KAWPS The Podcast

We had to cut a little bit of the intro bc it got too good. We promise that won’t happen again.

After another ridiculous and normal headline roundup, we update yall on some of our favorite cops. Then, we discuss Oklahoma cops refusing to return a man’s ATV, Milwaukee cops who refuse to stop completely ransacking a couples house even though they know they’re getting swatted, a NY cop going thru someone’s mail ...

What an episode! After a longer than average headline roundup, we discuss our main stories of the week. We got Detroit cops who can't stop shooting themselves, cities replacing their Flock ALPR cameras with Axon ALPR cameras, police drones chasing around innocent people, cops worried that WE might be using Meta glasses to record THEM, and finally some senseless police on police crime.

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Ashton's back. It's early, and the studio stinks.

This week, we got a Houston cop shooting 14 shots at women outside of a club the boys used to perform stand-up comedy at. Followed by the story of Houston cop Gerald Goines, one of the craziest police corruption stories you've never heard of.

Then its Florida cops setting up a decoy Flock camera to catch a vandal, plus an Oklahoma cop and his wife secretly moving in with and stealin...

Very happy to have special guest Sameer Naseem (Halal Cartels Podcast) on the show. We discuss Pennsylvania police taking some adorable little girls to court for breaking a swing chain, Georgia cops pursuing an old man for picking up $30 from the ground at Wal Mart, North Carolina cops forcing themselves into a woman’s home for access to her Ring doorbell camera, St Louis cops wildly shooting at teenagers after a house party,...

Another one. This time we start with Jaffer and Ashton resuming their argument about UFOs, except now Ashton has watched a documentary (The Age of Disclosure). After this is finally put to rest (for now), they turn to the police. After updating y'all on the cop who was planning a mass shooting in New Orleans, the cop who killed John Mendoza Jr. in Houston, and the many, many stories about cops abusing Flock, they dive into the focu...

The boys started a bit off the rails on this one. Ashton and Jaffer discuss UFOs, grills getting punched out in Houston, and eventually the police news of the week.

After another normal insane week of police headlines, they dive into some more interesting stories of the week: A Tennessee congressional candidate getting his hands dirty and shooting down his districts Flock cameras with a gun, New Orleans police deciding to implement...

Ashton and Jaffer had a fun weekend together and provide a spoiler-free discussion of the new Spider-Man movie and also Israel's relations with Armenia. Then, after going through the headlines, the boys focus in on the thrilling breaking story of the LAPD cop facing 13 years in jail after secretly recording fellow cops being racist, sexist, and homophobic. Then we discuss the tragic death last week of a black, unarmed teenager name...

The boys drop in for an early recording this week (Friday instead of Sunday) but luckily for us all, the cops worked extra hard in a shorter amount of time to give us more than enough horrifying material to work with for an episode.

First, we have a fun one: cop attempts to shoot dog, misses, hits cop (cop is OK). Then we talk about the infuriating death of Joan Duran Guerrero at the hands of ICE. Next, two new dystopian stories abo...

It finally seems we're hitting a critical mass when it comes the police's new Flock ALPR cameras. Communities are having town halls, city council meetings, and even going rogue and tearing the cameras down themselves. This is because in the short time police have had access to these camera networks, they have wrecked havoc on their communities: spying, stalking, and falsely arresting people state to state. We talk about the issue a...

We got a fun ("fun"?) one for y'all. After discussing Jaffer's horrific injury, the boys go through the police headline roundup of the week, followed by a slew of new stories. First, a police chief responds to a sugar daddy request on Facebook. One thing leads to another and he's hit with murder charges. Then we discuss the horrifying death of Darius Jervon Chappell, mauled to death in Tennessee by a police k-9 while he was restrai...

Ashton can't put eye drops in his eyes and has trouble swallowing pills. Can he call himself an adult?

After going through the headlines of the week, Jaffer and Ashton discuss four specific stories: a New Orleans cop beating up a podcaster who was critical of him (yikes), the DEA in Albuquerque intentionally allowing hundreds of thousands of fentanyl pills to flood the city, the terrifying sentences given to the Prarieland ICE deten...

What a week of police news. After the roundup of police misconduct headlines, we dive into a very wide array of stories. We got a Michigan cop who can't seem to stop robbing trading card stores, a cop famous for abusing the vulnerable with feces gets promoted, an Ohio city retires its robot cop, and we talk about the senseless killing of one year old Kohen Wiley in Mississippi.

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The Knicks won the title in five games. Unfortunately, the police were still busy committing crimes, so we had to record another episode.

This week on KAWPS, we kick things off with an especially packed police misconduct headline roundup before digging into several major stories from around the country. We cover the bizarre incident in Pasadena where officers accidentally shot each other during alleged off-duty "horseplay," examine ...

Cops did a bunch of crazy stuff this week:

- Utah cops go to war for a CEO of stolen Legos

- Louisville cop fatally shoots unarmed, completely naked man (RIP Martin Nitzken Jr.)

- Cop gets arrested after pulling his gun on a fellow cop for microwaving fish

- Arkansas cop has to resign after racist texts come during divorce proceeding

- Indiana cops continually go undercover to bust massage parlor, then lose $30k they confiscate

- Alab...

DISCLAIMER: We don't have any inside knowledge on whether or not the cop this episode centers on was lying or not about his overdose, we are simply making fun of the news for not providing any skepticism on a very suspicious story, and acknowledging the many occasions when experts have had to weigh in and state that it is extremely unlikely a cop can overdose from just simply being around fentanyl.

That being said, we got a very fun...

So much to talk about this episode. Jaffer and Ashton are in tears talking about the Detroit boomer cop who can't seem to stop accidentally posting explicit photos and videos on Facebook, denying he did it (and denying all his accusers - separate issue). We got the San Francisco DA refusing to press charges on four Baltimore cop who allegedly gang assaulted a woman in SF. More cops arresting sober drivers, including one who stole h...