Sleep With Me
Insomnia? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you up? Tune in for a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems and progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep. So get in bed, press play, close your eyes, and drift off into dreamland.
Episodes
Forget about finely oiled, I’m just trying to become a finally oiled machine. These intros should help, though, as they guide you off to dreamland while I talk for the umpteenth time about Oscar the Grouch’s legs.
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This safe place has been pre-stretched by lasers to be extra safe and cozy while intro after intro buffs the path to dreamland like turtle wax on a pair of Zubaz.
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Drift off as our intro reclaims bog sand and Eleanor holds doors to enable your snores.
This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E11 (”What’s My Motivation”) and S1 E12 (”Mindy St. Claire”).
This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me...
Like the sweet sounds of melodious butter, this story should melt comfortable in your sleepy ears. A real conversation with Roman Mars about bedtime stories leads down a meandering road to me pitching my challenge coin belt on a seltzer movie.
This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join S...
Have I found the right language to describe these new horizons in brick building? Buddy, I’m not sure about anything.
Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Project! Let me know if you donate or purchase something from an auction, and you’ll have the chance to win some SWM swag and the LEGO kit from this episode!
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We find out the origin of Stan’s name and it is full of numerals, running on and on like the sweet humming at the back of the fridge that keeps your dreams cool…as cool as the James Dean of soda machines.
This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleep...
The perfumed scent of dreamland will lull you off to sleep as a lullaby of bells shares another tale of Noir Chardonnay.
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Nestle into your own personal la-lair as I try to understand a master plan that is also just an instruction manual for a different kind of I Spy game.
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Slip into a neon ship as Carole King takes the funk out of bedtime.
This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus
Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Project! Let me know if you donate or purchase...
Me and a teacup talk about acts of service in song in a way that’ll be as sweet and sleepy as that famous gray stuff.
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Victory won’t be hollow but it might be holo tonight as the Starship Vortex, er, Voyager takes you off to dreamland while I try figure out the market for replicated apples.
This episode is a sleepy recap of Star Trek: Voyager S7 E20 (”Author, Author”).
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Stan and Scooter have to deal with a mac and cheesy situation full of spaghetti ohs!
Heads up, there’s some descriptions of food in the second half of the episode.
This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus
Our story comes to an end as Vic and Frankie get some sleep and Walton heads back to his sister.
This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable references to the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. These topics may not be sleepy for all listeners.
This episode originally aired on Sleep With Me Plus. If you’d like to hear more bonus episodes (and get episod...
A slew of second stories will act like steps to dreamland as my neighbor Ray talks about hotel history, walkin’ for the fun of it, and nice, flat pillows.
This episode was recorded on location, so it features some background noise like air conditioning, distant voices, and traffic sounds. There’s also some brief descriptions of food near the end. If that’s not your cup of tea, feel free to skip this one and listen ...
Tonight’s story will have you dancing across the sky like the cream inside some breaking clouds. A tower watches the traffic to a magical place with mud bogs and Rudolph.
This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus
Would you care for a bedtime story, m’lays? Well, we’ve got one here, care of Sundries Supervisor, that should provide a safe place to find dreamland while Scooter drones on about music festivals and a hot tub that’s all soap.
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Somehow my ability to explain brick-building instructions has become even more convoluted, but that’s okay because where there’s a will, there’s a forte.
Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Project! Let me know if you donate or purchase something from an auction, and you’ll have the chance to win some SWM swag and the LEGO kit from this episode!
Soft Serve vs Frozen Yogurt vs Ice Cream will be the swirls that ladle the cream into your dream.
This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E9 (”…Someone Likes Me as a Member”) and S1 E10 (”Chidi’s Choice”).
This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you...
Swirls of cyan and magenta and black show us the way to dreamland as Scooter tells some stories about pulling from the Meh Pile and getting the first three free.
These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.
These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “...
Wave upon tasty wave will buoy you along as Scooter tries to fill the empty pail of his mind with thoughts on loofahs, bamboo chimes, and going Full Limbic. Enjoy this collection of intros for the holiday weekend!
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