Lethal Lullabies

Lethal Lullabies

Even action heroes need to wind down and get some sleep. So, on this podcast we revisit the biggest and best cinematic action films as soothing bedtime stories. There's danger and dreams at every turn. So, find a good pillow and your trustiest blade and get ready for a lethal lullaby.

Episodes

March 24, 2024 50 mins

Heard the buzz? We're back with a bedtime tale of revenge and relaxation. That's right, we're slowing down "The Beekeeper" with Jason Statham, so grab a good pillow and your trustiest sword, and get ready for a Lethal Lullabie's "The Zzz Keeper."


Voiced and Directed by Andi Salaiz

Written and Mixed by Kelsey Nie

Copy Editor Rob Stone



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Part 2 of 2 of our "28 Days Later" Sleep Parody - 28 Nights Later


It's spooky season, so we're taking a break from action and cozying up with a softened version of a zombie staple. But don't worry, this version will have you peacefully drifting off to sleep. 


Voiced and produced by Andi Salaiz

Written and Mixed by Kelsey Nie

Copy Editer Rob Stone


If you want to learn more, follow us @lethallulla...

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October 22, 2023 49 mins

Part 1 of 2 of our "28 Days Later" Sleep Parody - 28 Nights Later


It's spooky season, so we're taking a break from action and cozying up with a softened version of a zombie staple. But don't worry, this version will have you peacefully drifting off to sleep. 


Voiced and produced by Andi Salaiz

Written and Mixed by Kelsey Nie

Copy Editer Rob Stone


If you want to learn more, follow us @lethallulla...

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October 8, 2023 45 mins

The final episode in our 4 part Black Widow sleep parody: Black Pillow.

And that's a wrap on Season 1 of Lethal Lullabies!

Stay tuned for a Behind the Scenes episode from the creators next week and a few holiday specials on the horizon!


Thank you for all the support!

And sweet dreams :)

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October 2, 2023 47 mins
This third episode of our Black Pillow series ushers in a family reunion unlike any other. The kind that definitely requires a long nap to recover from. Voiced and Produced by Andi Salaiz Written and Mixed by Kelsey Nie Copy Edited by Rob Stone
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September 22, 2023 51 mins

This second episode in our Black Pillow series follows Natasha back to Budape-sssssshhhhhh-t, a sleepy city that saw one of Natasha's most permanent of naps, or so she thought.


Voiced and Produced by Andi Salaiz

Written and Mixed by Kelsey Nie

Copy Edited by Rob Stone


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September 15, 2023 52 mins

Marvel's Black Widow is getting ready for bed. Join her in the soporific story of fake family and real rest.

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August 25, 2023 27 mins

Taking breaks is important. This episode, we take you on a behind the scenes look at the lives of Lethal Lullabies creators Andi Salaiz and Kelsey Nie (because they can really use a break right now). What was planned as a discussion of simple bedtime stories swirled into a much needed decompression discussion of all the projects we have piled on our plates and how finding times to relax are so important even when your to-do list is...

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August 18, 2023 41 mins
Part 4 of 4 of our Prey Bed Time Parody - Sedator: Prey for Sleep  Having trouble falling asleep? Try this calming retelling of the latest entry into the Predator film series, "Prey". ASMR meets action in this seriously sleepy series. So, find a good pillow and your trustiest blade, and get ready for a Lethal Lullaby.  Voiced and produced by Andi Salaiz  Written and mixed by Kelsey Nie Copy Editer Rob Stone  Follow us on all soci...
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August 11, 2023 55 mins

Part 3 of 4 of our Prey Bed Time Parody - Sedator: Prey for Sleep 

Having trouble falling asleep? Try this calming retelling of the latest entry into the Predator film series, "Prey". ASMR meets action in this seriously sleepy series. So, find a good pillow and your trustiest blade, and get ready for a Lethal Lullaby. 

Voiced and produced by Andi Salaiz 

Written and mixed by Kelsey Nie

Copy Editer Rob Stone 


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August 4, 2023 44 mins

Part 2 of 4 of our Prey Bed Time Parody - Sedator: Prey for Sleep

Having trouble falling asleep? Try this calming retelling of the latest entry into the Predator film series, "Prey". ASMR meets action in this seriously sleepy series. So, find a good pillow and your trustiest blade, and get ready for a Lethal Lullaby.

Voiced and produced by Andi Salaiz 

Written and mixed by Kelsey Nie

Copy Editer Rob Stone


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July 28, 2023 45 mins

Part 1 of 4 of our Prey Bed Time Parody - Sedator: Prey for Sleep Having trouble falling asleep? Try this calming retelling of the latest entry into the Predator film series, "Prey". ASMR meets action in this seriously sleepy series. So, find a good pillow and your trustiest blade, and get ready for a Lethal Lullaby. Voiced and produced by Andi Salaiz  Written and mixed by Kelsey Nie Copy Editer Rob Stone Follow us on a...

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July 22, 2023 28 mins

Part 4 of 4 of our Mad Max: Fury Road Sleep Parody - Mild Max: Sleepy Road

Having trouble falling asleep? Try this calming sleep story. We've got meditation music, calming breath exercises, and softened action extravaganzas.


Voiced and produced by Andi Salaiz 

Written and mixed by Kelsey Nie

Copy Editer Rob Stone


Follow us on all social media platforms @lethallullabies

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July 15, 2023 26 mins

Part 3 of 4 of our Mad Max: Fury Road Sleep Parody - Mild Max: Sleepy Road

Having trouble falling asleep? Try this calming sleep story. We've got meditation music, calming breath exercises, and softened action extravaganzas.


Voiced and produced by Andi Salaiz 

Written and mixed by Kelsey Nie

Copy Editer Rob Stone


Follow us on all social media platforms @lethallullabies

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July 8, 2023 33 mins

Part 2 of 4 of our Mad Max: Fury Road Sleep Parody - Mild Max: Sleepy Road

Having trouble falling asleep? Try this calming sleep story. We've got meditation music, calming breath exercises, and softened action extravaganzas. Voiced and produced by Andi Salaiz  Written and mixed by Kelsey Nie Copy Editer Rob Stone Follow us on all social media platforms @lethallullabies https://lethallullabies.com https://www.instagram.com/le...

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July 1, 2023 26 mins

Part 1 of 4 of our Mad Max: Fury Road Sleep Parody - Mild Max: Sleepy Road

Having trouble falling asleep? Try this calming sleep story. We've got meditation music, calming breath exercises, and softened action spectaculars.


Voiced and produced by Andi Salaiz

Written and mixed by Kelsey Nie

Copy Editer Rob Stone


Follow us on all social media platforms @lethallullabies

https://lethallullabies.com

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June 30, 2023 1 min

New sleepy podcast launching on July 1st! Stay tuned for our restful rendition of Mad Max: Fury Road, or as we call it "Mild Max: Sleepy Road."

So grab a soft pillow and your trustiest blade, and get ready for a

Lethal Lullaby!


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