Football with Susan

Football with Susan

Susan Kelly is a Geelong Cats fan of over 30 years. Listen as Susan and her youngest daughter Kathryn (who knows VERY little about football) debrief games of her beloved team over the AFL Season! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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August 16, 2026 37 mins

Things have turned around dramatically for the Cats since we last recorded, with Geelong on a five-game winning streak! In this episode, Susan and Kathryn discuss last night’s game (and whether she was able to watch…), hear Susan's story about recently playing it cool while Ollie Henry’s dog was in a puddle, and discuss why the club hasn't responded to her letter about the 'abominable' Thursday night games. 

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The Cats are on a losing streak, and Susan is feeling doubtful about their finals prospects for 2026. Because of that, she and Kathryn turn their attention to the World Cup for some better content. Susan has three main requests: “more goals, please!”, "Go to bed, Donald!", and "Nicole, please send further information/footage to help me fully answer your question regarding Shakira’s hip thrusts". Also, sending a hu...

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June 14, 2026 34 mins

This episode, Susan and Kathryn debrief the Cats’ latest four games, including Friday’s win against the Gold Coast! Susan discusses which players should dress more warmly in the supermarket (Shannon Neale) and which might be too hot on the ground (Brad Close). She mentions her “robust” behaviour at Friday’s game, and Susan and Kathryn laugh about Jimmy Bartel paying for the family’s dry cleaning ...

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In this episode, Susan and Kathryn debrief the Cats’ latest three wins, including Thursday’s game against the Brisbane Lions! Along the way, Susan shouts out a favorite sandwich shop on Pako and offers some "keep your cool" advice for when you spot a player in the wild. Special guests include Kathryn’s dog, Jojo, and our resident Magpie, Jarrod.


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Episode 2 is here! Kathryn and Susan debrief the last three games, including that massive win over the Bulldogs and Jeremy Cameron’s 10-goal bonanza. They ask the big question: has he officially reached ‘Secret Laundry Poster’ status for Susan, alongside the great Gary Ablett? Plus, we dive into why Kathryn was snubbed from the family Kayo account and how Susan got April Fooled by Bailey Nelson’s haircut pra...

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March 29, 2026 40 mins
Susan and Kathryn are back for the 2026 AFL season! In our first episode for our 6th season (what??), we discuss the Cats' first three games, whether a competitive attitude is a gift or a curse, whether "sophisticated" Magpie tattoos are a real thing, and begin our investigation of the Geelong Football Club’s email responses… are they using AI or just ignoring her?

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October 5, 2025 37 mins

A week after the Cats' brutal Grandfinal loss, Susan is riding the Ghan to Central Australia. Not only that, but she’s “over it”! We debrief the game, hear her advice for fans still grieving, and get real-time emu sightings.


A note from Kathryn: Thanks to my very wise and also silly mum - it's a special thing when you get to have a project with your mum and have fun together. Thanks also to everyone who sent in...

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September 15, 2025 35 mins
As we dive into finals time, Geelong is riding high and the lid is rattling! In this episode we debrief Geelong's last two wins, and get excited in the lead up to friday's Preliminary Final against the Hawks. While Kathryn's lack of footy knowledge is shining more brightly than ever before, you can enjoy Susan's (kind of lengthy but overall complimentary) story about her train trip to the MCG, her advice to people who are thinking ...

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August 18, 2025 33 mins
The Cats are on a winning streak, and Susan is in high spirits. Listen as Kathryn gets all the details about her parrot viewing antics in yesterday's 3rd quarter against the Swans, how the Cats can continue their form into finals, and whether her Geelong membership gives her the right to speak to players in the Highton fruit shop (spoiler, yes it does).

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July 13, 2025 36 mins

In this episode, Susan and Kathryn debrief two recent losses (plus one win!) for the Cats. We also discuss whether Susan would ever knit a Collingwood scarf, whether she has been wandering the streets in the final quarter lately, and whether one should EVER accept defeat!



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June 15, 2025 36 mins
In this episode, Susan and Kathryn dive into the Cats' latest glorious winning streak, discuss the prospect of a home final at Kardinia Park, debate who the kindest Geelong player is, and ponder a world without free-to-air footy...

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In this episode, Susan and Kathryn are back after a string of holidays and plenty of merriment to dive into the last six Geelong games! They share some 'Cats in the Community' stories from listeners, welcome a cameo from our resident Collingwood supporter Jarrod Bates, chat head lice strategies, and kick things off with a symphony of bird sounds...

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April 13, 2025 30 mins
In this episode, Susan and Kathryn discuss the last three Geelong games, including the Cats glorious win against Adelaide over the weekend. They also ponder a new world of Kayo adventures (or struggles) for Susan in a world without free-to-air footy, and whether Patrick Dangerfield needs to 'calm down' for the sake of his family.

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March 25, 2025 35 mins
Susan and Kathryn begin the 2025 AFL season! Look out, world, here they come for Season 5...

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October 8, 2024 36 mins

In the Season Finale for 2024, Susan and Kathryn do a live recording! Plus… it’s Susan’s birthday! They celebrate by recapping the Cats performance in the preliminary finals (look out for Susan’s descriptions of listening to frogs, rather than the final quarter), the 2024 season-that-was, and hopes for the 2025 season. 


Thanks to everyone who listened and/or submitted questions this year, and joined...

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Susan has been in the US of A for 5 weeks, but now she's back getting down to business in time for the finals. In this episode Susan and Kathryn recap rounds 18 through 24, as well as the Cats' victory against Port Adelaide in the Qualifying Final. Highlights include Susan sweeping for a while around the 35 minute mark!


Send your questions for Susan to answer in the next episode to kathrynkel@gmail.com


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July 8, 2024 40 mins

Kathryn interviews a newly energised Susan in the midst of what we hope is a winning streak, as they discuss the Cats' latest games against Carlton, Essendon and Hawthorn. They also chat about which players she saw at the supermarket, pies of the world, and Kathryn learns what a ruckman is after 4 seasons of this podcast. Watch for a special appearance by resident Collingwood supporter Jarrod Bates.


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June 16, 2024 42 mins

With the Cats having a week off from games, Kathryn interviews a ‘still zen’ Susan about Geelong's last two games against Richmond and Sydney. They discuss her latest supermarket player sightings (and her corresponding behaviour) and tackle important questions such as ‘what is a banana kick?’ and ‘how on earth could my eldest daughter tip against the Cats?”.


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May 26, 2024 42 mins

In their 35th episode (!), Kathryn interviews an increasingly zen Susan about the Cats’ current losing streak, including their most recent loss to the GWS Giants. They also discuss the emotional benefits of taking a 6 year old to the game, ground-rules for chatting to players at the supermarket, and who is allowed to complain about umpires. Plus more about the A-League Grand Final than anyone could or should have expected in...

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In this episode Kathryn interviews a philosophical Susan about the Cats’ first loss of the season, as well as debriefing their two previous wins against Brisbane and Carlton. They discuss at what point Jarrod’s ‘dramatic readings’ could become hurtful, how ‘dew’ is affecting Geelong’s performance, and a fair amount of family holiday logistics.


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