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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Made fun of it for the tune.
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I stay.
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This is.
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For you to Cheremiah show at least how you're doing
on my leasday five, All.
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But I want to be here.
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like a sickness.
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Oh did you.
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Start to paying forward today in the drive through line?
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to is this is your name?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Your name Wendy, No, like Wendy outside.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh like that's a that's a cool name, Wendy. Thank you,
You're welcome. I love your name.
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A but B.
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Before you go and have a great day, do me
a favor spread the good vibes. Tell me something good
that happened to you today in your life.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I'm not really sure what'd you do today?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
What kind of work you do? Wendy?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I you know, I feel like as a missed opportunity,
you should have been a meteorologist.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Maybe.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Sorry, that one might have been the worst dad joke
I've ever told on the show.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
That's all right, you know what I do?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Did you deliver anything fun from Amazon today? Or is
it all mysterious brown bags?
Speaker 7 (02:04):
It's all mysterious brown bags and box can do.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Me a favor, though, Can you tell if it's a
love Dolly?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
What's the matter?
Speaker 7 (02:14):
You know what's funny is they don't put those in boxes.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
They don't know they're just coming up bag.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
It comes in the manufacturer boxes, says right.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
How over under twelve? How many of you delivered to Northeast.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Ohio in the last five years?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Probably over Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
My god, because you know why, we got nothing else
to do over here when it gets winter time.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Right?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Oh, Wendy, you made my day. Thank you so much
for listening.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Don't judge my packages if you have to drop them
off at this my house.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
That sounds weird. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
I'm watching for your package.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Biscuits Fine Cleveland's number one hit music station.
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Fifty bucks to Blue Hand Brewery on the way for
you coming up lesson ten minutes from now on the
Jeremiah Show. It's ninety six five Kiss f fam spreading
good vibes. Of course, I will stop anything to spread
good vibes with you, Cleveland. Tell me what you got, Heather?
You're up, Hey girl, tell me something good that happened
to you today.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I got to lay out at the pool for two hours.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Is it still?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Is it my brain that's wanting me to think it's
colder outside, because I maybe I'm the only one going
through this. I'll be sitting inside and I'll get ready
to go outside, whether it's my house, whether it's in
the studio, be like, all right, it's gonna be nice
in hooty weather, and then it's a bagillion degrees outside.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
What's wrong with my brain? Heather?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I don't know, but it looks beautiful.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Why did I just lay out my brain problems? Do
you like you're my therapist? What happened there?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I'm just working through some things, Heather. Did you get
sunburnt today?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Not at all?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
That little see now, how do you do it? Are you?
Are you rocking the sunscreen?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Are you like a nineteen ninety two mom where you
got the oil on?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I'm rocking the bronzer.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, you have the bronzier.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
We'll enjoy that for as long as you can, because
you know, our days are numbered there.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I know.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Thank you so much for listen. I appreciate you. All right,
let me get you this looted now. Then after New
Teddy Swims will get you fifty bucks to Blue Hair
and Brewery down in Medina on your hookup station.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
It's Kiss FM. Can you go sit here on my
show ninety Kiss FM.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Getting her hook up on now, fifty bucks to Blue
Hair and down eating Medna. If you can win birds,
wel hair and obviously it's a bird and a delicious retaurant,
brewery and event center. So that's where this game came from.
Let's go to Color twelve. It's Amanda in Oliria. Amanda,
Good afternoon, Acar. It's Thursday, Amana. Have you had any
(04:41):
cocktails yet?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
No, not yet.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
I just will up from a long nap.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Probably I got out of work early to day.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay, wait, what kind of you got out of work early?
So you took a nap?
Speaker 8 (04:52):
Yes, I have narcolepsy, so I've always really really tired,
and I got out at like nine thirty today instead
of one thirty, so it was like perfect, Oh, get
a little see.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I nap all the time and I don't even have narcolepsy.
I just call that laziness a man. Well that's let's.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
See if we can send you down to Blue Hair
and Brewery in Madina. The game is called birds. I've
got a species, list of species of birds. Some of
these are made up, some are completely true. Get to
in a row and you get your fifty bucks. Okay, sweet,
Let's start with a cockapoo realer fake species of bird
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cockapoo yes, ka.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Ka p oh.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Maybe I'm pronouncing it wrong, but that's how I read
it when I see those letters put together.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Oh, we're gonna go with such a it's a bird,
that is a bird.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I think that's the Is that the parrot with like
the orange cheeks?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh? No, no, Maybe maybe I have too much bird
knowledge in my brain and that's a problem. Maybe that's
what's going on. Let me google them really quick. Nope,
that's not what I thought it was at all. All right,
here we go for the in a crimson skyfinch. Crimson
skyfinch real or fid That is a bird.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Now it is not a bird. I'm sorry, but thank
you for playing. I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Two one, six, five, seven eight ninety six five.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
We're playing birds.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
There's some tickets for fifty bucks to Blue Hand Brewery
in Medina. Say good luck number again two one six seven,
ninety six five O.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
It's Kiss FM.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Sit here on my show you hook up station on
ninety six five Kiss FM, trying to get you to
Blue Hand Brewery in Medina. We're playing birds for your
fifty dollars gift card. Of course, we all know blue
hairn is a bird, so that's basically where the game
came from. Let's go to our next contestant. It's Erica
in Wadsworth. Erica, good afternoon, Hagar all hello, Erica, can
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just one time? Can we just get a suck at Medina?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Please? Being a Wadsworth you in. There we go, and
it's and again.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
In case you're completely lost, it's because Wadsworth and Madina
are playing each other. Friday has nothing to do with
the lovely Blue Hair and Brewery being located in Medinah's
just this week we say suck at Madina. Right, yeah,
there we go, All right, here we go. Birds is
the game. I'll give you the name of what could
be a bird. You just tell me if it's real
or fake. Tow it orrow and you win. Okay, potentially
(07:21):
bird number one in a velvet sparrow is velvet sparrow?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Real or fake.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Velvet sparrow. I'm gonna say fake.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You're gonna say fake. That would be correct. I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I had a I make these because I'm not near
smart enough to do that, and they made some really
good fake ones here, so I would I would think
twice before saying realer fake for the wing?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
For the wing?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Oh boy, what is going on here?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Okay? For the win?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
How about a mystic feather hawk? Realer fake birds? Mystic
feather hawk? Who's in there with you? Who are we
talking with? What's his name?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
From school?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Logan? Logan? What do we think a mystic feather hawk?
Is it real or fake? I think no fake. He's
gonna say fake. Yeah, you would be one hundred percent right.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You win?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Guys? Come on now, did you guys? Hang up? Erica?
You guys won?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Congratulations fifty bucks for you Blue Heron Brewery in Madinah.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I think I'm gonna put them on hold. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I think they might have put me on mute there.
All right, you guys hang on. I'm gonna get all
the info off the air for me.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
There.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
We will continue to hook up still today we got
April Levine tickets and Nicki Minaj's tickets all on the
way at your hook up station ninety six five Kiss FM,
So Jeremiah Show ninety six five Kiss Fmyah from sales
is here.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
M from s You're Jay from show Jeremiah from the radio.
Maya from the sales area.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I didn't remember, Tim Harron.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I want to talk about gross lunches your mom packed
because you you've in the Maya.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
From sales lore.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
We've talked about Elkie's lunch practices because you didn't need any.
There was no bologney, no, there were no caprice sons.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
If they were juice one, yes, none of that glacier
blast cool cherry punch in definitely not.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
What was What was elkie packet in Maya's h lunch bags?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Oh goodness, it was always Let me think of the
run down the hits we had. Sometimes it was a
lot of peanut butter and jelly. I was always on
soft wheat bread, never white bread. Sometimes when we were
getting bored of things, should make me like a grilled cheese,
(09:56):
and then it would just be like a cold grilled
cheese by lunch, it's pretty good, like a bagel and
cream cheese was also like a like one.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
All.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
No, they're great. But I do have a real, a
very core memory of being right at that age of
like kids have no filled her and they're not.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Going to be nice, and you're becoming aware and.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You're aware of that, and maybe you're a little bit
nerdy and kind of like your teachers too much to
be cool.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Anyway, was there a lunch for your teacher and your
lunch thing?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
No, But I'm just painting a picture of who I
was as a child. So I was already really teetering
on the social social scales in third, fourth or maybe
fifth grade at worst. And then I bring out a
food that I love and enjoy and we'll eat at
home all the time and never once thought to be
embarrassed or concerned about and apparently need have did my mother,
(10:51):
because she did, in fact pack me by tuna fishing.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Oh where it was going classic? How would your mom make?
Would she make it a tuna salad? Or was it
literally tuna out of the can on bread? Cutting the foes?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
It was like a tuna salad sandwich.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
The mayonnaise, like a.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Little mayonnaise, a little like you know, celery or something
chopped in there, maybe seasoning right on a sandwich.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
But what would because a tuna fish sandwich isn't bad.
I mean it's probably fishy.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, it's the smell.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
It's because it ss in there made.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Fun of for the tuna. And and you can't exhy.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Do you make Why do you say things that make
me isolate? Audio?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Why do you do that?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Why you have you have no idea? How little control
I have over the things that come out of my mouth?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Like what am I supposed to do with that? I've
got to put it somewhere, damnit.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
And I've got to make it a thing.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Oh boy, that's no.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, I guess that's all. It's fine. Do you have
a stink lunch?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I was. I don't remember a lot of my lunches,
probably because I was a big maloney and mustard guy.
But I found online people would get tuna salads on
this list, uh snap peas, which I would maybe because
it's a I'm not a pea guy. I did a
bit on my old show where I lost a bet
and had to eat a can of peas out the
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whole can. If you put peas near my face, I
will gag.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I think they're the grossest thing on the plan.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
That's so interesting.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I don't know. I want nothing to do with them.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I asked Lauren from sales about me and peas, all right,
because I don't want to say that one on the air.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
All right, Well, I do want to know.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Go ask you that people put green beans in there.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Okay, Yeah, this is weird because you got to think
this stuff's going to be cold.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah, right, they're not. It's not going to be hot.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I don't think any of those really like, I don't know,
it's like grossing me out. Lunch.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
It's not in the lunch category at school lunch? Right?
Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I think you're right? Are we talking like it came
on a tray and you had to eat it from
the lunch?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
No, this is what mom packed.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Oh okay, okay, because I was going to say a
side of whatever gross like sludgi. Oh yeah, they would
have had sounds fair.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I love the Apple Crisp. I always hated the mixed
vedge again because there were peas in there.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Wait, did you did your school have like a like
a signature, like there was a lunch that you know,
they do it like once every month or something, and
everyone would buy a lunch that day.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
It's not on the not on the rocks. What in
God's name was it was?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
It sounds like an oyster. It sounds like a name
that a British person would call an oyster.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
It would be it would be there are biscuit or
mashed potatoes and then a yellow gravy with with turkey
chunks in it or oh my goodness, and I was.
I never figured out, and probably until recently, that the
mashed potatoes always tasted a little sour. But I think
that's because they use sour cream in them, which I
do now when I make mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Okay, wow, so that's advance.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
You never sour cream mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
No, I just mean for a school lunch, right, that's
they're working harder.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Shout out, shout out missus. Shreeve man. She was all
about it. Huh, missus, she's the best. She's the best.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
We had one that's very similar. It makes me laugh.
I want to know if anyone else's falls right in
the same like lane because ours was cream turkey.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Creasy cream turkey.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Day was like good day. They were selling out of that.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I've had bit high school. It must be would they
put what? Would they put it? Over a biscuit or
some potatoes?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I believe it was over potatoes. And then there was
a side of like a bread or a biscuit or
something like that. And it was a beautiful No, it
was yellow favoring. It was not yellow. It was a
beautiful creamy turkey gravy that was not it's not on
the rock.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Beautiful creamy turkey gravy was my nickname in high school.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
All right, Hey, if you ever had Snout of the
Rocks or something better?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
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Speaker 4 (15:05):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Why I hate that's so much, but I do.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
You've got secrets.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
We love secrets.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Did you hear the better? This is the Cleveland Confessional.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Spill that tea.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
You got a secret you can't tell the people in
your life, you can always tell the Jeremiah Show. It
all starts with the d M at J Show Radio
And maybe we'll call you back, like we're going to
call Brie right now?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Hello? Was this Bri? This is the Jeremiah Show ninety
six five Kiss FM.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Hi, you DMed us about having a Cleveland confessional. Do
you remember doing that?
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I do.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
We are here to collect on it if you have
a few minutes to speak with us.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Okay, are you ready to hear it?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Are you in like a safe place you can tell
your secret without like the wrong people hearing?
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Okay, bree what do you want to confess?
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Okay? So right now, for the past couple of years,
I've been cat fishing my friend your friend?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Okay, who is this friend in your life? Like, like,
give me the relationship.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
She's actually my best friend and I have feelings for her.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Oh okay, So when did this? When did this light
bulb in your head? Breeze say, Hey, I have a
crush on my friend. I should just I should catfish
her and try to get into Like what when did
this all start?
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Around twenty twenty one?
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Okay, what spawned it?
Speaker 6 (16:34):
I don't even know.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
At first, it started because I thought she was talking
like crap about me. Okay, So so I was like, oh,
maybe I can find out inside information through a fake profile.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Uh huh, a little fence to action.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Yeah, but then she fell in love with him.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Oh okay, so you made him. He's a heat your
your alter ego.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Is a heat.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Yeah, that's the messed up part.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
So okay, I have more questions. I'm just trying to
sort through them all. First things, are so, are you
out to her? Who are you? Do you guys still
communicate in the real world as Brie and Bree's friend?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
And you guys like hang out?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
How close are you are you between vesties and total strangers?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Where do you live? On a scale one to ten?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
She's my absolute number one best Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:22):
This just got murky? Okay?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
And are I mean are are you? Are you out
to her? Or is it a situation where you're you know,
you're you're open to anything?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
No, I'm not at all?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Okay? And is she.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
I'm going to put an end to it?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
I will?
Speaker 5 (17:40):
I will?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
How how far from now will you put it? How
do you put an end to it? That's how do
you do? Are you just gonna ghost her? Are you
gonna end up on ghosted?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Now?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
To be honest, I don't actually know because she talks
about him to me. Oh no, and he they've never
even met before?
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah? What?
Speaker 7 (17:56):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Where?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Are you getting the content for this person? Have you
guys changed photos? And like, does does she think she
knows what he looks?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Like?
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Yeah, I'm using my gosh, it's so terrible. I'm using
some random guy from like Cleveland, Ohio, I mean the
same city, but like, yeah, he knows me and he
doesn't know her.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Oh so wait, there is a chance I'm just I mean,
there's so much happening right now, Brie, So there is
a chance that your best friend in the world who
is being catfished by you as this person. Let's call
him Ted, just so we can keep everyone straight. She
could run into Ted at a guardian's game and think
it's Ted, and like they could connect, and like he
(18:38):
would be utterly confused.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
I mean me and him have already talked about it before,
and I don't really know he doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
What he would do.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
So he knows that you're using his image to catfish her. Yes, Oh,
now the whole thing's bad, Bri.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
I know it's bad.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I know.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
So what is that? What do you want to do?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I mean, you were creeping on her because you thought
she was talking trash about you, But now she's fell
in love with this this person, your catfishing as but
this is a real person.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
What is your goal here?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
You just gonna try to back out of the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
I don't I don't know.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Do you have any recommendations?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I mean, okay, let's let's think about this for a second.
Let me and then I'll.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Tell you what.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
We'll go to the people and see what they think
and see if they can help. I would think, so
you can keep your crush on this girl, your best friend,
separate from the whole cat fishing thing. If we're trying
to get out of this as clean as possible. Yeah, you,
if you work up the courage, which I know is
the hard part, to confess to her how you feel
about her, then that that's the win, right, that's the
(19:47):
ultimate win in your brain, Like for you guys to
be together.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I mean, I don't think that'll ever happen. She's already
made it clear that she would never like get with
a woman.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Okay, so now we're just trying to to save the
the the friendship.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
But duck out without her ever knowing.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
But we need ted to get out of the out
of here.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
But I just don't want to like hurt her feelings.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, Well, I mean you're gonna that's That's the only
safe way to do it. Is you got to have
like Ted dump her on Instagram or whatever, or just
or just straight up ghost.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
And I never thought like she would be that into
talking to him, and it kind of just became like
a routine thing because I wanted them maintaining her feelings.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Or just or just get real life Ted to meet
her in person and break her heart.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Does she know?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I don't know. See this is I'm not funny.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
I'm not great at this. I mean it's an idea.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Let me.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Let me get the people of Cleveland.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
What we'll do is I'll ask them for advice, and
then you listen back and see what they say and
take take what you want from that situation.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Okay, I good?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
All right?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
You can call her text two one six five seven
eight ninety six five. Oh, Bree has cat fished her
best friend who she has a crush on with a
person who exists. We're calling him Ted. How does she
get out of that situation and maintain the friendship? Because
that's the goal, right, Brie? Yeah, best the goal, all right?
Two one six seventy ninety six five box caller texts.
It's the same number, Bree. We'll try to get some
answers for you.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Okay, all right, thank you, good luck.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
It is the Jeremiah Show on ninety six y five
Kiss FM. We're talking about today's Cleveland Confessional with Bree.
Don't forget if you ever missed the Cleveland Confessional ghost
at any moments from the show, you can always find
them on the podcast free iHeartRadio app wherever you get
your favorite podcast. We are got you covered there. I
got to get you Aperal tickets that is on the way.
Hang tight for that. But let's continue this pre conversation
(21:36):
with Jalisa. Jalisa you there, hey girl. By the way, yeah, Jalisa,
the Brie situation is quite complicated. Essentially, she's catfishing her
best friend because she's crushing on her with a human
being that exists that she actually knows. How does I mean, listen,
we all know what the right thing to do is.
I don't think that's the question. How does she get
(21:57):
out of here? Scott Free I think that's what we're trying.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
To figure out.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
I mean, I think you hit I think you hit
the nail on the head when you said he's either
going to have to ghost her or she's just going
to have to break it off with him. She wants
to maintain that relationship, but still at the end of
the day, carrying that baggage in the back of your mind.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
I think she should just come clean.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Oh boy, but how awkward is that going to be?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Going to.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Come clean and let her know that she has feelings
for her and that you know, she's super apologetic and
maybe they can start reworking on their friendship to build
that up again.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
And honestly, and if we're just again, we only know
so much of this, uh situation. But just because Bree's
friend didn't say she's not into girls doesn't mean she
actually isn't you Does that make sense.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
What I'm trying to say, Yeah, very sure.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Her friend may just be covering in that conversation because
she doesn't want to be outcast for having those feelings
if her friend doesn't feel the same.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
I think that's what my brain's.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Trying to say, right, And the connection that she has
as a friend, in that connection that she's built as Kim,
I mean.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Come on, she might say yes, yeah, you know what
you never know? You never know? Okay, well, there we go.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
At LEAs we got something out of this, I think,
I mean, when it comes down to it, Yeah, if
you want to live conscience free and maybe live a.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Truth right, Yeah, that's supposed to be your girl.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah, you gotta hold her down.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
She might punch you in the face, but you would
still make up with her.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Yeah, if she truly cared, she would be completely honest
with her and let this let her friend make her decision,
and then just live with it.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
I love it. Well, thank you so much for chiming
in and listening. I appreciate you.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
I appreciate you too. I love listening in to you.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Oh you're the best.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
Have a great day, okay YouTube?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Ye hey kiss? Who's this? Hi? Stephanie.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
We've been discussing what to do about Breeze situation where
she's catfishing her best friend just talking to Julisa.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Who I mean.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I think we're getting to the point maybe we need
to be honest.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
But what do you think?
Speaker 7 (23:56):
I think either a be honest, be she's too scared
to do that, then maybe have hit like the real guy,
reads the whole conversation, and then meet her in person. Right,
that's what that's your only other option.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, yeah, I think if we're not going to be
completely honest, just set this guy up who doesn't know her,
to just break her heart essentially.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Yeah, or maybe they saw one look or but I don't.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Think that's what bre wants then. But you know what,
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Well, if she's not gonna be with hers, then might
as well be with.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Her, right, you know what, maybe we just make it
a thropple and then it's the best of both worlds exactly.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Well, thank you so much for listening. I appreciate you,
and thank you for chiming in. Of course, great tome
Bye bye. All right, I'm gonna get you these April
Lavigne tickets. Uh, we'll do it right after this.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Hang on, friends.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
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Speaker 4 (24:47):
Weird, give me some nutties over here.
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Speaker 3 (24:55):
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Speaker 4 (24:59):
Let's talk to h Alien Larry Hailey.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Good afternoon, Kerka, Hi Hailey, what are you doing today?
It's a fine Thursday afternoon. In Northeast Ohio. What's going
on in your world?
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I just got off work and heading to the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Oh, what's on the list? Are we getting dinner? Are
we just getting some snacks?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
What are we getting dinner? Getting dinner for tonight?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
What?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
What are we thinking?
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Mushroom pasta?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Oh okay, I'll be over at about six thirty.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Sound good?
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Perfect?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Well.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I would bring your Apple tickets, but they're like digital
and they're going to be on your phone because you're
college twenty you wat yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
I love you.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Well.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
I guess when you go to the grocery store, you
better get your tailgate since you'll be a Blossom tomorrow night.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Right.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Yes, that's so awesome.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
You are going to have a blast.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
It is every emo millennial's dream to be at Blossom
at the sold out April Levine show, and you're.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Gonna be there.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
That's so awesome.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
I'm so excited for you. Okay, you have a blast.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Okay, thank you so much, very well.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Coome shit tight.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I'm gonna get more info from you, but don't worry, Cleveland.
More hookups coming up after five for more April tickets.
You want Nicki Minaj tickets, Okay, we'll do those in
four thirty when we go commercial free on your hookup station.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
It's ninety six to five.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yes, so Jeremia show ninety six five kiss FM. More
Nicki Minaj tickets on the way for you. We'll get
you less than twenty minutes there. And I've won more
prayer of Avril tickets because every sold out of Blossom
Marvel' hook you up after five on that. But that's
my from sales doing her best ooing and ayeing as
I tas what's coming up?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Sounds like getting those Avril tickets might be quite complicated
unless you win them on.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
This radios there it is way to wrap it around,
you know, way to wrap it We gotta talk. We
gotta talk hot dogs. What we gotta talk hot dogs?
That seems to be the most reoccurring thing on this show.
Hot dogs and Edwin McCain too great, truly, what did
your friends? Because Maya's a Cleveland Striker by the way,
(26:56):
if you don't know what a Cleveland Strikers, they're basically
the hype squad for the guards. Yeah, thrown out free stuff.
We do as Gordon Wieners around the ballpark making sure
idiots don't trip and fall when they throw out the
first pitch. All of the above, all of the above,
and you do a great job about it.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
But I think your your hot dog friends have taken
it to the next level because of what they posted
on Twitter, which I'm still refusing to call x yesterday.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
They go just say.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
It all right, I say, even I fear there is
an evil genius hiding lurking behind the social media accounts
of Clee hot dogs. Yes, the Cleveland Guardians hot dog mascots.
Because for nearly a year, almost a year, almost a year.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Three hundred and sixty five days.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I think it was like three hundred and fifteen.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Three hundred and ninety six tweets. I don't know the
amount of days.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Okay, So going all the way back to October of
last year in reverse order, yes, so that they were
read correctly when you got to the start of it.
The Cleveland Guardians hot Dog's Twitter account tweeted so specifically
(28:11):
so that every first word of every tweet in order.
When they got to their final three hundred and ninety
sixth tweet, read it back read the full lyrics of
you Belong with Me.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
You can't even get it out You Belong with Me
by Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I can't even it is insane.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
This is wild.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Three hundred and ninety six words in that song.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Did you know, being behind the scenes that this was happening? No,
you had no idea.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
No, But you know what, I will say, what's up
whoever that is, who's behind this whole scheme. I would
not get on their bad side, right, I would.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Not wrong them diabolical.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
That is like twenty year grudge holding type dedication.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
I don't even know, like because I can't. I have zero.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
It seems to me like they came up with the
idea on October thirteenth, and they're like, crap, I should
have started it today.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
It is unparalleled commitment to the bit. Wow, impressive. The
only thing I have one gripe note at one point
in the midst of it. If you're a real deep swifty,
you know, in the bridge of that song, she goes,
I'm the one that makes you laugh when you know
you're about to cry. There's the two claps. She's been
(29:28):
doing it in her live performances of that song since
she was a baby, and you know Kanye West, Taylor
Swift era many many years ago, clap and it would
have been so incredibly cherry on top if one of
those tweets started with clap, clap.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
The whole gosh darn thing is rude. I didn't clap
clap it.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I'm not saying it. You're saying I don't want to
catch any heat from this guy because he scares me.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
You know who it is? Yes, Oh, I don't know.
You don't know. Wow, you're not telling anybody.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Here's what I'll say. Okay, watch out for Mustard?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Is that? What is that? What we say?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
He's my boy, We're boys. I knew Ketchup could come
up with that. He's the son of a biscuit.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Well, Ketchup. Ketchup plays the short game. Yeah, Ketchup wants
to win as bad as anyone else, but he's he's nearsighted, right,
you know, instant gratification.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
You're basically, in not so many words, saying, Ketchup's kind
of dumb.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Well, no, you're saying that.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I'm taking what you said and interpreting it into real
world speak.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You're taking what I said and interpreting it through the
lens of your anti ketchup bis and Onion's my girl.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, Onions got me, Come on Onions, Onion. Who doesn't
love Onions.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
She's gorgeous, she's perfect. Yeah, and she's way above all
that drama.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yeah, she has time for that.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
All she can do is race and be hot.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Cleveland number one.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Hey, You's Mixcation ninety six five Kiss FM.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Spoken word karaoke is what we're playing. It's a jere
On Maae Show, ninety six five Kiss FM. Nicki Minaj
tickets are on the line. Let's go to Caller twenty.
It's Olivia and Coaga Falls. Good afternoon, hangar all, Hello Olivia.
What's going on in Caiga Falls today? Anything fun? And
of note, I think you're out of the Evaca zone
because this isn't like some hazmat nonsense going down on acron.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Oh my gosh, I didn't even know.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
I look at that like.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
A beautiful day.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
We'll stay the falls, don't go to Akron okay noted?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
All right, So it is a spoken word karaoki.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
I've had gest from sales perform for us a song,
but not in the song in the way you're used
to hearing it.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
You gotta tell me what this song is. Okay, okay,
good luck.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
I am Sean, I'm Mac them.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Dude's up back, coops up and chuck the deuce up?
Speaker 4 (31:39):
What song is that? Olivia?
Speaker 6 (31:41):
Is that super Beans?
Speaker 4 (31:42):
That is supervis you?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Well, yes, you are going to Nicki Minaj next week
at the Roofy hook Congratulations, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
You are so welcome. Have the best time in the world. Okay,
thank you. Hang tight.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
More Infolk coming for you off the air Hookups continuing
still today Averril tickets sold out at Blossom Tomorrow. We've
got your last chance to win coming up after five
on ninety six to five Kiss FM.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Still commercial free. By the way, let's be smart about this.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Sin's so smart. It's time to smart you up, Cleveland.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
We're not going to be the stupid people anymore.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
With Jeremiah's fun fact of the day.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
In the most nineties facts to ever nineties, let's talk
about the band Nickelback. I'm sorry Nickelback. How they get
their name? Have you ever wondered that?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Well, one of the.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Members of the band was a cashier at Starbucks, and
people would give him a dollar fifty to pay for
their coffee that costs a dollar forty five and he'd
give them a nickel back. That is the most ninetiest
thing I've ever heard in my life, because one, when
did Starbucks cost a dollar forty five?
Speaker 4 (32:44):
And two.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Who's got a dollar and two quarters in their pocket
right now? If you have that and you find me,
I will give you twenty dollars guarantee.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
But you can't get in here because we're off.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
So I have your genius the day on the Jeremia
shows six five kiss FM. Of course, Eugenius, someone's done
something so stupid. Anything you've done pales in comparison. And
every once in a while, quite frequently, we got a
head down to the Great State of Florida where a
Florida man was found and I don't know if he
was arrested, but he did punch a guy in the
(33:20):
face for complimenting his car. A fifty three year old
man was rocking his souped up Dodge Charger this past
week when the guy in another car waved and told him, hey,
sweet ride. John the man's name, responded to the compliment
by punching him in the face. I guess that's a
Florida thing. This was near Lake Wales, Florida, about halfway
between Tampa and Orlando. He pulled in front of the guy,
(33:41):
stopped in the middle of the road, walked up to
his driver's side window, and clocked him.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Into the the face.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
The guy's dash cam video got it and you can
hear John ask if he thinks he's tough. Guy responds
by telling him he was just trying to say, nice car, bro.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Uh reaction.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
So John how back in his car and took off
with the dash cam got a clear shot of the
license plate. Cops were able to id him last week.
Hear they haven't tracked him down yet, but people online
did track down on his Facebook page, where he's posted
several shots in the car that.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
He's very proud of.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
So they've been leaving comments like nice car, bro, and
this is the guy who can't take a compliment.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Nothing nothing like a good trolling when you're being a
friggin idiot.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
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