The Confused Breakfast

The Confused Breakfast

A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Thursday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.

Episodes

March 5, 2026 111 mins
In this episode, we dive into David Fincher’s The Social Network and unpack how a spite-fueled college project turned into the platform that basically controls how the world talks.  Did Mark Zuckerberg actually steal Facebook from the Winklevoss twins?  Was Edwardo a loyal friend who got screwed, or a cautious businessman who didn’t fully commit and still walked away with more than he deserved?  Some Sean Parker hate and, maybe the...
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We had the honor of speaking with one of our heroes and you will love this conversation. Ernie Reyes Jr. from Surf Ninjas, TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze and much more joins us on today's episode. It's no secret that we absolutely loved seeing him on screen as kids. Ernie shares some stories about why Surf Ninjas became a cult classic, how TMNT launched his career and what he is up to now. Enjoy the interview! Learn more about your...
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February 26, 2026 108 mins
We close out the month of love with a touching tale about friendship.  True love isn’t just between romantic partners-  no no no.  It can also be between two friends.   And the best kind of friend is the one who has the power to give you free things like giant, out of date entertainment systems, a risk-free night with an escort and of course the most incredible gift of all.... Free cable.    Join us today as we discuss 1996’s The C...
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What are the most rewatchable movies of the last 25 years. Could you pick 20? Could you pick 60? On today's episode, Mike, Sean and AJ fantasy draft a list of 60. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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February 19, 2026 104 mins
Our 250th movie review is a special one. We dive deep into 'There’s Something About Mary,' from the zipper scene and “7‑minute abs” to Brett Favre cameos and creepy suitors, asking the important question- does this Farrelly Brothers classic still works in 2026. Is it a timeless rom‑com or just a long‑distance teenage crush gone way too far? •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:00  - Pertinent mov...
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February 16, 2026 39 mins
In honor of the month of love, we each give out our top 5 movie character crushes! ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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February 12, 2026 107 mins
On today’s episode, we continue our month of love with the movie that some say developed and perfected the 21st century rom-com formula. This movie propped Matthew McConaughey into leading man territory and Kate Hudson was nominated for an MTV movie award for best female performance. Not to be confused with last week’s movie, 10 things I hate about you, we are of course talking about 2003’s How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days. •0:0...
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Sean and producer Logan got to attend Sundance Film Festival this year and have a full report on the movies you will need to keep on your radar this year! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **PROGRESSIVE- Visit http://progressive.com  **NordVPN-  Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your...
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February 5, 2026 98 mins
We are kicking off our Month of Love in peak ’90s fashion.   On today’s brand new episode, we debate Heath Ledger’s early heartthrob status, gush over that insane stadium high school and the marching-band serenade, dig into the movie’s feminist angles, pile on praise for Larry Miller, and float a wild fan theory that Patrick Verona grows up to be The Dark Knight’s Joker.  Join us for a review of 1999’s 10 Things I Hate About You ...
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This is a very special brunch episode. Camden Griffith hosts an episode where we get to play a game called 'Never Stop Blowing Up' which allows Mike, Sean and AJ to enter the world of 'Roadhouse' and play out the story they way we would like to do it. It's a TTRPG or a game similar to DND and it's a really fun time. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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January 29, 2026 93 mins
When you saw this movie for the first time, I bet you didn’t know it was the second movie in a trilogy.  But I’m sure you knew that it was everything you could ever want in a movie..  Robert Rodriquez unleashed with an actual budget,  Antonio Banderas reminding us what cool looks like and Salma Hayek being the most gorgeous woman in the history of movies.  With a body count of 67, we are of course talking about 1995’s Desperado ...
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Today's special episode is a double feature. We are reviewing not one but TWO kid's karate movies from 1992. We finally rewatched 3 Ninjas after it's disastrous review and low rating back in Feburary of 2021. Will we change our ranking? Then we dive into Sidekicks, a movie that has been requested many times. Enjoy! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.co...
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January 22, 2026 106 mins
On today’s brand new episode, we discuss perhaps one of the most quoted movies of the 2000s.   Barely grossing $6 million in its original theatrical release, this film made over $50 million in DVD sales alone.  In fact, the CEO of Blockbuster has gone on record calling it the most stolen movie of all-time because it was never voluntarily returned.  We are of course talking about 2006’s Grandma’s Boy. •0:00:00 - Introductions ...
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Welcome to the second annual Confusie Awards Presentation. On this episode, we go back through all the movies of our 2025 season and give out winners for best actor/actress, best supporting actor/actress, best episode, most punchable face and so much more. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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January 15, 2026 114 mins
On today’s brand new episode, Sean has hand-picked a movie that took Patrick Swayze from an action star back to a romantic lead.  It won 2 Oscars, was the Highest grossing movie of the year and the most rented VHS tape of the year.   This movie is single-handedly credited with keeping the art form of pottery alive.  We are of course talking about 1990’s Ghost •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:0...
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January 12, 2026 64 mins
As you know, we are all big music lovers and we decided to curate our individual Top 5 lists of the best concerts we have ever gone to. Join in and listen and then let us know your Top 5 list! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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January 8, 2026 105 mins
This movie is somehow one of the most emotionally sincere movies ever made about time travel.   It was one of those low expectation, sneaky good comedies of the 2000s that you likely skipped at first because of the title.  When you finally gave it a shot, it blew your expectations out of the water.   It explores the dangers of resigned complacency and revisiting nostalgia and we are wondering if it still holds up.  We are of course...
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We got ahold of a list of movies that are the most argued about.  Is it a Christmas movie or not?  So we give our opinions on these borderline movies.   And the 2nd half of the episode is audio from our recent radio appearance.  It’s a fun listen. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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December 31, 2025 108 mins
On today’s episode, we discuss a cult-classic romantic comedy that underperformed at the box office but went on to become a cable-TV and VHS staple throughout the ’90s.  It’s Mike Myers’ first starring role following the massive success of Wayne’s World. This film marked his debut as a romantic lead and introduced the world to his first taste of multi-character madness. We are of course talking about 1993’s So I Married an Axe Murd...
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Another edition of Screen Test, hosted by our producer Logan.   He curated a Christmas movie gameshow for Mike, Sean and AJ to play.  Test your movie knowledge against the hosts on today’s special episode.   0:00-   Christmas Traditions 7:00-  Game show begins Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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