Cosmic Coven: Culture Through the Cosmos
🏆 2026 Webby Award Winner, Indie Podcast - Limited Run Welcome to Cosmic Coven: a portal at the crossroads of the planets, pop culture, and our endless curiosities. I’m Kristen Chalos, TV producer, astrologer, and music head. Here, we decode the mysteries of the universe, using astrology, mythology, and metaphysics to bridge ancient wisdom with the magic of our modern world. You are very welcome here.
Episodes
America has a birth chart. And right now, it’s being activated.
The Astrology of America examines the planetary cycles radically reshaping the United States, using music and pop culture to make complex astrology tangible.
This trailer breaks down the astrological signature of Woodstock, showcasing how our greatest cultural turning points mirror larger cosmic patterns. Join us as we navigate the esoteric wisdom of our past to un...
In Part 1, we did a deep dive into Pluto in Aquarius, Neptune in Aries, and the “spiraling” clockwork of America’s founding. In Part 2, we’re talking about The Current.
From the inventive genius of Benjamin Franklin to the secret code-breaking of Hedy Lamarr, we explore the cosmic blueprints of the revolutionaries who came before us and the high-voltage transits (Pluto, Uranus, and Saturn) that are rewiring ...
The Astrology of America | Part 1
A NATION’S COSMIC RECKONING
Pluto ignites revolution in Aquarius; Neptune crusades through Aries. America wonders: will she ever wake from this fever dream?
Decode America’s cosmic blueprint and explore the wild planetary ride shaping politics, pop culture, and our personal fates.
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Today, we’re unpacking the biggest music rivalry of the moment: Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake. Luckily, we’ve got their exact birth times, so we can dig deep into their charts and find those cosmic clues that tell us who’s coming out of this top dog.
LINKS:
Feud Timeline Explains (timeline and tracks))
Astrology of Drake and Kendrick Lamar Feud - Reda Wigle for NY Post
The Astrology + Numerology of Beyoncé
An exploration of BeyoncĂ©’s use of astrology and numerology in her work.
“Homecoming” - A Film by BeyoncĂ© (Netflix trailer)
“Virgo’s Groove” (Renaissance, 2022)
“Gift from Virgo” (Dangerously in Love, 2003)
“Signs” (Dangerously in Love, 2003)
The Astrology of Taylor Swift Pt 2
- Temperance Card: Rider-Waite-Pamela Coleman Smith deck
- Temperance Card: The Thoth Deck
- Vogue Interview (73 Questions)
- The Astrology of Taylor Swift (playlist, referenced tracks)
Music Videos:
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Consider this the Taylor Era. In Part 1 of this series, we dive into the birth chart of Miss Americana herself; Taylor Swift. In this episode, we find those little magical astrological placements that contribute to her superstardom. We’ll cover a little astrology, mythology, numerology as well as explore all the wonderful, witchy ways she interacts with the mysterious and magical #13.
This episode explores Barbie as a modern myth and cultural mirror, revealing what the divine feminine and masculine are here to teach us about identity, power, and balance. We unpack feminine awakening, a wounded masculinity, how we heal and why true evolution is about integration,
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In this episode, we explore the birth chart of Rex Heuermann, the alleged Long Island Serial Killer connected to the Gilgo 4 and possibly additional victims.
This episode approaches astrology as a symbolic language, examining themes of shadow, compulsion, and psychological fracture as they appear in the chart, while holding space for the gravity of real-world harm.
Listener discretion advised.
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In this episode, we explore the astrology behind Bravo’s latest rumored love triangle involving Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky, alongside country artist Morgan Wade.
With reports shifting, statements evolving, and speculation circulating, we turn to astrology as a symbolic lens. Rather than labeling individuals or making personal assumptions, this episode focuses on signs, archetypes,...
In this episode, we explore the astrological parallels between the RMS Titanic and the Titan submersible, alongside a closer look at the chart of Titan’s captain, Stockton Rush.
We turn to astrology to examine the surge of strange, tragic, and unsettling ocean-related headlines dominating the news. From shipwrecks to submersibles to orcas, the sea appears to be speaking loudly.
With Neptune, or Poseidon, strongly activated, thi...
In this episode, we explore the astrology of April 14, 1912, the night the Titanic struck the iceberg. We examine what was unfolding in the night sky, how each planet symbolically contributed to the moment, and how mythology and astrology work together to tell a larger story of fate, hubris, and cosmic timing.
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“Millionaires don’t use astrology, billionaires do.”
J. P. Morgan, owner of the RMS Titanic
In Part 1, we honor those who lost their lives in the pursuit of adventure and step into the larger astrological currents surrounding the Titanic and its enigmatic owner, J. P. Morgan. Morgan moved through the world with a quiet reverence for unseen forces, understanding that power is not only built through industry, but thro...
Our high priest of pop culture, Andy Cohen, Gemini king. Curious, quick-witted, endlessly connective, he embodies the spirit of the sign in real time. If you want to understand Gemini, watch how he moves through conversation, culture, and chaos with mercurial ease.
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An astrological take on #Scandoval, the scandal that rocked pop culture, the beautifully chaotic cast of Vanderpump Rules, the sky on the night everything broke, and what the astrology reveals about the unraveling that followed, and why this was lightning in a bottle.
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