Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
Say That I Slew Them Not is an adult queer fantasy noir where Les Miserables meets Peaky Blinders plus anthro crocodiles Kingsley, an anthro crocodile rebel leader, is being tried for war crimes he definitely committed. To save his life (and maybe stop WWIII - no guarantees though), he’ll manipulate Alex, a traumatized journalist whose wife Kingsley tortured, into publishing classified documents that will implicate the rich and powerful in war crimes of their own. What? He’s done worse. Content Warning: racism, fictional slurs, suicide, death, trauma, drug use, miscarriage
Episodes
Kerry and Kingsley visit the local mines
Kerry: We need to keep a low profile
Kingsley: Ok
*Kingsley immediately starts a riot*
Kerry: This is why I hate you
CW: Trauma, grief, PTSD, police violence and brutality, murder, loss of loved ones, reference to death by immolation and suffocation, colonial violence, death
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Sebastian Wallace urges his fellow Cabinet members to reject the proposed Defense Budget because it's full of graft and will only exasperate tensions with the Ilkhatal population
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Hearing nothing back from the Hevian Government, Kingsley, Devin, and Heron travel to their homeland, Killbraugha, to renegotiate their alliance with the successful Ilkhatal Freedom Movement. However, the costs of Siegfried's Day may jeopardize their chance of liberating their people
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In the first episode of Season 2 of Say I Slew Them Not, Alex reunites with his wife, Christine, in Bearcaska and attempts to rekindle their relationship. Alex's brother-in-law, Mustapha, is the new lead prosecutor in Kingsley's Trial
CWs: Trauma, PTSD, loss of a child, references to a difficult pregnancy and miscarriage, grief, depression, references to torture and imprisonment, guilt, references to hearing voices, and references t...
For the final episode of Season One, we present to you one of the original recordings of Alex's interview with Kingsley Montivelo. In this interview, Kingsley plants the seeds in Alex's mind that there is a grand conspiracy to undercover regarding the Ilkhatal's fight for freedom, the Demon War, and Heva's elite.
CWs: References to imprisonment, torture, and death, manipulation
Margaret retires from the IFM and tells her commanding officer that the ILA is a broken organization
CWs: Loss of a loved one, trauma, grief, references to police violence and mass death
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After watching his friends die in front of him, Kingsley makes a very questionable deal with an incredibly untrustworthy person.
CWs: colonial violence, references to mass death, trauma, panic attack, grief, loss of loved ones, suggested substance usage, minimization of grief, references to suicide
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After finding out that Sebastian Wallace has spent the last 47 years wearing cufflinks made from the horns of Kingsley's cousin, Alex takes a small break and goes on a trip with Devin, Margaret, and Caroline. During the trip, Alex ruminates on what it means to survive in a world determined to kill you and your friends.
CW: White people struggling to understand colonialism, mass death, selling body parts, colonial violence, police br...
After barely surviving Siegfried's Day, Kingsley has to accept what it means to be a survivor and decide if he wants to keep fighting for his people's liberation.
CW: Colonial violence, police violence and brutality, trauma, grief, treating an injury caused by police violence, loss, references to mass death, disfigurement, loss of loved ones
Kingsley and his friends instigate a colony wide protest on Election day, protesting that Ilkhatal don't have the right to vote. When the police are called to handle the disturbance, events turn tragic.
CWs: Police violence and brutality, colonial violence, mass death, witnessing mass death, treating an injury caused by police violence, trauma, loss of loved ones
An original recording of the interview between Alexander Phillips and former ILA member, Senator Devin Tossier. They discuss Devin's experience in the ILA, Kingsley's trial, and abolishing the prison system.
CWs: colonial violence, police brutality and violence, mass death, torture, being in prison, solitary confinement, trauma
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Kingsley attends Ernest’s and Asia’s wedding and muses on how elusive the future feels.
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The Ferdarian Gazette's very own founder, Quentin Jacobi, risks life, limb, and reputation interviewing Kingsley and his friends.
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Kingsley and his friends race to prevent their friends, Devin, Ernest, and Sean, from being executed.
CW: Police brutality and violence, a gunfight, death, references to torture, caring wounds caused by police violence
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Alex meets with Devin, Margaret, and Caroline who believe Kingsley's trial is a smokescreen and catalyst for a racist conspiracy to start a third world war. While Alex wants to believe they're just being paranoid, they cannot help but wonder if maybe they're onto something.
CWs: White people failing to understand colonialism, references to colonial violence, police brutality, and war
Kingsley and his friends are forcefully segregated from the rest of Heva and they reach out to the Ilkhatal Freedom Movement, a brutal militant separatist organization led by Marcus Galloway, the most wanted "terrorist" in all of Heva's Empire.
CWs: colonial violence, forced resettlement, police violence and brutality, references to torture and assassinations, death by immolation, violent arrests
Devin writes a letter to his friend and fellow rebel, Caroline Galloway, begging her to help him counter Kingsley’s narrative published by the Ferdarian Gazette.
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Kingsley and his friends are determined to assassinate Bernadette "the Butcher" Griffin before she steps one foot in Bearcaska.
CWs: Torture, death, police brutality and violence, caring for injuries caused by police brutality, hanging, racism, colonialism, use of fictional slurs, colonial violence, assassination, animal death
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Alex writes a scathing retrospective on Bernadette “the Butcher” Griffin, the poster child of Hevian colonialism.
Content Warnings: References to colonial violence, colonialism, torture, death, war, imperialism and empire building
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Kingsley and his friends argue - and end friendships - over how to resist the Hevian colonial empire.
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