The Girls Bathroom

2026 is almost here and we’re officially entering our let it flow and let it go era! Could hypnotising be on the cards for 2026? Maybe. One Sarah has taken borrowing clothes to the next level by stealing her sister’s identity (Shane… or Jane enter stage left), while another Sarah is stressing because her Brian might not spend New Year’s Eve with her.

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It was a freezing cold Christmas eve at TGB HQ, Sarah’s far and wide wrote in with their Christmas dilemmas. One Sarah ponders on how to survive the festive period with a copycat sister in law and another wonders if she’ll ever see her own family on Christmas Day…because tis it not ever the season for a dilemma??

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The countdown to Christmas is on and we’re in our PJs, getting in the festive spirit! This week, our Sarahs are keeping us BUSY. One Sarah has been told by a Brian that he’s a spy (yes, seriously…), while another Sarah is wondering why her Brian has apparently blacklisted her family from Christmas forever. Festive? Yes. Concerning? Also yes.

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Wednesday is here and we’re diving into family chaos at TGB HQ! An auntie is convinced her niece is trying to steal her Brian. Yep, that’s where we’re at. And as if that wasn’t enough, we’ve got a Brian whose relationship with his mum is just a touch too open. Like, “discussing his love life over spaghetti” open. 

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The festive season has officially begun, and you know TGB HQ went all-in on the decorations. But what’s Christmas without a little X-rated chaos? Our Sarahs have slid into the inbox with some truly wild dilemmas: one battling an aggressively sore labia and another who’s just discovered a… let’s say niche new porn category. Don’t worry, we’ll bring the wholesome vibes back just in time for Star of the Week, ...

We’ve signed NDAs for work… but for a relationship? Absolutely not... well, unless you’re one of our Sarahs, because she’s signed one and she is in deep! We’re diving into festive decorations, your weird food combos, and of course a birthday shoutout to a fabulous husband in Star of the Week!

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Is this truly a tale as old as time… the notorious crazy ex? One Sarah is facing a hacker ex causing chaos, whilst another Sarah finds an unwelcome visitor lurking in the group chat. P.S. Whoever’s still holding onto that long chip from primary school… it might finally be time to let it go!

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Happy Wednesdayyy!! Can you spot anything different? We’ve had a little makeover and we’re obsessed — hope you love it just as much as we do! This week, one Sarah might need to find herself a new man after discovering his rather peculiar bedtime habit. And as if that wasn’t enough, things take an unexpected turn when a Sarah writes in about a strange discovery around the flat involving her boyfriend’s boxers… something definitely i...

We’re out of costume and back to our true selves—ready to dive into your dilemmas! This week, one Sarah writes in about a very smelly situation, while another opens up about her less-than-dreamy wedding day. But don’t worry, faith is fully restored with this week’s Star of the Week—a seriously swoon-worthy proposal!

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Spooky season has well and truly arrived here at TGB HQ! We highly recommend you watch this week's episode if you can! Please do not be alarmed, we have not been hijacked. To celebrate the start of spooky season we have transformed into our elderly alter egos, Brian and Doris! We find out your ghosting disasters in question of the week and a Sarah from last Halloween gives us a jaw-dropping update! Oh, and there's one very ghostly ...

We’re back with an X-RATED episode! What’s the most unsexy song that’s ever come on during the deed? Because honestly, we need answers from whoever said Frosty the Snowman and Cotton Eye Joe — HOW did we get here?! We’ve also got a dilemma that has us asking, “Wait… do all men do this? Plus, an update (you know we live for the updates)

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We’re back in the TGB HQ trying desperately to understand a love letter and one of our Sarahs finds out her Brian has been living a double life, and yes - we hear the classic line…“We were on a break!” But don’t panic, because our faith in Brians everywhere is saved by one heroic Star of the Week!

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Good Wednesday to all Sarahs, Brians, and mysterious listeners far and wide! This week we’re sniffing out the truth: what’s the weirdest smell you secretly love? Cinzia’s all about the perm-solution scent, Sophia can’t resist a whiff of petrol, and honestly, some of you admitted to even stranger smells. Meanwhile, Blueberry can't keep still, and one Sarah somehow managed to accidentally share her boyfriend… with her best friend?!

It’s the best day of the week — not only do you have a brand new episode to listen to, but there’s also a very important live show announcement! Our Sarahs are really going through it: falling in love with sneaky links, finding strippers in Brian’s phone, and dealing with slow movements in the bedroom… it’s all a bit too much! Faith is restored in Star of The Week with a gorgeous love story from a gorgeous couple!

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Alrighty roooo, we’re back in The Girls Bathroom, asking you what nicknames you’ve given your boss! What would you do if Sarah’s dying wish was to sleep with your Brian… YOLO or not so YOLO?! And finally, we’ve got a Star of the Week who actually listened to some top-notch advice from Sophia’s Brian’s tips!

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It’s that time again—when we tackle your spiciest X-RATED dilemmas. Padmé, Shrek, Conrad and Belly, even a squirrel…who would you dress up as for a little role-play with your other half? One of our Sarahs finds herself in an extremely shitty situation, while another just wants things to last a little longer!

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Happiest of Wednesdays girlies! This week’s question of the week is: What’s the worst thing you’ve borrowed without someone knowing? A shocking number of you need to replace your razors and toothbrushes immediately. We’ve got one Sarah who’s fallen in love with Steve the fire-breather, and a real-life HR Sarah giving us all the tea on how to file an official grievance.

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Happy Wednesday our dearest listeners!!!! Autumn is fast approaching and we need Halloween ideas for little miss Blueberry. This week we asked you what's the most chaotic drunk text you've ever received... safe to say some of them were incredibly chaotic. One of our Sarah's fears she may be morphing into her Brian's ex...and another Sarah investigates the mystery of her missing vibrator!

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