Food Crimes
Did your mom trick you into eating spinach? Did your brother take the last cookie again? When your dinner time disputes get too hot to handle, you take them to food court. On every hilarious episode of Food Crimes, real kids bring their real stories to the food court to get the five star representation they've hungered for and the food justice they deserve. And no matter who gets charged, it's up to kids to decide the verdict. Justice will be served, preferably with a side of fries! Ready to jump in? Pick any episode and start listening! Great for kids ages 7 - 12. Want more episodes now? Subscribe on Apple Podcasts for early access and ad-free listening. Or listen to this show and many more on the Pinna app when you subscribe at pinna.fm.
Episodes
September 30, 2024 • 28 mins
Zack v. Mom: The Pot Sticker Plaintiff and the Dinner Deciding Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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September 23, 2024 • 26 mins
Noa v. Edmond: The Pungent Plaintiff and the Disgusted Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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September 16, 2024 • 26 mins
Avery v. Mom: The Pasta Passionate Plaintiff and the Dinner Destroying Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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September 9, 2024 • 27 mins
Rosie, Livi & Mom v. Dad: The Put-off Plaintiffs and the Dessert Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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September 2, 2024 • 21 mins
Holden & Parker v. Mom: The Pantry-Picking Plaintiffs and the Depriving Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher...
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August 26, 2024 • 22 mins
Efuntomi v. Sangojobi: The Peeved Plaintiff and the Disproportionate Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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August 19, 2024 • 23 mins
Bostyn & Brueck v. Dad: The Paying Plaintiffs and the Debiting Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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August 12, 2024 • 24 mins
Mom v. Odin: The Pranked Plaintiff and the Deceptive Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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August 5, 2024 • 26 mins
Leo v. Alix: The Persistent Plaintiff and the Defiant Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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July 29, 2024 • 23 mins
Alexsia v. Adrianna: The Piece-less Plaintiff and the Diabolical Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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February 12, 2024 • 28 mins
Myla & Levi v. Mom: The Picked-on Plaintiffs and the Disciplining Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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February 5, 2024 • 24 mins
Clara v. Dad: The Parting Plaintiff and the Devouring Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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January 29, 2024 • 27 mins
Ruben v. Dad: The Puking Plaintiff and the Duty-Free Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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January 22, 2024 • 21 mins
Mom v. Gabriel: The Permitting Plaintiff and the Demanding Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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January 15, 2024 • 26 mins
LJ v. Mom & Dad: The Poultry-Loving Plaintiff and the Dairy-Free Defendants
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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January 8, 2024 • 24 mins
Elissa v. Bel: The Prohibited Plaintiff and the Discourteous Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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January 1, 2024 • 23 mins
Mom v. Theo & Felix: The Parental Plaintiff and the Double Defendants
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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December 25, 2023 • 19 mins
Lucas v. Adrianna: The Pilfering Plaintiff and the Derelict Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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December 18, 2023 • 19 mins
Jorgen v. Mom: The Picky Plaintiff and the Deceitful Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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December 11, 2023 • 17 mins
Sovi v. Asher: The Portion Plaintiff and the Dehydrated Defendant
Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald
Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski
Pilot Development by Ilana Millner
Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald
Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren
Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher
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