Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.

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August 27, 2025 67 mins

Chris Milkman is back and he brought farts! In addition to that fart-based content, we also have another installment of Brain War: Ear War. Please enjoy!

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What we have here are some high school Yearbook Bios from N. Quincy, MA in 2004. Also, a very special installment of Backmasking!

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August 13, 2025 89 mins

Here's one that goes waaaaay back to 2018. The 11th episode! And don't you worry, slimes, we'll be back with a brand new banger next week!

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August 6, 2025 63 mins

Today we're talking about football! Well, just the funny names of the players. But we also have some Masshole townie smut to discuss, a Wormdate, and some bootleg DVD summaries, among other things. Thanks for listening!

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July 30, 2025 56 mins

Listen, this episode is a little messy. We're sorry, it was a weird day. It's still worth listening to, of course, but next week we'll do better. Promise.

This episode includes Brain War: Ear War, The Fuck He Said??, and a Spelling Bee.

Thanks for listening!

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Check out what our good friends at the Cryptic Cocktail Party podcast are up to! More info HERE.


Original episode description:

"Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week, we dive into some relatively recent Scottish folklore and talk about the absolutely nightmarish entity known as the Gurning Man of Glasgow. Is he just a man? A ghost? Or something interdimensional? We have no idea. But we try to f...

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July 23, 2025 70 mins

We need to talk about Nick Adams some more. Unfortunately. We have some other assorted goofs runnin' wild, culminating in a truly exquisite Pervert Proverbs!

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Here's a rerun from all the way back in 2018 in which Curtis interviews a couple of townies who have witnessed the infamous cryptid called The Whisker Man! We're reposting it because it's great, but also because we want to (eventually) do a follow up. Enjoy!

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July 16, 2025 60 mins

We take a look at some YouTube comments from ASMR Reiki videos, what a treat! Also, stick around for some brand new Tindergarten Cops!

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July 9, 2025 34 mins

Somebody call Roger Eggbert, we got another bona fide hit on our hands!

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July 2, 2025 55 mins

Here comes a fresh Slime Capsule covering Pyramids, followed by Googie Reviewbies! Also, The Liver King is back in the headlines and Tim Allen is grunting again...

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June 25, 2025 72 mins

Don't miss this one, folks! We got a Truckdate, Bigfoot Update, an analysis of new Gen-Z lingo, and The Book of 2 Chainz. Type shit.

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June 11, 2025 66 mins

Ever wanted to be a "demon fluffer?" You're not alone. Listen all about it in a brand new installment of Groff The Chain! We also have some excellent Pervert Proverbs to get you goin' buckwiiiiild.

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June 4, 2025 73 mins

Googie Reviewbies and Can I Aks You A Quession, B? are ready to bust! Then we have a nice conversation with a ChatGPT robot that culminates in some Mad Libs.

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May 28, 2025 54 mins

"Jesus walked so the Ford F-150 could roll coal."

-Anomonish


This episode contains multitudes. You'll hear about trucks and ghosts and Kid Rock... so on and so forth.

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May 21, 2025 50 mins

Guess what? We are back and so is Butter Man!

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May 7, 2025 63 mins

Slime Capsule: Cavemans is the main event for today. But first, check out some New Age Nonsense and a little gorilla violence!

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April 30, 2025 64 mins

Making a Muscle Boy is back and thiccer than ever! Also keep an ear out for Truckdate and Missed Connections. Thanks for listening!

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April 23, 2025 76 mins

What will Justy Boy do once he dawns the Pope hat? What was up with all those unused dwarfs? Are you manipulating time to make passive income in your 26 day work week? All the answers you seek, and many superb Pervert Proverbs, lie within...

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April 16, 2025 53 mins

Are you ready to join the "Go Brown" movement that's sweeping the nation? Then listen up! We're talking about shit-derived energy that can easily power your underground bunker when Baba Vanga's predictions come true.

Also... Googie Reviewbies!

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