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We're a solid 10+ episodes deep so what better time than now to put out a new trailer?
Please accept this warm, wet, bloody welcome to Cheap Horrors - a podcast where best friends Jamie and Mel watch horror movies and retell them to you hilariously. Each episode is chalk-full of facts we shamelessly steal from the internet, and if you do social media, we love to post memes or clips from the movies we watch @cheaphorrorspod on I...
Technical difficulties be damned, part two is hot off the presses.. or a hot Mars-like planet that crushes you before you're put into barrels to do the bidding for a very tall mortician who moonlights as a sex-starved murderess in lavender.
If the above sounds exciting to you, jump back into Phantasm with us! Last episode we left off with Mike about to do some investigating so shit is about to kick off!
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We are back, again, babiessssss! With a brand new name, again! But we love this one so much and love the direction we are going in so much, we will never touch it again (pinky swear).
Don't you worry, we still haven't given up on our spring onto the slab movie marathon. All of the chosen movies will be completed before we die and have our own very personal spring onto the slab.
This week we are covering Don Cosc...
OoOoOh, it's Thursday the 13th â close enough for you, Jason Voorhees? Well, I guess this isn't entirely a Jason movie considering our notorious hockey-masked killer is in it for about 10 of the 89 painful minutes.
After some technical difficulties (aka having to record this episode twice) we are back on the slab â it's going to take more than an undercover cop in a towel and secret militia in the shadows to keep us dow...
Well at least Jamie will. Mel will be on a registry somewhere with what's left of our listeners.
If you're into full body gore, absolute debauchery all tied up with a little bow in 30 minutes, this movie is for you.
If you're more sensitive but want to know what's up, this is why we're here babies - we'll watch it so you don't have to. And bonus! We're more entertaining than reading the plot on Wiki...
Happy spring babes!
We promised a little game to help us pick our next few episodes and here she is!
The theme for the season is slabs â think morgues, autopsy tables, you guys know ~the drill~.
We now have the next few weeks planned out and are gaggggged at what the wheel of misfortune has chosen for us!
Thank you pickerwheel.com for your technology.
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This week, weâre throwing on our fav leather jackets, jumping in our beat up Ford Pickup and gunning it down to Midian for the 2014 2hr directorâs cut of Clive Barkerâs âNightbreedâ (1990) - based on his novel Cabal. Weâve got psychopaths, porcupine tits, potato sack masks, and tons of action baybay! This is the version Clive always wanted before the studios snip-snapped the movie into a watered down theatrical release⌠but weâll g...
This week, weâre throwing on our fav leather jackets, jumping in our beat up Ford Pickup and gunning it down to Midian for the 2014 2hr directorâs cut of Clive Barkerâs âNightbreedâ (1990) - based on his novel Cabal. Weâve got psychopaths, porcupine tits, potato sack masks, and tons of action baybay! So much so, that weâll be releasing a part two in a few days. This is the version Clive always wanted before the studios snip-snapped...
Ah, these damn kids these days with their TikTokâs and their iPhones.. they should get back to what real childhood is all about â biking around with your friends, downing a 2-6 of unbranded vodka in the woods while your friends torture a possum by the fire and then stalk a middle age woman while committing a few homicides. This week we cover Eden Lake (2008) and honestly itâs the realest horror movie weâve watched to date on this p...
Mel and Jamie cover the documentary; "Holy Hell" and delve into the fucked up world of Michel aka Andreas aka Jaime aka Cindy aka Mother...
Forced ballet, botox, rat-bashing.. this cult really has it all.
Resources: IMDB - Rotten Tomatoes - Does The Dog Die - YouTube - Tubi
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We can't see you, can you see us?
Welcome to out first vodcast! **Available only on Spotify**
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Jamie came up with a freaky little game to choose our next film and we decided to play it for you live, so you can make sure we're not cheating of course.
Here's how it goes:
Marry: A film you love. F*ck: A new film you want to see. Kill: A film you hate
and Wildcard, bitches.. the other person throws...
Hey Boo Crime Babes, we will be MEATing you down at the ol' abandoned asylum tonight. Darnell, Mike, Kiki, Jane and Dennis are our guests, with a live musical performance by Tina and the Tots. We will have to keep it down though because my landlord lives in the basement and he is kind of a BUZZKILL.
References and Resources: IMDB - Rotten Tomatoes - Does The Dog Die - YouTube
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Hey Boo Crime Barbaraâs!
This week we go that extra mile deep into unearthing the story of Barbarian.
From BnB meet-cute to the unholy checkout line of bed, bucket and beyond⌠weâre here to serve some tea(ts)with an extra side of milk đź
Drink it all up with us as we discuss who the momsters ~really~ are in this 2022 fall hit.
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References and Resources: IMDB - Rotten Tomatoes - Does The Dog Die - YouTube
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For our first episode we dove and we dove deep into Ari Aster's Midsommar. So deep episode 1 is actually a two-parter so we could go full on "National Treasure" on the tapestries, runes, and little hidden treasures that make this 2019 hit a complex masterpiece.
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References: IMDB Rotten Tomatoes Creepy Catalogue Does The Dog Die
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buymeacoffee.com/cheaphorrorsâ | Instagram: @â cheaphorrorspodâ
Email: ch...
For our first episode we dove and we dove deep into Ari Aster's Midsommar. So deep episode 1 is actually a two-parter so we could go full on
"National Treasure" on the tapestries, runes, and little hidden treasures that make this 2019 hit a complex masterpiece.Â
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References: IMDB Rotten Tomatoes Creepy Catalogue Does The Dog Die
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buymeacoffee.com/cheaphorrorsâ | Instagram: @â cheaphorrorspodâ
Email: chea...
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