The Confused Breakfast
A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.
Episodes
October 27, 2025 • 55 mins
On the heels of writing the most perfect Hallmark Christmas movie ever back in December of 2024, we decided to give it a try for the horror genre. Join us as we "and then" each other to write a horror movie. Happy Halloween!
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October 23, 2025 • 123 mins
On today’s episode, we discuss a movie that had the highest grossing opening weekend in history at the time it was released. This movie featuring one of the most famous fake pieces of art ever displayed in a movie and was infamously focused more towards kids than the original. It was the sequel that nobody involved wanted to make. And when they finally did, they were upset at the finished product. ***Cue Bobby Brown- 'On Ou...
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October 20, 2025 • 57 mins
In looking thru the rankings we have given movies, a few 'tendencies' were noticed. Sean is not only the only host to give out a '10' ranking but he gave out 7 of them. AJ seems to love giving movies a 7.1 and Mike loves giving movies a 7.0. It's time to change a few to add separation. Join as we re-rank a few movies on out list.
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October 16, 2025 • 116 mins
On today’s episode, we feel the veil thinning around us. It’s spooky season and Sean has dialed up a movie about one of the most famous monsters in history. Is it going to be too spooky for AJ? Is Mike going to hate the special effects? Is Sean going to question his friendship with Mike and AJ?. We will answer all these questions and more as we talk about 1981’s An American Werewolf in London
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October 13, 2025 • 55 mins
After watching the new John Candy documentary called ‘I Like Me’ we decided to spend some time talking about the greatest person and actor to ever live.
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October 9, 2025 • 111 mins
It’s fall, baby — the air’s crisp, the leaves are crunchy, and football season is in full swing. What better time to break down one of the most memorable football films — and arguably one of the greatest sports movies ever made? Featuring peak Denzel Washington as an inspiring coach, an unforgettable soundtrack, and based on a powerful true story, this film became one of Disney’s most successful live-action dramas of its era. We’re...
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October 6, 2025 • 71 mins
Can you believe it? We made it 5 years and 400 episodes. Unreal to think what this little podcast has become since it's inception. Join us today as we reflect on the last 5 years, play some of our favorite clips and debate whether we should keep going or not.
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October 2, 2025 • 106 mins
On today’s new episode, we are diving into a movie that asked the timeless question: What if Botox came in shot glasses and was administered by a topless Isabella Rossellini wearing nothing but diamonds, heels, and the world’s greatest necklace? This movie made us all realize that immortality wasn’t all it is cracked up to be. So grab your shovel, grab a can of spray paint, and for God’s sake, moisturize—because immortality looks ...
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September 29, 2025 • 81 mins
On today's brunch, we use a single-elimination tournament format to determine who the best director is of all-time. Join in and leave us your thoughts!
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September 25, 2025 • 123 mins
On today’s episode we finally saddle up for the end of one of the greatest trilogies of all time. The 6th highest grossing movie of 1990. Critics think this is the 2nd best of the series. Fan think this is the 3rd best. What do you think? Why were there so many time continuum issues with this one? Why doesn’t Sean understand time travel? Why does Mike like trains so much? Is this the best version of Biff Tannen in the tri...
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September 22, 2025 • 67 mins
There are a few dates in history where you could decide to go to the movie theater and have an absolutely impossible decision to make. Stars aligned and Hollywood gave us gem after gem. You just had to pick which one you were gonna go see. Play along with us as we ask what movie you would pick to watch in this stacked lineup.
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September 18, 2025 • 104 mins
On today’s episode, we dive into one of John Hughes’ more bizarre teen comedies. This movie is THE definition of an adolescent boy’s fantasy. We dive deep scene by scene and ask the important questions like, what the fuck were they thinking? Is Bill Paxton the best part of the movie? Did you spit in this? And can you believe what they thought the internet was back in the 80s? Join us as we chat 1985’s Weird Science.
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September 15, 2025 • 60 mins
Every once in awhile, you watch a movie and think, "huh... that was terrible" and you agree to never watch it again. You might even wish you had never seen it in the first place it was THAT bad. Well, join us on today's brunch for our personal worst movie ever seen that we do NOT recommend.
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September 11, 2025 • 116 mins
Its time to grab your rollerblades and slap on some neon windbreakers, so we can talk about a movie that basically brainwashed an entire generation of kids into thinking they could go from the worst Pee Wee Hockey team ever to world champions. This movie gave us the Bash Brothers, the Knucklepuck and tried to sell us on the fact that Iceland was not only good at hockey but was a major villain. And of course, it gave us Gordon Bo...
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September 8, 2025 • 58 mins
We have all had those special experiences of watching your new favorite movie for the FIRST time. Whether it was because of a wild twist you didn't see coming, an incredible ending that left you stunned in your seat or just the company you had with you at the theater... everyone has a list of movies that they wish they could go back and watch again for the first time. Here is ours!
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September 4, 2025 • 106 mins
On today’s episode, we review one of the most overlooked and underrated movies of the 90s. One of two 90s films about African lions, this movie was pitched as a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Jaws and it certainly delivers. We have questions though. Is Val Kilmer sub-par in this film? Why is Michael Douglas so cool? Did these people deserve their fate? We are of course talking about 1996’s The Ghost and the Darkness
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September 1, 2025 • 55 mins
There are certain movies that are perfect to watch in a hotel room. Maybe it's the lack of options? Maybe it's how tired you are from traveling? Maybe it's the booze you had before you lied down? Regardless, there movies that just make sense to watch from the comfort on a hotel bed with no likelihood of finishing. Here are our Top 5!
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August 28, 2025 • 95 mins
On today’s episode, Summer of 70s comes to a close with one of the most-classic comedies of all-time. The Jerk was the ninth-highest grossing movie in the US in 1979. It was also the first starring role and producing debut of Steve Martin. Per the Gerret Layoff Confused Breakfast actor database, it is the fifth Steve Martin appearance on this podcast. Apparently it was Stanley Kubrick’s favorite comedy. Join us as we break i...
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August 25, 2025 • 44 mins
On today's episode, we catch up on some movies and shows that we have been watching on our own free time. Spoiler-free accounts of the following movies: Prisoners, Weapons, Old Henry, Amy Bradley is Missing, Poop Cruise, Netflix Trainwreck series, Final Destination Bloodlines, Zathura, Moana 2, Cars 2, Happiness, Equalizer and more.
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August 21, 2025 • 132 mins
On today’s episode, we finally dive into one of the biggest movie franchises of all-time. This movie is the 29th highest rated movie on IMDB and was nominated for 11 academy awards, winning 6 of them. This was the first movie to make over $300 million at the domestic box office. Of the first 7 movies in the franchise, this movie has the shortest run time, and is the 2nd highest fan rated and the 1st highest critic rated. We a...
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