Let Me Ask My Dad

Cold weather, Dress Barn, underage drinking, gay bars, Fur Rendezvous, cosplay, Nicholas Cage, and 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

Tangents include: Leave no trace, playa lung, no buying only gifting, the other BLM, prescription goggles, post apocalyptic, a bunch of drugged up hippies, electric unicycles, rich people, and Paris Hilton.

Tangents include: Lasers, Austin Powers, John's special actor glasses, Assman Combat Glasses (try saying Ray Ban Wayfarers 3 times fast),  Mr. Magoo, contacts are the worst, fashion old lady style, BGCs, time blindness, somehow we figured out how to talk about family vacations again, elbow sneezing. 

Tangents include: Weather, you too, condoms and..., late night purchases,  customer service scripts,  the nod and the thank you wave, bumper stickers, exercise, don't talk to us at lunch, excuses to exist conversations, hair cuts, sports, murder in Europe, Duolingo, and then weather again.  

Tangents include: black and white vs color, live action weird puppet shows, jumping the shark, Canadian TV, at one point we complain like old people about how easy kids have it these days, streaming, sick day TV,  Nickelodeon, gross animation, King of the Hill, and John praises Ted Lasso for a while. 

Warning - this episode will make you hungry.

Tangents include: large extended families (sorry Kenny), ham vs. turkey, Mele Kalikimaka, tamales, lobster rolls, holiday travel, orphan holidays, free work turkeys, breakfast, side dish opinions, old gross Jell-O recipes, grandmas tiny hands, dates (the fruit), and cranberry sauce.

Tangents include: John talks about pee ALOT in this episode, gallbladder removal, robotic assisted surgery, recovery time, after surgery briefing, medication, top surgery, dinosaur arms, hernias, butt surgery, cravings, pain relievers, TENS units, LASIK, combat Assman glasses, anesthesia 

Tangents include: Officiating, Universal Life Church, weird familial naming conventions, staircases, throwing rice, catering, wardrobe malfunctions, sympathetic crying, mistakes, Myspace proposal, flight times, not getting murdered by a stranger, Taco Bell, planning a family vacation again, loft beds, and wedding attire. 

Tangents include: Renaissance Faires, Highland games, fair food, the turkey leg industry, empanadas, Greek food, local fairs, beer tents, mead, ciders, drinking games,  ATMs, nothing costs $10, cash only, bank robbers, escaping casinos and department stores. 

Tangents include: Classic games/arcade games, sword store at the mall, Magnavox Odyssey, Pinball Hall of Fame, Duck Hunt, Xbox, GTA, Wii, Mario, Twitch, Animal Crossing, Rockband/Guitar Hero, Karaoke, Diablo, Ingress, Pokemon Go, sound cards, and LAN Parties.

Tangents include: puffy paint, ugly clothes, Abraham Lincoln with a boombox,  holiday commercialism, Santa pizza and beer, amazon wishlists, a sock guy, interrupting puppy, the box of stuff, non-perishable goods, cologne for nephews and lotion for nieces,  gift baskets, once again we end the episode by just planning a family vacation.       

Tangents include: The Doobie Brothers, landfills, small bar shows, slam dancing, autographs, areas suck, I'll be at the bar, neo-n*zis, casino shows, teen pop punk, crowd surfing, some noise, state fair concerts, sugary music, FAIR SCONES, then we ended the episode by just planning family vacations.

Tangents include: creative pet naming, gerbils are awful, fish are boring, your cat is cheating on you, people names, birds are scary, Furbies, rescue animals, snakes, and Alice Cooper. 

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded prior to the recent SpaceX splash down. 

Tangents include: tiny helicopters, AI, Martians, all other planets suck, Col. Chris Hadfield, Ring doorbell, the ocean is big AF, the Titanic, Science (brought to you by Redbull), SPACE GUNS, skydiving, scuba diving, ziplining, and distilled water.

Tangents include: Boy Scouts weird naming conventions, wilderness suvival skills, reality TV, Alone, fire dancers, tent vs camper, Homer AK,  weird KOA experiences, absurdly deep swimming pool,  combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut and arcade, South to Alaska, awkward Sonic employee, paid camping, Alaskan hot dog hustle, Greatful Dead, and goat farm AirBnB.

Tangents include: malls, school dreams, anxiety dreams, airports, fictional dream friends, waffle house, Denny's with a bar, lucid dreaming, malls again, teeth falling out, can I do this in real life?, doors that don't close, fun house labyrinths, stealing hotel breakfasts, elevators, and then we start talking about malls for the 3rd time this episode.