If Books Could Kill

If Books Could Kill

The airport bestsellers that captured our hearts and ruined our minds

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September 1, 2026 69 mins

Peter and Michael discuss "Surrounded by Idiots," a book that dares to ask: Can the mystery of human relationships be unraveled by a workplace personality assessment?

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In 1993, a desperate man stumbled into a remote village in the foothills of the Karakoram mountains. After the residents nursed him back to health, he placed his hands on the village elder's shoulders and made a sacred promise. "Somehow," he said, "I am going to get some private jet reimbursements out of this." 

Warning: Contains spoilers for the 2016 film "Arrival." 

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June 18, 2026 109 mins

You know that book your friend recommended? The one that rigorously describes the science of trauma, de-stigmatizes abuse and promotes effective treatments? Well here’s the thing: It doesn't actually do that.

Thanks to Emi Nietfield, Keith Cox, Lisa Starr, Richard McNally, Kevin McGuire and everyone else who helped us research and fact-check this episode! 

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May 21, 2026 63 mins
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April 30, 2026 79 mins

In 2013, education reformers tried to help poor students the using the best tool at their disposal: The 16th most popular Ted Talk.

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March 5, 2026 60 mins

Peter and Michael discuss "Bullshit Jobs" by anarchist anthropologist David Graeber. The result: two professional podcasters debating which jobs are real and which jobs are fake.

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February 5, 2026 71 mins
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December 29, 2025 50 mins

The boys catalog the definitive worst takes of the year, from the pundits who misunderstood our political moment to a guy who wants to have sex with a computer.

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December 18, 2025 91 mins
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December 9, 2025 88 mins
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November 20, 2025 98 mins

How do you tell the entire history of humanity in a single book? Whatever you do, do not open a browser window. 

Thanks to Dorsa Amir, Duncan Stibbard Hawkes and David Perry for help researching and fact-checking this episode!

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July 17, 2025 57 mins

Did you know that in the split-second it took you to read the title of this episode, your subconscious already figured out that it was going to be extremely good?

Peter and Michael talk about Malcolm Gladwell's "Blink," a book that is mostly cute scientific anecdotes but also indirectly resulted in millions of taxpayer dollars being wasted on fraudulent science.

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Last episode we met two Princeton political scientists who are bad at virology. Today we learn that they are also bad at political science.

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June 5, 2025 81 mins

By popular demand we are releasing last month's Patreon bonus episode on the main feed! We chart the transformation of the lab leak from an unfounded theory promoted by right-wing cranks to an unfounded theory promoted by liberal journalists.

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