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NonCensored is coming to an end. Our final show is at the London Podcast Festival on the 13th September 2026 at 4.30pm. Tickets are available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/noncensored/

As we take a break over the summer, we're going to remind you of how fun our live shows are. This week, it's the show we did at King's Place, as part of the London Podcast Festival, in September 2023.

This week Harriet and...

NonCensored is coming to an end. Our final show is at the London Podcast Festival on the 13th September 2026 at 4.30pm. Tickets are available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/noncensored/

As we take a break over the summer, we're going to remind you of how fun our live shows are. This week, it's the first-ever live show, from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 2022.

This week we bring you a very special LIVE ...

NonCensored is coming to an end. Our final show is at the London Podcast Festival on the 13th September 2026 at 4.30pm. Tickets are available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/noncensored/

As we take a break over the summer, we're going to remind you of how fun our live shows are, starting with this one - the London Podcast Festival in 2022, which we recorded two days after the Queen died.

This week Harriet,...

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This week Harriet Langley-Swindon is joined by Andy Burhnam, XXX; Chairman of South Central Thames Water Sir Lord Douglas Brown OBE CBE, who explains why his company going into profit is a good thing for the customers who've been charged more; and Eshaan Akbar has a White-Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about Lord...

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This week Harriet Langley-Swindon is joined by Posh George, to explain why the allegations around Nigel Farage's finances are nothing but a witch-hunt; Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson explains why we don't need to fund the teaching of art; and Eshaan Akbar has a Red Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about prediction market...

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This week Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined in the studio by Chief Inspector Ian McFyte, who opposes keeping the pubs open for the Mexico-England maych on Monday morning; they are also joined live from New York by Entertainment Correspondent Kirstie Golightly who knows as much as anyone about the Taylor Swift/Travis Ke...

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This week, soon-to-be-former Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer tells Harriet Langley-Swindon about why he's standing down, and what he's left in Number Ten for Andy Burnham to take over; we speak Al G. Algae, a spokesman for algae, to get their side of the Lincoln Reflecting Pool story; and Eshaan Akbar has a hot and spicy takeaway of...

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talk to campaigner and old man Hugh Oldman, about why the government is right to ban under-sixteens from social media; we speak to A Suffragette From 1913 about how she feels about being compared to Palestine Action; and Eshaan Akbar walks us through a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of...

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talk to MaryBeth JoAnn Meg, an American-Irishwoman in Belfast about how worried she is about the new trouble there; Chancellor Rachel Reeves joins us because she ISN'T hiding from a decision on the pensions triple lock or, indeed, hiding in general; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot &a...

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon talk to Milly Young, a young person about how young people are not saving enough and also not spending enough and also don't deserve pay rises; Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the animals that have made the shortlist for the next batch of banknotes; and travel agent Tommy Cook has so...

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talk to SNP accountant Scott Andrews about how everything Peter Murrell claimed was a legitimate business expense; they also hear from Doctor Five, a meteorologist from the future who predicts nothing but sunshine in the years to come!! Finally, Producer Martin continues intervestigation (a cr...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talked to King Of The North and King Of Pigeons Andy Burnham about how his powerful Northern accent will bring change to Westminster; Eshaan Akbar celebrates the government's intervention to reduce fuel prices; and Producer Martin continues intervestigation (a cross between an interview and an investigation) into the world of "preppers" - people who are preparing for the end of the world ...

Harriet Langley-Swindon talked to Health Secretary Wes Streeting at 12.50pm on Thursday where he explained how loyal he was to Keir Starmer; Eshaan Akbar explains the biggest consequence of the Strait Of Hormuz being closed; and Producer Martin continues intervestigation (a cross between an interview and an investigation) into the world of "preppers" - people who are preparing for the end of the world - with his interview with Coll...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talk to independent councillor Barry Normal about the lack of vetting from the main parties when it comes to the local elections, as well as asking... well, what it is that councillors do, exactly; Eshaan Akbar looks at Reform's proposals to build detention centres in areas that have the audacity to vote Green; and Producer Martin begins a brand new intervestigation (a cross between an in...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Eshaan Akbar debate the power of political debate with our two wokest talking heads, only one of whom can possibly come back, Laura and Laura; they also speak to our Westminster Correspondent Issy Shots about the remarks made by Hannah Spencer, who used to be a plumber and that's important, about the drinking culture in Westminster; and Producer Martin dives into the "manocube" with manfluencer Andy Bank...

Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to Sir Keir Starmer, who ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, about the fallout from the scandal people are calling Peter Mandelgate; Eshaan Akbar looks at the value Shabana Mahmood is getting for fifty new riot police in his Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week; and Producer Martin once again dives into the "manocube" with manfluencer Andy Banksid for the third part of his exclusive intervestigation ...

Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to commentator Tessa Pond, whose sources of information have mysteriously dried up since Victor Orban lost; Eshaan Akbar takes a side in the spat between the Pope and JD Vance in his Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week; and Producer Martin once again dives into the "manocube" with manfluencer Andy Bankside, who gives Martin a tour of his supercar collection.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to US Congresswoman Gretchen Hardline about how the Democrats are Hashtag Resisting Donald Trump; Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about how unnecessary reparations are; and Producer Martin dives into the "manosphere" with manfluencer Andy Bankside who explains that it's actually a manocube.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to US General Dick Terriffic about why the UK needs to help America win a war it's already won and which also isn't a war; Eshaan Akbar rates Kanye West's apology for his antisemitic statements; and Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell tells us how Sir King Prince Charles will end Meghan's war in the Middle East.

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