The Wittering Whitehalls

The Wittering Whitehalls

Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathered over the years, so why not take them up on it?! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast, email: GlobalStudiosSales@global.com

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October 19, 2026 • 42 mins

Is it entertaining, or is it cruel, that Mrs Whitehall and the production team deliberately seek out things which Mr Whitehall has not experienced and then force them on him? Either way, it's happened. Michael Whitehall has tried his very first pumpkin spiced latte... So what's the verdict? Plus, on more pressing matters: How do we avoid unnecessary worry? Which generation are most into birdwatching?

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This week, an emailing DL wants to know whether it's possible not to worry one's self to death, as one's teenagers catapult themselves into independence... In theory, that's a short answer, but NOT at Whitehall Towers. This episode goes EVERYWHERE.

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Did you miss them? Of course you did! They're back. Mr & Mrs Whitehall were bursting to get back on the couch and start wittering again. To kick off series 13, a newscaster from the USA shares her trials and tribulations with creepy old men, a voice note takes us all on a deep dive into accents and what they mean, PLUS all the updates that you MUST be across in the Whitehall universe.

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This week, an email that seems to echo through history to a younger Mr & Mrs Whitehall. A newly married DL has been in touch, asking if Mrs Whitehall has any advice after she married a man who might possibly be another Mr Whitehall... Once you've heard about some of his outbursts, you might well agree.

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September 14, 2026 • 42 mins

TRIGGER WARNING: If you don't like graphic injury detail, please approach with caution!

This week, a story from Canada that is hilarious and harrowing in equal parts!! Plus, Mr Whitehall once again questions whether the production team are leading everyone down the wrong road and Mrs Whitehall caught a couple coming out of a restaurant bathroom... TOGETHER!

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September 10, 2026 • 20 mins

The DL community is so wonderfully varied, with so much going on and so many experiences being had at any one time, so it's always a joy to jump into the inbox and see what's happening. This week, the Whitehalls hear from Lana, a Ukranian DL living in Germany and doing a cracking job raising a very young baby. You can do it, Lana!

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Mrs Whitehall is no stranger to corralling a moody teenager... She had three to deal with in close succession, after all. Plus, how Mr Whitehall's life could have taken a VERY different turn and why the Princess of Wales gets called the wrong name ALL the time.

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Have you ever worn or owned a leather jacket? Whether or not other people think it suits you, there's quite a good chance that you'll feel splendid wearing it. Give it a try. This weeks email comes from a DL who is less than impressed with her husband's new jacket. But what can she do about it? The Wittering Whitehalls to the rescue!

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The DL's of this podcast are wonderful. The way they weave a story and allow us into every nook and cranny of their lives is fabulous. Emails are often a page or more and give every detail one could ask for... That's not always the case though. This week, a DL was in touch with a question that took up only 4 words! Luckily, the answer was a little bit longer. Plus, do you / should you use your "best" crockery and why you simply MUS...

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Come on then, folks... Where do we stand on bidets? It's bound to start a debate. Unsurprisingly, it's a debate that splits the WW's sofa down the middle.

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Back in the day, it might not have done an actor's career much good to star in a commercial, but why has that changed and what went on behind the scenes when the deals were being made? Plus, a multi-generational living update and what's your favourite theme tune??

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Mind. Blown. Those are the words of Mrs Whitehall this week. DL Callum learned something whilst helping his daughter with maths homework and he's shared something which he had to share immediately! Plus... Nigel is still on the scene and it might be the last you see/hear from him for a little while!

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August 17, 2026 • 38 mins

Nigel, though a sweet little chap, is very naughty indeed... For the second week in a row, he was allowed into the podcast recording and proved quite a challenge. Away from his hijinks, Mr & Mrs Whitehall advise a Swiss gentleman on his retirement and hear from a fellow cockapoo owner... Does it all get easier?

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Did you ignore advice from your elders in your youth? Perhaps your still enjoying your youth... Do you take parental wisdom well? Mr & Mrs Whitehall have a few thoughts for a DL who has managed to put together enough money for a holiday, but whose parents think they'd be better saving it! What to do...

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August 10, 2026 • 39 mins

It can almost be guaranteed that the way this DL's Dad eats his dinner is unique. Surely, nobody else on Earth does it this way?? Plus, an inflatable bath (how does that actually work?!) and a very, very naughty puppy... NIGEL IS BACK!

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Whether it's your own children, grand-children, nieces, nephews or kids of friends, there are huge mistakes that can be made if you're buying them presents. Is it the same thing? Is it the same colour? The same size? Tick all of these things off the list so that you don't make the same mistake this weeks DL did!!

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If someone's getting sassy with you, it's best to be sure. How easy is that if the person in question is employing passive aggression? Needless to say, Mr & Mrs Whitehall come at it from very different perspectives. Plus, a curious experiment involving Otzi The Iceman and 100 ways to cook an egg!

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July 30, 2026 • 20 mins

There's been a lot of back and forth over the 'shoes on / shoes off' inside the house issue, lately. Wherever you fall on the spectrum of feelings DL's seem to have on it, you might not have thought about it quite as deeply as this weeks emailer, Tess. Ever thought about actually WHAT is on the bottom of people's shoes? Tess has!

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This is exactly why this podcast started in the first place!!! A darling DL needs some sage advice and they've come to the best place for it. Plus, a celeb-studded family outing for the Whitehalls and a VERY tempting ad in the classifieds...

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This week, a DL has a very complicated and potentially embarrassing social situation to navigate... They're off to Romania, with absolutely no idea of what's going to happen when they arrive. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!

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