Goodbye Blue Mondays

Goodbye Blue Mondays

Upon learning his misogynist, conspiracy-spewing workmate holds a winning ticket for the most coveted prize on earth – the Global Early Retirement Lottery – a listless factory worker stops at nothing to ensure the reward goes to a more deserving citizen, namely himself, only to discover the prize is not exactly as advertised. A LovelyMachine & Story Engine Production. Created and Written by Gregory Bayne. Produced and Directed by Gregory Bayne and Logan Donovan. Starring Logan Donovan, Jennifer Lafleur, Travis Swartz, and Jonathan Freeman.

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April 24, 2023 2 mins

Listen to the first 6-episode season of Goodbye Blue Mondays. A scripted podcast about masculinity. Toxic and otherwise.

In 2054, the only hope for escaping a life lived under the thumb of the global corporatocracy dominated by U.R. Products Inc. is death…. or winning the Global Early Retirement Lottery, AKA G.E.R.L., the weekly drawing sponsored by the Consortium of Productive Countries, which transports its lucky winners from thei...

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In the pilot episode, Elliot Pilgrim learns his misogynist, conspiracy-spewing U.R. Products Inc. workmate, Jerry Dingle, has secured a supposedly “winning” ticket for the most coveted prize on earth – The Global Early Retirement Lottery.

Warning: This episode contains adult content, adult language, and juvenile jokes.

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It's lottery day! Jerry ditches work to pre-funk at The Man Hole. Monica Levy invites Elliot to her lotto watch party, but his obsession with Jerry’s supposedly winning lottery ticket get the better of him, pushing him to make a life altering decision.

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May 30, 2023 21 mins

Elliot tracks down Jerry at The Man Hole. Monica agonizes over what has become of Elliot after he doesn't show at her party and stops answering her messages – to the dismay of her wife Angelica. Meanwhile the Global Early Retirement Lottery, presented by the Consortium of Productive Countries and U.R. Products Inc., has something very special in store for this week's lottery drawing.

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The Consortium of Productive Countries & U.R. Products Inc.'s "Conflict Country" ticket drop in Honduras goes terribly awry. Meanwhile, Elliot's plan for securing Jerry's winning lottery ticket doesn't go to plan, and Monica's lotto watch part takes an unexpected turn.

Warning: This episode contains adult content, adult language, violence, and juvenile jokes.

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Filming of the CPC streaming show "Conflict Survival!: Honduras" gets off to a rocky start. The security team at G.E.R.L. Lottery Transition Center No. 3 uncovers evidence of a plot to infiltrate the lottery. Meanwhile Monica searches for Elliot who is happily preparing for his retirement after absconding with Jerry's ticket.

Warning: This episode contains adult content, adult language, violence, and juvenile jokes.

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Elliot's triumph is interrupted by a visit from his past. Jerry Dingle wakes to a dismal reality. The star of Conflict Survival: Honduras! embraces his role as "The Winner," but has his own designs on the shows narrative. The security team at G.E.R.L. Lottery Transition Center No. 3 pitches their plan to root out the lottery infiltrators to the Giant Heads. Monica discovers a dark secret Elliot's been hiding. Blade Johnson readies ...

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