The "Why Did We Trade for Jonathan Schoop?" Podcast

Aether and Tardis (who has shitty audio this episode, sorry about that) attempt to prank the botball viewership. 

Tardis and Aether are joined once again by SpecialFX to be happy Raisel Iglesias has a job again, oh and MLB isn't locking them out of the studio anymore...even though the studio is their own bedrooms...Ted Cruz is good accident meme, sponsors come flooding in, and St Patrick's Day is weird. Shoutout Puff the Magic Dragon. Donate to UNICEF - Support Children of Ukraine https://www.unicefusa.org/

Tardis and Aether finally crack the lock to get into the studio during the lockout, Tardis gets COVID along the way, Ben Simmons exploits mental illness and becomes a Jackass Forever (not sponsored), and fuck WeHoopin...and Aubrey Huff

We get locked out, Aether challenges Jon Heyman to a match at WrestleMania, and Trevor Bauer thinks he's valid in Dyckman when in actuality he isn't. Bing bong.

Aether and Tardis create a fucking shitfest of an episode, Britney is free, Adele and Skepta broke up and betrayed Aether's hopes and dreams for true love, Mass Transit is the key to the future, and also the key to annoyance of local yokels, and Tardis creates the longest cold open ever

This time on the Why Did We Trade for Jonathan Schoop Podcast, PETA does another fear-mongering episode, Tinfoil Bitch responds, Aether comes to terms with the Astros having some semblance of dignity now, and Tardis joins the Wendy's discord server.

Disclaimer: The rant on PETA is specifically about PETA and not about animal rights activism or veganism in general.

The 2nd annual MLBotball Fantasy Football draft kicks off with a meme team's meme picks, Week 7 overload, and Cookie being drunk. Aether gets many a king, Tardis chooses not to have hope, and both are joined by recurring guests Pmister and Roman to laugh at everything that's quite honestly not really funny when you think about it.

Jonathan Schoop gets extended, The Cubs are no more, Starbust Jelly Beans are too addicting, Whitey Ford's rookie card makes Aether wanna die, and as always fuck Aubrey Huff.

Tornados threaten our sacred art of watching the Euros, Tardis pains at LOL 76ers, and pitchers can't stop taking their pants off. Aether deals with small children being small children, and both hosts laugh at Conan O'Brien's stalker.

Tardis and Aether are joined by Pmister and FX and die at the 4 hour long 1st round of the NFL draft where everything and nothing happens. Also, Howie Roseman doesn't screw up, Da Bears make Da Dumbest Trade, and Mac Jones goes where we all knew Mac Jones was gonna go. Special appearance by FX's roommate. Special thanks to Sharkshavery for mastering this episode.

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Tardis and Aether are confused by power rankings, the Cubs and Phillies not hitting at all, and NBA injuries. Oh and Angel Hernandez still having a job and losing his lawsuit. That's always a fun conversation. So is ESPN pushing stale narratives and stereotypes. And ARoid stroking his ego while trying to buy the Timberwolves.

MLB Opening Day is upon us! Tardis and Aether are joined by SpecialFX to talk about how they feel about each of the 30 teams throughout the MLB, make a couple quick predictions, and whine about their teams probably sucking. Tardis gets mad at Howie Roseman, Aether hates the NFC East, and summer camps are weird.

Spring training has begun, and so far Aether is on the hot track to being wrong about Kike Hernandez. Tardis loses sight of everything in life, and Wandavision delivers random twists that are actually good. Daft Punk quits making god-tier music, and the Astros keep getting away with it, "it" being known as "Being the Astros." LISTENER BEWARE: WANDAVISION SPOILERS FROM 36:36 TO 44:36

The first episode of the podcast. Hosts Tardis and Aether talk about the recent signings including JT Realmuto back to the Phillies and for some reason Kike Hernandez to the Red Sox for multiple years.

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Theme Music: Take Me Out to the Ball Game - Arranged and Performed by Sharkshavery