Florida Stories

If you're going to be sqeezing off rounds in a road rage incident, you really shouldn't do it in a work truck with a two way dash cam.

The human hamster wheel guy is back, Florida squatters are next level, and a child sex sting yields horrible results.

You'll hear about a fanboat crash, a black market for horse meat, a classic Porche heist, and a theft ring run by a pastor.

A police attack, a monkey attack, a nephew attack, and a dog gets baptized.

You'll hear the story of 6 people from Florida who had a worse week than you just did.

A Florida Man shoots himself on accident and then lies to the cops about it.

A Florida Man was bitten by a shark while ON LAND.

Wouldn't that be funny if Florida had a meth lab waiting for you at the welcome center when you crossed into the state line? It's illegal to drive your car into the ocean.

Drunk driving Florida Man crashes into a fire hydrant and gets in a scuffle with the cops. A black bear is climbing on stuff in downtown Orlando, and the locals don't seem bothered.

That's not really James Bond, that's a bank robber. You may be surprised to hear some Florida Men have anger issues.

Did a time traveler break a window to save a baby, or is it a non-sober Florida Man who likes swimming?

Does anyone have any advice on how to get all this blood out of a clown suit? Also: UFOs, sunken treasure ships, upskirt videos, and a law to keep you out of the left lane.

Have you ever been to an adult arcade? Noooo... not like THAT. If you've been suspicious of white guys with dreads, maybe you're right.

Stop giving your kids bad names, people. There's nothing intelligent, innovative, or admirable to be found after that, either.

Imagine being a criminal on the run who catches his house on fire. It's gator mating season, so that should be fun.

A lady had drugs shoved up her, some kids were getting cavalier with dairy, and a new invasive species that mocks Jesus.

We insult stupid criminals, your mom, and questionable paramedics.

Florida Stories is now longer than Gilligan's Island and the Sopranos.

Don't leave anything out by the trash you don't want thrown away. Don't leave your identification at the scene of a crime. Don't murder your daughter's boyfriend.