Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9
Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.
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June 16, 2026 • 89 mins
The classiest episode of Chopped yet.
Approachability: 5/10 (Stylish but gory cannibal story)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Cannibalism
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June 9, 2026 • 111 mins
Is there a queer read on this film? Let's get into it.
Approachability: 10/10 (Not a horror, but it sure freaked out a lot of kids)
Content Warnings: Flying monkeys
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June 2, 2026 • 113 mins
Hope you're earning points for this stay
Approachability: 7/10 (PG-13 haunted house)
Content Warnings: Photos of blood and gore; Jump scares; Child death; Heights; Roaches
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May 26, 2026 • 88 mins
No one is truly prepared for this
Approachability: 1/10 (Not at all for the squeamish)
Content Warnings: Strobe effect; Extreme Blood/gore; Torture; Suicide; Child abuse/torture (non-CSA); Jump scares; Home invasion; Creepy demon thing
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May 19, 2026 • 79 mins
Cocaine, fashion, and murder
Special Guest Brie Williams
Approachability: 5/10 (Fashion-forward but still violent)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares
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May 12, 2026 • 69 mins
What are we going to do tonight? Same thing we do every night.
Approachability: 6/10 (Wholesome comedy about a zombie apocalypse)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore
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Patreon Live Stream 5/16
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May 5, 2026 • 76 mins
The Devil went down to Philly…
Approachability: 6/10 (Thriller that's heavier on tension than blood)
Content Warnings: Suicide; Heights; Jump scares; Child death; Blood
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April 28, 2026 • 94 mins
Cleanup requested on aisle 2
Approachability: 4/10 (Monster-packed splatter fest)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Giant spiders/bugs; Suicide
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April 21, 2026 • 96 mins
Ask your doctor if Zombinol is right for you.
Approachability: 4/10 (Gory & nightmarish & very very 80s)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Gloopy gloppy zombie stuff; Torture; Spider; Snake
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April 14, 2026 • 96 mins
It's Temu Grease 2
Approachability: 10/10 (Wholesome, jukebox musical)
Content Warnings: no content warnings
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April 7, 2026 • 88 mins
The Bad Seed learns magick
Approachability: 8/10 (Bratty kid horror)
Content Warnings: Blood/murder; Child death; Jump scares; Gaslighting/Manipulation
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Patreon Live Stream 4/11
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March 31, 2026 • 112 mins
Go make a ladder out of bread
Approachability: 9/10 (Art house folk horror slash black comedy)
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault
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March 24, 2026 • 89 mins
Kung Fu Master vs Zombie Vampire Mummy
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders
Approachability: 8/10 (More kung fu action comedy than horror)
Content Warnings: Actual animal death (chicken); Blood/gore; Jump scares
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March 17, 2026 • 85 mins
Groovy.
Special Guest: Andrew Scahill
Approachability: 4/10 (Schlocky, funny, and brilliant splatter fest)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore
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March 13, 2026 • 120 mins
Everytime We Meet for Ice Cream Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes (2024) / All My Friends (2025) / Forklift Driver Klaus (2000) / Box Fort (2020) / The Oldest View Part 3 (2023)
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Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin
Approachability: Varies: a couple silly/bloody and a couple creepy/suspenseful
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy faces/images; Jump scares; Strobe effects
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March 10, 2026 • 92 mins
Hold my cigarette.
The most cursed song: Pluffnub's version of The Spice Girls' "Wannabe"
Approachability: 6/10 (Gory but arty movie that’s more vibes than scares.)
Content Warnings: Noisy Jump scares; Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Witch burnings
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Patreon Livestream 3/14
Playlist for Friday the 13th
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March 3, 2026 • 94 mins
Is that chocolate milk, Becky?
Recipe for the unholy Bacon Snack Bars
Approachability: 8/10 (Bloodless horror/whodunit/dark comedy)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy masked killer
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February 24, 2026 • 107 mins
Who's a good boy?
Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory, scary, and sad. It goes there and beyond)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Suicide; Animal death
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February 17, 2026 • 91 mins
Eventually, the bill comes due
Lena Pott's Magic Mike XXL essay
Approachability: 7/10 (Child murder; Genocide; Anti-indigenous racism)
Content Warnings: Slow burn bottle movie where the ghosts are less scary than the people
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February 13, 2026 • 84 mins
Suspense (1913) / EYE SCREAM (2023) / The Moths Will Eat Them Up (2025) / Fist of Jesus (2012) / Cargo (2013) / La cabina (1972)
Approachability: varies (Variety of shorts, mostly mild scares with one comedic gore fest)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Stalking; Suicide
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