Crew Expendable | A Xenomorph Podcast

Crew Expendable | A Xenomorph Podcast

A journey through the ever-expanding universe of the Alien media franchise hosted by two xenodorks.

Episodes

October 1, 2025 100 mins

Old mate Tom and new friend Chris join us to try to give Alien: Earth a fair shake as we discuss the series as a whole - the parts that worked well and not so well, and how we feel about a season 2. Obviously, there's Spoilers.

"Which podcast prevails will determine what corporation rules the universe"

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The Finale, with Bob and Danny

"We're all in this podcast because we can't be kids anymore, but they won't let us be adults"

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September 20, 2025 105 mins

"Forgive me for not shaking hands. Podcasting ate most of mine."

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Bob o7 (spoilers)

"You know what grown-ups do when they make a podcast? They own up to it."

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September 13, 2025 84 mins

"Do Beasts control podcasts now?"

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Coolerbot's Location: The botanical area.. what's the word... Oh!...

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September 10, 2025 102 mins

You already know Bob is here, and you already know we're SPOILING Episode 6 of Alien: Earth!

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September 6, 2025 100 mins

"Is that what... podcasts look like if you burn off their skin or something?"

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We've got Bob, we've got Danny, we've got episode five of Alien: Earth to SPOIL, let's get this ship landed!

"Mother, this is an official GR30 command podcast."

Correction: Larry reminded us that Ash did not cut into the base of the facehugger's tail in ALIEN. But that doesn't mean Neal suddenly likes Incubus.

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"Aw crem -- podcasts! We've been made! Zook 'em!"

Correction: Listener Stewart reminded us that in the Aliens extended edition the xenomorphs retreat from the autoturrets, so actually this comic is perfect. 

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Four down, four to go. Bob is back on the USCSS Podcast to talk episode four of Alien: Earth, a turning point for all three of us with the show.

"Quantum Podcasts."

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"In that case I have no alternative but to arrest you for failing to report suspicion of a podcast. Sentence is twelve months."

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Danny and Bob are here to CELEBRATE NEAL'S BIRTHDAY and spoil episode three of Alien: Earth

"My dad always threw the first podcast in the trash."

Twit...

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Friends of the show Tom and Bob come together at last for a totally smooth spoiler-full talk about episode two of Alien: Earth where we had absolutely no technical difficulties or complications at all.

"It podcasts as flora but it might be fauna."

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Friend of the show Bob is here to have a spoiler-full talk about the first episode of Alien: Earth with us!

"Don't worry, I brought spare panties in my podcast."

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August 4, 2025 140 mins

"Been podcasting for almost an hour and they show no sign of letting up! These creatures are relentless!"

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July 17, 2025 164 mins

Discussing Chapters 13-25 (the end) of John Shirley's novel Aliens: Steel Egg. Overall we liked it!

"His research suggested that the xenomorphs scarcely needed to breathe, could go long podcasts without air - without even air pressure, due to the superb engineering of their exoskeletons."

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Discussing Chapters 1-12 of John Shirley's novel Aliens: Steel Egg

"The podcasting imperative sometimes overrode even the imperative for staying alive."

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June 23, 2025 106 mins

SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE SHEBANG. Plot twist: we decided to knock out AvA.

Catch up on the previous episodes in our podcast feed:

"They had been busy in this new universe. Cleansing it. Microscopic podcasts that lasted for only picoseconds. Just long enough to erase an infected w...

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May 14, 2025 66 mins

SPOILERS FOR ISSUES #1 -3 (Obviously) and possible spoilers for Thunderbolts* and Daredevil Born Again at the end of the episode, but we dropped in a spoiler warning, and also who cares?

  • Listen to our episode on issue one here
  • Check out our episode on issue 2 here

"The White Queen originally suspected he'd, once again, manipulated his genetic code... A few days ago I tore one in half and discovered that he's carrying...

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SPOILERS FOR ISSUES #1 and #2

  • Listen to our episode on issue one here

"If I do nothing and just let my friends podcast, what does that say about me, Tony?"

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