Two Mystic Mamas

Welcome to a very special episode of Two Mystic Mamas — starring our very own Two Mystic Minis, Emmalyn and Evie! These two 12-year-old queens spend a ridiculous amount of time trying to pronounce “visualization” (spoiler alert: it’s a journey). If you’re a tween, a mom of a tween, or just someone who loves a little chaos sprinkled with wisdom, this episode is your new fave.

They dive into all things skincare, self-care, and the art...

We’re kicking things off in our Chakra Series (literally) with a deep dive into the Root Chakra—and let’s just say, this episode gets wild in the best way. We welcome our two amazing new interns to the pod and immediately spiral into a hilarious conversation about Joe Exotic (aka Joe Magic, according to Rachael), Krystyn threatening to punch people in the root chakra, and a few vivid flashbacks to Rachael’s elementary school days o...

Welcome to Cancer season, where the tides of emotion rise and so do the crabs—both the steamed Maryland kind and, well… the other kind (thanks, Rachael). In this episode, the Two Mystic Mamas are laughing so hard they might cry (and not just because it’s a water sign season). Krystyn’s Maryland roots are showing as she sings the praises of blue crabs doused in Old Bay, while Rachael gets real casual—maybe too casual—about STDs. We ...

It’s birthday episode time, and this one is a special portal of magic, reflection, and a whole lot of laughter as we celebrate Krystyn’s 44th year around the sun. From the very beginning, Krystyn knew this year would be life-changing—and now that it’s here, we’re cracking open the alchemy of it all. In classic Two Mystic Mamas fashion, things take a turn down memory lane as we revisit the hilariously dark internet relic of the late...

It’s a Strawberry Full Moon, Gemini Season is in full swing, and we’re diving deep into the waves of truth, tenderness, and total cosmic alignment. 

In this episode, we launch our very first Astro Forecast, where Jenny Dee Astrology pops in and unpacks the energetic weather of the week — from the masculine meeting the feminine to the call of adventure meeting our inner knowing. 

Krystyn gets intimate about her recent struggles with h...

Ready to finally understand what the heck chakras actually are—without needing to be a yoga teacher or wear crystals in your bra (though no judgment if you do)? Welcome to Chakras 101, your no-fluff, high-vibe launchpad into the energetic system running quietly beneath the chaos of your everyday life.

In this episode, the Two Mystic Mamas crack open the colorful world of chakras with laughter, real talk, and a little bit of spiritua...

In this enchanting (and slightly chaotic) episode, Rachael and Krystyn welcome a magical guest: Carla Chichilla from Enchanted Table—a Pittsburgh-based kitchen witchery company that’s all about infusing intention, joy, and a little bit of spellwork into your food.

Together, we dive into Carla’s delicious world, participating in one of her signature workshops where kitchen magic meets heart-centered nourishment. Along the way, we sti...

Gemini Vibes Only
Serving duality with sass, sparkle, and zero apologies.

It’s Gemini Season, baby—and we’re diving in with gusto, glitter, and our heads definitely in the clouds. In this episode, we unpack Human Design, personality tests, birth charts, and that juicy inner duality (hi, Ambiverts—we see you!). We chat about downtime vs. preparation, how confidence shapes our days, and why Krystyn needs a plan while Rachael… well...

Pull up a cozy seat, pour yourself a glass of something enchanting, and join the Mystic Mamas for a hilariously soul-searching episode: Past Life Happy Hour!

Rachael kicks things off—literally munching through the intro—as the mamas sip spirits and dive deep into their first big forays into past life regression. From giggles to goosebumps, this episode brings all the vibes.

Krystyn shares a recent past life medita...

In this hilariously unhinged episode of Two Mystic Mamas, we try to explore the nature of magic, divination, and the wisdom of the natural world... but let’s be honest—things spiral quickly. Between Krystyn’s complete inability to pronounce words (seriously, Rachael is rubbing off on her), and Rachael’s contagious laughter, you might start wondering if we’re high on Nature’s Oracle itself. Spoiler alert: we’re just naturally like t...

Light the bonfires and cue the mischief—it's time to celebrate Beltane (or Walpurgis, if you're feeling extra witchy)! In this fiery episode of Two Mystic Mamas, we dive into the ancient roots of this vibrant spring festival, exploring how this celebration of fertility, fire, and blooming life has evolved over time. Whether you're a nature-loving green witch, a kitchen conjurer, or just someone who likes to dance aro...

Get ready to slow it down, sink in, and romanticize the magic of everyday life. In this juicy episode, Krystyn and Rachael ride the cosmic wave from fiery, impulsive Aries Season into the grounded, sensual energy of Taurus. We talk about what this earthy shift means for your body, your soul, and your daily rhythm—and yes, we also talk about Val Kilmer and Lady Gaga, because obviously.

Rachael recounts her unforgettable (an...

In this unhinged takeover, the husbands of the Two Mystic Mamas step up to the mic and chaos ensues. Welcome to Two Mystic Misters, where wrestling mats meet marching band fields, and the air smells faintly of dad jokes and Ben Gay.  

Geoff and Charlie—no longer just the support crew, now the main event (at least for one episode)—dive deep into their worlds as longtime teachers and coaches. From sweaty singlets to the sharp shine of...

In this powerful and soul-stirring episode, the Two Mystic Mamas dive deep into the sacred terrain of the female archetype—who we are before the world told us who we should be. With reverence and raw honesty, we explore what it means to awaken your inner wild, reclaim your voice, and stand fully in your truth.

Inspired by the transformative wisdom of Women Who Run With the Wolves by Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Estés and Rise Sist...

Buckle up, mystics! In this episode of Two Mystic Mamas, Krystyn & Rachael take you on a wild ride through The Fool’s Journey—but with a twist! Imagine life as a cosmic road trip, where each tarot card is a pit stop, a detour, or a surprise roadside attraction. We’re breaking down the wisdom, karmic influences and mystery behind the Major Arcana cards of the Tarot, sharing our own experiences, and dropping life lessons like a m...

Ever wondered why rainbows feel so magical? In this episode, the Two Mystic Mamas are diving into the science and the spirituality behind these colorful arcs of light! We'll break down how rainbows and prisms work, explore their deep symbolic meanings, and teach you how to use color magic to manifest the life you desire. From reading signs from your spirit guides to understanding the chakra connections of each hue, we're ...

Aries season has arrived, bringing its signature fire, passion, and relentless drive—and we are feeling it. In this episode of Two Mystic Mamas, Rachael takes us on a journey back to her time living in France, and now she's making a bold, symbolic decision to burn her old journals in true Aries fashion. What does it mean to release the past through fire? And how can we all tap into Aries’ fearless, go-getter energy—even if our...

In today's episode of Two Mystic Mamas, we dive deep into the balance between the shadow self and the light, exploring the yin and yang that makes us whole. We're not here to shy away from the darkness—after all, we all have a shadow side. But we also discuss how we can't get lost in it or be blinded by the light of toxic positivity. It's all about finding harmony within ourselves!

Plus, you won't ...

In this episode, we explore the magic of sacred spaces—how the energy around us shapes our lives, from the principles of Feng shui to the ancient mysteries of Stonehenge. We’ll dive into the ways our surroundings influence our well-being, creativity, and connection to the universe. Whether it's aligning your home for better flow or tapping into the power of places steeped in history, we’re uncovering the unseen forces that mak...