show, ninety six five KissFM. Doing what we do, and
that is hook you up. Rightnow, we get Kevin Heart tickets,
had them for you all week.We'll still have some today and tomorrow.
On the show. Right now,we're taking a little spelling bee in honor
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of the scripts National Spelling Bee happening, because I suck at spelling and I
just want to see if any otherpeople suck just as much as I do.
Let's find out with Amanda and Barma. She's called her twelve. Amanda,
Good afternoon, hagar Amanda, welcomein to the program. How did
you do with spelling growing up?I'm not good? Not good? Yeah,
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same, I study with my kids. So let's set help there.
We go. So, I've gota list of some of the most common
misspelled words. I've got two ofthem. Before you get them both right,
we'll send you to Kevin Hart.All right, all right, all
right, here we go. Goodluck. We'd number one A man A
please spell unnecessary for me unnecessary youand n E C E S S A
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R life. Oh look at that, you're not so bad at this.
All right, for the win,A man. Kevin Hart tikets are on
the line. If you can spellquestionnaire questionnaire, questionnaire, uh, qu
e S t io and and a. I are you? That is right?
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Your where? Let's go? Whoa? Look at that. I think
all that studying with your kids hasfinally paid off because it's scored you Kevin
Hart tickets. Congratulations, Amanda,Yay night, there you go. I
wouldn't take it. I wouldn't recommendtaking your kids to see Kevin Hart.
Maybe maybe go with you know,your spouse or just some friends. Okay,
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I'll take the here you have thebest time of the world. Okay,
thank you. You are so welcometo sitsight. I'm gonna get more
info from you off the air.That's what we do. We're hooking you
up ninety six five Kids FM.What you got secrets? We love secrets.
If you s here, the better. This is the Cleveland Confessional.
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Spill that tea time for another secretto be revealed on the Jeremiah Show,
except the people in your life don'thave to hear about it. Can be
anonymous if you want. All startswith a DM. Find us at J
Show Radio and maybe we'll call youback like we call Kendra right now.
Hello, Hi, looking for KendrasKendrew available. This is she Kendred sit
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here on my show ninety six fiveKiss FM. Hay girl, Oy Kendrick
giving you a callback because you gaveus your number about having a Cleveland confessional?
Do you remember shooting us that DM? Yes, I do and I
did. Okay, we're here tocollect on your secret, but first I
want to make sure that like thewrong people don't hear it. So are
you Are you in a safe spacewhere you can tell us your secret?
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Yes? Okay, I am Kendrew. What do you want to confess?
I stall my friend's prom date thisyear? Yeah? Oh I recently,
Kendra. That's not nice. Iknow. Here's my first question. So
she doesn't know hence why it's stilla secret, right No, Oh my
god, no, it would justdestroy her and I just can't. I
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love her. How did we getto stealing our friends prom date? That's
what I need to know. Okay. First off, I love her to
death. She's great, but Ikind of had to steal the guy from
her because he was way out ofher league. And I'm pretty sure he
was doing this ironically, you knowwhat I mean, like like it was
going to be a prank or something, maybe because I don't think honestly he
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wouldn't legitimately ask my friend to promLike I said, I love her,
I love her to death, butI just we need to face the reality
of the situation. Okay, whywhy do you not think this guy was
uh? Or why do you thinkyour friend was not worthy of being this
guy's date? Okay, first ofall, this guy is like smoking hot.
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He's like a soccer player, likea natural athlete, like like a
ten Okay, and my friend she'snot. But I love her. I
love her, I love her somuch, but she's she's not. She's
he's way out of her league.I mean, it's the only way to
explain it. Okay, So howdid you do it if she doesn't know,
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you know, you stole him fromher? How did this go down?
Okay, so I started flirting withhim via text and I was basically
driving the whole thing, you know, But I was able to screenshot portions
of our conversation so it looked likehe was pursuing me. And then I
basically showed it to her. Ohokay, all yeah, I mean listen,
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I did this for her because Ilove her, and I just think
this would have been a train wreckif this went according to plan, and
I just I had to do it. Got something you want to can Fins
sends a DM pat Ja show radioone of the struggles you never know unless
you get a job in radio.It's The jeremiahs Show, ninety six to
five Kiss FM. Ten seconds togo until Tate mccray's over. I start
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yawning just out of nowhere, andI'm just hoping and praying the yawn finishes
before Tate mccray's song is done.And it did? It did? I
happy to report it did. Butthat's just a struggle that happens behind the
microphone here on the Jeremiah Show.Hey, five second rule is bullocks?
Friends. It's so funny. Thisstory came up today because my daughter was
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eating your muffins before school today andshe dropped on on the ground and I
just ohed five second roll pick itup because everyone does that, right,
Like five second rule is a thingthat we all practice. But I didn't
know we actually like thought it wasa thing that had any scientific proof,
because scientists are now coming out thisfrom Food and Wine that the five second
rule is a myth. We knewthis, right, Like, no one
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thought this was a thing, right, So I'm gonna I'm gonna explain it
for those who maybe really thought itwas like, really, you had five
seconds to pick something up before itwas contaminated by whatever. Doctor Wendy Lebrett
there's no recommended safe time for foodto be consumed when it's dropped on the
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floor, believing the urban legend canpotentially lead to severe stomach pain or worth
whatever. Another doctor Kenneth Brown explains, you wouldn't touch your finger to the
ground for five seconds and then lickit. The same logic applies to food.
Bacteria can transfer to food almost immediatelyupon contact. This was my daughter
was telling me this morning. Idon't know maybe she read the article before
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she came downstairs. While some foodservices may take longer to be effective,
research shows salmonella can contaminate some foodslike bread and bologna really fast, within
five seconds. So do you reallywant to take a chance instead of the
five second role? Avoid eating thingsthat have fallen on the floor, regardless
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of how quickly it is picked up. That is a sentence and doctor had
to write because I guess people outthere thought the five second role was like
a legit scientific thing. For therecord, it's not. We'll send you
to Blue Hair and Hooking. Youhave bet four thirty on the Jeremiah Show.
It's ninety six five Kiss FM.Always spreading the good vibes, good
things happening in your life. Let'stalk to Adam and Norton. Adam,
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spread some good vibes. Tell mesomething good that happened to you today.
It was a rough day. Letme think there's got you find me a
nugget. See this is good.This is almost like free therapy. We're
gonna find a nugget of goodness becausewe had a rough day. But we're
gonna find that nugget. It's gonnaget us to a cocktail later, even
a small thing, just a littlemoment in your day, like, ah,
that was nice. It could bea great lunch, could be there.
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I left work on time today,Yes, yes, indeed, sir,
that's what I'm see. There wegot, we found the little nugget.
What kind of work you do?I'm an elementary principle. Oh my
gosh, how did you leave workon time? With? How many days
of school do you guys have left? We've got two more days? Do
you have superpowers? Are you invisible? Adam? I felt like I felt
like a little bit of a superpowertoday. At least I felt like I
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left on time and pretty good atthat. There we go. It was.
That's what it's all about. Man. I appreciate you, my friend,
Thank you so much for listening.Stick around. We'll look up with
that blue hair and gift card fiftybucks to go down him a Dina At
four thirty one Kiss, Well,we're gonna pivot now. It's a Jeremiah
Show ninety six to five Kiss FM. Literally Mayas from sales sitting here,
Hi friend, Hi, getting readyto talk about if you could only have
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one fast food item for the restof your life and I wasn't ready,
so no queen of pivoting. I'msitting here doing the song and I've yawned
a couple of times. I actuallyjust talked about it a few minutes ago.
Where I was coming. There's lessthan ten seconds on a song and
I started yawning. I'm like,oh my god, I hope this yawn
finishes before because you can't. Youcan't cut your hands at that point.
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So I'm yawning. I throw anotheryawn. I guess there's not enough oxygen
in the room during this post Malonesong. And then Maya yawns. Oh
my god, you yawned so big, yawn really big. And then what
did you say to me? Isaid, well, at least I'm not
a psychopath. What does that mean? That means that I've heard where at
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some point that if you yawn infront of someone they don't also yawn,
then they are like a psychopath inthe way of they don't have empathy,
they don't experience empathy. I don'tknow if I do that, but I'm
pretty sure I'm not a psychopath.I think the yon thing is an empathetic
reaction. I'm feeling a yawn comingon just talking about it me too.
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Every time you say it, Ikind of feel it a little. I'm
trying not to do it. I'mgonna like do things like look at the
look at the light tonight. Yawn. This is It's like one of those
things like when you hear water andyou suddenly have to pee, or like
your brain sees someone else getting alittle bonus oxygen and they're like, hey,
we could use a little bit ofthat. That's your friend orders fries
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and then they come to the tableand you're like, actually, I did
want fries. People with psychopathic personalitytraits, such as remorselessness, are less
likely to yawn after seeing another personyawn, according to Scientific Reports. Scientific
Reports. You heard it here first, Well, why do we yawn?
Do we yawn? We don't yawnbecause we're tired, right. It's to
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get more oxygen to your brain,So it's our we don't have enough oxygen,
so our body creates this yawning technique. I'm not a psychopath. I'm
blocking it. Breathed in really deeplyand it created a yawn. I'm not
fake. That was a real yawn. Yes, I'm trying. I'm purposely
not doing it. So I cancontinue to talk on the radio, bad
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radio to be yawing back, andI'm for twenty seconds. I'm so torn
from yawning or looking like a psychopathor doing good radio at the same time.
Well, let's be honest, I'mnever doing great radio anyway, so
it doesn't matter. Yawning is thebest radio you can do. Welcome to
the future, folks. There wego right to a yawn. No,
I can't, No, I can't. Was that you mocking my yond?
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Oh? That was just kind offake? Okay, good, all right?
I stick around fifty bucks to BlueHair and coming up next to Eveland's
number one hit music station NY sixfive Kiss. Does It Pop? Is
the game? Is getting hooked upon the Jeremiah Show for ninety six five
Kiss f Am. I get fiftybucks to go to Blue Hair and down
im Dina. They're right there offof seventy one A eighteen with some brunch
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this weekend. Great food all weeklong, but I just want to highlight
the brunch for a second. Let'stalk to our colleague twelve, our first
contestant to play does It Pop?It's Melissa in Beria, Melissa, Good
afternoon, aker, Oh Hey,girl, who are you talking to there?
Melissa, I'll talk about doc.What's your daughter's name? Her name
is kayleet You named your daughter Kayleeand Caitlin Melissa, they're very similar.
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Yeah. Is that what it is? That's what got the whole thing going.
I love it. All right,we'll got the whole thing goes.
Well, let's see if you cantake the whole family. Kaitlin, Caitlin,
Carissa Kimberly all to Blue Hair andBurwery down in Medina. The game
is called does it Pop? Ihave cans here in the studio, kNs
of pop, cans of beer faraway from the board. If my bosses
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are watching because they hate when liqwhat has been near electronics? I'm going
to open these one at a time. You just have to get three of
these right. I'll give you fivechances to get three right. Whether it's
a pop or a beer, I'mopening Okay, okay, all right,
here we go. Let me turnon the music and we will start with
one of these. Is this abeer or a pop? She thinks beer?
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She thinks beer. Is that youranswer? Yes? Okay, that
would be I would I would trustthe child to know what a beer sounds
like. But that's okay. Youcan miss two. Here, let's go
with this one. Is this abeer or a pop? That's a beer?
That's a beer. See, therewe go, mom, and it's
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good. Mom should know what abeer sounds like, being open daughters should
not. Yeah, all right,here we go, number can, number
three. You've got one right,one wrong? Need three to win?
Melissa? That a beer or apop? Oh? I'm going to stay.
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That's right. There we go.We got two. We're doing great.
We're doing great. We're almost there, Melissa. We're one can away
from fifty bucks to Blue Hair andBrewery? Am I opening a beer or
a pop? Here? Hop?Pop? Is? That was a hazy
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wife? Hazy life? I pa can of beer? I'm sorry,
but that's okay, okay because youcan missed to what's that? I can't
tell you whether or not I'm drinkingon the job. Are you kidding me?
All right? Here we go forthe win? Beer or pop beer
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or pop beer? You're going todo four beers in a pop pop?
You're saying pop? Yes, that'sright, you are. We won.
You gotta go with your gut alwaysthat is that should be the motto of
listeners and players of games here onthe Jeremiah Show, never go with your
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brain, always go with your gut. Perfect, there you go. Fifty
bucks for you, right, fiftybucks for you to blue hair and burery
down in my dining's top off seventyone and eighteen and boom, you are
just about there. They got brunchthis weekend. Melissa, are you a
bloody Are you a bloody Mary fan? I'm definitely a bloody Mary fan with
lots of food inside it. That'sthat's exactly what their hail Mary is.
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It's got a whole freaking meal ontop. Melissa. Perfect, there you
go. That's a little bit.I love it. Congratulations, enjoy,
You're gonna have a great time.Thank you much. You're so welcome.
Sit tight. I'm gonna get moreinfo from you off the air there,
and that's what we'll do. Let'skeep the commercial free going, shall we.
We'll go commercial free every day hereon the Jeremiah Show. We're gonna
get going now for your Friday June, your little throwback for you, it's
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ninety six y five kiss FM.Let's be smart about this. I'm smart,
so smart. It's time to smartyou up. We're not gonna be
the stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah'sfun fact of the day, little mall,
let's nugget for your Friday. Wetry to do these other day on
the show because we get got quitedumb sometimes. So it's kind of like
a palate cleanser, like like alittle sliver of ginger with a little lemon
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soup. Is that what that stuffis? Called? Amuge bouge? Now
I'm just saying words that I don'tfully understand. So when celofane was invented
in the early nineteen hundred, cellophanewe all know it, uh as plastic
wrapped a thin transparent sheet made ofregenerated cellulose. What is that fat?
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No, this just became the funfat guys. Cellophane is a thin transparent
sheet made of regenerated cellulose, lowpermeable to air, greases, soils.
Oh, maybe it's not made offat. Okay, maybe I'm dumb there,
retracked all right. When it wasinvented in the early nineteen hundreds,
it was originally intended to be usedto protect table cloths from wine. Look
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at that now, some of uswrap our faces around it. In vocalhole
in it just to go viral onTikTok, isn't Youremia showing nineties five KISSFM
with your genius of the day.Someone who's done something so stupid. Anything
you've done pales in comparison. Backa couple of weeks ago, the infamous
penguins by the Pharma sign went missing. Well, three men have been arrested
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and charged in the vandalism of theseven foot tall flamingos statue. The self
styled head honcho on Thursday told Foxeight why he did it. Taylor,
Marcus David, all under twenty five, all of Parma, are charged with
fifty degree fill on the account ofvandalism. According to police Captain Daniel,
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they were in do an arrangement todaythe hearing was released. They were later
released on bod. My daughter's hugeinto flamingos and loves them, loves animals.
We go to the zoo every Monday. He told them outside of the
Justice Center there's one right down forfrom our house. So we got boozed
up and tried to steal it.Well, they are allegedly seen on camera
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early Sunday trying to stuff in thetrunk of a car, but guess what
it was too big. Police officersfound the statue fifty feet away from its
base in a park along West RidgewoodRoad. One if his sweat feet had
broken off and the left was attachedto the base boom. The statue was
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created with a two thousand dollars donationfrom a Parpa resident, Bob Funk,
in case you were wondering there.He apologizes until he has another drink and
tries to do it again. Thanksfor listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.
I Love this show. For more, find us on TikTok, Instagram
and more at Jay Show Radio andweekdays two to six on ninety six five
Kiss FM.
We're ready, Queen a pivoting.This is for you, good Charela show
and this is how you do iton my niece. Five good yes friends.
I love four day week weeks becausethat means we're already to Friday,
Junior. I love it. I'mhere for it. How are you,
(00:22):
Cleve? Thank you for being here. Kevin Hart hook up, we got
you to see him at Playhouse Squareis coming in November two thirty. You
can win those on the program,and of course, good vibes all the
time, kicking off with good thingshappen in your life. Something today that
made you feel good. You don'trealize how small of a thing it could
be. Maybe maybe you went tothe grocery store. The first melon you
(00:42):
grabbed was perfectly ripe. That couldbe a good vibe. Got a new
job that could be a good vibe. You're in labor right now, that
could be a good vite. Andalso, thank you for being in labor
while listening to the program. Mygood vibe is this mode this morning for
getting into the studio and the Paullendidn't completely consume me and kill me.
So there's my good vibes. Whatare yours? Text? Him into the
(01:04):
show. Were called the same numbertwo one six five seventy eight ninety six
five. Oh smashed that iHeart radiotalkback button. That's a whole ord microphone.
Let's sten on the phone. Yeah, comes right here to the studios,
Kevin Hard hook up on the way. It's a Joe Maya show.
Ninety six five Kiss fam Happy Friday, Junior Friends spreading the good vibes all
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over Cleveland. Good things happening inyour life. We'd love to hear about
it. Thanks for the text twoone six five seven eight ninety six five
O. If you haven't already savedthat in your phone candy text again.
This is a classic good five.Went to Burger King for lunch today,
ordered a fry, had an extraonion ring in there. That's what I'm
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talking about right there, that's thegood vibes. That bonus onion ring always
hit. Katie. What you gotto spread the good vibes? Tell me
something good that happened to you todayin your life? I mean right,
I mean you know it sounds cheesyand and whatever other words needed to be
said. What's the word I'm thinkingof? Oh my gosh, Katie cliche.
(02:07):
Why couldn't think of cliche. Clichesounds cliche, but we really need
it because we've had a craft spring, haven't we agree. I've just I
feel like I've been moist and wetand damp for like six months straight.
Oh, oh, where'd you go? Your phone's dyne? Did you drop
your phone in water? Is thatwhat happened? Are you consumed by so
(02:29):
much water that it's seeped into yourphone? But yes, I mean,
I just feel like I've been moistured, wet and damp for like six months?
Right? Oh? Is moist oneof those words that you hate?
Yeah? All of those because ofhow they sound or just because of what
they mean. Yeah? Is thereone that'sky or what's another one that's tiki?
(02:51):
I mean, moist and damp arepretty good equal damp. The damp
was one we don't say enough.I think, Oh, I think it's
too much for you, too much. Okay, I'm writing this down so
I have so whenever I talked toKatie from mom to a township, we
don't say moisture damp around her baylike duly noted, we got you Kevin
hard hook Cup, He's coming toPlayhouse Square in November that is coming up
(03:13):
in less than ten minutes. Onthe Chail Maya show, we are ninety
six five. Kiss at them yourhook up station. Also your good vibes.
Spread a good thing's happening in yourlife. Tell us all about it.
Smash the iHeartRadio button the microphone ratherthat low red button to listen on
your phone. Boom comes in merewriting on the studio. We call that
a talkback bringing to talk to meon the phone, a traditional way talk
(03:36):
or text A two one six fiveseven eight ninety six five will with your
good vibes, also the same numberyou'll need for those Kevin Hart tickets.
Hold onto that, Monica, onceyou got spread some good vibes. Tell
me something good that happened to youtoday. Anything. It could be something
tiny, just a moment in yourday that made you stop down, like
that was nice, that made mefeel good day at work? There we
go. What kind of work doyou do, Monica? I work in
(03:58):
a bakery department. Well, let'sgo, I don't. I don't have
a bakery plug. And I needyour chubby, your chubby radio host here.
And it's just an unlimited supply ofsesame Italian bread can we make that
happen? Yes, yeah, justyou know what you just you pretend it's
bad. You put it in atrash bag, mark chubby guy, and
you put at the back of thestorag. Just come get it. That's
a game plan in Monica. Okay, appreciate you, Monica. Thank you
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for calling Kiss FM. Kevin Harttickets all the way, two songs.
Right now, it's the Jeremiah Showfor your Friday, Junior. It's the
Jeromiah Show, ninety six five KissFM. Doing what we do, and
that is hook you up. Rightnow, we get Kevin Heart tickets,
had them for you all week.We'll still have some today and tomorrow.
On the show. Right now,we're taking a little spelling bee in honor
(04:45):
of the scripts National Spelling Bee happening, because I suck at spelling and I
just want to see if any otherpeople suck just as much as I do.
Let's find out with Amanda and Barma. She's called her twelve. Amanda,
Good afternoon, hagar Amanda, welcomein to the program. How did
you do with spelling growing up?I'm not good? Not good? Yeah,
(05:05):
same, I study with my kids. So let's set help there.
We go. So, I've gota list of some of the most common
misspelled words. I've got two ofthem. Before you get them both right,
we'll send you to Kevin Hart.All right, all right, all
right, here we go. Goodluck. We'd number one A man A
please spell unnecessary for me unnecessary youand n E C E S S A
(05:38):
R life. Oh look at that, you're not so bad at this.
All right, for the win,A man. Kevin Hart tikets are on
the line. If you can spellquestionnaire questionnaire, questionnaire, uh, qu
e S t io and and a. I are you? That is right?
(06:01):
Your where? Let's go? Whoa? Look at that. I think
all that studying with your kids hasfinally paid off because it's scored you Kevin
Hart tickets. Congratulations, Amanda,Yay night, there you go. I
wouldn't take it. I wouldn't recommendtaking your kids to see Kevin Hart.
Maybe maybe go with you know,your spouse or just some friends. Okay,
(06:21):
I'll take the here you have thebest time of the world. Okay,
thank you. You are so welcometo sitsight. I'm gonna get more
info from you off the air.That's what we do. We're hooking you
up ninety six five Kids FM.What you got secrets? We love secrets.
If you s here, the better. This is the Cleveland Confessional.
(06:41):
Spill that tea time for another secretto be revealed on the Jeremiah Show,
except the people in your life don'thave to hear about it. Can be
anonymous if you want. All startswith a DM. Find us at J
Show Radio and maybe we'll call youback like we call Kendra right now.
Hello, Hi, looking for KendrasKendrew available. This is she Kendred sit
(07:05):
here on my show ninety six fiveKiss FM. Hay girl, Oy Kendrick
giving you a callback because you gaveus your number about having a Cleveland confessional?
Do you remember shooting us that DM? Yes, I do and I
did. Okay, we're here tocollect on your secret, but first I
want to make sure that like thewrong people don't hear it. So are
you Are you in a safe spacewhere you can tell us your secret?
(07:27):
Yes? Okay, I am Kendrew. What do you want to confess?
I stall my friend's prom date thisyear? Yeah? Oh I recently,
Kendra. That's not nice. Iknow. Here's my first question. So
she doesn't know hence why it's stilla secret, right No, Oh my
god, no, it would justdestroy her and I just can't. I
(07:49):
love her. How did we getto stealing our friends prom date? That's
what I need to know. Okay. First off, I love her to
death. She's great, but Ikind of had to steal the guy from
her because he was way out ofher league. And I'm pretty sure he
was doing this ironically, you knowwhat I mean, like like it was
going to be a prank or something, maybe because I don't think honestly he
(08:13):
wouldn't legitimately ask my friend to promLike I said, I love her,
I love her to death, butI just we need to face the reality
of the situation. Okay, whywhy do you not think this guy was
uh? Or why do you thinkyour friend was not worthy of being this
guy's date? Okay, first ofall, this guy is like smoking hot.
(08:33):
He's like a soccer player, likea natural athlete, like like a
ten Okay, and my friend she'snot. But I love her. I
love her, I love her somuch, but she's she's not. She's
he's way out of her league.I mean, it's the only way to
explain it. Okay, So howdid you do it if she doesn't know,
(08:56):
you know, you stole him fromher? How did this go down?
Okay, so I started flirting withhim via text and I was basically
driving the whole thing, you know, But I was able to screenshot portions
of our conversation so it looked likehe was pursuing me. And then I
basically showed it to her. Ohokay, all yeah, I mean listen,
(09:20):
I did this for her because Ilove her, and I just think
this would have been a train wreckif this went according to plan, and
I just I had to do it. Got something you want to can Fins
sends a DM pat Ja show radioone of the struggles you never know unless
you get a job in radio.It's The jeremiahs Show, ninety six to
five Kiss FM. Ten seconds togo until Tate mccray's over. I start
(09:43):
yawning just out of nowhere, andI'm just hoping and praying the yawn finishes
before Tate mccray's song is done.And it did? It did? I
happy to report it did. Butthat's just a struggle that happens behind the
microphone here on the Jeremiah Show.Hey, five second rule is bullocks?
Friends. It's so funny. Thisstory came up today because my daughter was
(10:09):
eating your muffins before school today andshe dropped on on the ground and I
just ohed five second roll pick itup because everyone does that, right,
Like five second rule is a thingthat we all practice. But I didn't
know we actually like thought it wasa thing that had any scientific proof,
because scientists are now coming out thisfrom Food and Wine that the five second
rule is a myth. We knewthis, right, Like, no one
(10:31):
thought this was a thing, right, So I'm gonna I'm gonna explain it
for those who maybe really thought itwas like, really, you had five
seconds to pick something up before itwas contaminated by whatever. Doctor Wendy Lebrett
there's no recommended safe time for foodto be consumed when it's dropped on the
(10:52):
floor, believing the urban legend canpotentially lead to severe stomach pain or worth
whatever. Another doctor Kenneth Brown explains, you wouldn't touch your finger to the
ground for five seconds and then lickit. The same logic applies to food.
Bacteria can transfer to food almost immediatelyupon contact. This was my daughter
was telling me this morning. Idon't know maybe she read the article before
(11:13):
she came downstairs. While some foodservices may take longer to be effective,
research shows salmonella can contaminate some foodslike bread and bologna really fast, within
five seconds. So do you reallywant to take a chance instead of the
five second role? Avoid eating thingsthat have fallen on the floor, regardless
(11:33):
of how quickly it is picked up. That is a sentence and doctor had
to write because I guess people outthere thought the five second role was like
a legit scientific thing. For therecord, it's not. We'll send you
to Blue Hair and Hooking. Youhave bet four thirty on the Jeremiah Show.
It's ninety six five Kiss FM.Always spreading the good vibes, good
things happening in your life. Let'stalk to Adam and Norton. Adam,
(11:56):
spread some good vibes. Tell mesomething good that happened to you today.
It was a rough day. Letme think there's got you find me a
nugget. See this is good.This is almost like free therapy. We're
gonna find a nugget of goodness becausewe had a rough day. But we're
gonna find that nugget. It's gonnaget us to a cocktail later, even
a small thing, just a littlemoment in your day, like, ah,
that was nice. It could bea great lunch, could be there.
(12:18):
I left work on time today,Yes, yes, indeed, sir,
that's what I'm see. There wegot, we found the little nugget.
What kind of work you do?I'm an elementary principle. Oh my
gosh, how did you leave workon time? With? How many days
of school do you guys have left? We've got two more days? Do
you have superpowers? Are you invisible? Adam? I felt like I felt
like a little bit of a superpowertoday. At least I felt like I
(12:39):
left on time and pretty good atthat. There we go. It was.
That's what it's all about. Man. I appreciate you, my friend,
Thank you so much for listening.Stick around. We'll look up with
that blue hair and gift card fiftybucks to go down him a Dina At
four thirty one Kiss, Well,we're gonna pivot now. It's a Jeremiah
Show ninety six to five Kiss FM. Literally Mayas from sales sitting here,
Hi friend, Hi, getting readyto talk about if you could only have
(13:01):
one fast food item for the restof your life and I wasn't ready,
so no queen of pivoting. I'msitting here doing the song and I've yawned
a couple of times. I actuallyjust talked about it a few minutes ago.
Where I was coming. There's lessthan ten seconds on a song and
I started yawning. I'm like,oh my god, I hope this yawn
finishes before because you can't. Youcan't cut your hands at that point.
(13:24):
So I'm yawning. I throw anotheryawn. I guess there's not enough oxygen
in the room during this post Malonesong. And then Maya yawns. Oh
my god, you yawned so big, yawn really big. And then what
did you say to me? Isaid, well, at least I'm not
a psychopath. What does that mean? That means that I've heard where at
(13:45):
some point that if you yawn infront of someone they don't also yawn,
then they are like a psychopath inthe way of they don't have empathy,
they don't experience empathy. I don'tknow if I do that, but I'm
pretty sure I'm not a psychopath.I think the yon thing is an empathetic
reaction. I'm feeling a yawn comingon just talking about it me too.
(14:07):
Every time you say it, Ikind of feel it a little. I'm
trying not to do it. I'mgonna like do things like look at the
look at the light tonight. Yawn. This is It's like one of those
things like when you hear water andyou suddenly have to pee, or like
your brain sees someone else getting alittle bonus oxygen and they're like, hey,
we could use a little bit ofthat. That's your friend orders fries
(14:31):
and then they come to the tableand you're like, actually, I did
want fries. People with psychopathic personalitytraits, such as remorselessness, are less
likely to yawn after seeing another personyawn, according to Scientific Reports. Scientific
Reports. You heard it here first, Well, why do we yawn?
Do we yawn? We don't yawnbecause we're tired, right. It's to
(14:52):
get more oxygen to your brain,So it's our we don't have enough oxygen,
so our body creates this yawning technique. I'm not a psychopath. I'm
blocking it. Breathed in really deeplyand it created a yawn. I'm not
fake. That was a real yawn. Yes, I'm trying. I'm purposely
not doing it. So I cancontinue to talk on the radio, bad
(15:13):
radio to be yawing back, andI'm for twenty seconds. I'm so torn
from yawning or looking like a psychopathor doing good radio at the same time.
Well, let's be honest, I'mnever doing great radio anyway, so
it doesn't matter. Yawning is thebest radio you can do. Welcome to
the future, folks. There wego right to a yawn. No,
I can't, No, I can't. Was that you mocking my yond?
(15:35):
Oh? That was just kind offake? Okay, good, all right?
I stick around fifty bucks to BlueHair and coming up next to Eveland's
number one hit music station NY sixfive Kiss. Does It Pop? Is
the game? Is getting hooked upon the Jeremiah Show for ninety six five
Kiss f Am. I get fiftybucks to go to Blue Hair and down
im Dina. They're right there offof seventy one A eighteen with some brunch
(15:56):
this weekend. Great food all weeklong, but I just want to highlight
the brunch for a second. Let'stalk to our colleague twelve, our first
contestant to play does It Pop?It's Melissa in Beria, Melissa, Good
afternoon, aker, Oh Hey,girl, who are you talking to there?
Melissa, I'll talk about doc.What's your daughter's name? Her name
is kayleet You named your daughter Kayleeand Caitlin Melissa, they're very similar.
(16:25):
Yeah. Is that what it is? That's what got the whole thing going.
I love it. All right,we'll got the whole thing goes.
Well, let's see if you cantake the whole family. Kaitlin, Caitlin,
Carissa Kimberly all to Blue Hair andBurwery down in Medina. The game
is called does it Pop? Ihave cans here in the studio, kNs
of pop, cans of beer faraway from the board. If my bosses
(16:45):
are watching because they hate when liqwhat has been near electronics? I'm going
to open these one at a time. You just have to get three of
these right. I'll give you fivechances to get three right. Whether it's
a pop or a beer, I'mopening Okay, okay, all right,
here we go. Let me turnon the music and we will start with
one of these. Is this abeer or a pop? She thinks beer?
(17:12):
She thinks beer. Is that youranswer? Yes? Okay, that
would be I would I would trustthe child to know what a beer sounds
like. But that's okay. Youcan miss two. Here, let's go
with this one. Is this abeer or a pop? That's a beer?
That's a beer. See, therewe go, mom, and it's
(17:33):
good. Mom should know what abeer sounds like, being open daughters should
not. Yeah, all right,here we go, number can, number
three. You've got one right,one wrong? Need three to win?
Melissa? That a beer or apop? Oh? I'm going to stay.
(17:56):
That's right. There we go.We got two. We're doing great.
We're doing great. We're almost there, Melissa. We're one can away
from fifty bucks to Blue Hair andBrewery? Am I opening a beer or
a pop? Here? Hop?Pop? Is? That was a hazy
(18:17):
wife? Hazy life? I pa can of beer? I'm sorry,
but that's okay, okay because youcan missed to what's that? I can't
tell you whether or not I'm drinkingon the job. Are you kidding me?
All right? Here we go forthe win? Beer or pop beer
(18:40):
or pop beer? You're going todo four beers in a pop pop?
You're saying pop? Yes, that'sright, you are. We won.
You gotta go with your gut alwaysthat is that should be the motto of
listeners and players of games here onthe Jeremiah Show, never go with your
(19:00):
brain, always go with your gut. Perfect, there you go. Fifty
bucks for you, right, fiftybucks for you to blue hair and burery
down in my dining's top off seventyone and eighteen and boom, you are
just about there. They got brunchthis weekend. Melissa, are you a
bloody Are you a bloody Mary fan? I'm definitely a bloody Mary fan with
lots of food inside it. That'sthat's exactly what their hail Mary is.
(19:22):
It's got a whole freaking meal ontop. Melissa. Perfect, there you
go. That's a little bit.I love it. Congratulations, enjoy,
You're gonna have a great time.Thank you much. You're so welcome.
Sit tight. I'm gonna get moreinfo from you off the air there,
and that's what we'll do. Let'skeep the commercial free going, shall we.
We'll go commercial free every day hereon the Jeremiah Show. We're gonna
get going now for your Friday June, your little throwback for you, it's
(19:45):
ninety six y five kiss FM.Let's be smart about this. I'm smart,
so smart. It's time to smartyou up. We're not gonna be
the stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah'sfun fact of the day, little mall,
let's nugget for your Friday. Wetry to do these other day on
the show because we get got quitedumb sometimes. So it's kind of like
a palate cleanser, like like alittle sliver of ginger with a little lemon
(20:08):
soup. Is that what that stuffis? Called? Amuge bouge? Now
I'm just saying words that I don'tfully understand. So when celofane was invented
in the early nineteen hundred, cellophanewe all know it, uh as plastic
wrapped a thin transparent sheet made ofregenerated cellulose. What is that fat?
(20:29):
No, this just became the funfat guys. Cellophane is a thin transparent
sheet made of regenerated cellulose, lowpermeable to air, greases, soils.
Oh, maybe it's not made offat. Okay, maybe I'm dumb there,
retracked all right. When it wasinvented in the early nineteen hundreds,
it was originally intended to be usedto protect table cloths from wine. Look
(20:52):
at that now, some of uswrap our faces around it. In vocalhole
in it just to go viral onTikTok, isn't Youremia showing nineties five KISSFM
with your genius of the day.Someone who's done something so stupid. Anything
you've done pales in comparison. Backa couple of weeks ago, the infamous
penguins by the Pharma sign went missing. Well, three men have been arrested
(21:14):
and charged in the vandalism of theseven foot tall flamingos statue. The self
styled head honcho on Thursday told Foxeight why he did it. Taylor,
Marcus David, all under twenty five, all of Parma, are charged with
fifty degree fill on the account ofvandalism. According to police Captain Daniel,
(21:36):
they were in do an arrangement todaythe hearing was released. They were later
released on bod. My daughter's hugeinto flamingos and loves them, loves animals.
We go to the zoo every Monday. He told them outside of the
Justice Center there's one right down forfrom our house. So we got boozed
up and tried to steal it.Well, they are allegedly seen on camera
(21:57):
early Sunday trying to stuff in thetrunk of a car, but guess what
it was too big. Police officersfound the statue fifty feet away from its
base in a park along West RidgewoodRoad. One if his sweat feet had
broken off and the left was attachedto the base boom. The statue was
(22:17):
created with a two thousand dollars donationfrom a Parpa resident, Bob Funk,
in case you were wondering there.He apologizes until he has another drink and
tries to do it again. Thanksfor listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.
I Love this show. For more, find us on TikTok, Instagram
and more at Jay Show Radio andweekdays two to six on ninety six five
Kiss FM.
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