July 12, 2024 • 43 mins
Firstly, don't tell me jorts is spelled wrong spell check. Also we blind rank borderline attractive things with Maia from sales and Austin Love. Plus some Song Smash for Post Malone tickets. We learn how diabolical girls take their pranks, and some nude super heroes.
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We're gonna say mid thigh. Ooh, all right, here this is for
you. It's a chair emia showand this is how you do it.
My least size chess friends, It'sFriday, downtown Cleveland. His gorgeous Superman
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is flying around somewhere. Welcome intothe program. Your hook up station added
again to kick off your weekend.How about Cedar point tickets two thirty you
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us and get yourself hooked up.Also, spread good vibes with the show
Good things happening to you in yourlife? Text them into the program to
one six five seven eight ninety sixfive. You can call her text it
is the same number. My goodvibes. I'm this was amazing. I
laughed out loud. Rarely this hashappened. Drive it up seventy seven and
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right before the turnpike. You know, if you know, you know,
there's a ton of construction there rightnow. Saw two construction gentlemen, guys
that that will and could probably beatme up if they need to. Oh
please don't come find me. Thiswas just pure joy. They were doing
something, cleaning up something, andthe guy was picking up what looked like
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a sandbag. He was about sixfeet away from the car, the back
of a truck. He goes tothrow it in and it misses by three
asshole fee. He made me sohappy. It was it turning okay day
to an awesome day. So thankyou, mister construction worker. I appreciate
you got you see your point hookup on the way two thirty. You
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can win that on the Jeremiah Shultzninety kiss f M. Good vibe spreader.
That's the other thing I do.I look people up. I spread
good vibes. Good things happening inyour life. Tell us all about it,
Nikki, What do you got?Tell me some good that happened to
you today? Oh, what goodhappened to me today? Any moment,
just a moment that made you sitback. Oh that was nice. That
made me feel good. I hada pretty decent day at worked. Yeah.
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What kind of work do you do, Nikki? I just do basic
factory work. There you go.You know what, if you're working at
a factory and you're walking out ofthere with ten fingers, that's a bonus
right there. I right. Idon't even know what you do, but
I bet there's sharp things involved thatwould injure me my first day. And
I'd say just little tiny springs.I would end up with springs in my
fingernails. I don't even know how, Nikki. I can't function like a
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normal human being. That's why theyput a microphone in front of my face
and say dance, muggy. Iknow that's what I need to do.
I'm in the wrong perces. It'sways easier than it looks. You just
got to be an idiot, allright, Nikki. I hope you have
a great day. Thank you somuch for listening. Thank you, kiss
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them see your point tickets less thanten minutes away? Can excuse me,
hook an you hop on the JeremiahShow a ninety six vibe kiss at them
good vibes spreader, Stephanie's got somegood vibes. Going on. What you
got, Stephanie, tell me somethingthat happened to you today. Let's see,
let's happen. Well, I atleast got through there. What else
that? What'd you do today?What'd you get into? I'm working?
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Yeah? What working? Fun?You're working? Do you have us on
at work? I do? AmI in your ear holes or on a
speaker? I always like to knowyou are on the speaker. I'm all
this. So if I yelled,but everyone in your office just heard me
yell? Butts? Well everyone athome? Did? Oh? Are you
work from home? I do?Oh my gosh? Am I corrupting your
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children over the over the radio?No? Okay, good yeah, don't
let them listen to the dirty stufflike when I say boobs and stuff like
that. All right, Stephanie,thank you so much for listen. I
appreciate you. Thank you. We'lltalk to you bye. All right,
do Stephanie, take your kids atcedar point. If you win your shot.
Two songs from right now, NellieFertato, then after million dollar baby,
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well camp, I'll kiss. Howyou doing, young legs? Hyllan?
That you can really drags me crazy. We got Swinson's tickets, Winston's
tickets. Jeremiah Show ninety six tofive Kiss FM. Allow me to explain.
Just talking about Swinson's off the airand it came out of my mouth.
That's exactly what happened. How doI have this job? That's the
question. Let's go to caller twenty. It's Brittany and Burton, Britney.
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Good afternoon, Hey girl, Brittany, is is there Awinson's out in Burton?
Now? Okay? Is there onenearby? Have you experienced the Swinston's
magic before? Once? Once?Oh? You need to go again.
Cheese teasers are the best. Okay, maybe that'll be on your way to
Cedar Point if you pull these ticketsoff. We're playing coaster clues. I'm
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gonna give you a clue to aride at Cedar Point. You tell me
what the ride is and your CedarPoint with four tickets? Sound good?
Yeah? Here you go? Goodluck? Which ride has three thousand,
seven hundred ninety feet of track filledwith a one hundred foot vertical loop?
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Just just go with your gut.What does your gut tell you to say?
What'd you say? I'm a verticalloop? There's a there's a few
rides with us. Oh three twoSanta Roller Coaster. Good good guests,
not the right one, but thankyou for playing. I appreciate you.
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Two one, six, five,seven, eight, ninety six five.
Oh, we got four Seedar Pointst for tickets for you. We'll hook
you up with those if you cantell me what coaster I'm talking about.
Next contesting gets the next clup allthrough some cedar Point tickets here on your
hook up stations at you on myshowy five Kiss FM. Theedar Point tickets
are on the line with your hookup station. It's ninety six five Kiss
FM. Four tickets could go toKenley. She's up next to play Kenley.
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Good afternoon, Hey girl, kenLee. Let's get into it.
Let's try to get you to CedarPoint Coaster cluises the game. You heard
clue number one right, yeah,clue number two. It is a two
minute and sixteen second flight. Whatride do you think that is? I
did say that is it? Itis Raptor Kenley. Let's go. I
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have got everything. I love it. Four tickets for you and the girls
you in the in the hut.Who I don't. I'm not in charge
of your guest list. You findyou can find three people to go with
you, right, yes, sir, exactly. I love it. You
guys have the best time in theworld while you're there. Don't forget to
hydrate. Okay, Oh yeah,idea the key to They've got drink packages
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there. Anyways, you don't needto, you know, we can talk
about that off there. I don'tknow why. Now it's awkward. I've
continued the converse station longer than wehave. I really got a pee too,
so I'm gonna put I'm gonna putyou on hold. Okay, appreciate.
Hey, I do have another fourpack of theater point tickets. You
can win those. Coming up lessthan an hour from right now. We'll
play the Old School Square from theJeremiah Show right around three forty Yep,
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it's the Jeremiah Show Guy on ninetysix five Kiss AUF That Jeremiah Show,
ninety sixty five Kiss FM. OldSchool Square off on the way for cedar
Point tickets. We'll do that aboutthree point thirty on the show. Mine
from sales, who will be playingis here? Hello? Friend? Oh
that's me, Thanks Jim. HI. Question for you, what dumb ass
pranks did you play on each otheras children? I was so my oldest
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is twelve, and he is officially, and I mean this lovingly, he
has officially entered the jerk stage.Like him and his friends are just gonna
be jerks to each other for thenext four years. And my wife does
know how to deal with it.I'm just like, let it ride,
ride it down. Just let thembe jerks, because that's what boyser jerks.
Hey, boys will be boys,And it's okay to say that if
it's in the context of harmless pranks, yes, and silly jerkiness whatever,
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and not you know, pantsing eachother. That's what we'll get. Yeah,
there you go. That's boys willbe boys. It's harmless. It's
harmless. You showing everyone around youyou're good friend's plut exactly we had in
high school. Terror aways were big, did you guys ever run I missed
terrorways you had. You had tomake sure you were ready at all times,
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and you had to make sure don'tmake the mistake of not wearing shorts
under your terror aways. Wow,because we would just walk up to each
other and just rip the tear Imean, I feel like you're really asking
for trouble if you're wearing tear awaypants with shorts under any shorts or maybe
maybe you were asking for it literallyyou, I mean perhaps all right,
So I mean, is this wasthis the thing in your circles? Like
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it's I know it's different between boysand girls. Do you guys torment each
other? See? It is alittle bit different. Yeah. I feel
like women, girls, high school, middle school age girls. If you
are quote pranking someone, uh,you want them to die because you're diabolical.
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There's no like playfulness about it.I think it's very much like vicious
is a good word for it.The goal if you're messing with another girl
and you're between the ages of liketwelve and seventeen, is to make them
end up in the nurse's office witheither like a panic attack or like a
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nauseous stomach because of how badly youhurt them vi attacked. Is this why
my wife's not getting it? Ifeel it might be because, like we
were, we were jerks to eachother, but we would still hang out
at the end of the day orsee each other and be fine. But
you guys would be it would belike long, I picture is butter a
carb is the immediate quote. Ithink in this scenario, there's not a
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lot of like playfulness. Okay,that isn't misconstrued. I don't. I
just don't feel like for me atleast, there was ever that vibe of
like I'm gonna mess with you andI don't mean anything by it. You
know, it's all kind of likethe joke is not a joke. If
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I am like, we're not goingto pick you for our group today as
a joke, as a prank,it's like hates me and I'm gonna go
cry. This is exactly what mywife doesn't get it. I think we
pants each other in the hallways,or we would, we would Your facial
reaction, knowing that I've already saidit, actually hearing it again, was
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you were I was imagining a girltrying to pants another middle schooler with like
I mean like again, when Iwas in middle sto it was like the
tightest skinny jeans, imaginable unpancible plants. First of all, right, second
of all, a sex crime.It's just not the same. Oh,
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like, okay, so let methink, and so you're you you have
you're not a teenage Miami. Iam not tell me about the worst thing
you did in school and what liketo another girl. Yeah, see they're
bad. That's the thing. Doyou do anything playfully silly? You've grown
as a person. This is tellingthe people out there that ever, like
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every you're you're a regular person.If you're a regular person, I've made
mistakes exactly. I had a crushon the boyfriend of a girl I played
soccer with when I was probably likethirteen or fourteen, and I murdered him.
You d him if I can't havehim, No, I cat.
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I pursued that crush for my entirehigh school career until I eventually dated him
for three years. And the wholetime she hated me, and we had
to play. I was centerman andshe was center back. She's like that's
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We had to play very close toeach other soccer for like four years.
She once like threw me into astage they would like conspire to pick me
last for stuff. Oh my gosh. We once had to have like a
heart to heart because the whole teamhad divided itself between me and her.
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I had all the underclass when shehad all the use. She was a
year older than Oh. I see, it's pretty pretty even it's crazy.
I think I never confirmed. Ithink she put like dead fpit, like
sardines on my car and my driveway. Once you found sardines in your driveway
and never found out. They werelike on my windshield like shaving cream.
And I was like, I don'twho would do this. It's not this
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woman who I have a six yearfeud. WI. Someone filled up my
entire car because I left my windowsdown with leaves one time. See that's
a boy pray. I got noreason. There was no reason. I
never found out who did it.My only suspect was the guy's house I
was parked at. It was likeduring the Sleepwalker Festival, which was written's
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like street festival. I left thewindows down in his driveway and that was
my own. It could have justbeen it could have been random people.
Okay, that is a hilarious exampleof a boy pray. Yes, mine
was like an evil long con thatI'm not proud of. Yeah it didn't.
I mean, how did you pursuehim behind? Well, I mean
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he's not faultless in this scenario.It was messy. There was messy.
Here's word of the stories. I'vebeen there. Do whatever you wanted that
man, Yes, old school SquareRecedar Point tickets on the way next,
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Hang on Jeremiah Show ninety sixty five, Kiss have Him. Whole gang is
here. It's the old school squareoff crew. There's Maya from Sales.
There's Austy Love. Your sounded sosad, Thank you. It was pretty
sad. So Maya and I weretalking before you got here about dumb branks
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we used to do. Me andmy friends, we pants each other a
lot in school. There's a wholething with tearaway pants. Did you have
a rock tearaway? I did dofantastic? Yeah, great branks? Do
you have it? Do you havea great prank like you would do against
amongst the buddies or something like that? So I got can I do too?
Sure? So? Uh like anotherone I did, but I was
involved. Okay, Back in myhigh school, you to buy a lock
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through the high school. So therewas like so that if there was like
contraband or something like that, theschool could go out for the locker.
Copee yes, yes, yes,so like the master lock. And I
was walking down the hallway one time, minding my own business, and I
found a little key, picked itup. It said master key, and
I go, it can't be Andit was shaped like my locker key and
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I pick it up and I goto one of the locks and I click
it opened, went to another one, Yes, opened, So like I
was like, I have just likein high school, you you reached the
panicle, I was gone, youwould have to do something with that.
If you wouldn't do something with that, that would be irresponsible. Yes.
So like early on, I startedlike opening up people's lockers and then I'd
put like stuff in there or whateverit may be. And then it progressed
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a little bit. So then myfriends found out that I had this.
It was my senior year, andmy friends were like, we have the
breadth the best senior prank. We'regonna go and take this master key and
we're gonna un I think they gotit duplicated. I'm like Andy Bernard,
I'm like all four all the pranks, but I'm never going to be a
part of it. I don't wantto get my hands dirty. Absolutely,
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absolutely said absolutely, did you startcalling me tuna? God bear me strength?
So he's got him lined up readyto go. I didn't play this
is a moment. Absolutely, Sofinally I gave I gave my buddies the
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key. They got a duplicated.The senior prank was they went to the
freshman lockers and they changed all ofthem. That's fantastic. It was fantastic,
changed all the combinations. Yeah.So the other one, I was
an eighth grader, My brother wasa senior. Another kid was like picking
on me, and he was likemy brother's age was like, why are
you picking out his seventh grader,sir? And my brother threw a fart
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bomb in his car. Oh yeah, and he cried deservedly. So absolutely
so those are fantastic. I lovethat so much. All right, let's
let's kick a little old school nowand then we'll play little old school square
cedar point tickets on the line todaybour tickets not just to worth the posty
tickets again four thirty. We'll dothat, Yeah, we'll do I might
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call it it is the Jeremiah Showon ninety six five. Can't say fam
Cleveland's number one in music station.It is Friday here on the program.
That means one thing and one thingonly. We're done square. Yeah,
we'll do the old school squaft thenyou can go home. Fine, all
right, old school squaff old schoolname that tune. Maya from sales is
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here. That is Austin from notSales is here. Happy holiday. You
are in your real estates there wego. Yeah, too much to say
that sales than I am real estatessales CR sales, CRE sales, CR
E sales. Just I don't likeany of Just follow me on Instagram.
Also love TV. There it is. Oh, he's still in the name
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that I will lose my verification.I don't pay for verification. Oh,
you're stuck with it. O Gverification. I like it now, it's
a lie. Well, I stilllove on TV. You're gonna get audited,
socially audited. We've got Cedar Pointtickets on the line. Colored twelve
is Stephanie in the ak rowdy.Stephanie picked Austin. Stephanie. She didn't
Stephanie Maya. I'm sorry, Stephaniepicked may If Maya wins, you shoul
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win. Cedar Point tickets sound good, wonderful, Stephanie. It was a
good pick. I love you.Susan from Cleveland chose me second for the
stump. That was what disrespect.Austin's crying, Susan. He's got a
little tear in his eye, Butyou know what you're trying to win.
You're not trying to make friends,right exactly, Adam from Willoughby. He
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got Austin by proxy. Eighteen,baby, Adam. Let's go buckle up.
Here we go, Adam. IfAustin wins, you win, keeping
mind friends, they can't come toyou as a phone of French as long
as it's not for the win.First to three, your name is your
buzzer. First song in the oldschool square is Maya, Maya. I
shouldn't have said that. No,not coming at all. You're stucked out,
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dude, I'm so stuck going toa photo friend rider. Wait then
I might I might have to.Yeah, all right, let's go to
Stephanie. Stephanie and the ak Rody. I want to make sure you're there
before I begin the song. Hello, my friend. Okay, here we
go. Here's the song title.An artist is what Maya needs for the
point. Let's take some calls.When the request line, you play it
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again? Yes, she didn't hearI'm ready. Okay, Stephanie, what
do you got? It seems question? It is INDI this is how we've
done it every time? How didshe always does? That's pretty good?
I knew it was freakingly but Iwould have never gotten Pepolo on the board.
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I got my Stephanie. You know. Fun fact, this was the
original beat for Yeah. It wasthey made Yeah on it, they shelved
it. Pete Pablo found it andrecorded freakily over this beat and they had
to make a new Yeah beat.Interesting next song in the old Teel square
off and they did that. Thisfeels like an Austin song. I know
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it does. It's divorce Dad rockAustin is neither of those things, by
the way, dog Dad, Yeah, I'm married, dog Dad. Is
this gonna be a stump? I'mnot playing the whole song. This was
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definitely a guitar hero. Yeah,I don't know. It sounds like a
guitar hero Austin. I mean you'vegot you do have a phone? A
friend available? Yeah, Austin Austin, Adam, what do we got,
my dude, Adam? Do youknow that song? My gosh, I
was afraid you're gonna do that.This is where you pull out Sam and
you don't tell anyone know the song. I know the song, but I
can't. Is a Queen of theStone Age. It's not a band takes
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the Sunnage Austin any adam any cluefor Austin here? I'm not sure sure
at all? Or is it Daughtry? You haven't given hostational Daughtry way to
you. That is no wisp anything. I'm gonna go, choys, I'm
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gonna go. I'm gonna say thisis money Krabas paralyzed by Royal the Serpent,
ooh, paralyzer by Finger eleven.I hardly know her eleven. Why
would you put this song in?I honestly thought that this is an Austin
song. You heard it, youthought Austin song. It was a deep
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rock? Is my band my brand? You have a brand? You have
a song of the Old School Square? Is Maya by? Is this bottoms
Up by Trey songs? That iscorrect? I wasn't sure if you're gonna
get Tray songs, but you gotit. I got it. And with
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that featuring Nicking, We'll be backafter this more Old School Square proceed to
point to stop floating Old School Squareoff right in the thick of it,
right now in the it. Indeed, yep, we're here the future reference.
There's a button that says cough onit. You know what? It
was really quick second sorry, I'mjust kidding farm just I had to.
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It was just don't know, guy, back to the old school square maya
kiss me while I'm down one songaway from closing this bad boy out I
am, and I've tried to bringthe song in three different times and it
didn't work. Don't force it.Seems like fate is telling you that's weird.
I'm sorry, No, you wantthis one hostin. I was trying.
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I was trying to, don't doit. Cocoa Universe wants me to
win in sweeping fashion, bringing theright thing over. Well, this is
what it's bringing over. Oh mygod, that's what it's bringing over.
I don't know that song CD forme when I was like eight, are
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you Yeah? But I don't knowthe name the artist because it was on
a mix that's here we go,Here we go. Why do you think
I know this song because you druggedlytold me to play it five times?
Oh, Austin, that was that'sa remix? What is it? It's
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September earth wind and Fire getting soundedlike as not the beginning original beginning sound
different. It sounded like it wasgoing into like this is not earth Winding
Fire. Yeah, this is theCaspop version you ned. I couldn't get
it to come over. That's whyI know I know the pure verse.
This is the other version. Yes, So what's the name of that artist?
He said? This is what Ialso tried to bring over. I
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don't know that sounds like the Adamsfamily. All right, Austin's on the
board with God went up for me. I took too. I was like
saying that thing. I knew itwas September, but then I was like,
this has to be a remix.It did not sound right. It
was all right, here we gonext time. Here we go, just
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brought over the US. I apologizeyou're feeling overwhelmed. This is this computer
is is malfunctioning because that's not thisAustin, go ahead, what bone Thugs
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and Harmony featuring Notorious B I gis it Notorious Notorious? That's right,
that's not even think we were doing. So I give you I love that.
So all right, here we go. We're tying. All right,
let's go, Cad. I'll tellyou what it comes down to. This
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it's dark. I cry say somethingmaya Maya for the wind. That was
a bad idea. You just heardwords. You're like I know what it
is and I do and I don'tall at once. Wow, this is
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I mean, this is breaking theheart of the like seventeen year old tumbler
girl inside me. M hm mmhmm. Yeah, five seconds. I
almost don't want to try because Idon't want to get it half wrong.
I give anything away I'm giving.I can tell by his face he has
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no idea. I hated. I'veheard this song. Yes, I absolutely
heard this song. Yeah, aregonna I don't know. I think everyone's
gonna fall, Everyone's gonna fall asleep. So just yeah, I don't know.
It is say something by a greatbig world in Christina Aguilera. That's
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like a one hip deal. Allright, here we go for the win.
Wait, all of us. It'seither a stump, a Maya win,
or an Austin win. It allcomes down to this song. I
heard Austin Star smash Mon's correct.That time. It came down to the
quickness of the draw. Can wetalk about to come back? Susan immediately
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hung up? Immediately hung up?Sucks to suck Susan. Wow, No,
Susan should have picked me chipped onmy shoulder. Adam, you're going
to whatever. You just watch baby, let's go congratulations Austin has hyped congratulations
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at him step. I'm gonna takethis up with the review board. We're
gonna go back and listen. Worry. Yeah, absolutely bring it back up
again to ask some questions about thevalidity of the earth Wind and fire Cover
loved to you admittedly live on air. Hey it was Bone Fox and Harmony.
That was apressive. That was impressive, was yeah, So what do
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you got? You got nothing.I'm just a little sad. Yeah,
Austin, great job, Austin,I hate you. Sit You're on my
show ninety six five Kiss FM,postal Owe tickets on the way four thirty.
But the crystal sticking around Maya fromsales, this is where you say
Hi. Yeah, I was waiting. Oh is that my cute? Austin
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loves here too, what's up?I guess this is the cutest story of
the world. Alabama woman turns onehundred and eight years old. That's old
is crazy? She she credits creditsher old age too. Doctor Pepper flirting
with men with mustaches. That's unfortunatebecause I literally just shaved my little my
peach buzz today with mustaches might bethe reason I'd die untimely death of stress,
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so me and her. So,guys, it brings us to another
blind rank rank without knowing what's coming. Neck next, the most questionable attractive
things about men? Oh whoa?Okay, all right, sounds super protective.
So are we gonna say? Dowe want to say one is the
most unattractive or five is the mostunattractive? You're really putting me in a
weird spot. I'm not gonna goI'm putting myself in the shoes of a
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one hundred and eight year old.Yeah, that's what you should do.
One hundred and eight year old Alabama. What is her name? I guess
it? Uh, Muriel, Marjorie, I, Marge. You're probably close.
Probably I'm gonna say Margie, Helen, Helen, yeah, Hellen.
Yeah. Hell So we'll say looklike a hell you can you can rank
the attractiveness of men? Yeah?Comfortable? All right? So one is
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one is the the best, fiveis the worst? Keep it normal,
okay, So let's kick it offwith the mustache. Where you putting the
mustache? Two? You're a mustachegirl, a well placed and pulled off
mustache. Yeah, it does good, it does well. I will say,
I'm thirty one years old. Ihave the face of a fourteen year
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old, and like you too,I wish that I could grow a mustache,
a good one, because I triedthe weak one and it's it's nothing.
I'm going to put two as welltoo as well. Yeah, how
about a man bun whoa visceral reactionfrom my That might have been more visceral
when I said pants the second timeearlier? Yeah, because that was verbal
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only. You got to experience myreaction some pants to the second time we
put a man bun mine one,three, four or five? What are
you going? Yeah, I'm gonnago four, going for your saving your
saving room, all right? Nextcut off? Oh, I'm glad I
saved that cut like Jeorks. Yeahyeah, Like but why George, Why
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George. We're gonna say mid thigh, a man in mid THI free Georges
with a mustache. What are youdoing here? I will say, I've
partied in some before. It's agood time. You know. Hey,
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you gotta get let the sometimes Igot some thunder thighs. Wow, where
would you put it? Three rockman? Come to be your own person?
Yeah? My first one? Goodpoint? All right, were you
putting the moment mullet? Oh no, the complete opposite reaction to God,
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if you add all of these together, they get scary. You can have
like two of them at a timeand it's okay. That's a good rule
of thumb, you know. Iguess we'll see what the last one is.
What do I have? Opened?Uh? You have one and four
and four? Mullet's going? For'sgoing. There's nothing that gets me more
fired up than a brow and amullet. Yeah, I'm going one.
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Oh my god, if I seea guy across the bar with a mullet
that walks in, I'm like,hell yeah, I gotta get a drink
with this guy. Like PBRs onme Rock and Roll. I saw a
guy with a I think it wasa mullet. It was when we were
broadcasting live before justin Timberlake. Yeah, like TMU Fabio. I don't know
you know who Fabio is? LikeFabio? Oh yeah, sorry, I
acron hate it too much. Youdefinitely had that one. So you have
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what I have? One? Two? Where'd you put them? All?
Five? Everything but five? Five? Everything but one? All right?
So Maya's Austin's five is the chinstrap. Why I cut that out?
But five played that. I couldn'thave picked these more perfectly. According to
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Maya's perfect guy is a guy witha chin strap, mustache, cut off
jeans. Yeah, just the whole. I'm gonna show up to work like
that on Monday. Please look atyou right in the face. Please.
I will pass away. I'm basingthis off, Dudes, I want to
have a beer with you. IfI see a guy walking with a mullet,
for sure beer. If I sawa guy walk in with the chin
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strap, mustache, mustard mustache,I'm running away. I don't want to
be anywhere. He's probably wearing atap out shirt. He's still rocking Affliction
t shirt. Absolutely stick around.Post allow tickets on the way next Cleveland,
Number one Happy This Station ninety sixKiss FM. Song smashes the game.
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Three songs smashed together. Post Malonetickets is what you win if you
pull it off. It's a JeremiahShow, ninety six five Kiss FM with
College twenty. It'stephanie the Ak RowdyStephanie, Good afternoon, nigger, Oh
Stephanie. I've got post malone ticketsfor you. If you can tell me
what three songs I've smashed together.Here are you ready? I think so?
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Fox? What do you think?Oh Man? Any guess at all?
Or just complete blank face? Itsounded like the last one was uh
was post Malone's totally That's why songsmash. Stephanie, thank you so much
for playing your lovely human so yougot that going for you? Well,
(33:50):
thank you. I have a greatday, Bye bye two one, six
seven, eight, ninety six five. But was quick, but it's got
to be Fox so good. There'sthree songs in there. Can you hear
them? Post Malone tickets are onthe line. Good. Post Malon tickets
are up for grabs. We're commercialfree. By the way, that Jerremien
Shuld's ninety six five kiss found thisout of the program brought you by my
friends over there at ken Canley ChevroletAurora three ten West Garfield swing by this
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week. I'm telling Jeremiahsenture, they'regoing to take great care of you.
Let's talk to autom and me Dinah, Autumn, good afternoon, aigger,
all hey Autumn, your next upto play the song smash? Do you
feel prepared? A slightly prepared?Slightly prepared? All right? Three songs
Smashed together. Tell me what theseare? You when post malone tickets?
Good luck? Hey? What doyou think? I'm not sure any guess
(34:38):
at all? Any songs coming tomind? Please please please no, I'm
sorry, that's not it, butthank you for playing. I appreciate you.
Thanks, you got it. Let'stravel back to the AK rowdy,
this time with Olivia. Olivia.Good afternoon, haggarlay Olivia. I believe
(35:01):
you called early in early in theshow. It's your birthday on this show,
right? It is? Okay?Three songs smashed together? Tell me
what these are and you are goingto post malone? Good luck? What
do you think one of them is? White? I saw how fancy you
(35:21):
said that? Iver saw on.I think that's how you say it.
I really know. I want tosay the second one is no good goodbyes?
And I can't even think of thefirst one to say a post Malone
song. Maybe it'll just come outof your mouth. I'm going to say
(35:44):
circles. Maybe that's incorrect, butthank you for playing. I appreciate you.
How many did I get? Right? Do you want me to tell
the people or do you want togive yourself another chance? I'm just kidding.
I'll tell the people you got toright. You're so close, Olivia.
Oh my god back two one,six, five, seven, eight
ninety six five. Oh here thereagain? What songs are those three of
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them? You will get it.You're at post Malonga. Didjere on my
show commercial free on ninety six five? Kiss FM, Let's talk to Lauren
and Broadview Heights A long, goodafternoon nigger. Hey Lauren, are you
ready to try for these post Malonetickets? I'm gonna give it a sock,
give it the good old college.Try song smashes the game. I've
got three songs smashed together. Giveme the title of all three and you
(36:28):
win a post Malon tickets and blossom. Good luck, Lauren? What do
you think? Rock star? Letme stop you right there and then you
don't have to use your brain anymore. But that song's not in there?
Hey, I appreciate you. Bewell bye. Two one, six,
five, seven, eight ninety sixfive. But let's play again with who's
on my phone? Kiss FM?This is Lea, Lea. Where do
(36:52):
you live? Heartville? High?Oh down in Heartville? Looking to rep
the Heartvillians? You ready to smile? Song smeash Yeah go Three songs smashed
together one of these foxes, Leah, what do you got the white horm
Sorry, I can't say you're likeshe could circles? And then the last
one is I like you? Noneof the well one of those is in
(37:13):
there, but thank you so muchfor playing. I appreciate you. Thank
you. Bye two one six fiveseven eight ninety six five. Oh,
time to play song smash again withwho's this Chasmin? Jasmin? You ready
to song smash? I think Iam? Give me the title of these
three songs smashed together foxes Jasmine,what do you think? Okay, it's
(37:35):
I like you. I can stopyou right there, Jasmine. I'm sorry,
Oh no, it's not in there, but I appreciate you. You're
a lovely human. Don't forget that. Thank you. Bye two one six
five seven eight ninety six five.Oh, someone's got this right. So
Jeremiah Show with Post Malone tickets stillcommercial free on KSFM. Who Maybe it's
(38:00):
too hard, but listen, youwant post below tickets. It's a tough
ticket to get. So it's gottabe hard that you're on my shore ninety
six five Kiss FM with Haley inthe c Haley, good afternoon, Hey,
girl. All right, Hailey,is song smashed really hard? Or
are they just not big enough?Post he stands? What's the answer.
I don't know. I say yesterday, it's pretty hard. All right,
(38:20):
Well, you know it's got tobe. These are good tickets, you
know what I mean? Yeah?Here we go, three songs smashed together.
What do you got? White Irissend no good at goodbyes? And
better? Now? I'm sorry,that's not it, but thank you.
I appreciate you. Rich and Hudson? Are you ready to are you ready
to help smart all these dummies whohaven't won yet? Possibly? Okay,
(38:42):
I didn't mean to call everyone dummy. Sorry, I got emotional. It
happens. Rich, what songs wegot here is so good? What do
you think? So? I thinkit's White Iver sent no good at goodbye?
Uh huh? And Psycho that's incorrect, sir, but thank you.
You know it is there a postalone so long hundred percent three post Malone
(39:04):
songs in there. You got twoof them. The one is not a
collaboration. It is his song.It's not like an or anything. Correct
that that is yeah, correct?It is not a noa con Okay,
all right, man, appreciate you. Thanks, I appreciate you listening.
Stacy and Jackson Hay. Hey,Stacy, I don't know why I'm yelling.
I apologize. I'm all hyped.People are pumped or they're mad at
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me because it's too hard. I'mnot really sure. All right, here
we go. Let's song smash,three songs smash together. Tell me what
they are? What do you think? Is it? White Iverson? Goodbye
and Saint Tropez? That is rightaway? Oh my god, every day
(39:46):
you've been calling, I love it. Here it is here. Here's the
longer version. I'm no good Stacy. You're going to post malone at Blossom.
Let's go. Oh my, I'mso excited. Stay, you are
so welcome. Hey, I haveone more task for you. Okay,
you won the tickets, but youget to bless someone else with another pair
(40:08):
of tickets because I've got an extrapair. We will give them away to
whatever caller you say from right nowcalls into Kiss FM. Okay to the
next caller. Yes, don't don'tsay like three hundred. Don't be mean
to me. Collar twelve, collartwelve. I like it two one,
six, five seven eight ninety sixfive. Oh, Stacey has just blessed
you with another pair of post Malonetickets. Because it's what we do,
(40:30):
Stacy. That's why we're your hookup station. Oh my gosh, she
said this thing. I love itwhen they do it. Unprompted, look,
Stacy said, tight, good luckCollar twelve that new Sabrina Carpenter.
Please please please, it's a DreMayah show. On ninety six to five
Kiss f M. Stacey and Jacksonwon the song smash today and well,
(40:54):
because of your hook up station,I found one more pair of tickets,
so she got to choose which collorto give them away too. She picked
the number twelve. So let's let'spick up the phone. Kiss f em
and O. Who's this? Thisis no? Where do you live?
I live in Lono? All right, no you I think you have a
new love of your life because yourcaller twelve. All thanks to Stacy.
(41:15):
You're going to post Malone. Dude. Let's go now, tell Stacey you
love her, say I love you. There you go post malone thanks to
Stacy, and you have the besttime. No, it's gonna be amazing.
Thank you so much. Do youknow who you're gonna take with you
yet? Or are you gonna makeyour friends Rochambeau for it. I'm gonna
take my love girlfriend Taylor. Ohhave we proposed to Taylor yet? We
(41:37):
have not, but we have akid together. Oh, so do you
need pressure on the radio to proposeto her? Because we can make this
happen. No, it's okay,I like it, my dude. Well,
you guys have the best time atuh at Post Malone. Does she
know that you won the ticket?Chet, because why don't you just tell
her on the radio right now?Yeah? She she's gonna find out on
the radio. Well to say yourname so she knows who it is.
(41:58):
Oh, that's right, you didsay her name. I wasn't paying attention.
It happens all right. Now yousit tight. I'm gonna get more
info from your boss. Thank youso much. You are so welcome.
There we go. That's what wedo with your hook up station. More
hookups coming for you next week.Be ready for the Jeremiah Show. What
do we got for you next week? We got I don't know. I've
lost the email at this point,it doesn't matter. It's ninety six y
five. Kiss your hook Up StationsJeremi's five, Cleveland's number one hit music
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station. Have you Cheenie. Theday of the Jeremiah Show, It's ninety
six to five kiss FN. Someonehas done something so stupid. Anything you've
done pales in comparison. You gottawatch out for blowtoach wielding pirate guys.
So unless there's naked people around,allow me to explain uh to Nudis in
California spring into action this week torescue a tourist from a crazy kind of
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pirate guy that's a quote who hada blowtorch. They disarmed the attacker then
wound up having to take him downand hold him until police arrived. The
pirate guy was a thirty eight yearold man who'd been a reputation, having
a reputation for menacing the neighborhood throughyears. He's car in jail. I
bet he never thought he'd get takendown by two naked people. Thanks for
listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand. For more, find us on TikTok,
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Instagram and more at Chase Show Radioand it's weekdays two to six on
ninety six five Kiss FM.
We're gonna say mid thigh. Ooh, all right, here this is for
you. It's a chair emia showand this is how you do it.
My least size chess friends, It'sFriday, downtown Cleveland. His gorgeous Superman
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is flying around somewhere. Welcome intothe program. Your hook up station added
again to kick off your weekend.How about Cedar point tickets two thirty you
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Good things happening to you in yourlife? Text them into the program to
one six five seven eight ninety sixfive. You can call her text it
is the same number. My goodvibes. I'm this was amazing. I
laughed out loud. Rarely this hashappened. Drive it up seventy seven and
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right before the turnpike. You know, if you know, you know,
there's a ton of construction there rightnow. Saw two construction gentlemen, guys
that that will and could probably beatme up if they need to. Oh
please don't come find me. Thiswas just pure joy. They were doing
something, cleaning up something, andthe guy was picking up what looked like
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a sandbag. He was about sixfeet away from the car, the back
of a truck. He goes tothrow it in and it misses by three
asshole fee. He made me sohappy. It was it turning okay day
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you got you see your point hookup on the way two thirty. You
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can win that on the Jeremiah Shultzninety kiss f M. Good vibe spreader.
That's the other thing I do.I look people up. I spread
good vibes. Good things happening inyour life. Tell us all about it,
Nikki, What do you got?Tell me some good that happened to
you today? Oh, what goodhappened to me today? Any moment,
just a moment that made you sitback. Oh that was nice. That
made me feel good. I hada pretty decent day at worked. Yeah.
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What kind of work do you do, Nikki? I just do basic
factory work. There you go.You know what, if you're working at
a factory and you're walking out ofthere with ten fingers, that's a bonus
right there. I right. Idon't even know what you do, but
I bet there's sharp things involved thatwould injure me my first day. And
I'd say just little tiny springs.I would end up with springs in my
fingernails. I don't even know how, Nikki. I can't function like a
(02:44):
normal human being. That's why theyput a microphone in front of my face
and say dance, muggy. Iknow that's what I need to do.
I'm in the wrong perces. It'sways easier than it looks. You just
got to be an idiot, allright, Nikki. I hope you have
a great day. Thank you somuch for listening. Thank you, kiss
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them see your point tickets less thanten minutes away? Can excuse me,
hook an you hop on the JeremiahShow a ninety six vibe kiss at them
good vibes spreader, Stephanie's got somegood vibes. Going on. What you
got, Stephanie, tell me somethingthat happened to you today. Let's see,
let's happen. Well, I atleast got through there. What else
that? What'd you do today?What'd you get into? I'm working?
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Yeah? What working? Fun?You're working? Do you have us on
at work? I do? AmI in your ear holes or on a
speaker? I always like to knowyou are on the speaker. I'm all
this. So if I yelled,but everyone in your office just heard me
yell? Butts? Well everyone athome? Did? Oh? Are you
work from home? I do?Oh my gosh? Am I corrupting your
(03:50):
children over the over the radio?No? Okay, good yeah, don't
let them listen to the dirty stufflike when I say boobs and stuff like
that. All right, Stephanie,thank you so much for listen. I
appreciate you. Thank you. We'lltalk to you bye. All right,
do Stephanie, take your kids atcedar point. If you win your shot.
Two songs from right now, NellieFertato, then after million dollar baby,
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well camp, I'll kiss. Howyou doing, young legs? Hyllan?
That you can really drags me crazy. We got Swinson's tickets, Winston's
tickets. Jeremiah Show ninety six tofive Kiss FM. Allow me to explain.
Just talking about Swinson's off the airand it came out of my mouth.
That's exactly what happened. How doI have this job? That's the
question. Let's go to caller twenty. It's Brittany and Burton, Britney.
(04:33):
Good afternoon, Hey girl, Brittany, is is there Awinson's out in Burton?
Now? Okay? Is there onenearby? Have you experienced the Swinston's
magic before? Once? Once?Oh? You need to go again.
Cheese teasers are the best. Okay, maybe that'll be on your way to
Cedar Point if you pull these ticketsoff. We're playing coaster clues. I'm
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gonna give you a clue to aride at Cedar Point. You tell me
what the ride is and your CedarPoint with four tickets? Sound good?
Yeah? Here you go? Goodluck? Which ride has three thousand,
seven hundred ninety feet of track filledwith a one hundred foot vertical loop?
(05:21):
Just just go with your gut.What does your gut tell you to say?
What'd you say? I'm a verticalloop? There's a there's a few
rides with us. Oh three twoSanta Roller Coaster. Good good guests,
not the right one, but thankyou for playing. I appreciate you.
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Two one, six, five,seven, eight, ninety six five.
Oh, we got four Seedar Pointst for tickets for you. We'll hook
you up with those if you cantell me what coaster I'm talking about.
Next contesting gets the next clup allthrough some cedar Point tickets here on your
hook up stations at you on myshowy five Kiss FM. Theedar Point tickets
are on the line with your hookup station. It's ninety six five Kiss
FM. Four tickets could go toKenley. She's up next to play Kenley.
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Good afternoon, Hey girl, kenLee. Let's get into it.
Let's try to get you to CedarPoint Coaster cluises the game. You heard
clue number one right, yeah,clue number two. It is a two
minute and sixteen second flight. Whatride do you think that is? I
did say that is it? Itis Raptor Kenley. Let's go. I
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have got everything. I love it. Four tickets for you and the girls
you in the in the hut.Who I don't. I'm not in charge
of your guest list. You findyou can find three people to go with
you, right, yes, sir, exactly. I love it. You
guys have the best time in theworld while you're there. Don't forget to
hydrate. Okay, Oh yeah,idea the key to They've got drink packages
(06:53):
there. Anyways, you don't needto, you know, we can talk
about that off there. I don'tknow why. Now it's awkward. I've
continued the converse station longer than wehave. I really got a pee too,
so I'm gonna put I'm gonna putyou on hold. Okay, appreciate.
Hey, I do have another fourpack of theater point tickets. You
can win those. Coming up lessthan an hour from right now. We'll
play the Old School Square from theJeremiah Show right around three forty Yep,
(07:16):
it's the Jeremiah Show Guy on ninetysix five Kiss AUF That Jeremiah Show,
ninety sixty five Kiss FM. OldSchool Square off on the way for cedar
Point tickets. We'll do that aboutthree point thirty on the show. Mine
from sales, who will be playingis here? Hello? Friend? Oh
that's me, Thanks Jim. HI. Question for you, what dumb ass
pranks did you play on each otheras children? I was so my oldest
(07:42):
is twelve, and he is officially, and I mean this lovingly, he
has officially entered the jerk stage.Like him and his friends are just gonna
be jerks to each other for thenext four years. And my wife does
know how to deal with it.I'm just like, let it ride,
ride it down. Just let thembe jerks, because that's what boyser jerks.
Hey, boys will be boys,And it's okay to say that if
it's in the context of harmless pranks, yes, and silly jerkiness whatever,
(08:07):
and not you know, pantsing eachother. That's what we'll get. Yeah,
there you go. That's boys willbe boys. It's harmless. It's
harmless. You showing everyone around youyou're good friend's plut exactly we had in
high school. Terror aways were big, did you guys ever run I missed
terrorways you had. You had tomake sure you were ready at all times,
(08:30):
and you had to make sure don'tmake the mistake of not wearing shorts
under your terror aways. Wow,because we would just walk up to each
other and just rip the tear Imean, I feel like you're really asking
for trouble if you're wearing tear awaypants with shorts under any shorts or maybe
maybe you were asking for it literallyyou, I mean perhaps all right,
So I mean, is this wasthis the thing in your circles? Like
(08:52):
it's I know it's different between boysand girls. Do you guys torment each
other? See? It is alittle bit different. Yeah. I feel
like women, girls, high school, middle school age girls. If you
are quote pranking someone, uh,you want them to die because you're diabolical.
(09:18):
There's no like playfulness about it.I think it's very much like vicious
is a good word for it.The goal if you're messing with another girl
and you're between the ages of liketwelve and seventeen, is to make them
end up in the nurse's office witheither like a panic attack or like a
(09:43):
nauseous stomach because of how badly youhurt them vi attacked. Is this why
my wife's not getting it? Ifeel it might be because, like we
were, we were jerks to eachother, but we would still hang out
at the end of the day orsee each other and be fine. But
you guys would be it would belike long, I picture is butter a
carb is the immediate quote. Ithink in this scenario, there's not a
(10:03):
lot of like playfulness. Okay,that isn't misconstrued. I don't. I
just don't feel like for me atleast, there was ever that vibe of
like I'm gonna mess with you andI don't mean anything by it. You
know, it's all kind of likethe joke is not a joke. If
(10:24):
I am like, we're not goingto pick you for our group today as
a joke, as a prank,it's like hates me and I'm gonna go
cry. This is exactly what mywife doesn't get it. I think we
pants each other in the hallways,or we would, we would Your facial
reaction, knowing that I've already saidit, actually hearing it again, was
(10:48):
you were I was imagining a girltrying to pants another middle schooler with like
I mean like again, when Iwas in middle sto it was like the
tightest skinny jeans, imaginable unpancible plants. First of all, right, second
of all, a sex crime.It's just not the same. Oh,
(11:13):
like, okay, so let methink, and so you're you you have
you're not a teenage Miami. Iam not tell me about the worst thing
you did in school and what liketo another girl. Yeah, see they're
bad. That's the thing. Doyou do anything playfully silly? You've grown
as a person. This is tellingthe people out there that ever, like
(11:35):
every you're you're a regular person.If you're a regular person, I've made
mistakes exactly. I had a crushon the boyfriend of a girl I played
soccer with when I was probably likethirteen or fourteen, and I murdered him.
You d him if I can't havehim, No, I cat.
(11:58):
I pursued that crush for my entirehigh school career until I eventually dated him
for three years. And the wholetime she hated me, and we had
to play. I was centerman andshe was center back. She's like that's
(12:24):
We had to play very close toeach other soccer for like four years.
She once like threw me into astage they would like conspire to pick me
last for stuff. Oh my gosh. We once had to have like a
heart to heart because the whole teamhad divided itself between me and her.
(12:50):
I had all the underclass when shehad all the use. She was a
year older than Oh. I see, it's pretty pretty even it's crazy.
I think I never confirmed. Ithink she put like dead fpit, like
sardines on my car and my driveway. Once you found sardines in your driveway
and never found out. They werelike on my windshield like shaving cream.
And I was like, I don'twho would do this. It's not this
(13:13):
woman who I have a six yearfeud. WI. Someone filled up my
entire car because I left my windowsdown with leaves one time. See that's
a boy pray. I got noreason. There was no reason. I
never found out who did it.My only suspect was the guy's house I
was parked at. It was likeduring the Sleepwalker Festival, which was written's
(13:33):
like street festival. I left thewindows down in his driveway and that was
my own. It could have justbeen it could have been random people.
Okay, that is a hilarious exampleof a boy pray. Yes, mine
was like an evil long con thatI'm not proud of. Yeah it didn't.
I mean, how did you pursuehim behind? Well, I mean
(13:54):
he's not faultless in this scenario.It was messy. There was messy.
Here's word of the stories. I'vebeen there. Do whatever you wanted that
man, Yes, old school SquareRecedar Point tickets on the way next,
(14:16):
Hang on Jeremiah Show ninety sixty five, Kiss have Him. Whole gang is
here. It's the old school squareoff crew. There's Maya from Sales.
There's Austy Love. Your sounded sosad, Thank you. It was pretty
sad. So Maya and I weretalking before you got here about dumb branks
(14:37):
we used to do. Me andmy friends, we pants each other a
lot in school. There's a wholething with tearaway pants. Did you have
a rock tearaway? I did dofantastic? Yeah, great branks? Do
you have it? Do you havea great prank like you would do against
amongst the buddies or something like that? So I got can I do too?
Sure? So? Uh like anotherone I did, but I was
involved. Okay, Back in myhigh school, you to buy a lock
(15:01):
through the high school. So therewas like so that if there was like
contraband or something like that, theschool could go out for the locker.
Copee yes, yes, yes,so like the master lock. And I
was walking down the hallway one time, minding my own business, and I
found a little key, picked itup. It said master key, and
I go, it can't be Andit was shaped like my locker key and
(15:24):
I pick it up and I goto one of the locks and I click
it opened, went to another one, Yes, opened, So like I
was like, I have just likein high school, you you reached the
panicle, I was gone, youwould have to do something with that.
If you wouldn't do something with that, that would be irresponsible. Yes.
So like early on, I startedlike opening up people's lockers and then I'd
put like stuff in there or whateverit may be. And then it progressed
(15:46):
a little bit. So then myfriends found out that I had this.
It was my senior year, andmy friends were like, we have the
breadth the best senior prank. We'regonna go and take this master key and
we're gonna un I think they gotit duplicated. I'm like Andy Bernard,
I'm like all four all the pranks, but I'm never going to be a
part of it. I don't wantto get my hands dirty. Absolutely,
(16:08):
absolutely said absolutely, did you startcalling me tuna? God bear me strength?
So he's got him lined up readyto go. I didn't play this
is a moment. Absolutely, Sofinally I gave I gave my buddies the
(16:30):
key. They got a duplicated.The senior prank was they went to the
freshman lockers and they changed all ofthem. That's fantastic. It was fantastic,
changed all the combinations. Yeah.So the other one, I was
an eighth grader, My brother wasa senior. Another kid was like picking
on me, and he was likemy brother's age was like, why are
you picking out his seventh grader,sir? And my brother threw a fart
(16:52):
bomb in his car. Oh yeah, and he cried deservedly. So absolutely
so those are fantastic. I lovethat so much. All right, let's
let's kick a little old school nowand then we'll play little old school square
cedar point tickets on the line todaybour tickets not just to worth the posty
tickets again four thirty. We'll dothat, Yeah, we'll do I might
(17:14):
call it it is the Jeremiah Showon ninety six five. Can't say fam
Cleveland's number one in music station.It is Friday here on the program.
That means one thing and one thingonly. We're done square. Yeah,
we'll do the old school squaft thenyou can go home. Fine, all
right, old school squaff old schoolname that tune. Maya from sales is
(17:38):
here. That is Austin from notSales is here. Happy holiday. You
are in your real estates there wego. Yeah, too much to say
that sales than I am real estatessales CR sales, CRE sales, CR
E sales. Just I don't likeany of Just follow me on Instagram.
Also love TV. There it is. Oh, he's still in the name
(18:03):
that I will lose my verification.I don't pay for verification. Oh,
you're stuck with it. O Gverification. I like it now, it's
a lie. Well, I stilllove on TV. You're gonna get audited,
socially audited. We've got Cedar Pointtickets on the line. Colored twelve
is Stephanie in the ak rowdy.Stephanie picked Austin. Stephanie. She didn't
Stephanie Maya. I'm sorry, Stephaniepicked may If Maya wins, you shoul
(18:27):
win. Cedar Point tickets sound good, wonderful, Stephanie. It was a
good pick. I love you.Susan from Cleveland chose me second for the
stump. That was what disrespect.Austin's crying, Susan. He's got a
little tear in his eye, Butyou know what you're trying to win.
You're not trying to make friends,right exactly, Adam from Willoughby. He
(18:48):
got Austin by proxy. Eighteen,baby, Adam. Let's go buckle up.
Here we go, Adam. IfAustin wins, you win, keeping
mind friends, they can't come toyou as a phone of French as long
as it's not for the win.First to three, your name is your
buzzer. First song in the oldschool square is Maya, Maya. I
shouldn't have said that. No,not coming at all. You're stucked out,
(19:11):
dude, I'm so stuck going toa photo friend rider. Wait then
I might I might have to.Yeah, all right, let's go to
Stephanie. Stephanie and the ak Rody. I want to make sure you're there
before I begin the song. Hello, my friend. Okay, here we
go. Here's the song title.An artist is what Maya needs for the
point. Let's take some calls.When the request line, you play it
(19:33):
again? Yes, she didn't hearI'm ready. Okay, Stephanie, what
do you got? It seems question? It is INDI this is how we've
done it every time? How didshe always does? That's pretty good?
I knew it was freakingly but Iwould have never gotten Pepolo on the board.
(19:56):
I got my Stephanie. You know. Fun fact, this was the
original beat for Yeah. It wasthey made Yeah on it, they shelved
it. Pete Pablo found it andrecorded freakily over this beat and they had
to make a new Yeah beat.Interesting next song in the old Teel square
off and they did that. Thisfeels like an Austin song. I know
(20:23):
it does. It's divorce Dad rockAustin is neither of those things, by
the way, dog Dad, Yeah, I'm married, dog Dad. Is
this gonna be a stump? I'mnot playing the whole song. This was
(20:47):
definitely a guitar hero. Yeah,I don't know. It sounds like a
guitar hero Austin. I mean you'vegot you do have a phone? A
friend available? Yeah, Austin Austin, Adam, what do we got,
my dude, Adam? Do youknow that song? My gosh, I
was afraid you're gonna do that.This is where you pull out Sam and
you don't tell anyone know the song. I know the song, but I
can't. Is a Queen of theStone Age. It's not a band takes
(21:18):
the Sunnage Austin any adam any cluefor Austin here? I'm not sure sure
at all? Or is it Daughtry? You haven't given hostational Daughtry way to
you. That is no wisp anything. I'm gonna go, choys, I'm
(21:40):
gonna go. I'm gonna say thisis money Krabas paralyzed by Royal the Serpent,
ooh, paralyzer by Finger eleven.I hardly know her eleven. Why
would you put this song in?I honestly thought that this is an Austin
song. You heard it, youthought Austin song. It was a deep
(22:02):
rock? Is my band my brand? You have a brand? You have
a song of the Old School Square? Is Maya by? Is this bottoms
Up by Trey songs? That iscorrect? I wasn't sure if you're gonna
get Tray songs, but you gotit. I got it. And with
(22:26):
that featuring Nicking, We'll be backafter this more Old School Square proceed to
point to stop floating Old School Squareoff right in the thick of it,
right now in the it. Indeed, yep, we're here the future reference.
There's a button that says cough onit. You know what? It
was really quick second sorry, I'mjust kidding farm just I had to.
(22:49):
It was just don't know, guy, back to the old school square maya
kiss me while I'm down one songaway from closing this bad boy out I
am, and I've tried to bringthe song in three different times and it
didn't work. Don't force it.Seems like fate is telling you that's weird.
I'm sorry, No, you wantthis one hostin. I was trying.
(23:11):
I was trying to, don't doit. Cocoa Universe wants me to
win in sweeping fashion, bringing theright thing over. Well, this is
what it's bringing over. Oh mygod, that's what it's bringing over.
I don't know that song CD forme when I was like eight, are
(23:32):
you Yeah? But I don't knowthe name the artist because it was on
a mix that's here we go,Here we go. Why do you think
I know this song because you druggedlytold me to play it five times?
Oh, Austin, that was that'sa remix? What is it? It's
(23:56):
September earth wind and Fire getting soundedlike as not the beginning original beginning sound
different. It sounded like it wasgoing into like this is not earth Winding
Fire. Yeah, this is theCaspop version you ned. I couldn't get
it to come over. That's whyI know I know the pure verse.
This is the other version. Yes, So what's the name of that artist?
He said? This is what Ialso tried to bring over. I
(24:21):
don't know that sounds like the Adamsfamily. All right, Austin's on the
board with God went up for me. I took too. I was like
saying that thing. I knew itwas September, but then I was like,
this has to be a remix.It did not sound right. It
was all right, here we gonext time. Here we go, just
(24:41):
brought over the US. I apologizeyou're feeling overwhelmed. This is this computer
is is malfunctioning because that's not thisAustin, go ahead, what bone Thugs
(25:03):
and Harmony featuring Notorious B I gis it Notorious Notorious? That's right,
that's not even think we were doing. So I give you I love that.
So all right, here we go. We're tying. All right,
let's go, Cad. I'll tellyou what it comes down to. This
(25:26):
it's dark. I cry say somethingmaya Maya for the wind. That was
a bad idea. You just heardwords. You're like I know what it
is and I do and I don'tall at once. Wow, this is
(25:52):
I mean, this is breaking theheart of the like seventeen year old tumbler
girl inside me. M hm mmhmm. Yeah, five seconds. I
almost don't want to try because Idon't want to get it half wrong.
I give anything away I'm giving.I can tell by his face he has
(26:12):
no idea. I hated. I'veheard this song. Yes, I absolutely
heard this song. Yeah, aregonna I don't know. I think everyone's
gonna fall, Everyone's gonna fall asleep. So just yeah, I don't know.
It is say something by a greatbig world in Christina Aguilera. That's
(26:37):
like a one hip deal. Allright, here we go for the win.
Wait, all of us. It'seither a stump, a Maya win,
or an Austin win. It allcomes down to this song. I
heard Austin Star smash Mon's correct.That time. It came down to the
quickness of the draw. Can wetalk about to come back? Susan immediately
(27:02):
hung up? Immediately hung up?Sucks to suck Susan. Wow, No,
Susan should have picked me chipped onmy shoulder. Adam, you're going
to whatever. You just watch baby, let's go congratulations Austin has hyped congratulations
(27:22):
at him step. I'm gonna takethis up with the review board. We're
gonna go back and listen. Worry. Yeah, absolutely bring it back up
again to ask some questions about thevalidity of the earth Wind and fire Cover
loved to you admittedly live on air. Hey it was Bone Fox and Harmony.
That was apressive. That was impressive, was yeah, So what do
(27:45):
you got? You got nothing.I'm just a little sad. Yeah,
Austin, great job, Austin,I hate you. Sit You're on my
show ninety six five Kiss FM,postal Owe tickets on the way four thirty.
But the crystal sticking around Maya fromsales, this is where you say
Hi. Yeah, I was waiting. Oh is that my cute? Austin
(28:08):
loves here too, what's up?I guess this is the cutest story of
the world. Alabama woman turns onehundred and eight years old. That's old
is crazy? She she credits creditsher old age too. Doctor Pepper flirting
with men with mustaches. That's unfortunatebecause I literally just shaved my little my
peach buzz today with mustaches might bethe reason I'd die untimely death of stress,
(28:32):
so me and her. So,guys, it brings us to another
blind rank rank without knowing what's coming. Neck next, the most questionable attractive
things about men? Oh whoa?Okay, all right, sounds super protective.
So are we gonna say? Dowe want to say one is the
most unattractive or five is the mostunattractive? You're really putting me in a
weird spot. I'm not gonna goI'm putting myself in the shoes of a
(28:59):
one hundred and eight year old.Yeah, that's what you should do.
One hundred and eight year old Alabama. What is her name? I guess
it? Uh, Muriel, Marjorie, I, Marge. You're probably close.
Probably I'm gonna say Margie, Helen, Helen, yeah, Hellen.
Yeah. Hell So we'll say looklike a hell you can you can rank
the attractiveness of men? Yeah?Comfortable? All right? So one is
(29:21):
one is the the best, fiveis the worst? Keep it normal,
okay, So let's kick it offwith the mustache. Where you putting the
mustache? Two? You're a mustachegirl, a well placed and pulled off
mustache. Yeah, it does good, it does well. I will say,
I'm thirty one years old. Ihave the face of a fourteen year
(29:41):
old, and like you too,I wish that I could grow a mustache,
a good one, because I triedthe weak one and it's it's nothing.
I'm going to put two as welltoo as well. Yeah, how
about a man bun whoa visceral reactionfrom my That might have been more visceral
when I said pants the second timeearlier? Yeah, because that was verbal
(30:03):
only. You got to experience myreaction some pants to the second time we
put a man bun mine one,three, four or five? What are
you going? Yeah, I'm gonnago four, going for your saving your
saving room, all right? Nextcut off? Oh, I'm glad I
saved that cut like Jeorks. Yeahyeah, Like but why George, Why
(30:26):
George. We're gonna say mid thigh, a man in mid THI free Georges
with a mustache. What are youdoing here? I will say, I've
partied in some before. It's agood time. You know. Hey,
(30:48):
you gotta get let the sometimes Igot some thunder thighs. Wow, where
would you put it? Three rockman? Come to be your own person?
Yeah? My first one? Goodpoint? All right, were you
putting the moment mullet? Oh no, the complete opposite reaction to God,
(31:12):
if you add all of these together, they get scary. You can have
like two of them at a timeand it's okay. That's a good rule
of thumb, you know. Iguess we'll see what the last one is.
What do I have? Opened?Uh? You have one and four
and four? Mullet's going? For'sgoing. There's nothing that gets me more
fired up than a brow and amullet. Yeah, I'm going one.
(31:33):
Oh my god, if I seea guy across the bar with a mullet
that walks in, I'm like,hell yeah, I gotta get a drink
with this guy. Like PBRs onme Rock and Roll. I saw a
guy with a I think it wasa mullet. It was when we were
broadcasting live before justin Timberlake. Yeah, like TMU Fabio. I don't know
you know who Fabio is? LikeFabio? Oh yeah, sorry, I
acron hate it too much. Youdefinitely had that one. So you have
(31:57):
what I have? One? Two? Where'd you put them? All?
Five? Everything but five? Five? Everything but one? All right?
So Maya's Austin's five is the chinstrap. Why I cut that out?
But five played that. I couldn'thave picked these more perfectly. According to
(32:21):
Maya's perfect guy is a guy witha chin strap, mustache, cut off
jeans. Yeah, just the whole. I'm gonna show up to work like
that on Monday. Please look atyou right in the face. Please.
I will pass away. I'm basingthis off, Dudes, I want to
have a beer with you. IfI see a guy walking with a mullet,
for sure beer. If I sawa guy walk in with the chin
(32:43):
strap, mustache, mustard mustache,I'm running away. I don't want to
be anywhere. He's probably wearing atap out shirt. He's still rocking Affliction
t shirt. Absolutely stick around.Post allow tickets on the way next Cleveland,
Number one Happy This Station ninety sixKiss FM. Song smashes the game.
(33:06):
Three songs smashed together. Post Malonetickets is what you win if you
pull it off. It's a JeremiahShow, ninety six five Kiss FM with
College twenty. It'stephanie the Ak RowdyStephanie, Good afternoon, nigger, Oh
Stephanie. I've got post malone ticketsfor you. If you can tell me
what three songs I've smashed together.Here are you ready? I think so?
(33:28):
Fox? What do you think?Oh Man? Any guess at all?
Or just complete blank face? Itsounded like the last one was uh
was post Malone's totally That's why songsmash. Stephanie, thank you so much
for playing your lovely human so yougot that going for you? Well,
(33:50):
thank you. I have a greatday, Bye bye two one, six
seven, eight, ninety six five. But was quick, but it's got
to be Fox so good. There'sthree songs in there. Can you hear
them? Post Malone tickets are onthe line. Good. Post Malon tickets
are up for grabs. We're commercialfree. By the way, that Jerremien
Shuld's ninety six five kiss found thisout of the program brought you by my
friends over there at ken Canley ChevroletAurora three ten West Garfield swing by this
(34:15):
week. I'm telling Jeremiahsenture, they'regoing to take great care of you.
Let's talk to autom and me Dinah, Autumn, good afternoon, aigger,
all hey Autumn, your next upto play the song smash? Do you
feel prepared? A slightly prepared?Slightly prepared? All right? Three songs
Smashed together. Tell me what theseare? You when post malone tickets?
Good luck? Hey? What doyou think? I'm not sure any guess
(34:38):
at all? Any songs coming tomind? Please please please no, I'm
sorry, that's not it, butthank you for playing. I appreciate you.
Thanks, you got it. Let'stravel back to the AK rowdy,
this time with Olivia. Olivia.Good afternoon, haggarlay Olivia. I believe
(35:01):
you called early in early in theshow. It's your birthday on this show,
right? It is? Okay?Three songs smashed together? Tell me
what these are and you are goingto post malone? Good luck? What
do you think one of them is? White? I saw how fancy you
(35:21):
said that? Iver saw on.I think that's how you say it.
I really know. I want tosay the second one is no good goodbyes?
And I can't even think of thefirst one to say a post Malone
song. Maybe it'll just come outof your mouth. I'm going to say
(35:44):
circles. Maybe that's incorrect, butthank you for playing. I appreciate you.
How many did I get? Right? Do you want me to tell
the people or do you want togive yourself another chance? I'm just kidding.
I'll tell the people you got toright. You're so close, Olivia.
Oh my god back two one,six, five, seven, eight
ninety six five. Oh here thereagain? What songs are those three of
(36:07):
them? You will get it.You're at post Malonga. Didjere on my
show commercial free on ninety six five? Kiss FM, Let's talk to Lauren
and Broadview Heights A long, goodafternoon nigger. Hey Lauren, are you
ready to try for these post Malonetickets? I'm gonna give it a sock,
give it the good old college.Try song smashes the game. I've
got three songs smashed together. Giveme the title of all three and you
(36:28):
win a post Malon tickets and blossom. Good luck, Lauren? What do
you think? Rock star? Letme stop you right there and then you
don't have to use your brain anymore. But that song's not in there?
Hey, I appreciate you. Bewell bye. Two one, six,
five, seven, eight ninety sixfive. But let's play again with who's
on my phone? Kiss FM?This is Lea, Lea. Where do
(36:52):
you live? Heartville? High?Oh down in Heartville? Looking to rep
the Heartvillians? You ready to smile? Song smeash Yeah go Three songs smashed
together one of these foxes, Leah, what do you got the white horm
Sorry, I can't say you're likeshe could circles? And then the last
one is I like you? Noneof the well one of those is in
(37:13):
there, but thank you so muchfor playing. I appreciate you. Thank
you. Bye two one six fiveseven eight ninety six five. Oh,
time to play song smash again withwho's this Chasmin? Jasmin? You ready
to song smash? I think Iam? Give me the title of these
three songs smashed together foxes Jasmine,what do you think? Okay, it's
(37:35):
I like you. I can stopyou right there, Jasmine. I'm sorry,
Oh no, it's not in there, but I appreciate you. You're
a lovely human. Don't forget that. Thank you. Bye two one six
five seven eight ninety six five.Oh, someone's got this right. So
Jeremiah Show with Post Malone tickets stillcommercial free on KSFM. Who Maybe it's
(38:00):
too hard, but listen, youwant post below tickets. It's a tough
ticket to get. So it's gottabe hard that you're on my shore ninety
six five Kiss FM with Haley inthe c Haley, good afternoon, Hey,
girl. All right, Hailey,is song smashed really hard? Or
are they just not big enough?Post he stands? What's the answer.
I don't know. I say yesterday, it's pretty hard. All right,
(38:20):
Well, you know it's got tobe. These are good tickets, you
know what I mean? Yeah?Here we go, three songs smashed together.
What do you got? White Irissend no good at goodbyes? And
better? Now? I'm sorry,that's not it, but thank you.
I appreciate you. Rich and Hudson? Are you ready to are you ready
to help smart all these dummies whohaven't won yet? Possibly? Okay,
(38:42):
I didn't mean to call everyone dummy. Sorry, I got emotional. It
happens. Rich, what songs wegot here is so good? What do
you think? So? I thinkit's White Iver sent no good at goodbye?
Uh huh? And Psycho that's incorrect, sir, but thank you.
You know it is there a postalone so long hundred percent three post Malone
(39:04):
songs in there. You got twoof them. The one is not a
collaboration. It is his song.It's not like an or anything. Correct
that that is yeah, correct?It is not a noa con Okay,
all right, man, appreciate you. Thanks, I appreciate you listening.
Stacy and Jackson Hay. Hey,Stacy, I don't know why I'm yelling.
I apologize. I'm all hyped.People are pumped or they're mad at
(39:25):
me because it's too hard. I'mnot really sure. All right, here
we go. Let's song smash,three songs smash together. Tell me what
they are? What do you think? Is it? White Iverson? Goodbye
and Saint Tropez? That is rightaway? Oh my god, every day
(39:46):
you've been calling, I love it. Here it is here. Here's the
longer version. I'm no good Stacy. You're going to post malone at Blossom.
Let's go. Oh my, I'mso excited. Stay, you are
so welcome. Hey, I haveone more task for you. Okay,
you won the tickets, but youget to bless someone else with another pair
(40:08):
of tickets because I've got an extrapair. We will give them away to
whatever caller you say from right nowcalls into Kiss FM. Okay to the
next caller. Yes, don't don'tsay like three hundred. Don't be mean
to me. Collar twelve, collartwelve. I like it two one,
six, five seven eight ninety sixfive. Oh, Stacey has just blessed
you with another pair of post Malonetickets. Because it's what we do,
(40:30):
Stacy. That's why we're your hookup station. Oh my gosh, she
said this thing. I love itwhen they do it. Unprompted, look,
Stacy said, tight, good luckCollar twelve that new Sabrina Carpenter.
Please please please, it's a DreMayah show. On ninety six to five
Kiss f M. Stacey and Jacksonwon the song smash today and well,
(40:54):
because of your hook up station,I found one more pair of tickets,
so she got to choose which collorto give them away too. She picked
the number twelve. So let's let'spick up the phone. Kiss f em
and O. Who's this? Thisis no? Where do you live?
I live in Lono? All right, no you I think you have a
new love of your life because yourcaller twelve. All thanks to Stacy.
(41:15):
You're going to post Malone. Dude. Let's go now, tell Stacey you
love her, say I love you. There you go post malone thanks to
Stacy, and you have the besttime. No, it's gonna be amazing.
Thank you so much. Do youknow who you're gonna take with you
yet? Or are you gonna makeyour friends Rochambeau for it. I'm gonna
take my love girlfriend Taylor. Ohhave we proposed to Taylor yet? We
(41:37):
have not, but we have akid together. Oh, so do you
need pressure on the radio to proposeto her? Because we can make this
happen. No, it's okay,I like it, my dude. Well,
you guys have the best time atuh at Post Malone. Does she
know that you won the ticket?Chet, because why don't you just tell
her on the radio right now?Yeah? She she's gonna find out on
the radio. Well to say yourname so she knows who it is.
(41:58):
Oh, that's right, you didsay her name. I wasn't paying attention.
It happens all right. Now yousit tight. I'm gonna get more
info from your boss. Thank youso much. You are so welcome.
There we go. That's what wedo with your hook up station. More
hookups coming for you next week.Be ready for the Jeremiah Show. What
do we got for you next week? We got I don't know. I've
lost the email at this point,it doesn't matter. It's ninety six y
five. Kiss your hook Up StationsJeremi's five, Cleveland's number one hit music
(42:24):
station. Have you Cheenie. Theday of the Jeremiah Show, It's ninety
six to five kiss FN. Someonehas done something so stupid. Anything you've
done pales in comparison. You gottawatch out for blowtoach wielding pirate guys.
So unless there's naked people around,allow me to explain uh to Nudis in
California spring into action this week torescue a tourist from a crazy kind of
(42:44):
pirate guy that's a quote who hada blowtorch. They disarmed the attacker then
wound up having to take him downand hold him until police arrived. The
pirate guy was a thirty eight yearold man who'd been a reputation, having
a reputation for menacing the neighborhood throughyears. He's car in jail. I
bet he never thought he'd get takendown by two naked people. Thanks for
listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand. For more, find us on TikTok,
(43:07):
Instagram and more at Chase Show Radioand it's weekdays two to six on
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