Non Human Biologics: An X-Files Podcast

Non Human Biologics: An X-Files Podcast

Non Human Biologics is a creepy but necessary podcast about The X-Files. Each week Chris and Jeremy bring you goofs and chuckles and tears as they wonder if life really is out there. Join us as we go episode by episode, week by week, wondering just where the heck Scully keeps that katana. Art by Rideth_Mochi, music from bansheebeat, Jake Lionheart, and Heather Milette.

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August 28, 2025 15 mins

I just wanted to share an update and some words about Jeremy. This will be posted across multiple podcast feeds, so I apologize for the duplicate uploads.

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In this first of three episodes, Mulder and Scully investigate a strange World War 2 plane that seems to be giving everyone radiation sickness. Also, The Flash is here to teach us all about one form of safe sex.

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March 20, 2025 65 mins

It's time to take on The X-Files - S03E14 - Grotesque, in which some...stuff...happens? I think? All I know is that it was beautifully shot and it's weird that most of the cast of That 70s Show are bad people.

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March 13, 2025 59 mins

It's time to talk about the extremely chaotic episode, The X-Files S03E13 - Syzygy. What is the shocking word that Chris keeps saying that Jeremy definitely remembered to beep out??? Find out inside.

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March 6, 2025 77 mins

What's wrong with a doctor named Bambi anyway? Huh Scully??? HUH DANA SCULLY???!!

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Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton ...

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February 27, 2025 85 mins

We delve into Scully's religious nature while Mulder sits at the back of the class and hurls spitballs and his previous characterization. Enjoy!

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Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for t...

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February 20, 2025 64 mins

We're finishing up our spooky two parter with another banger of an episode. We get introduced to the world's best sidekick: "The Conductor"!

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Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the ...

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February 13, 2025 73 mins

Hello it's S3 of the X-Files which has mostly been about creepy guys but today is about a REAL GD ALIEN HOLY HECK

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Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and w...

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It's time to talk about Lucy, the saddest character in the history of X-Files.

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January 30, 2025 68 mins

Should we even be doing this podcast anymore? Signs are pointing to no.

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January 23, 2025 78 mins

In this episode everything is gross. Everything.

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Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and C...

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January 16, 2025 77 mins

Apologies to everyone, this episode is cursed. CURSED.

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Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn,...

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January 9, 2025 66 mins

Grumpy old men that can tell us when we die??? SIGN ME UP NOW

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December 19, 2024 66 mins

Video games, Jack Black, and Sonic the Hedgehog music? You KNOW we loved this episode.

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Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with ...

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December 12, 2024 79 mins

In this episode, we wrap up the three parter and are left with questions that still need answers. Mainly about Ruth's Chris.

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Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen...

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December 5, 2024 77 mins

This week Chris' voice sounds suspiciously like we're gonna get sued by Disney, Mulder takes a spirtual journey that just feels racist, and Scully is a bad ass.

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Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Ju...

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November 28, 2024 77 mins

On this episode, we review our feelings about S2 and read some listener feedback, from YOU. Yeah YOU. Special thanks to Duva for guesting with us. She doesn't have any social media which makes my life extremely for the notes.

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November 21, 2024 55 mins

This week we wrap up S2 and cover Anasazi, an extremely great episode written by David Duchovny, which you can tell because Mulder is basically naked twice in this episode. WHEW.

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November 14, 2024 53 mins

CHACO CHICKEN GOOD PEOPLE GOOD FOOD GET IT THE PEOPLE ARE THE FOOD

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Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Ju...

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November 7, 2024 51 mins

This week Monk joins the cast as we investigate dark matter. Quarks! Black Lights! Weird science! Woah!

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Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created...

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