No Utes In The Valet
What happens when a city-bred celebrity stylist and a country raised four-time AFL premiership hero collide? Chaos, chemistry and cultural carnage. No Utes in the Valet is the fast talking, fashion-meets-footy podcast nobody asked for but everyone will binge. Elliot Garnaut lives in a world of couture, champagne and chauffeur drop-offs. Isaac Smith, premiership powerhouse and Norm Smith medallist, prefers a stubby, a snag, and the back of a Hilux. Think Ab Fab meets The Front Bar, served with a side of sibling-like bickering. Proving true friendship can be found in unlikely places.
Episodes
Not sure what to wear to the Melbourne Cup Carnival? Elliot and Isaac are breaking down the dress codes for all four race days, with a little help from Elliot's fashion expertise.
From the timeless black-and-white tradition of Victoria Derby Day to the bold colours and statement looks of Lexus Melbourne Cup Day, the boys share thei...
Bec Harding has officially married Andy Lee in New York City, and we've got the exclusive pre-wedding conversation!
Just 24 hours before flying to Manhattan for one of Australia's most talked-about celebrity weddings of 2026, Rebecca "Bec" Harding joined her best friend, celebrity stylist Elliot Garnaut, and four-time AFL premiersh...
New York, according to Bec Harding.
In this quick-fire mini episode, Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith are joined by Bec Harding as she shares her ultimate NYC hit list. From iconic Italian restaurants and late-night burgers to boutique hotels, hidden art galleries and must-visit shopping destinations, consider this your insider's guide to the city that never sleeps.
Bec's NYC hit list:
Where to stay
- The Bow...
The Melbourne Cup Carnival is changing, and Victoria Racing Club CEO Kylie Rogers is right at the centre of it.
This week, Isaac Smith and Elliot Garnaut sit down with Kylie to go inside the 2026 Melbourne Cup Carnival at Flemington, from the celebrities, fashion and famous Birdcage to world-class racing, live music, food and the evolution of one of Australia’s biggest sporting events.
Kylie reveals how the VRC is balancing m...
It’s Brownlow week, which means footy and fashion are officially sharing the spotlight.
In this special Brownlow edition of No Utes in the Valet, Elliot and Isaac make their predictions for one of the biggest nights on the AFL calendar, just from very different perspectives.
Elliot takes on the red carpet, revealing the designers he’s hoping to see, the trends he predicts will dominate the night and who he thinks could ta...
Elliot Garnaut is away gallivanting around London, so Lucy Nettlefold, founder of Twofold Media, steps into the valet alongside four-time AFL premiership player Isaac Smith.
With September in full swing, Isaac and Lucy unpack why Melbourne becomes the sporting capital of the world at this time of year. They discuss the enormous arrival of the NFL in Australia, why the San Francisco 49ers and Los Angeles Rams have taken completely di...
In this mini-episode, Elliot and Issie are joined by Lucy to dive into a lively debate on icks, dealbreakers, and a few backstage secrets. The trio breaks down the definition of an "ick," tackles egg farming, answers burning listener questions about the 2026 Logies, and wraps up with an official footy finals premiership prediction.
Follow No Utes in the Valet for more conversations covering AFL, sport, fashion, celebrity news, pop c...
This week, the boys are celebrating Father’s Day by turning the spotlight on the men who made them who they are today - their dads.
Isaac and Elliot open up about growing up with very different dads, the values, quirks and sayings they've inherited from them, and the lessons they've carried into their own lives.
And then things get unexpectedly emotional when the boys surprise each other with voice notes from their dads, sharin...
This week, Elliot and Isaac unpack their most ridiculous impulse purchases from a very shiny Birkin to a Ryan Gosling-inspired jacket ordered straight after watching Project Hail Mary. Plus, they talk book clubs, and review Pretty Woman the musical.
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This week, the boys are joined by Lucy for a very special Logies edition, going behind the scenes of Australia’s biggest night of television to reveal what really happens once the cameras stop rolling.
Elliot and Lucy have a combined 25 years of Logies experience between them, from dressing celebrities and working the red carpet to managing talent, publicity teams and the chaos happening behind the curtain.
From the bizarre re...
This week’s mini ep is a bit of everything, from what we’ve been watching lately to partying in Ibiza, Australian artists taking over Europe, American politics and the status symbols we’ve officially grown out of.
We chat about a recent George Clooney film that got us thinking about fame, relationships and the lives we build around success, before getting into the very high-production world of Ibiza residencies (an...
Season 2 has already delivered huge guests, viral moments and more chaos than Isaac and Elliot can properly remember, so it is time for the official No Utes in the Valet mid-year report card.
This week, the boys are joined by their friend and behind-the-scenes confidante Lucy for an honest assessment of who is having the better year. Isaac is balancing AFL commentary, family life and a wife who wants another child, while Elliot refl...
Nadia Fairfax joins Isaac and Elliot just four days before her due date for a conversation spanning influencer culture, creativity, elite sport, family and her unexpected obsession with rugby league.
As one of Australia’s original social media personalities, Nadia reflects on helping build an industry before “influencer” was even a recognised job title. She explains why the word has become almost a slur, what separ...
On this weeks Mini Ep the boys jump between some of the internet's strangest headlines, nostalgic childhood memories, book recommendations and a quick AFL check-in.
In this episode:
- A luxury fashion house has created a handbag made from T-Rex skin. The boys debate whether a bag worth €300,000–€500,000 is groundbreaking... or just plain ugly.
- The surprisingly addictive travel game one of the boys swears by (and buys in bulk a...
This week on No Utes in the Valet, Isaac Smith and Elliott celebrate one year of questionable texts, uncomfortable challenges and somehow surviving each other’s company.
Isaac opens up about confronting fear as a parent, sharing the difficult experience of navigating hearing tests and health concerns for his children, and the lessons elite sport taught him about leaning on your support network when life gets tough.
Then, in a s...
Off Campus Spiced Up Issie's Sex Life
In this weeks mini ep we're catching up on life, diving back into your questions and debriefing the TV show that spiced up Issie's sex life.
We also recommend one of our favourite shows right now, share an update on Elliot's recovery from a broken leg,
Plus, we answer your questions on:
- Whether we'd ever go back to music festivals
- Can you actually meet someone at the footy... specifically the MC...
The FIFA World Cup is here, and No Utes in the Valet is officially getting invested.
In this World Cup for Dummies edition, Elliot gives Isaac the crash course every new football fan needs: what the World Cup actually is, why the games matter so much, why a 1–0 scoreline can be more dramatic than a shootout, and how penalty shootouts turn an entire country into a nervous wreck.
With the 2026 FIFA World Cup bringing 48 teams, 10...
Lewi Brown returns to No Utes in the Valet for this special mini episode. The former NRL player turned Earl's Collection founder reflects on the journey from professional sport to building one of Australia's most respected fashion brands. From seeing his own ASICS football boot on the field for the first time to the lessons he learned from mentors like Ivan Cleary, Lewi shares insights on gratitude, creativity, leadership, and what...
Lewi Brown went from professional rugby league player to one of Australia's most influential fashion founders. In this episode of No Utes in the Valet, he opens up about retiring from football on 199 NRL games, building Earl's Collection from scratch, overcoming personal tragedy, and creating one of the most talked-about collaborations in Australian fashion with ASICS. Alongside Isaac and Elliot, he explores the crossover between s...
What happens when an AFL premiership player swaps the footy field for the runway at Australian Fashion Week?
Pure chaos Perfection!
This week on No Utes In The Valet, Elliot and Isaac unpack the moment that somehow took over Australian media after Isaac walked for Christian Kimber at Australian Fashion Week.
What started as a joke between mates quickly spiralled into headlines, group chat carnage, and one of the most uncomfortable ex...
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