June 25, 2024 • 23 mins
Rachel ratted out her sister for being in a car with a dude, she won AJR tickets. Also what's your backyard summer hack? We play Think Fast for Martin Lawrence tickets, discuss the pointless things we still have memorized. And Kendall is plotting to lose her boyfriends friend.
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The North Dakota, Ohio. Thisis for you to cheer on my show,
and this is how you do it. Yes, all our friends,
welcome into your Tuesdays. It's stillraining because I'm very confused. I don't
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know, man, I just giveit up. I do know. We
got Janet Jackson in town, Nellyas well. I saw some tour buses
pulling down Prospect as I came hereto the iHeart Studio. I'm guessing it
was probably one of them. Notsure do I have upgrades tonight? If
you're going to the show, youhave to find me Rocket Mortgage Field House.
Welcome into your Tuesday. Let's getit going with Martin Llawyn's tickets are
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two thirty today and of course goodvibes from you, Cleveld. Let me
go. Things happening in your life, tell me all about it on the
text to two one six five seveneight ninety six five. Oh, it's
the same number if you want tocall. Also, if you're listening on
the free iHeart radio, AP didI mention it's free at that little red
microphone, it comes to me righthere in the studio. We call it
a talkback. You can call itwhatever you want I was kicking off with
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some old school Kanye. Sure,why not. It's Tuesday, after all,
Get out of here, get outof work, but keep the radio
on. Okay, So Jeremiah Show, Kiss Machine US and Window Broke Broke
still commercial freeze to Jeremiah Show onninety six five Kiss FM. Figure Tuesday.
It's Tuesday, right, I gotlost there for a second. Yeah,
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Martin Lawrence Dickts He's coming to aRocket mortgage field house in August.
We are hooking you up in justunder ten minutes from right now. Always
spreading the good vibes, good thingshappening in your life. Tell us all
about it. You can shoot usat text too, one six five seventy
ninety six five. Oh shay,what you got? Spread the goodvibes?
Tell me something good that happened toyou today in your life. Oh,
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I don't know if it is notover yet? Nothing good yet. No,
I'm something I'm talking like even tinylittle small things, just a moment
that made you step back and go, gosh, dang it, that was
nice. I work with a greatgroup of people and they I'll pitch into
house. There we go on.There is nothing like a great team effort
at the office. What kind ofwork you guys do? I look at
the library. Oh wow, whata riddle me? This are we do?
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We still have to be super quietof the library like all the shows
we used to watch. No,we're a progressive library. There's no shushing
going on. No, there's noshushing and shout them out. I want
to shout out your progressive library,the Lodeye Library. Oh there we go,
shout out load ee. That's whatI'm talking about. Yes, I
love it. We'll go go tothe load I library. Tell Cheryl that
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jeremy incension. She'll give you afree book and that you don't have to
return it. Oh oh, that'sagainst the rules. Sorry, Okay,
you go see Cheryl anyway. Allright, I love it, great too,
Chery. We'll talk to you soon. Bye bye bye. All right,
let's hook you up with those Martinlaurncetikets. Give me two songs and
we got you a britt of Carpenter. Then after the weekend Kiss FM,
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we'll play the Think Fast game withCollege twelve. That's Steven at Columbia Station,
Martin Lawrence. Tickets are on theline, Steven, how are you
Steve? And I apologize for Colin'sSteph because as a Jeremiah, I hate
when people call me Jeremy. Soare you a Steven at all times?
Times? No? No, wereyou just saying Stephen because you wanted to
sound professional on the radio. Ofcourse I like it, Steven, I
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like it. Well, now you'reStephen forever. All right, here's how
the game works. It's called thingfast. Twenty seconds, answer four questions
as fast as you can. Idon't want you to think. I want
you to hear the question and letwords come out of your mouth. Just
don't make them bad words. Okay, all right, here we go all
start the time or after I askyou question number one? Which is name
a sport you play with a paddle. Name a sport with a net,
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basketball, Name a sport with awooden ball. Name a sport that kids
will play baseball? Baseball's right,let's go, Steven, you win man.
Congratulations, your brain is on overdrivetoday. I'm here for it's Steven.
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It is you Stephen J. No, Stephen P. Yeah, are
you lying to me? No?The long pause you had to think about
it. I was just curious.Stephen P. From Columbia Station. Congratulations,
you're going to Martin Lawrence. Awesome, thank you. You are very
welcome, my friend. You havethe best time in the world. All
right, all right, thanks StephenSitchi. I'm gonna get more info from
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you. Thank you, Stephen.P war hookups all the way. We'll
say to you a Blue Hair andBrewery down in Medinah. That'll happened at
three forty. And if you've evertold on your sibling before, hang on
to that story because it could scoreyou AGR tickets at four thirty. Right
here on the Jerimia Show, stillcommercial free. It's Kiss FM. I
was like cases in All New ClevelandConfessional on the way three thirty coming up.
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It's a Jeromyas Show ninety six fiveKiss FM. Keep in mind,
if you do have a secret youwould like to confess on the show.
You can't tell the people in yourlife. You can be anonymous if you
want. You can make up yourname, but I haven't go to anonymous
name. It's Natasha. Shoot usat DMJ Show Radio, any of the
player. We'll get your number.We'll call you back and let you confess
here right on the radio. Kendall'ssecret has something to do with this I'm
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seeing the writing on the wall.Ooh, so she has a plan after
seeing the writing on the wall,and it's interesting. Three point thirty.
We'll get into your cleaping confessional hereon the Jeremiah Show. Summer in full
swing. It's finally cool and off. Oh it was just miserable. I
was so hot on Saturday. Iwas at a golf outing. We were
done about I don't know, sixseven o'clock. Got back to my house
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and I didn't even strip down.I took off my belt, I made
sure my pockets were empty, mywatch was off, and I went face
first friends face first in my children'skiddie bowl with children in it at the
moment because I was so hot andI was sitting there just glistening, probably
Steen coming off with my body,and I was like, man, this
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is nice. I'm so glad.My wife got this at Oldie for fifty
bucks. Have you seen that?It comes with a pump and every you
got chemicals in it? Fifty bucksboom. I call that my backyard summer
hack, and all the credit goesto my wife. But we've all got
those things right that how we've hackedsummer in our backyard. So we don't
have to go anywhere and spend Howmuch does it cost to go to a
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public pool these days, three thousanddollars a day. Let me do that,
let me let me do this.Let's go text me right now,
what is your backyard summer hack?What have you done in your backyard to
hack summer to have yourself a goodold time without having to leave the house,
without having to spend a butt tonof money. And we can we
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can compile all these we can sharethem with the world, so we can
all enjoy summer a little bit cheaper, a little bit closer to home.
Together, you get a great one. I see them all the time.
I actually saw it like a foodone. You get a food one.
So someone was making watermelon fries.You're not like cutting the watermelon. You're
not like frying up the watermelon.But it's like in a little fry shapes
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and you dip it in some sortof sauce. I gotta find that.
I hope. I book marked iton TikTok. If you have a backyard
summer hack, like I said,text into the show. It's two one
sixty five seven eight ninety six five. Oh, you can call if you
want to love to answer the phone. Also on the free iHeartRadio app,
you can find us there and alittle red microphone. As you're listening to
Kiss FM, it's called a talkback. Comes to me right here in the
station. What's your backyard summer hack? Cleveland, Cleveland number one Kiss station,
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ninety six five Kiss FM, Anew Cleveland gettingfessional just a few minutes
away from right now on the chiotMyasholt's ninety six five KISSFM. Let's talk
to Justina. She's in prima Justina. Good afternoon, acar Justina. I
love that was that was maybe myfavorite one of all time. Oh my
god. Thank He's a good retort. So, Justina, we're talking about
summertime backyard hacks. I talked aboutmy wife got the fifty dollars old.
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He pulled these watermelon French fries thateveryone's raping about. I think you have
the best summertime backyard hack. Whatis it? My husband, Paris,
my in laws have an en groundpull in their backyard where we just go
there. Yes, that's that's theultimate. I don't think that. I
don't think you can, uh,you can pick a better one than that.
Yes, honestly, we call itthe Family, the Family Country Club.
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I love it. See, Iactually just wanted to talk to you
because you text me and just getthe address and I'll show up there later.
Oh yeah, maybe maybe you'll getthat July fourth and there we go.
Yeah, give me the July fourth, and in fact, maybe I'll
bring the radio stuff or whatever.We'll play some music. There we go.
Okay, yeah, I own noneof the equipment, but it's fine
for a free pool. I'll riskmy job. Justina good, I love
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it. Thank you so much forlistening. I appreciate you absolutely fine.
Get you a Cleve confessional coming upnext. Kendall has a secret. I've
seen the writing on the wall.She has a plan for that writing on
the wall. Two songs from rightnow will hook you up on Kiss FM.
You got secrets, We love secrets. You here the better. This
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is the Cleveland Confessional spill that seethe play for Cleveland comes to confess their
deepest, darkest secret, the onesyou can't tell your friends, your family,
the people involved. Obviously you cantell us. It all starts with
the DM at Jshow Radio. Andmaybe we'll call you back like we're gonna
call Kendle. Right now, Hello, why is Kendle available? Oh yeah,
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that's the Kendle. Who's there?Kendall to Jeremiah Show ninety six five?
Kiss FM Hagar. Oh my god, Kendall, do you remember dming
us about having a secret a Clevelandconfessional? Yes? I do have I
got a secret confession. Oh mygod. All right, we're here to
collect on it. Are you ina safe space? That's question number one,
where like the wrong people aren't gonnahear it. Oh well, you
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know, I think we should befine. Okay, Kendall, tell me
what do you want to confess?Here's my confession. I'm actually trying to
make my boyfriend pretty jealous. Whatdo you mean You're trying to make him
jealous? What does that mean?All right, Well, okay, he
has a friend. That's the girl, you know what, I like,
one of those friends that he's hadfor his whole life, like you know,
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engaged to Toddler or whatever. Butthe thing is, her problem is
that she wants to be friends withhim, you know what I mean,
Like she obviously just wants to getwith him. Like I'm seeing the writing
on the wall, and I've tried, I've tried everything to get this woman
out of his life. Like Ieven I even went as far as paying
a friend of mine to get herto go out with him so she'd be
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in a relationship and leave my boyfriendalone. Oh so I really yeah,
I don't really know what the heckelse to do here, Like should I
like threaten her or something? DriverI mean, I don't know. Maybe
I could get news of her andplan him on his phone, or maybe
your listeners can help me out.I uh, well, WHOA, Okay,
So what makes so he says they'refriends so like, but you don't
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believe him. It's not that Idon't believe him, it's just I think
he can be you know, becausethis is his friends for most of his
life. I think he's overlooking myfeelings and I think personally he's not really
taking a step back and looking atthe situation. From my point of view,
It's like he just kind of expectedme to be totally fine with him,
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you know, having a very closefriend who's a girl interesting, So
you're playing instead of talking to himabout this is just to make go make
her go away to by? Likedid you say you paid a friend to
try to go out with her.Well, yeah, I mean I tried
everything else, and listen, Ireally don't want to be the bad guy
here, so I'm just trying to, you know, make him see the
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light a little bit like on howI feel interesting. You're trying not to
be the bad guy. Yeah,I mean, honestly, at the end
of the day, this is reallymore for both of us, like we
need to be able to move forwardin a relationship. But I just don't
think that's going to happen if she'sin the picture. Ye got something you
want to confess? Since the DMpat Tsha Radio, Yeah, did Jeremia
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show a ninety six five KISSFM?Keep in mind, I got those AGR
tickets coming up for you four tothirty. Well, say hit the commercial
free buttons for you. In themeantime, let's talk to College twelve.
But Seth and Willoby, you're goingto Blue Hair and dude, congrats,
he I'm expended for that. Getsome dinner taken care of. Have you
made it down to Medina from Willoughbybefore I have? But for other circum
circumstances, okay, Well, thesecircumstances are gonna be delicious, Seth,
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because Blue hen right off seventy oneand eighteen. There you got all you
can eat crab leggs tomorrow. Sothat's going on all right. I love
crableggs. You tear those up.Seth congratulations, fifty bucks. Do you
get a couple of craft beers.It's gonna be good time, all right,
my friend, I thank you.You are very welcome. Sets sit
tight. I'm gonna get more infofrom you off the air, more hookups
on the way. You want togo to a JR. We got that
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happening for you. Tell me howyou rant it on your sibling. Four
thirty. You can win on ninetysix five kiss FF. AJR tickets are
on the way for you. Fourthirty on the jare on Maya show.
It's ninety six five Kiss FM.Yesterday's winner her son called nine one one
hundred on her older son because hemooned him at Calahari. That's what won
yesterday. You give me a goodrout out story. Four thirty. You'll
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be seeing AJR when they come toCleveland on Thursday. This out of the
program brought to you by my friendsat Ken Canley Chevrolet. A road of
course, your hometown deal like threeten West Garfield Swing by Tom Jeremy.
Essentially, they're going to take greatcare of you while you're there. Check
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on that. Check one out.See if it's for him? Hey,
what useless thing do you still havememorized? And I bring this to you
because as I'm driving my six yearold to football camp this morning, he
asked me about a state like hecouldn't remember the state. He must have
seened on his iPad or whatever,and in order to figure out what state
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it was, he knew a letterI recited without even thinking, something that
has been ingrained in my brain sinceI was just a year older than him.
Remember the fifteen to fifty United States? Is that how you guys learned
them? Shout out missus Baker ata Ritman Elementary School, second third,
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fourth, fifth grade, Way County. Because she ingrained that in my brain
so much, it's still there ready. Alla Bama, Alaska, Arozona,
Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana,
Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kads. I can know that's
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pretty good. That's pretty good forthat being gone for so many years,
it came back to me instantly.Anyone else know that one? Here's what
I want to know, and shootme a text really quick. If you
got a second two one six fiveseven eight ninety six five oz iHeartRadio app.
It's free red microphone. There youtap that little audio piece comes right
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here to the station we called atalkback. Tell me what useless thing you
still have memorized after all these years? Or just call and recite the fifteen
and fifty United States, so ifyou can get to the end before I
can. Indiana, Iowa, Kansas? Is it Kansas? I think I
put Kansas on the wrong spot.Come on, give me a little bit
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credit here, all right? Twoone sixty five seven eight ninety six five
oz collar texts the same number.What useless thing do you still have memorized?
Ninety six five Kiss ON That commercialfree for you right now in the
Jeremiah showhere ninety six five Kiss FM. Those A JR. Tickets less than
ten minutes from right now. Youcan win those. All I want to
know is how you are at itout your sibling, best story wends,
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they AhR tickets, They're here Thursday. So I got two more pairs to
give away to you. Sorry,talking about useless memory things that are just
locked in your brain. Fifteen tofifty United States, locked in big shout
out my music teacher, Missus Bakerin second grade. Way count it written
in elementary school. Thank you forthat? All right, Rachel, what
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you got? Tell me what's youruseless memorized thing you got? So I
grew up elementary school, we didn'thave cell phones. Then we have each
other on the playground. We wouldhave like these handshakes we would do so
of course, like everybody knows tatcakes, patcake or whatever, but we would
do one called slide. And it'sgot a little jingle to it, and
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I think I just had it inmy head. It's like, I don't
want to go to Mexico no moreand more more. There's a big fat
policeman at the door to grab meby the collar and maybe by a dollar.
I don't want to go to Mexicono more and or more. And
then the first person say shame winsthe game. So it's just like a
little ementary school. It is andI really thought about it in like years
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until the other day I said,for shame, for shame, and I'm
like, wait, Mexico, Ilove that. So I want to test
you. Get if I see ifyou can finish this ready, Miss Mary
mac mac mac. Oh my gosh, I can't remember, but I do.
That's ringing bell. I forget howthat one goes too. There's like
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so many of those little things thereis. This is stupid one where you
like put your hands together and likeopen the gate. Would you hate?
That's your date? Like, wait, do you remember? Do you remember?
Here's the church, here's the steeple, yes, open open the door
and see all the people, andthen open the door and see no people.
Oh my gosh, what did wejust do to the world? Because
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I think everyone is just doing thisin their car right now and they're so
mad at us. I really hopeit brings back some nostalgion. I love
it so much. Well, thankyou so much for calling, kiss,
thank you for listening to I appreciateyou. Have a great day. Bye
bye, Hey Brook, good afternoon. Hey girl, all Hello, what
you said? I said, Heygirl, Hey brick Brooke, tell me
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what useless thing you still have memorized. Okay, so I have the fifty
stace memorized in alcidentical order. Yes, that's the thing. It's the fifteen
to fifty United States, right.Yes. As soon as I heard you
say that, I was like,Hello, that's me. I got to
Idaho. Can you can you getfarther than that? Yes? Do it
right now? Okay? Alabama,Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California and
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Colorado, kid Delaware, Florida,Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois,
Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland. Be
it saida Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Madata, New Jersey, New Hampshire,
New Mexico, New York, NorthCarolina, North Dakota, oh Hio,
Oklahoma, Oregonlavia, Rhode Island,South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee,
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Texas, and Washington West Virgins.Who You're welcome, Cleveland. You're
welcome for what just happened in yourears? Oh what did we do?
We should win an award? Cansomeone give us an award for that?
That was amazing? You killed it, you killed it. Oh my gosh,
thank you for sharing that, andthank you so much for listening.
I'll talk to you soon, allright, Okay, bye hie, all
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right, get you those AhR tickets. How'd you write on your sibling?
Give me two songs Lincoln Park?Then after Kendrick hooking you up on ninety
six five, kiss at Them.It starts how did you rat out your
sibling? Or how did your siblingrat out you? Story in Cleveland Wind's
AJR tickets are coming to town onThursday two, one, six, five,
seven, eight, ninety six five. Oh Rachel and Olaria, good
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afternoon, Hagar AJR tickets are onthe line. If you've got the best
story about how you rad it onyour sibling? What'd you do? Oh?
She was in the driveway with aboy in the back of her car.
Oh. I had told my dadthat the tire was glad it needed
to check. Oh my gosh.This is not sure what happened from there,
but there was a lot of yelling, Oh boy, can you go
out with a weapon? Well youwant you know? Tool? Yeah?
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Oh boy? Oh no, whathappened? Whatever happened with that boy?
Oh? I didn't see him again. Oh that sounds like maybe this is
this is the next stake. Okay, you saw him breathing. Just for
the record. Yeah, okay,just okay, good to know, all
right? Good two one, six, five, seven, eight, ninety
six five. Oh you got astory? How'd you rat how your sibling?
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Best story in Cleveland? Is goingto see a JR? On Thursday?
Good luck? Friends. Since you'reon my show on ninety six five
KISSFM, let's talk to Rachel again. Rachel. Good afternoon, Hcker,
Earl Rachel. I scoured the calls, I scoured the text. I'll tell
you what, if you wouldn't havelied to your dad and just told him
that your your sister was out therewith a girl with a boy, you
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would have won. But since youjust lied to him and told him there
was a tire to fix, thatdid it? You're going to a JR.
Congratulations. I'm just curious what sizewrench he threatened him with. That's
really my question. Can you followup with that for me? I honestly
don't know. I wasn't outside.Yeah, let me let me know if
you talk. Next time you talkedto Pops. Okay, it AJR is
there this Thursday? You were goingto be there. I have the best
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time in the world. Rachel,Thank you. So much, you are
so well, How does it.I'll get all your info off the unless
you want me to give all yourpersonal info on the radio. Oh okay,
cool? All three on hold here? Okay, thank you? All
right, congrats again, Rachel.More hook outs for you tomorrow. I
got one more pair. We'll doit again tomorrow at four thirty on ninety
sixty five Kiss FM. Let's keepthe commercial freeness going though. There we
go clevel a confessional on the wayfor you at five point thirty. So
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we're always spreading good vibes on theshow. Good things happening in your life,
We want to hear all about them. Please tell us all about them.
How about uh, let's talk toJanet with good vibes. Janet,
tell me something good that happened toyou today in your life? What's up?
Actually, I'm going to Jane JacksonNellie tonight. Let's go Where are
you sitting? Are you sitting highup or are you sitting down below?
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Okay, Well, here's here's thething about what we do at Kiss FM.
We tend to show up to theseshows and go to the top and
upgrade people. So I'm not sayingI can't I can't give it to you
on the radio, but I'm justsaying be on the lookout for a slightly
chubby I guess I'm middle aged manwith upgrades to the floor, because I
might have some in my back pocket. See now, now you've made it
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like a conspiracy. So if youdid, ran it, and it'll just
have to be random. Okay,So you and you and everyone else that's
going to Janet tonight. If yougot some crappy seats, we're gonna up
because that's what we do. Wereyour hook up station, Heather one,
let's go look at she said it, and I'd even ask her to.
I love it. You have thebest time. Hopefully maybe I'll see you
there. Thank you. Let's besmart about this. I'm smart, so
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smart. It's time to smart youup, Cleveland. We're not gonna be
the stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah'sfun Fact of the day, Every once
in a while, get one ofthose fun facts that makes me spittake,
and this one almost did. ButI was in front of a computer and
I want emails, and like Ialready broke one monitor, I don't need
to break another. Your fun facttoday involves ballet dancers. You know,
female ballet dancers called ballerinas. Obviously, However, in Italian if you're a
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male ballet dancer, you are referredto as a ballerino. That sounds about
mainlier than anything I've ever done inmy life. Genius in the daytime on
the Jeremiah Show, it's ninety sixto five Kiss FM. What's a genius
to the day, Well, thatwould be someone who's on topthing. So
talk about anything you've done pales incomparison. I'm sorry so to Stream love
your product, but I don't loveyour privatized water fountains in Philadelphia that require
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ads to dose out eight ounces ofwater per minute. Did you hear what
I said? Obviously, when yougo to the airport you want some water,
you're gonna go to a water fountain. It's gonna distribute some water for
free. Not if you go toPhiladelphia's airport, because soda Stream will disperse
eight ounces of water per minute andmakes you watch an ad before quenching your
(23:25):
thirst. No, some guy putthis on red and said, no,
this is this is a horrible idea, especially when there was a line behind
you. Listen, we all,we all thought we had it made in
the shade and ads were gone.When on demand happy guess what ads came
back. Keep your ads on yourtelevision, don't put them in my water,
you dummies. Thanks for listening tothat Jeremiah Show on demand. For
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more, find us on TikTok,Instagram and more at Chase Show Radio Pants
weekdays two to six on Nice's fivekis FM.
The North Dakota, Ohio. Thisis for you to cheer on my show,
and this is how you do it. Yes, all our friends,
welcome into your Tuesdays. It's stillraining because I'm very confused. I don't
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know, man, I just giveit up. I do know. We
got Janet Jackson in town, Nellyas well. I saw some tour buses
pulling down Prospect as I came hereto the iHeart Studio. I'm guessing it
was probably one of them. Notsure do I have upgrades tonight? If
you're going to the show, youhave to find me Rocket Mortgage Field House.
Welcome into your Tuesday. Let's getit going with Martin Llawyn's tickets are
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two thirty today and of course goodvibes from you, Cleveld. Let me
go. Things happening in your life, tell me all about it on the
text to two one six five seveneight ninety six five. Oh, it's
the same number if you want tocall. Also, if you're listening on
the free iHeart radio, AP didI mention it's free at that little red
microphone, it comes to me righthere in the studio. We call it
a talkback. You can call itwhatever you want I was kicking off with
(01:03):
some old school Kanye. Sure,why not. It's Tuesday, after all,
Get out of here, get outof work, but keep the radio
on. Okay, So Jeremiah Show, Kiss Machine US and Window Broke Broke
still commercial freeze to Jeremiah Show onninety six five Kiss FM. Figure Tuesday.
It's Tuesday, right, I gotlost there for a second. Yeah,
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Martin Lawrence Dickts He's coming to aRocket mortgage field house in August.
We are hooking you up in justunder ten minutes from right now. Always
spreading the good vibes, good thingshappening in your life. Tell us all
about it. You can shoot usat text too, one six five seventy
ninety six five. Oh shay,what you got? Spread the goodvibes?
Tell me something good that happened toyou today in your life. Oh,
(01:47):
I don't know if it is notover yet? Nothing good yet. No,
I'm something I'm talking like even tinylittle small things, just a moment
that made you step back and go, gosh, dang it, that was
nice. I work with a greatgroup of people and they I'll pitch into
house. There we go on.There is nothing like a great team effort
at the office. What kind ofwork you guys do? I look at
the library. Oh wow, whata riddle me? This are we do?
(02:09):
We still have to be super quietof the library like all the shows
we used to watch. No,we're a progressive library. There's no shushing
going on. No, there's noshushing and shout them out. I want
to shout out your progressive library,the Lodeye Library. Oh there we go,
shout out load ee. That's whatI'm talking about. Yes, I
love it. We'll go go tothe load I library. Tell Cheryl that
(02:29):
jeremy incension. She'll give you afree book and that you don't have to
return it. Oh oh, that'sagainst the rules. Sorry, Okay,
you go see Cheryl anyway. Allright, I love it, great too,
Chery. We'll talk to you soon. Bye bye bye. All right,
let's hook you up with those Martinlaurncetikets. Give me two songs and
we got you a britt of Carpenter. Then after the weekend Kiss FM,
(02:51):
we'll play the Think Fast game withCollege twelve. That's Steven at Columbia Station,
Martin Lawrence. Tickets are on theline, Steven, how are you
Steve? And I apologize for Colin'sSteph because as a Jeremiah, I hate
when people call me Jeremy. Soare you a Steven at all times?
Times? No? No, wereyou just saying Stephen because you wanted to
sound professional on the radio. Ofcourse I like it, Steven, I
(03:13):
like it. Well, now you'reStephen forever. All right, here's how
the game works. It's called thingfast. Twenty seconds, answer four questions
as fast as you can. Idon't want you to think. I want
you to hear the question and letwords come out of your mouth. Just
don't make them bad words. Okay, all right, here we go all
start the time or after I askyou question number one? Which is name
a sport you play with a paddle. Name a sport with a net,
(03:38):
basketball, Name a sport with awooden ball. Name a sport that kids
will play baseball? Baseball's right,let's go, Steven, you win man.
Congratulations, your brain is on overdrivetoday. I'm here for it's Steven.
(03:59):
It is you Stephen J. No, Stephen P. Yeah, are
you lying to me? No?The long pause you had to think about
it. I was just curious.Stephen P. From Columbia Station. Congratulations,
you're going to Martin Lawrence. Awesome, thank you. You are very
welcome, my friend. You havethe best time in the world. All
right, all right, thanks StephenSitchi. I'm gonna get more info from
(04:21):
you. Thank you, Stephen.P war hookups all the way. We'll
say to you a Blue Hair andBrewery down in Medinah. That'll happened at
three forty. And if you've evertold on your sibling before, hang on
to that story because it could scoreyou AGR tickets at four thirty. Right
here on the Jerimia Show, stillcommercial free. It's Kiss FM. I
was like cases in All New ClevelandConfessional on the way three thirty coming up.
(04:44):
It's a Jeromyas Show ninety six fiveKiss FM. Keep in mind,
if you do have a secret youwould like to confess on the show.
You can't tell the people in yourlife. You can be anonymous if you
want. You can make up yourname, but I haven't go to anonymous
name. It's Natasha. Shoot usat DMJ Show Radio, any of the
player. We'll get your number.We'll call you back and let you confess
here right on the radio. Kendall'ssecret has something to do with this I'm
(05:08):
seeing the writing on the wall.Ooh, so she has a plan after
seeing the writing on the wall,and it's interesting. Three point thirty.
We'll get into your cleaping confessional hereon the Jeremiah Show. Summer in full
swing. It's finally cool and off. Oh it was just miserable. I
was so hot on Saturday. Iwas at a golf outing. We were
done about I don't know, sixseven o'clock. Got back to my house
(05:32):
and I didn't even strip down.I took off my belt, I made
sure my pockets were empty, mywatch was off, and I went face
first friends face first in my children'skiddie bowl with children in it at the
moment because I was so hot andI was sitting there just glistening, probably
Steen coming off with my body,and I was like, man, this
(05:53):
is nice. I'm so glad.My wife got this at Oldie for fifty
bucks. Have you seen that?It comes with a pump and every you
got chemicals in it? Fifty bucksboom. I call that my backyard summer
hack, and all the credit goesto my wife. But we've all got
those things right that how we've hackedsummer in our backyard. So we don't
have to go anywhere and spend Howmuch does it cost to go to a
(06:15):
public pool these days, three thousanddollars a day. Let me do that,
let me let me do this.Let's go text me right now,
what is your backyard summer hack?What have you done in your backyard to
hack summer to have yourself a goodold time without having to leave the house,
without having to spend a butt tonof money. And we can we
(06:39):
can compile all these we can sharethem with the world, so we can
all enjoy summer a little bit cheaper, a little bit closer to home.
Together, you get a great one. I see them all the time.
I actually saw it like a foodone. You get a food one.
So someone was making watermelon fries.You're not like cutting the watermelon. You're
not like frying up the watermelon.But it's like in a little fry shapes
(07:00):
and you dip it in some sortof sauce. I gotta find that.
I hope. I book marked iton TikTok. If you have a backyard
summer hack, like I said,text into the show. It's two one
sixty five seven eight ninety six five. Oh, you can call if you
want to love to answer the phone. Also on the free iHeartRadio app,
you can find us there and alittle red microphone. As you're listening to
Kiss FM, it's called a talkback. Comes to me right here in the
station. What's your backyard summer hack? Cleveland, Cleveland number one Kiss station,
(07:26):
ninety six five Kiss FM, Anew Cleveland gettingfessional just a few minutes
away from right now on the chiotMyasholt's ninety six five KISSFM. Let's talk
to Justina. She's in prima Justina. Good afternoon, acar Justina. I
love that was that was maybe myfavorite one of all time. Oh my
god. Thank He's a good retort. So, Justina, we're talking about
summertime backyard hacks. I talked aboutmy wife got the fifty dollars old.
(07:48):
He pulled these watermelon French fries thateveryone's raping about. I think you have
the best summertime backyard hack. Whatis it? My husband, Paris,
my in laws have an en groundpull in their backyard where we just go
there. Yes, that's that's theultimate. I don't think that. I
don't think you can, uh,you can pick a better one than that.
Yes, honestly, we call itthe Family, the Family Country Club.
(08:11):
I love it. See, Iactually just wanted to talk to you
because you text me and just getthe address and I'll show up there later.
Oh yeah, maybe maybe you'll getthat July fourth and there we go.
Yeah, give me the July fourth, and in fact, maybe I'll
bring the radio stuff or whatever.We'll play some music. There we go.
Okay, yeah, I own noneof the equipment, but it's fine
for a free pool. I'll riskmy job. Justina good, I love
(08:33):
it. Thank you so much forlistening. I appreciate you absolutely fine.
Get you a Cleve confessional coming upnext. Kendall has a secret. I've
seen the writing on the wall.She has a plan for that writing on
the wall. Two songs from rightnow will hook you up on Kiss FM.
You got secrets, We love secrets. You here the better. This
(08:56):
is the Cleveland Confessional spill that seethe play for Cleveland comes to confess their
deepest, darkest secret, the onesyou can't tell your friends, your family,
the people involved. Obviously you cantell us. It all starts with
the DM at Jshow Radio. Andmaybe we'll call you back like we're gonna
call Kendle. Right now, Hello, why is Kendle available? Oh yeah,
(09:18):
that's the Kendle. Who's there?Kendall to Jeremiah Show ninety six five?
Kiss FM Hagar. Oh my god, Kendall, do you remember dming
us about having a secret a Clevelandconfessional? Yes? I do have I
got a secret confession. Oh mygod. All right, we're here to
collect on it. Are you ina safe space? That's question number one,
where like the wrong people aren't gonnahear it. Oh well, you
(09:39):
know, I think we should befine. Okay, Kendall, tell me
what do you want to confess?Here's my confession. I'm actually trying to
make my boyfriend pretty jealous. Whatdo you mean You're trying to make him
jealous? What does that mean?All right, Well, okay, he
has a friend. That's the girl, you know what, I like,
one of those friends that he's hadfor his whole life, like you know,
(10:00):
engaged to Toddler or whatever. Butthe thing is, her problem is
that she wants to be friends withhim, you know what I mean,
Like she obviously just wants to getwith him. Like I'm seeing the writing
on the wall, and I've tried, I've tried everything to get this woman
out of his life. Like Ieven I even went as far as paying
a friend of mine to get herto go out with him so she'd be
(10:22):
in a relationship and leave my boyfriendalone. Oh so I really yeah,
I don't really know what the heckelse to do here, Like should I
like threaten her or something? DriverI mean, I don't know. Maybe
I could get news of her andplan him on his phone, or maybe
your listeners can help me out.I uh, well, WHOA, Okay,
So what makes so he says they'refriends so like, but you don't
(10:43):
believe him. It's not that Idon't believe him, it's just I think
he can be you know, becausethis is his friends for most of his
life. I think he's overlooking myfeelings and I think personally he's not really
taking a step back and looking atthe situation. From my point of view,
It's like he just kind of expectedme to be totally fine with him,
(11:03):
you know, having a very closefriend who's a girl interesting, So
you're playing instead of talking to himabout this is just to make go make
her go away to by? Likedid you say you paid a friend to
try to go out with her.Well, yeah, I mean I tried
everything else, and listen, Ireally don't want to be the bad guy
here, so I'm just trying to, you know, make him see the
(11:24):
light a little bit like on howI feel interesting. You're trying not to
be the bad guy. Yeah,I mean, honestly, at the end
of the day, this is reallymore for both of us, like we
need to be able to move forwardin a relationship. But I just don't
think that's going to happen if she'sin the picture. Ye got something you
want to confess? Since the DMpat Tsha Radio, Yeah, did Jeremia
(11:48):
show a ninety six five KISSFM?Keep in mind, I got those AGR
tickets coming up for you four tothirty. Well, say hit the commercial
free buttons for you. In themeantime, let's talk to College twelve.
But Seth and Willoby, you're goingto Blue Hair and dude, congrats,
he I'm expended for that. Getsome dinner taken care of. Have you
made it down to Medina from Willoughbybefore I have? But for other circum
circumstances, okay, Well, thesecircumstances are gonna be delicious, Seth,
(12:11):
because Blue hen right off seventy oneand eighteen. There you got all you
can eat crab leggs tomorrow. Sothat's going on all right. I love
crableggs. You tear those up.Seth congratulations, fifty bucks. Do you
get a couple of craft beers.It's gonna be good time, all right,
my friend, I thank you.You are very welcome. Sets sit
tight. I'm gonna get more infofrom you off the air, more hookups
on the way. You want togo to a JR. We got that
(12:33):
happening for you. Tell me howyou rant it on your sibling. Four
thirty. You can win on ninetysix five kiss FF. AJR tickets are
on the way for you. Fourthirty on the jare on Maya show.
It's ninety six five Kiss FM.Yesterday's winner her son called nine one one
hundred on her older son because hemooned him at Calahari. That's what won
yesterday. You give me a goodrout out story. Four thirty. You'll
(12:56):
be seeing AJR when they come toCleveland on Thursday. This out of the
program brought to you by my friendsat Ken Canley Chevrolet. A road of
course, your hometown deal like threeten West Garfield Swing by Tom Jeremy.
Essentially, they're going to take greatcare of you while you're there. Check
out that Blazer Evy, that's theirelectric blazer. I drove that thing,
got a old test drive. Ohmy god, it's amazing. Her moment's
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on that. Check one out.See if it's for him? Hey,
what useless thing do you still havememorized? And I bring this to you
because as I'm driving my six yearold to football camp this morning, he
asked me about a state like hecouldn't remember the state. He must have
seened on his iPad or whatever,and in order to figure out what state
(13:41):
it was, he knew a letterI recited without even thinking, something that
has been ingrained in my brain sinceI was just a year older than him.
Remember the fifteen to fifty United States? Is that how you guys learned
them? Shout out missus Baker ata Ritman Elementary School, second third,
(14:01):
fourth, fifth grade, Way County. Because she ingrained that in my brain
so much, it's still there ready. Alla Bama, Alaska, Arozona,
Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana,
Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kads. I can know that's
(14:22):
pretty good. That's pretty good forthat being gone for so many years,
it came back to me instantly.Anyone else know that one? Here's what
I want to know, and shootme a text really quick. If you
got a second two one six fiveseven eight ninety six five oz iHeartRadio app.
It's free red microphone. There youtap that little audio piece comes right
(14:43):
here to the station we called atalkback. Tell me what useless thing you
still have memorized after all these years? Or just call and recite the fifteen
and fifty United States, so ifyou can get to the end before I
can. Indiana, Iowa, Kansas? Is it Kansas? I think I
put Kansas on the wrong spot.Come on, give me a little bit
(15:05):
credit here, all right? Twoone sixty five seven eight ninety six five
oz collar texts the same number.What useless thing do you still have memorized?
Ninety six five Kiss ON That commercialfree for you right now in the
Jeremiah showhere ninety six five Kiss FM. Those A JR. Tickets less than
ten minutes from right now. Youcan win those. All I want to
know is how you are at itout your sibling, best story wends,
(15:26):
they AhR tickets, They're here Thursday. So I got two more pairs to
give away to you. Sorry,talking about useless memory things that are just
locked in your brain. Fifteen tofifty United States, locked in big shout
out my music teacher, Missus Bakerin second grade. Way count it written
in elementary school. Thank you forthat? All right, Rachel, what
(15:46):
you got? Tell me what's youruseless memorized thing you got? So I
grew up elementary school, we didn'thave cell phones. Then we have each
other on the playground. We wouldhave like these handshakes we would do so
of course, like everybody knows tatcakes, patcake or whatever, but we would
do one called slide. And it'sgot a little jingle to it, and
(16:08):
I think I just had it inmy head. It's like, I don't
want to go to Mexico no moreand more more. There's a big fat
policeman at the door to grab meby the collar and maybe by a dollar.
I don't want to go to Mexicono more and or more. And
then the first person say shame winsthe game. So it's just like a
little ementary school. It is andI really thought about it in like years
(16:32):
until the other day I said,for shame, for shame, and I'm
like, wait, Mexico, Ilove that. So I want to test
you. Get if I see ifyou can finish this ready, Miss Mary
mac mac mac. Oh my gosh, I can't remember, but I do.
That's ringing bell. I forget howthat one goes too. There's like
(16:53):
so many of those little things thereis. This is stupid one where you
like put your hands together and likeopen the gate. Would you hate?
That's your date? Like, wait, do you remember? Do you remember?
Here's the church, here's the steeple, yes, open open the door
and see all the people, andthen open the door and see no people.
Oh my gosh, what did wejust do to the world? Because
(17:14):
I think everyone is just doing thisin their car right now and they're so
mad at us. I really hopeit brings back some nostalgion. I love
it so much. Well, thankyou so much for calling, kiss,
thank you for listening to I appreciateyou. Have a great day. Bye
bye, Hey Brook, good afternoon. Hey girl, all Hello, what
you said? I said, Heygirl, Hey brick Brooke, tell me
(17:36):
what useless thing you still have memorized. Okay, so I have the fifty
stace memorized in alcidentical order. Yes, that's the thing. It's the fifteen
to fifty United States, right.Yes. As soon as I heard you
say that, I was like,Hello, that's me. I got to
Idaho. Can you can you getfarther than that? Yes? Do it
right now? Okay? Alabama,Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California and
(17:59):
Colorado, kid Delaware, Florida,Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois,
Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland. Be
it saida Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Madata, New Jersey, New Hampshire,
New Mexico, New York, NorthCarolina, North Dakota, oh Hio,
Oklahoma, Oregonlavia, Rhode Island,South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee,
(18:22):
Texas, and Washington West Virgins.Who You're welcome, Cleveland. You're
welcome for what just happened in yourears? Oh what did we do?
We should win an award? Cansomeone give us an award for that?
That was amazing? You killed it, you killed it. Oh my gosh,
thank you for sharing that, andthank you so much for listening.
I'll talk to you soon, allright, Okay, bye hie, all
(18:45):
right, get you those AhR tickets. How'd you write on your sibling?
Give me two songs Lincoln Park?Then after Kendrick hooking you up on ninety
six five, kiss at Them.It starts how did you rat out your
sibling? Or how did your siblingrat out you? Story in Cleveland Wind's
AJR tickets are coming to town onThursday two, one, six, five,
seven, eight, ninety six five. Oh Rachel and Olaria, good
(19:07):
afternoon, Hagar AJR tickets are onthe line. If you've got the best
story about how you rad it onyour sibling? What'd you do? Oh?
She was in the driveway with aboy in the back of her car.
Oh. I had told my dadthat the tire was glad it needed
to check. Oh my gosh.This is not sure what happened from there,
but there was a lot of yelling, Oh boy, can you go
out with a weapon? Well youwant you know? Tool? Yeah?
(19:33):
Oh boy? Oh no, whathappened? Whatever happened with that boy?
Oh? I didn't see him again. Oh that sounds like maybe this is
this is the next stake. Okay, you saw him breathing. Just for
the record. Yeah, okay,just okay, good to know, all
right? Good two one, six, five, seven, eight, ninety
six five. Oh you got astory? How'd you rat how your sibling?
(19:55):
Best story in Cleveland? Is goingto see a JR? On Thursday?
Good luck? Friends. Since you'reon my show on ninety six five
KISSFM, let's talk to Rachel again. Rachel. Good afternoon, Hcker,
Earl Rachel. I scoured the calls, I scoured the text. I'll tell
you what, if you wouldn't havelied to your dad and just told him
that your your sister was out therewith a girl with a boy, you
(20:15):
would have won. But since youjust lied to him and told him there
was a tire to fix, thatdid it? You're going to a JR.
Congratulations. I'm just curious what sizewrench he threatened him with. That's
really my question. Can you followup with that for me? I honestly
don't know. I wasn't outside.Yeah, let me let me know if
you talk. Next time you talkedto Pops. Okay, it AJR is
there this Thursday? You were goingto be there. I have the best
(20:37):
time in the world. Rachel,Thank you. So much, you are
so well, How does it.I'll get all your info off the unless
you want me to give all yourpersonal info on the radio. Oh okay,
cool? All three on hold here? Okay, thank you? All
right, congrats again, Rachel.More hook outs for you tomorrow. I
got one more pair. We'll doit again tomorrow at four thirty on ninety
sixty five Kiss FM. Let's keepthe commercial freeness going though. There we
go clevel a confessional on the wayfor you at five point thirty. So
(21:00):
we're always spreading good vibes on theshow. Good things happening in your life,
We want to hear all about them. Please tell us all about them.
How about uh, let's talk toJanet with good vibes. Janet,
tell me something good that happened toyou today in your life? What's up?
Actually, I'm going to Jane JacksonNellie tonight. Let's go Where are
you sitting? Are you sitting highup or are you sitting down below?
(21:22):
Okay, Well, here's here's thething about what we do at Kiss FM.
We tend to show up to theseshows and go to the top and
upgrade people. So I'm not sayingI can't I can't give it to you
on the radio, but I'm justsaying be on the lookout for a slightly
chubby I guess I'm middle aged manwith upgrades to the floor, because I
might have some in my back pocket. See now, now you've made it
(21:48):
like a conspiracy. So if youdid, ran it, and it'll just
have to be random. Okay,So you and you and everyone else that's
going to Janet tonight. If yougot some crappy seats, we're gonna up
because that's what we do. Wereyour hook up station, Heather one,
let's go look at she said it, and I'd even ask her to.
I love it. You have thebest time. Hopefully maybe I'll see you
there. Thank you. Let's besmart about this. I'm smart, so
(22:14):
smart. It's time to smart youup, Cleveland. We're not gonna be
the stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah'sfun Fact of the day, Every once
in a while, get one ofthose fun facts that makes me spittake,
and this one almost did. ButI was in front of a computer and
I want emails, and like Ialready broke one monitor, I don't need
to break another. Your fun facttoday involves ballet dancers. You know,
female ballet dancers called ballerinas. Obviously, However, in Italian if you're a
(22:40):
male ballet dancer, you are referredto as a ballerino. That sounds about
mainlier than anything I've ever done inmy life. Genius in the daytime on
the Jeremiah Show, it's ninety sixto five Kiss FM. What's a genius
to the day, Well, thatwould be someone who's on topthing. So
talk about anything you've done pales incomparison. I'm sorry so to Stream love
your product, but I don't loveyour privatized water fountains in Philadelphia that require
(23:03):
ads to dose out eight ounces ofwater per minute. Did you hear what
I said? Obviously, when yougo to the airport you want some water,
you're gonna go to a water fountain. It's gonna distribute some water for
free. Not if you go toPhiladelphia's airport, because soda Stream will disperse
eight ounces of water per minute andmakes you watch an ad before quenching your
(23:25):
thirst. No, some guy putthis on red and said, no,
this is this is a horrible idea, especially when there was a line behind
you. Listen, we all,we all thought we had it made in
the shade and ads were gone.When on demand happy guess what ads came
back. Keep your ads on yourtelevision, don't put them in my water,
you dummies. Thanks for listening tothat Jeremiah Show on demand. For
(23:48):
more, find us on TikTok,Instagram and more at Chase Show Radio Pants
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