Clever Name Podcast

Clever Name Podcast

Clever Name Podcast is a "comedy" podcast with hot takes and unfunny commentary. We are like the ugly chick in the hot friend group, extremely unappealing but when you run out of options we are always here.

Episodes

October 6, 2025 138 mins

Ryan is living like an African child without water for over a day, we are still getting screwed over by the Canada post strike so we play a game to see what jobs in Canada make less than what the Canada post employees are asking for. We have been banned for Youtube yet again for making fun of Benjamin Netanyahu, Our stock in One pound fish coin is up and we found the completive slur ranking site for Team Fortress 2. We rank some ra...

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Martin got Ryan more gifts for his birthday, Ryan has new cards to show off and Martin wants to try some pickle Pepsi. We open mail form the PO box, we design some new auto blow ideas. We guess the penis size by country, we check our stock portfolio. Irish police don't know how to speak polish, a man in Ontario has hate speech on his front lawn. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast

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Martin brings Ryan a birthday candle that smells like bussy, movies are all rug pulls now and Martin gets a feet video. Pedal files will be put to death under the Ryan administration, Ryan is having the worst week of his life and is taking out on everyone. Every ends with an elephant walk. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLAC...

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September 15, 2025 108 mins

Martin and Ryan are back and talking videos games, tree forts and p*ssholes. We play race georguessr, we are updated on Martins trans neighbor and we see if we can fit on a ride with a plus sized park hoppers and Artty give us another pokemon to guess. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name PodcastTHIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL UNEDITED SHOW IS ON h...

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Ryan had another mentally scarring moment, the cover of champagne supernova was released for copywrite and Ryan was shopping for sweaters and found a c*ck lock. Martin lives next door to the trans baby r*pist and wants to join the protest. We play the newlywed game and run our first ever Tim Hortons Commercial. Martin blind ranks some stuff and we opens the most offensive trading cards on earth. All this and so much more on this we...

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September 1, 2025 106 mins

We are in STUDIO together and we give the gift of pit vipers. Martin gains some white privilege, a Polish fighter pilot does some maneuvers and our patinated sport "Fradminton" has been stolen and renamed to frennis. Whales are getting hand release at the zoo so they dont r*ape relatives. Ryan shows all this gifts he wants for his birthday and Canada is home to the new Indian rap scene. All this and NEW SET OF CARDS ARE RELEASED on...

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August 25, 2025 103 mins

Blake is back from a creed concert, Ryans got some pit vipers and Martin got a speeding ticket from a clanker. Jess/Jeff is missing and we think she/he might be dead in a suitcase. We play everyones favorite game "guess Blakes shit" while we look at pictures of ryans colorful shit. MSN is telling Ryan why his autism is causing him to have no friends, Africa has made a tesla bot and Black face is back on this weeks Clever Name Podca...

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August 18, 2025 94 mins

Ryan, Martin, Dodds and Blake are back despite some issues. Clankers are out to get Ryan and almost took his life this week, Beer a Beer last weeks was a crash out and we recap it. We try to find out WTF is going in in the WTF video of the week and Blake checks in on Japan. Finally we play heads up with celebrities and evil people on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITE...

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Martin is a little bitch and cant handle a needle, Ryans cover of Oasis was so good it was DMCA'd and the no bread cheese cheese sandwich is the future. We do the first official "jess shitty video", we rank some racism and we play Bob Ross or H*tler where we guess the artist of a painting. Dodds is live at Boot and Hearts reporting live on the scene and we give our take on the dildos at the WNBA. All this and so much ...

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August 4, 2025 86 mins

WE ARE BACK in the studio and Ryan has made the music video to end all music videos. We ponder our lives to Oasis for awhile and then play "Labor or Lover" where we guess if women are having an orgasm or giving birth. Ryan gives Martin some presents including his Little Guy Slab card. Ryan and his girlfriend Crystal made a video cooking two sandwiches for Martin to end and judge. All this and so much more on this stomach churning e...

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July 28, 2025 104 mins

Massive drama has gone down over the week and we discuss what happened. Sandwich 3 is coming and Ryan has a fun time getting prepared. Jeets are in the streets and 3 times Ryan was caught in traffic because a truck caught on fire. New website is up and running, new cards are revealed including the newest slab card. A man was kicked off a plan for wearing a Trudeau shirt, Canada is prepping for 911 2 and Jeff is back with some sh*tt...

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July 21, 2025 95 mins

Ryan discovers he has untreated Marfan Disease, Fat Ocho Martin drops the song of the summer and Ryan gets a bug high. We find Martins dream job that pays 1.2 million USD a year just to live in a light house, butt babies are the kid of the future and try to make one first. Ryan has some 4 am finds, Artty brings us some new art work and a Russian man has a lot of confidence in his Lada. All this and a trans woman in a diaper on this...

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July 14, 2025 109 mins

Graded Slab Cards are now available and we show off some of our favorites. Ryan invents a even cooler vape for the kids and we open our first official package from the PO Box. New changes to podcastsaregay.com are coming, the UK has a cousin marrying problem and we get some more pokemon parody art from @arttycuno for our custom cards. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF TH...

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Shrek Rave is coming to Canada so Ryan and Martin Start Planning a roadtrip. We play another round of DO NOT LAUGH and perform poorly. Ryan has been watching girl wink their butth*les on Instagram and the big Sow vs Niggemann fight happened this weekend. All this and Ryan doses Big P*ssy from Sopranos on this weeks Clever Name PodcastTHIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FU...

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Its the return of Comrade and we star the show off with some horrible video that can only be shown on podcastsaregay.com. Comrade show us his epic Heely skate video and we invent the future of walking technology. We play Soup, Salad Sandwich or ravioli again and we open one of the greatest offensive card packs ever. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE ...

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June 23, 2025 130 mins

Martin and Ryan are back with a visit from Dodds hunting cracks. Pamala Anderson has fallen off and Ryan has her original Playboy magazine. Martin finds his long lost sister, we learn the history of Noah Knigga and we watch a Dwarf boxing match. We do a quick gauntlet, open the newest pack of Clever Name Cards and we DO NOT laugh at the rainbow camp commercial. All this and a lady cries because she got crop dusted on this weeks Cle...

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Martin and Ryan are back with some fresh new clothes and a framed jersey. We get an update from 6 years ago from Pee Pee Poo Poo Man and the lady who popped her t*tty and got sepsis. We guess the crime from the mug shot, a lady suck in a cigarette and we watch another Brawl-Mart fight. Air Canada crashes in India, La riots are looking pretty fun and A man is breaking the record for popcorn popped in a room live. All this and more o...

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Martin and Ryan are back with one of the stupidest things we have ever purchased. Ryan finds some things at 4 am and Martin writes a new song about frogs. Ryan spoils the storyline of Final Destination Bloodlines and says the most woke thing he has ever said. Some lady turns her p*ssy inside out and flaming bulls have learned to climb tables. Plus Sized Park Hoppers are hear to show us they can fit in a restaurant and Instagram t*t...

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Martin and Ryan are live in studio together to crack open the year old fart jar with a twist, we check out the mid*et strippers and the H*tler ice-cream cones in India. Martin does the cheese gauntlet trying to guess horrible cheese combinations. Sydney Sweeney puts out a bathwater infused soap line with dr squatch and also has a jerkable s*x scene. New n*dity meta has dropped on Instagram and its body paint. All this and so much m...

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May 26, 2025 94 mins

Martin is in a power outage for the past 3 days, Canada has fallen and the postal system need trans surgeries. Poland has a competitive whipping league, Indians are starting to realize that Canada has been ruined and we find the knigga jersey we always wanted. Monkeys are legal to own in our area and Hyundai released an exo skeleton. All this and Dodds takes us on a tour of a farm on this weeks Clever Name Podcasts.

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