How Not To Sail Podcast
"What could possibly go wrong?" Host Bradford Rogers learns some things NOT to do—and the occasional life lesson—while sailing the Gulf Coast of Florida and meeting salty characters. "Screwing up is part of cruising. Let me show you how!"
Episodes
After our first Atlanta How Not To Sail meetup (a month after losing the vessel), I get a voicemail that changes everything.
And Big News...
I've just launched The How Not To Sail Minute, a daily (weekdays) dose of How Not To Sail. Let me know what you think!
Join me in Annapolis at Davis' Pub on Friday, Oct. 10 at 5pm! More info at HowNotToSail.com
In which I finally decide to abandon ship prior to Hurricane Milton's arrival.
Show Notes: HowNotToSail.com/67
Thank You, USCG!
I want to thank the United States Coast Guard—particularly USCG Sector Key West and Station Key West.
Thanks to BM2 Anthony Diggle and BM2 Ethan Kast for sitting down for a thorough interview in the hot sun amongst the roosters, bikers, tourists and children. (Apparently, Bosun's Mate 2 i...
Wherein I engage in a pre-Milton Diesel Scavenger Hunt™, suffer an unpleasant evening, and finally run out of a critical item.
Show Notes
I don't really have many—okay, any—photos from this episode, since I was, first of all, running around Venice and Sarasota like a madman, trying to find diesel and something to put it in; and after that it was as very long night and following morning.
...(No, that wasn't a fart at the beginning. That was the boat.) AND...be sure, if you're in the St. Pete area on Saturday, to join the "Jacie Sails Return" party at Chattaway in St. Pete from 4:00 to 6:00 p.m. Stay tuned to the audio podcast, any change will be posted there! (Hopefully there will be none. But..."What could possibly go wrong?")
NOTE: Chattaway is a cash-only establishment. But the have an ATM inside if needed...which ...
Just sharing the good news...
Thanks as always to our How Not To Sail Patreon Crew...! Your support (as you can imagine) is more important than ever right now.
Wherein I decide I need to do something to save the boat, and...maybe it's not gonna work out.
Show Notes
The Latest on Jacie Sails
Sadly, no news is…no news. There have been no confirmed sightings. However, I will post updates whenever there are any to hownottosail.com/update. (That link will always point to the page with the latest info.)
Atlanta Meetup This Saturday
Okay, the Atlanta meetup will...
Trailer for upcoming podcast episode(s) about losing sailing vessel Jacie Sails while trying to protect her from Hurricane Milton.
Season 3 Party recap and Grand Prize drawing. "Live"…ish.
Show Notes (and Python code for the raffle, in case you're a nerd) at HowNotToSail.com/62
Patreon
Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.
Help Spread The Word!
Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)
Because what could be better than an *audio* tour of the boat?
Party RSVP Link: https://hownottosail.com//party
Patreon
Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.
Help Spread The Word!
Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)
You can find a number of easy ways to help spread the word—many ...
Wherein we discover our prop has fallen off, search for said propeller, and discover a fun new method of travel upon the water. Show Notes at https://hownottosail.com/60
Patreon
Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.
Help Spread The Word!
Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)
An announcement.
Wherein I have another senior moment about how long it takes to get somewhere in a sailboat; learn a How Not To Sail 101 lesson about using my eyes; and I may or may not have bumped into the dock in Bradenton. With good reason. With me are "The Admiral" and Jay Elmore, who provides the color commentary.
See the Show Notes at HowNotToSail.com/59 ...we got photos from this episode, a craptastic map, and more!
Patreon
In this episode, we finally get the boat out of the marina, have a bizarre interaction at a drawbridge, worry about a loose alternator belt, wonder if there's any oil in the engine...and maybe go aground in the Intracoastal Waterway (ICW).
Patreon
Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.
Help Spread The Word!
Looking for a way to help spread ...
In this episode I prepare to go on a cruise down the coast...but a new wrinkle threatens not only the cruise, but also the future of the boat. Show notes: https://hownottosail.com/57
Patreon
Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.
Help Spread The Word!
Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)
...Wherein I finally get back to the boat...and discover some "wrinkles."
Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken A...
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