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Wop wop? What for you cheermy show? And this is how you're
doing on My Least five Friends.Hey, thank you to Superman for stopping
by last day. You're filming indowntown Cleveland, just blocks away from us.
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Appreciate you for that. Let's getit going for your Tuesday. Throw
it back to Rihanna bompirat el King. Tickets up for grabs two thirty Here
on the charre on Maya Show yourhookup station, It's ninety six five Kiss
FM. For your Tuesday. Goodvibes are spreading them all over Cleveland and
beyond. Good things going on inyour life, please tell us all about
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it. I'm sorry I got immediatelydistracted. I don't know what Elvis was
talking about this morning, but Ijust saw a text on the screen from
about seven thirty that said, labsare terrible. Lol. My German Shepherd
is amazing. I don't know whoyou are, person, but you're wrong.
You're wrong. You go talk tomy black Labrikin, He's amazing.
Sorry that one struck me. Iwas triggered. I apologize for that.
All right, back to the goodvibes. Good things happen in your life,
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tell us all about it. Somethinggood to happen to you? Texted
into the show at two one,six, five, seven, eight ninety
six five, Oh, Olivia,your turn, spread the good vibes.
I went glass blowing today with mymom and my neighbors. Your own customer
sline glass. Oh my, isthis something you've done. You're saying it
like you're a pro, and it'slike a hobby of yours. Is it
after today? Definitely? This ismy first time doing it. Oh wow,
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you know I've never tried that,just because I'm so injury prone to
things. I'm afraid I'm gonna endup. I'm gonna I'm gonna end up
in a glass jar somehow if Itried glass blowing. Honestly, I was
really scared too. But they walkedthrough everywhere. Maybe get give him some
glass blowing place down an Akron that'swhere they're at. No, it was
up in Sugar and Fall. Ohthere we go, check them out.
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Give him plug called glass asylum.Glass asylum. That that's what I would
be in if I tried to blowglass. I can't things appreciate the text
on the good vibes right now?Four four oh, thanks for texting in
good vibes. I got a callfor an interview for my dream job today
and they seemed excited to bring mein. I got to what the job
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is, text me in. Igotta know. I'm intrigued now. I'm
invested in your situations. That Jerebiahshowed ninety six five kisfm spreading good vibes
because it's what we do. Yougot something you want to send, you
can do it on the text twoone six five seventy eight ninety six five.
Oh, hold on to that numberas well, because you'll need it
for the l king tickets I've gotcoming up for you in uh by nine
minutes here on the program. Butlet's get to Kenley. Got the good
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vibes, Kenley, tell me somethinggood that happened to you today in your
life. Eighty home garage sale today? What did you just say? Eighty
home grod sale. You're garage salingin eighty homes today? Yeah, me
and my best friends. I loveit. What do you are you looking
for anything in particular? You're justhoping to stumble into something. All the
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junk. What do you do withthe junk? Ken Lee? I'm confused.
I hoard it and then I'll havea broad sale at the end of
the time. So this is kindof like how people are doing, like
with vintage T shirts and stuff.What do you call that thrifting? Right,
you're kind of thrifting, Yeah,thrifting and flipping and you know,
looking at you, satisfies the shopping, you know what. That's better than
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thirty thousand dollars in credit card debt? Right they met. I'm here for
it, Kettley, appreciate you.Thank you so much for calling. I'll
give me two songs. Got thosel king tickets for you. You got
a little less than a half anhour to get hooked up with one thousand
bucks. Of course, we're payingyour bills on the Joie Maya show every
hour during the program and outside,by the way, thirteen shots a day.
It's ninety six five Kiss FM.Let's talk to our first contestant to
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play. Is it a truck?It is Markel. She is in compley.
That's aka ready adjacent, by theway. Some might say ak rowdy
proper depending on who you talk to. MARKL. Good afternoon, aigger.
Hi, how are you I am? I'm very intrigued by your name as
a person with a unique name myself. Tell me what what Markel is all
about? Okay, So, mymy older brother's name is Mark. So
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my parents added big E L LE on to the end, which is
French for she. It's almost likeMichelle or Danielle where they add the E
L. It's so far away froma stripper name, unlike Michelle. I'm
kidding. Michelle's listening. I'm kidding. It was a bit of humor.
Don't come after me, huh.All right? Is it a type of
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truck I'm going to give you inthe name of a truck, You tell
me if it's real or fake.All you gotta do is get two in
a row? And you went okay, okay. Is a darts combat a
darts combat a type of truck Adark combat dark d A R t Z
combat with a K D A Rt Z. No, No, it
is it actually is? Is thatnot ridiculous? Yeah? I'm sorry,
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Thank you for playing. I appreciateyou. Markel. Okay, bye?
Two one six, five, seven, eight ninety six five? Oh?
Is it a type of truck?Two in a row and you are at
el King coming to Cleveland, Masonichooking you up on the Jaomyas Show.
It's ninety six five Kiss FM.But your Tuesday? Is it a type
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of truck? That's what we're tryingto discover here on the Jaromyan Show.
To get hooked up with el Kingtickets. It's ninety six five Kiss F
fam. Let's go to our nextcontestant. Anthony joins us from the land.
Anthony, good afternoon. How areyou? I'm good? How are
you? Lovely? Anthony? Itsounds like you're in your vehicle? What
kind of vo car? Are youdriving a car or a truck? A
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car? Okay? Are you?Are you well versed in trucks? Anthony?
What do you do for a living? I? Uh, not really
well versed in trucks, but Ithought i'd give this a try. Anyways,
you might as well. Right,I'm a case yeah? Why not?
Right? You said you're what youcut out when you said your occupation
case manager? Oh, a casemanager. Okay, Well that means like
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soho work and stuff. Right,yep, God bless you, sir.
Thank you for being that, bythe way, highly highly undervalued. Let's
dive into the game, shall we. Is it a type of truck?
I'm going to give you a typeof truck. You tell me whether or
not it's a real one or oneI made up. Let's start with a
Hennessy velociraptor. That's a real truck. That is a that I Ford makes.
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That truck. I saw that onthis list and I had to Google
it to make sure it was realbecause it sounds ridiculous, Anthony, but
it's not. It's real. Forthe win, my friend, tell me,
is a swelter A swelter a typeof truck? No it is not.
That's right, Anthony, you win. Let's go right. That's awesome.
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Your your attempt proved successful. Thatmeans you're going to el King Masonic,
Cleveland, November eight. She's anamazing talent. You're gonna have the
best time ever. That found great. Thank you. You are very welcome,
my friends. I'm gonna get moreinfo from your iboss. Yeah,
bums, you didn't win, gota little fomo. We've got tickets for
you all week here on The JeremiahShow. Win again tomorrow two thirty.
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We'll hook you up right here onninety six five Kiss FM. We'll get
you a thousand bucks. Next house, Phil's Phil's, Phil's Phil The Jeremiah
show on ninety six five Kiss Amthousand bucks. You just missed that,
but I got your back because Ilike you. The word Take it to
the website ninety six five kiss FMdot com. Take the word money.
You can score yourself eight thousand bucks. The home run derby was fun last
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night, not because Hosey lost,but because this happened. This woman is
it is an actual country singer.I mean, I'm sorry. I don't
mean to make your ears bleed anymorethan they did, but if you missed
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it, that's what happened. Apparentlywell ingrid Andres is the artist name.
She has left a comment for thepeople, a statement for the people on
her Instagram. It's on our storynow. I'm not gonna be se all.
I was drunk last night. I'mchecking myself into a facility today to
get the help I need. Thatwas not me last night. I apologize
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to the MLB, all of thefans in this country I love so much
for that rendition. I'll let youknow how rehab is. I hear it
super fun. I'm confused. Iwas. I'm more confused now than I
was before. People were talking thisrival the Fergie national anthem, which rivaled
the Roseanne one before that. Idon't was that was she? Was she
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doing a joke or is she reallygoing to rehab. I'm very confused by
the whole thing. I don't know. I don't know, but there you
go. If you if you heardit last night, you saw it last
night. Apparently she was hammered andnow she's going to rehab, for which
I hope she gets the help sheneeds if she if that's what she's doing.
But the last part is like,is that a joke? Is that
a bit? I don't know.I don't know who she is. I
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don't think we've ever played her hereon Kiss FM. I'm pretty sure she's
a country artist who's now going torehab. You've got secrets. We love
secrets. If you was here,the better. This is the Cleveland Confessional.
Spill that tea. Let's get youanother Cleveland confessional here on The Jeremiah
Show. Of course, we dothem at three thirty and five thirty Tuesdays
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Thursdays on the program. You startus out with a DM at Jay Show
Radio, and then maybe we'll callyou back, like we're gonna call Justin
right now. Hello, I lookingfor Justin is Justin available? Yeah,
this is Justin Justin. It's aJeremiah Show ninety six to five Kiss FM,
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you DM just do you remember doingthat? Yeah? Yeah, I
remember. Yes, we are hereto collect. It's Cleveland Confessional time.
Are you in a safe place youcan tell us your secret right now?
Yes? Do you have a momenton? Yeah? Hold on? Okay,
sure, all right? Are youready? Okay, tell us Justin.
What do you want to confess?Yeah, so I want to confess
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to my wife about my cheating earlyon in the relationship. Well, oh
okay, so your wife doesn't knowyou've cheated on her? What give us?
How how did we get to today? Like? How long ago did
you cheat? How many times?Give me? Give me all that stuff,
because that's a lot coming up offthe rip right right? All right,
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okay, here it goes. Yeah, so my wife and I we've
been married for about ten years now. You know, I never cheated or
anything like that during our marriage,never been unfaithful even during the engagement.
But early on when we started dating, you know, I did stray a
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couple of times, and you know, you know, we've been having some
troubles now in our relationship and youknow, are seeing a couple's therapists,
and the therapist is trying to haveus, you know, be more honest
with one another, and you knowgot me thinking to back way back early
on in the relationship, almost tenyears ago, when we first started dating,
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you know, so you know,should I be honest and with her
about you know, having been unfaithfuland you're still dating where that only served
to make me feel better and notso much do anything to help us.
So because the current the current issuesin your relationship or your current issues in
your relation, you know that that'swhat you're trying to say, right right?
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Oh? Man, I I guessyou know, I've kind of been
of the thought. And maybe I'mwrong here, Maybe I'm wrong, But
like that was if that was solong ago in your issues or your in
your marriage that you guys are dealingwith now currently, I feel like that's
adding fuel to the fire that doesn'tneed added. Does that make sense what
I'm trying to say? Yeah,but I don't know, if I don't
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know, the issues are totally differentnow, but you know, of that
secret, maybe that in some wayis a part of everything, kind of
a part of It's like the quitesubconsciously. Yeah, keeping secrets or wow,
I don't know. That's making methink really more than I planned on
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thinking today, justin a lot oflayers. No, you came to us,
We're gonna get you help. I'mnot much help, but there's more
people listening that probably can be ofhelp, especially maybe someone who's gone through
something similar. So let me throwit out to the people and see if
they have any better advice than I'vegiven you, because I don't think mine's
been great. I apologize, dome a favorite. No, we'll hang
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up here, keep listening, andthen we'll get calls and text from Cleveland
about what they think you should do. Sound good? Sure, sounds good.
Justin wants to know if he shouldconfess about his infidelities back before him
and his wife when they were dating. They've been married for like like ten
years now, what should he do? Should he tell her about it?
Do you let that be? Whatdo you think? Call her? It's
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the same number? Two one sixfive seven eight ninety six five? Oh?
Also in that free iheartradiof that's atalkback click that red microphone boom comes
to me here in the studio.Yeah, it is the Jeromyas Show on
ninety six five Kiss FM. I'mgonna get you some MISSU your hero here
in a few minutes. Bless anothershot in a thousand bucks, of course,
paying your bills at the top ofevery hour during the chair Amias show
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Here on ninety six five Kiss FM, Let's talk to Narissa, She joins
us on the funk. Good afternoon, hecar, Earl, how are you.
I'm doing well. So I listenedto your show all the time.
I appreciate you tremendously. Thank youso much for listening. And I just
want to say, Justin, wellbig, I think it's best to be
open and honest with your spouse,especially if you have issues going on right
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now. It may add some turmoilyou know that probably doesn't need to be
there, but I always believe inhonesty is the best polished policy. In
case you just tuned in what she'sreferring to a Cleveland confessional today, Justin
and is wiping together ten years,going through some issues now in the relationship.
Their therapist is encouraging them to beopen and honest. So he's wondering
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whether or not he should talk abouthis Basically, he cheated on her when
they were dating. He says hehasn't since they you know, not when
they were engaged or married, butwhen they were dating, so over over
ten years ago, and you think, maybe this is a time to fess
up about this. Those little thiswill kind of clear the air, in
your opinion. I do believe thatbecause I've been married to my husband for
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ten years and we had some rockybeginnings as well. Things are great now,
but there were some secrets that werekept and they were brought up to
light, and now our relationship isthat much better because even though he may
not forget, or Justin's wife maynot forget, but they're willing to forget.
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Yeah, I hear you. Sojust got a text of the Forefrolo.
Let me know what you think aboutthis text of the four Four says
he should not tell her a thishappened so long ago in the past.
It's only going to cause more problemsif she hasn't found out by now.
Saying something now will only make thingsworse. I don't think that's true because
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I feel, like I said,you know, I just feel like honesty
is best policy. And yeah,it may have happened, you know,
over ten years ago. But whoare we to say that she doesn't already
know. Yeah, that's that's afantastic point as well. Yeah, I
love it. You know, hisfriends or her friends may have known the
person that he cheated on his wifeten years ago when, and maybe they've
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said something during you know, acocktail or maybe they've said something during a
little party. I don't know that. Yeah, so you know, maybe
she already knows, and maybe that'swhat's causing me Oi haang another layer to
the onion. Boo boo. Ilove it. Well, thank you so
much for chiming and what great adviceyou just gave Justin. I hope he
can do something with it. Ihope so too. I hope it helps
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Justin now and I hope they havemany, many more years to come.
I love it. Thank you somuch for listening. I appreciate you.
You're welcome to Bye bye. Allright, hey stick around, let me
get with the little mister here.Let's get your lunch taken care of after
exists much. Wait, you wantme to say, what about Jeremiah.
He's the Jeremiah Show. He's funny, he's awesome, he's so pretty.
No, man, I ain't sayingnone of that. On ninety six five,
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Kiss that Bad your hook up station. Back at it again, this
time to take care of mister Herofor lunch that goes to Color twelve.
It's Nikki and Ravenna. That's you, all the lawful doodoles. If you
want, you're getting hooked up onKiss FM. Congrant yay, exciting.
The real question is who do youshare this? We got a meal of
four. Are you gonna share itwith the family, going to share it
with the coworkers? You're just gonnatake it all for yourself? What's the
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game plan? Nikki? Unfortunately Ihave to share it with my kids.
Oh those gosh darn kids. Willthey ever stop? Oh they're always take
care. Listen, here's the thing. They're not gonna eat any of it
anyway. Give them some freaking fruitsnacks and tell them to kick rocks.
Little one probably well, but thebigger one, well okay, they're oh
fine, fine, I'll take I'lltake the leftover fruit snacks. Okay,
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Nikki, Okay, there you go. Congrats, dinner for four, lunch
for meals for four, and mistermister Hero gets yourself some waffle doodle action.
Nikki Kingrat, Thank you weight.I'm gonna get more in from you.
Okay, okay, all right,tight Clevlan more hook cups on the
way we get seat the Point ticketsfor you when we go commercial three free
right around four thirty here on Guess. Thank you for being here, appreciate
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you. We got some Cedar pointtickets four in fact coming up at four
point thirty on the show, aswe go that commercial free. As aforementioned
here on the program, guys,my emo heart has been warmed because Simple
Plan has made a cover. Andthis isn't just a cover of a fluke
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thing that's gonna happen once they covered. Can you feel the love tonight?
I want that all through my earholes until the end of time? What
does that mean? Though? They'renot just doing a one off song,
of course not. They put theirown spin on the classic takes from your
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favorite Disney movies. What spinned?If I have to explain to you,
I ask your friend. A WholeNew Sound is an upcoming Disney album celebrating
its thirtieth anniversary of that movie.The album's going to feature reimagine versions of
ton of a ton of Disney classics, including a whole New World. When's
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it coming out? We don't knowyet, but it's coming. It is
on the way. And if Ican't just throw a song out there into
the ether and somehow Pierre and theboys, it's simple play and hear it.
Allow me to introduce this as exhibitA of a song they need to
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pop punk. Sorry, I justvibe for a second. Stick around Cedar
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Point tickets. Nex got Theedar Pointtickets for you. Take the whole family,
a whole group. Four tickets upfor grabs. We are playing songs
shouted from a roller coaster with Colleaguetwenty. It's Sue in manner, Sue,
good afternoon, acar. What isthe last ride that you make sure
to ride when you go to CedarPoint. That's a very important question.
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You have to start and and withthelonnium for there we go. I like
it. The cool crisp lake erieair flying into your hair. It's fantastic.
It's such a great view. Allright, here we go lyrics shouted
from a roller coaster. One ofour lovely sales representatives here. I don't
know why you torture them. Iput Jess from Sales on a roller coaster
and made her scream the lyrics froma song. Tell me the name of
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the song and you win. Giveme title Lardi. It's okay, okay,
all right, it's gonna be loud. To prepare yourself. Good luck,
Sue for four tickets to Cedar Point. What song is Jess yelling from
a roller coaster? I don't thinkI have any include what you're saying?
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Wop wop? Why can't even hearyou? Heard it? Right? You
just don't know the song? Sue? Oh, thanks, you play.
I appreciate you. You're lovely humanbank Bye. I think Sue might have
just given it away. If youknow what that song is, call in
now you win four sedar Point tickets. As we're commercial free in the Chero
Maia Show, It's Kiss, weare commercial free here on the Jeremiah Show,
It's ninety six five. Kiss.Have feminis out with a program brought
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to you by my good friends overthere Ken Ganley, Chevrolet, Aurora Swing
By and ZM Tel Jeremiah. Sinceyou're gonna take great care of you,
let's see if we can hook upsomebody with some cedar Point tickets. Alan
from the AK Rowdy is up nextto play songs shouted from a roller coaster,
Alan, good afternoon, how areyou my friend? After you answered,
doing well? Better now than I'mtalking to you. But try to
butter my bread. It's already yourturn to play. Got it all right?
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Here we go? Sound song shoutedfrom a roller coaster? What song
is? Just from sales shouting fromthis roller coaster? Four Cedar Point tickets
are on the line for you,Alan, if you can tell me what
song that is not like Us byKendrick Klamara. My answer correct, Alan,
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You're going to Cedar Point, mydude. Nice night. We all
feel a little bit bad for Suebecause she knew what the lyrics were.
She just couldn't. It didn't makesense to her that it was a song
I mean, wop wop, wopwop. I'm gonna fudge him up,
you know what I mean. Therewe go, Alan, You have the
best time, my friend. Whatrde do you go to first? What
is it? The one with thepirate? The pirate ship, the pirate
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You're you're a classic gentleman. Yeah, I dig it like that. I
love it. Have the best time, all right to thanks you sit tight.
I'm gonna get more info from you. We'll have more cedar point tickets
for you coming up again to margethooked up right here at four thirty on
ninety six five Kiss FM. Let'sbe smart about this. I'm smart,
so smart, it's time to smartyou up, Cleveland. We're not gonna
be the stupid people anymore with Jeremiah'sfun Factory. No, it's nugget for
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your Tuesday as when you can chewon and maybe do something with. Did
you know giraffs are thirty times morelikely to get hit by lightning than people.
Now, there are only five welldocumented fatal lightning strikes on giraffes between
nineteen ninety six and twenty ten,but due to the population of the species
being just one hundred and forty thousandduring this time span, it makes for
about zero point three lightning deaths perthousand giraffes each year. This is thirty
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times the equivalent fatality rate human beings. Listen, I thought this was gonna
be a nice story about Hey,dirafts are more likely to get hit by
lightning because they're taller than us andtheir heads are closer to the lightning.
But then he had to go throwin science and ruin it. Get out
of my way. Science, Jesustis it is your genius of the day
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of the Jeremiah showed ninety six fiveKiss FM your genius today. Somebody done
something so stupid. Anything you've donepales in comparison. Downing Columbus cops are
called after several businesses, including apet store, had been burglarized overnight.
When they got to the scene,there were just two dogs, multiple birds,
a hamster, and at least tworabbits running around. Police Sergeant Joe
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Albert said they were still searching formore, including a missing ferret. That
is what officers found Suspect Matthew Pancake, who was nearby asleep on a bench.
They discovered there were four gerbils stuffedinto his leopard print pajama pants.
That's a lot. Let me readit back. Matthew Pancake, sleeping on
a bench was discovered with more gerbilsstuffed into his leopard print pajama pants.
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Yeah, you're welcome for that visual. Thankfully, the critters were unflattened.
Quote, one day, you're runningafter a suspect, Albert laughed. The
next day, you're running after ferretsand bunnies. How did he not mention
the gerbils and the leopard print bananapants but pajama pants in his statement?
Come on, Albert, thanks forlistening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.
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