Two Mystic Mamas

It’s apple season, and the Two Mystic Mamas are here to spill the cider on all things magical, mystical, and a little mischievous. In this episode, Krystyn and Rachael bite into the lore, laughter, and lusciousness of apples—tasting their favorites (Honeycrisp vs. Pink Lady, anyone?), sharing beloved recipes, and weaving in the magic of kitchen witchery.

From apple offerings for ancestors and spirit guides to scrying your true love’...

In this episode, the Mystic Mamas dive headfirst into the messy, mystical, and sometimes hilarious pursuit of balance. Krystyn completely loses it laughing (naturally), and the Two Mystic Mamas team weighs in on Rachael’s questionable choice to grow other people’s peanuts in her garden. 

We explore what spiritual balance really means, beyond scales and weights, and how to honor the season of life you’re in with the effort you give. ...

Life can get heavy—but there’s always light to be found. In this episode, The Two Mystic Mamas dive into the messy, real, and wonderfully human side of life. From chaotic vacations and jellyfish stings to rip currents and life-or-death moments, they unpack what it’s really like to navigate tough seasons while keeping all the hats on.

Krystyn opens up about the aftermath of anaphylactic shock, steroid rollercoasters, and learning to ...

Get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe blush a little—because the Two Mystic Mamas are diving straight into the Sacral Chakra this week! From the very first moments, Krystyn and Rachael are on another level (thank you, energy drinks) as Krystyn busts out a brand-new jingle she immediately forgets. Between giggles, these two powerhouse women take you deep into the world of the sacral chakra—exploring what happens when it’s underactive...

It’s officially Virgo Season, and the Two Mystic Mamas are here to sort through the summer chaos like only Virgos can—color-coded planner optional. In this episode, we’re recapping summer shenanigans, moonlit magic, and Krystyn’s legendary pumpkin arch of enchantment (yes, inappropriate cucumber jokes crash the party too.)

We’re celebrating the brilliant Virgos in our lives while also exploring how this earthy, detail-loving energy ...

This might be the most fun we’ve ever had with the least amount of research...and honestly, that’s the sweet spot. We’re diving headfirst (sometimes literally) into the weird, wild, and occasionally wonderful world of wellness trends: cold plunges, biohacking, red-light therapy, AI wellness coaches, mushroom everything, astro-fasting, electrolyte mixes, rebounding, breath work, mouth tape, gut health, supplements, and the deep spir...

This episode is 85% sacred and 15% Log Jammer PTSD. 

This week, the Two Mystic Mamas cannonball straight into the deep end of water magic-and we’re not just talking baths and beach days (though obviously we go there too).

Krystyn and Rachael catch up on summer shenanigans, creek walking with the kids, ocean epiphanies, and the terrifying majesty that was Pittsburgh’s Log Jammer.  From sea witchery to scrying, baptism to Bondi Beach, ...

Behind every Mystic Mama is a tired, well-fed intern. 

In this hilarious and heartfelt takeover episode, our Two Mystic Interns, Shane and Keira, step out from behind the scenes and straight into the spotlight. These Gen Z creatives introduce themselves to the Mystic fam, sharing what it’s really like working with the Two Mystic Mamas (spoiler: it involves the wisdom of tarot, creative chaos, and delicious meals, of course!).

They di...

It’s 39 minutes of sun-fueled joy, laughter, and Leo love as we celebrate the heart of summer—with a side of golf cart karaoke, obviously. 🦁☀️

In this episode, we:

• Reflect on the radiant Leo energy in our lives (shoutout to our fave Leo fam & friends)
• Invite you to explore your Leo placements and what they reveal about your leadership + creative expression
• Talk about what it means to lead with grace, courage, and heart
• Share ho...

Welcome to the Hot Mom Summer episode, where hot flashes meet hot takes.  These Two Mystic Mamas catch up on how their summer has been going…Rachael refuses to send her kids to camp and almost poops her pants (you've got to listen to this one all the way to the end!), Krystyn ends up with a concussion, and somehow they still manage to get deep about glowing up, slowing down, and the sacred mess of it all.

This episode is part s...

Welcome to a very special episode of Two Mystic Mamas — starring our very own Two Mystic Minis, Emmalyn and Evie! These two 12-year-old queens spend a ridiculous amount of time trying to pronounce “visualization” (spoiler alert: it’s a journey). If you’re a tween, a mom of a tween, or just someone who loves a little chaos sprinkled with wisdom, this episode is your new fave.

They dive into all things skincare, self-care, and the art...

We’re kicking things off in our Chakra Series (literally) with a deep dive into the Root Chakra—and let’s just say, this episode gets wild in the best way. We welcome our two amazing new interns to the pod and immediately spiral into a hilarious conversation about Joe Exotic (aka Joe Magic, according to Rachael), Krystyn threatening to punch people in the root chakra, and a few vivid flashbacks to Rachael’s elementary school days o...

Welcome to Cancer season, where the tides of emotion rise and so do the crabs—both the steamed Maryland kind and, well… the other kind (thanks, Rachael). In this episode, the Two Mystic Mamas are laughing so hard they might cry (and not just because it’s a water sign season). Krystyn’s Maryland roots are showing as she sings the praises of blue crabs doused in Old Bay, while Rachael gets real casual—maybe too casual—about STDs. We ...

It’s birthday episode time, and this one is a special portal of magic, reflection, and a whole lot of laughter as we celebrate Krystyn’s 44th year around the sun. From the very beginning, Krystyn knew this year would be life-changing—and now that it’s here, we’re cracking open the alchemy of it all. In classic Two Mystic Mamas fashion, things take a turn down memory lane as we revisit the hilariously dark internet relic of the late...

It’s a Strawberry Full Moon, Gemini Season is in full swing, and we’re diving deep into the waves of truth, tenderness, and total cosmic alignment. 

In this episode, we launch our very first Astro Forecast, where Jenny Dee Astrology pops in and unpacks the energetic weather of the week — from the masculine meeting the feminine to the call of adventure meeting our inner knowing. 

Krystyn gets intimate about her recent struggles with h...

Ready to finally understand what the heck chakras actually are—without needing to be a yoga teacher or wear crystals in your bra (though no judgment if you do)? Welcome to Chakras 101, your no-fluff, high-vibe launchpad into the energetic system running quietly beneath the chaos of your everyday life.

In this episode, the Two Mystic Mamas crack open the colorful world of chakras with laughter, real talk, and a little bit of spiritua...

In this enchanting (and slightly chaotic) episode, Rachael and Krystyn welcome a magical guest: Carla Chichilla from Enchanted Table—a Pittsburgh-based kitchen witchery company that’s all about infusing intention, joy, and a little bit of spellwork into your food.

Together, we dive into Carla’s delicious world, participating in one of her signature workshops where kitchen magic meets heart-centered nourishment. Along the way, we sti...

Gemini Vibes Only
Serving duality with sass, sparkle, and zero apologies.

It’s Gemini Season, baby—and we’re diving in with gusto, glitter, and our heads definitely in the clouds. In this episode, we unpack Human Design, personality tests, birth charts, and that juicy inner duality (hi, Ambiverts—we see you!). We chat about downtime vs. preparation, how confidence shapes our days, and why Krystyn needs a plan while Rachael… well...

Pull up a cozy seat, pour yourself a glass of something enchanting, and join the Mystic Mamas for a hilariously soul-searching episode: Past Life Happy Hour!

Rachael kicks things off—literally munching through the intro—as the mamas sip spirits and dive deep into their first big forays into past life regression. From giggles to goosebumps, this episode brings all the vibes.

Krystyn shares a recent past life medita...