Trapped In the K-Hole

seeking: hypnodom to turn us into puppy girls. theymabs preferred.

we cannot do this ourselves. we tried really hard on this episode. and yet. our flesh remains barren and cold.

also i think this dysphoria hole gimmick might stick around. we'll see.

maxelle joins us once again to talk about long cat doctor, cat boys, puppy girls, and nb boobs on instagram. all the genders, yeah?

thanks to california sober for giving us $50. i still don't know who you are but ily.

Q Drop #1864:

it's been like, what, 3 months?

what have we been up to?

(really not much)

who is dermot mulvaney?

have dysphoria dimes really broken up?

is it b/c maxelle is in fact problematic?

it might be!

drink the bud light

gorge on the bud light

also allie, charlie, and maxelle answer some of your pressing life & relationship questions after we talk about juggalos for 20 minutes.

This episode we are joined by lucy of middle school dropout. We recorded on-the-scene at her apartment in Ridgewood (I think) and talked about many fun topics such as poppers, war, gender relations, working for the government, H*nry K*ssinger, and so much more. 

In this episode, we venture out of the comfort of Pirate Studios to the apartment of Molly from Dysphoria Dimes for an epic Trapped in the K Hole x Dysphoria Dimes collab episode for the books. We talk about the adult baby community, podcasting, 2023 predictions, /r/cocaine, piss play, and a whole lot of other stuff I can't even remember. 

In this episode, we talk about Jordan Peterson, JP, boofing ketamine, hardcore negotiating tactics, girlbossphobia, suburban LCD Soundsystem fans, the vagina on a chip, Tyler, the Creator, and podcaster shame.  

This time we talk about the vagina on a chip.

In this episode joined by our guest Jack, we do some cultural exchange between the transfem and the transmasc, talk about g-wagens, psychoanalysis, Peter Vack, Hitachi Corp TM, Noodle the dog (rip), female dating strategy, the metaverse, Thanksgiving, and tucking. Wow!

This episode we discuss cryptocurrency, she/theys, Raya, prostates, passing, the death of a landlord, how Pacsun is real but California isn't, and x under x lists.