The Wittering Whitehalls

The Wittering Whitehalls

JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathered over the years, so why not take them up on it?! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com

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July 16, 2025 21 mins

When the DL's have a cracking story to tell, The Wittering Whitehalls are all ears. This week, "Mrs Chips" (it's possible this is a pseudonym!) has a hilarious tale from her stint on the school camp, as a dedicated teacher of 7-9 year olds... Not an easy task!

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DL Kody describes some previous advice from Mrs Whitehall as "wading in, handbag first" in this episode. What a delightful turn of phrase! Plus, a lovely idea for childhood keepsakes and can Mr Whitehall possibly recommend just ONE book about Sir Winston Churchill?

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No violence, please. We're all better than that. This week, a DL posits a theory that Mr Whitehall might be all together more gentle than the image he likes to portray...

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Well, if that title doesn't cover everything you need it to, frankly, what have we become? The Whitehalls are on hand this week to help a DL who is buried in online product reviews and can't come to a conclusion... Plus, the pro's and con's of a subscription to Country Life magazine and whether or not Mr Whitehall would EVER sashay, in any circumstances.

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July 2, 2025 21 mins

Mr & Mrs Whitehall had a wedding to go to this week, so how did they get that wrong? Suffice to say that they did! Plus, an update from DL Claire about those blasted pigeons and on that subject... Is that impulse buy owl working out for Mr Whitehall?

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Do you know where your stop cock is? Behave yourself. This week, a tale of house ownership and the nightmares that can come in tow. Plus, Sewing Machine Josh & Chef Julie are back on the scene and DL Sophie's movers did not come up to scratch.

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If you're throwing a dinner party, you're more than welcome to entertain your guests however you like, but if Mr & Mrs Whitehall are in attendance, don't expect them to be joining in with any games at the table... That is all.

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June 22, 2025 41 mins

Are you familiar with Toby Jugs? You will be after this weeks instalment of The Wittering Whitehalls! Plus, getting revenge on your partner (is it ever worth it?!)and whilst nail biting is one thing, this particular DL has a tale that's beyond acceptable.

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We all love a good tale of romance and especially one that was almost lost to the mists of time... That's exactly what DL Cristoph has this week!

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This weeks episode gets quite rude in parts, but sometimes it's exactly what's required! There's an update from last years organ-playing DL, a very cheeky street name and a recipe (or two!)

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There's a lovely voice note from Jacqui this week, sharing the wisdom of her lovely Grandmother. Plus, what was all the drama on Mrs Whitehall's birthday and why did she end up 'going nuclear'?

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Have you got your tickets for the very exciting Wittering Whitehalls Barely (A)Live tour yet?? What are you waiting for?! Meanwhile, back on the podcast, a PHD student is nearly at the finish line, but losing momentum... What can be done? Plus, a fun Dr Who fact and a familiar voice right at the end!

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When it comes to collections, we all know Mr Whitehall is right up there... But is there a system? Does he consult Mrs Whitehall before making an addition to his various collections? That's what DL Antoni is asking this week!

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Hands up if you've been missing Uncle Neil?? He's back today! Quite out of nowhere, with a sudden need for an explainer on old English, The Wittering Whitehalls know exactly who can help! Plus, complaining in restaurants, Hanoi airport and the Jensen Interceptor.

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May 28, 2025 18 mins

You can spend your life trying to change those around you, but sometimes it's ok not to bother... So says Mrs Whitehall!

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Can you believe it!? Nearly 3 years since it all began; Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back for SERIES 9!!!! There's an awful lot to catch up on, in terms of general family Whitehall updates and that's before we even arrive at the emails and Whatsapps... Get ready for pigeons (as promised, but not delivered at the end of Series 8!), AI art and a grumpy DL who has no time for small talk after his knee operation...

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Perhaps it's not a 'life lesson' as such, but it's a very specific query on this weeks bonus episode and it marks the final instalment of the series! The Wittering Whitehalls will return on Monday 26th May!

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We love a guest at Whitehall Towers and for the finale of Series 8, Hilary & Michael welcome comedian, writer and all round excellent human being, Laura Smyth. Once a fellow teacher, like Mr Whitehall, there is much to discuss, including Countdown, crowd control and why asking for and accepting help is a strength!

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April 23, 2025 25 mins

This weeks DL is living with a man who, like so many, has decided that enough is enough with ultra-processed food and that he must start making his own bread... But how's that going? Plus... Do you know anyone's home address any more?

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Are you listening to The Wittering Whitehalls at the correct speed? It might be worth a check. Plus, the sadness (or indifference) related to throwing away an old possession and a recommendation to join your local bowls club.

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