Dumb People Town

Comedian and writer Josh Gondelman (Positive Reinforcement) stops by as Jason describes how a woman shoved nachos down her wife's during a drunken argument, Randy explains why a driver snuck into an airport and pulled up next to a plane on the tarmac, and Daniel warns that Arizona might have more than one Penisman graffiti artist, and so much more!

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Comedian and musician Avery Pearson (Give It Up) stops by as Randy describes why a grandmother was prosecuted for destroying a neighbor's lawn gnome, Jason explains how a man stole a fire dept. vehicle and nearly flooded New Prague, and Daniel warns against dressing like Michael Jackson and robbing banks, and so much more!

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Comedian, actor, and podcaster Steph Tolev (Filth Queen, Steph Infection podcast on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes a man that was found floating down a Portland river on a makeshift raft, Jason explains why a medical clinic receives unsolicited urine samples, and Randy warns against calling 9-1-1 against a stripper because she won't have sex for money, and so much more!

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Comedian and musician Henry Phillips (https://henryphillips.com/) stops by as Daniel describes why a pool in a luxury New York City condo has been pooped in, Jason explains how a man tried to sneak an invasive species of turtle through airport security in his pants, and Randy warns against getting shot by your dog in your sleep, and so much more!

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Comedian, actor, and writer Kiran Deol (JOYSUCK) stops by as Randy describes how a New York man lit sex toys on fire, sparking a neighborhood blaze, Daniel explains why a man pooped on wigs in a store, and Jason warns against bring cocaine to DisneyWorld, and so much more!

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Comedian/actor/podcaster/author Paul Scheer (Joyful Recollections Of Trauma) stops by as Randy describes a couple that is planning a dolphin-assisted birth, Jason explains why Ohio police found a raccoon in a car with a meth pipe in its mouth, and Daniel warns about betting against a man willing to get breast implants, and so much more!

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Comedian Dean Delray (5836) stops by as Daniel describes a woman who spends crazy sums of money of water for her spoiled dog, Randy explains why a funeral home in Albany, Australia created a truck hearse, and Jason revels in a man who led police on a chase who once caught offered the officers vodka spritzers and asked if they had fun, and so much more!

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Comedian and podcaster Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We're Here To Help) stops by as Randy describes how an influencer defends faking her own kidnapping, Jason explains why a Kansas man wants to legalize raccoons as pets, and Daniel warns against leaving your phone open around a 2 year old, and so much more!

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Actor Chris Sullivan (That Was Us podcast) stops by as Jason describes why a Chinese man is suing his girlfriend over a child birth simulation, Randy explains how a screaming Southwest passenger stripped naked during a mental breakdown, and Daniel warns vandalizing food delivery robots, and so much more!

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Comedian/actress/podcaster Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) stops by as Randy describes why a mother demands that Poundland change their logo, Jason explains how a Florida man with an ankle monitor told police that he can't go to jail due to his curfew, and Daniel warns laying on the beach while a certain sheriff's vehicle is near, and so much more!

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Comedian and actor Jay Mohr (https://www.jaymohr.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a Florida man stole an ambulance in a beer-fueled rage, Daniel explains why a Florida woman told a deputy that getting arrested was on her "bucket list," and Randy warns against slicing a man's face with a Pringles can, and Jay tells an amazing Al Pacino story, and so much more!

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Comedian and actress Mary Lynn Rajskub (North Of North, 24, Mr. Show, Always Sunny, Tour dates) stops by as Daniel describes how a "Do Not Buy This House Before Talking To Me" sign ended up next to a house for sale, Randy explains how a woman was arrested for hit and run after her car hit a low-hanging tree branch, and Jason warns driving drunk while looking at naked women on FaceTime and getting stuck on train tracks, and so much ...

Star of Deli Boys on Hulu, Asif Ali, stops by as Daniel describes a soldier so drunk that he stole a double decker bus to drive home, Jason explains why a Florida man in a clown costume was arrested fro trespassing, and Randy warns that getting a tattoo of a machete on your face might make you use a machete on someone, and so much more!

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Comedian Luke Null (Pretty Songs, Dirty Words) stops by as Daniel describes a woman that stole a jacket that was actually a piece of art on the wall at the Picasso Museum in Paris, Randy explains why a woman was arrested at an Indiana Applebee's over an "All You Can Eat" dispute, and Jason warns against vandalizing the wrong car after a breakup, and so much more! Luke plays a song!

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