SCP Archives
Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki
Episodes
SCP-3456 is currently uncontained. All attempts to contain or neutralize it have failed. Research into methods for containment is ongoing. Personnel who observe the entity are to be treated with Class G amnestics, and must be treated at facilities with at least one freshwater stream, river, or lake within 1 kilometer of the site.
CW’s: War, natural disasters, supernatural, body horror
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April 19-22
Plane Jester, ...
SCP 7002's "wish" must not be granted.
Content Warnings: End of the world, Environmental collapse, Mass starvation, Mind control
Patrons
April 16-18
Skye Gunter, Sarah McKinney, Hyperion, Tatum, Sami Kader.
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-7002 was written by bigslothonmyface
Script by Kevin Whitlock
Narrator - Jon Grilz
Computer - Rissa Montańez
...
SCP 2467 is a large ocean vessel approximately 300 meters in length and 45 meters in width. The ship bears the nameplate "Toluca",The prefix "DV" was added later in red spray paint.
Content Warnings: Gun violence, Mild language, Descriptions of blood and gore, Abductions, thalassophobia
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April 12-15
Breanna Bryce, Local Dumbass, Paul Theys, John Doe, Riverlynn Clemintir, Cale Buns
Cast & Crew
SCP A...
SCP-8987 is a series of alleged anomalous occurrences and phenomena within the Red Brook Mine, located in Dutch Mountain, Pennsylvania.
Content Warnings: Blood, labor rights violations, doppelgangers, earthquakes, loud noises-explosions, claustrophobia, supernatural.
Patrons
April 7-11
Juan Carabez, Brickbox24, Jonathon Symonds, Somethinfierce, Eric Chavez
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Oba...
I’ve always been nervous about driving at night.
Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents. Time loops.
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April 1-6
Solomon Marshall, Ugel, Златина Гарабедян, Jennifer Klahn, and Dave.
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive was written by Daisy McNamara.
Narrator - Jon Grilz
Buddy - Stephen Indrisano
D-0522 - Daisy McNamara
Dr. Le...
"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor."
Patrons
Mar 22-31
Dotty Bubbles, Paul Peterson, devils_prodigy12, Michael Omiecinski, Murphy Eckhoff, Smoke FX, DracodeMortem, Bitter Hippo, and Rana'e Pool
Cast & Crew
"Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?"
Patrons
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Mar 15-21
Alex R, Xinomecha, Liam Spalding, the milk man, and Raven A
Cast & Crew
SCP ...
"Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!"
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Mar 8-14
Ansem Williams, melanie, Michael, JaeJae, Oliver Belanger, Vicktor Eklund, Tysharn Thomas, Marin, Christian Cobb, and Jacklyn Coles
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Ha...
"SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 via Mandatory Memetic Inoculation."
Transcript: SCP Sitcom - Episode 9-1
Patrons
Mar 1 - 7
USSMinnesota, Tanner Jansen, Omnom, Dip Shidiot, MoreaVT, Daniel Perkins, Angel Van Reeth, and ezra
Cast & Crew
SCP Archive...
“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.”
Content Warnings: Intoxication.
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Patrons
Feb 23-28
Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
Script by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Janice - Kayla Tems...
"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!"
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Feb 6-22
Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Janic...
"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?"
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Feb 8 - 15
Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN.
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Janic...
"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."
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Feb 1 - 7
threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situatio...
"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."
Patrons
Jan 22 - Jan 31
Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGr...
"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"
Transcript
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Jan 15 - Jan 21
Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, Reliabl...
"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."
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Jan 8 - Jan 14
Isaa...
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."
Patrons
Jan 1 - Jan 7
Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia!
Cast & Crew
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Rodney - TJ Berry
Fren...
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Finley's life is quiet. Dull. Boring, even. &n...
SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design.
Content Warnings: Desecration of a human body, Discussions about the end of the world, Forced im...
SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2.
Content Warnings: Forced imprisonment, Gun violence, Gore and dismemberment
Requested by Loggerhead on Discord.
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Pt 1 - Dec 16-21
M'ris Berlin, Ninja, /ˈɡɑɹˌfiɫd/ (good luck with that one), Chandler Roy, David Hochhausen, Thomas Hacker, Hunter, Lorelai Blak...
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