I Wear The Pants

I Wear The Pants

Join Pedro and Patty as they dive into the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes heated moments of married life. From navigating parenthood and everyday relationship challenges to debating TV shows and sharing comedic takes on life’s little dramas. ”I Wear The Pants” is a fun, relatable, and unfiltered look at modern love, parent life, and everything in between. Expect laughter, honest conversations, and the occasional playful argument as this dynamic duo proves there’s always room for humour in love.

Episodes

March 25, 2025 17 mins

This week on I Wear the Pants, Pedro kicks things off by sharing a horror child care story making headlines. Pedro and Patty go down the conspiracy rabbit-hole of the pyramids of Giza and if that wasn’t enough, Pedro spills the beans on an awkward (and hilarious) incident that happened to him on a plane.

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In this episode of I Wear The Pants Pedro shares an story about the time he thought he was about to get bashed by UFC fighters. Meanwhile, Patty introduces an amazing app for mums to connect with other mums, offering a space to share advice, support, and build a community of peers.


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March 11, 2025 13 mins

In this episode of I Wear The Pants Patty shares an experience when a Greek psychic predicted her future by reading her coffee cup! Then, Pedro dives into a personal story, revealing how he overcame his allergies, only to take us down an emotional path where he opens up about the hardships of his school days, including having to steal food just to survive.

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March 4, 2025 15 mins

In this episode of I Wear the Pants, Pedro and Patty catch up with their listeners and share the latest on their little one! They dive into baby milestones, including their experience with trying out new allergens. Pedro also shares exciting news about his new food stand venture. Meanwhile, Patty brings up a viral Abbie Chatfield video that sparks a fiery debate about house chores and who should really be pulling their weight at ho...

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February 18, 2025 15 mins
In this episode of I Wear the Pants, Patty cant believe how fake WWE looks. Pedro also shares a surprising photography trick that photographers use to determine whether someone is considered "ugly". Pedro also gets personal, opening up about his deep feelings of missing his home country and the intense struggle of finding his identity as an immigrant.
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February 11, 2025 15 mins
In this episode, Pedro is back with some practical advice on how to save money this Valentine’s Day, sharing his top tips on how not to break the bank. He also opens up about missing the “newborn stage”. Plus, they dive into the drama-filled world of MAFS, breaking down the biggest moment from this season, Jake's comments.
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February 4, 2025 17 mins
In this episode of I Wear The Pants, Pedro and Patty open up about fancy restaurants feeling too stiff and awkward, while Pedro shares a game-changing money-saving hack. The conversation also takes a quirky turn as Patty confesses her wild fear of aliens hiding in the walls.
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January 28, 2025 22 mins
We're back, baby! In this episode of 'I wear the Pants', Pedro spills the beans on an unforgettable public mishap — yes, Patty did pee herself in public (and he’s got the details). But that’s not all — the couple dives into their baby’s milestone moments over the holidays, sharing sweet and funny “firsts” that will melt your heart. Pedro also takes a moment to call out a quirky habit Patty’s picked up that’s driving him crazy (hint...
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December 17, 2024 18 mins
In this episode of I Wear the Pants, Pedro and Patty dive into a conversation about an innovative device that could literally save your baby’s life—how does it work, and why isn’t every parent using it yet? Patty also puts Pedro on the hot seat, reading out the holiday jobs he dreads every year. But that's not all! Pedro calls out some of Patty's most baffling comments that leave him scratching his head—and trust us, there are plen...
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December 10, 2024 15 mins
In this hilarious new episode of I Wear The Pants, Pedro and Patty dive into their own custom version of Spotify Wrapped — Baby Wrapped! They break down the latest stats on their baby such as; how many times they pee, poo, cry, and feed in a day. It's a funny, relatable, and slightly ridiculous deep dive into their baby’s performance metrics  Thye also discuss whether or not they'll be buying each other presents this year and as al...
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December 3, 2024 22 mins
In this episode of I Wear the Pants, Patty and Pedro are back sharing their top 5 tips for getting your baby to sleep through the night—because who doesn’t need a little more sleep? But it’s not all smooth sailing—Patty calls out Pedro for his “fad” diet obsession, while Pedro puts Patty’s joke-processing skills to the ultimate test.
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November 26, 2024 11 mins
In this episode of I Wear the Pants Podcast, Pedro and Patty dive into a lively debate about the decline of quality Christmas movies. They also tackle the age-old question of whether it's the man or woman's responsibility to change the bathroom pad bin. The couple reflects on their 10-year anniversary, and Pedro can't resist asking Patty why she puts Greek yogurt on everything!
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November 19, 2024 14 mins
In this episode of the “I Wear the Pants” podcast, Pedro and Patty dive into their personal journey of starting a family. They share the technique they used to conceive and they offer insights into the process and things they learnt along the way. Tune in for an honest, real conversation about the road to pregnancy and the power of teamwork.
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November 12, 2024 25 mins
In this episode of the 'I Wear the Pants' podcast, Pedro and Patty engage in a discussion about whether women deserve push presents. Patty also shares her recent discovery of a new "ick" in men. Pedro announces his retirement from attending weddings and offers insights into what "the boys" talk about during their hangouts.
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November 5, 2024 13 mins
In this episode of the “I Wear the Pants” podcast, Patty recounts another terrible driving story and she also outlines her household rules for Pedro, while he raises concerns about Patty's online shopping habits.
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October 28, 2024 15 mins
In the first episode of the “I Wear the Pants” podcast, Pedro and Patty open up about good and bad of being first time parents. Pedro also tests Patty's IQ with a fun game!
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