Once Upon A Scream | A Disney & Horror Podcast

This week, Sam joins Ben to resurrect a mid-00s classic/car crash – House of Wax (2005); you know, the one with the "See Paris Die' marketing campaign and Chad Michael Murray's gratuitous pectorals. WARNING: This episode is more 2005 than Tom Cruise jumping on a sofa, jeans and a nice top on a night out, and Mr and Mrs Smith. Listener discretion is advised. 

Music by purple-planet.com.

Tickets for Disnay Snatch Game #5 | May The 4t...

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.... someone made a horrible mistake. A horrible, horrible mistake that could never be undone. That horrible, horrible, horrible mistake was called Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones.

Two Sith gays discuss where it all went wrong...

Tickets for Disnay Snatch Game #5 | May The 4th Be With You, hosted by Beary Poppins (our Ben) available here: https://www.outsavvy.com/event/7691/dis...

One more time for Disney at the back: "GAY!" This week, Mikey and Ben share their views on Disney's latest controversy, get their teeth sunk into cult horror/comedy hit, Lake Placid (1999), and celebrate Mikey's birthday in virtual reality. Cause we're what? Current – and very gay, Disney. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. 

"I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that too. Is th...

Stop the bloody car and put it in C minor, because this week we've gone totally rogue – that's right, we're covering Shrek 2 on a Disney week, darlings, OGURRR! Come at us – especially if you look like human Shrek (fire emoji). This podcast episode is definitely not sponsored by Caliwater; but, if you're reading this, V-Hudge... perhaps, it should be? Prickly kisses x

Music and sound effects by purple-planet.com and zapsplat.com.

D...

Drag Race UK S3's cockney princess and deep friend of the podcast, @scarlettharlett joins Mikey and Beary Poppins for a face-to-face chat about absolutely everything, in an episode that is suitable for absolutely no one. From sexy Disney fantasies to Grindr life after Drag Race, from a balls-deep analysis of 2001's The Others to not one, but TWO Nicole Kidman-themed games, this ep will leave you furiously clapping with your wrists ...

IT'S 2022 AND WE'RE BACK, BOOS!

Unsurprisingly, THREE SPIDEY'S officially has our gay senses tingling and our web's shooting all over the place in this return episode of Once Upon A Scream – thank Tom Holland's abs, we have you lot to talk it through with. This podcast ep contains major Spider-Man: No Way Home spoilers – including the one we literally just spoiled. Sorry.

It's good to be back, Screamers – Mikey and Ben x

Music and ...

Well, f*** us gently with a novelty-sized candy cane, this Once Upon A Scream Christmas Special has bloomin' everything: a full Home Alone review, heavy drinking, festive bants, live unwrapping of hot queer celebs and even a live PCR test result! From these ho ho hos to you and your ho ho hos, Merry Xmas, ya filthy animals – Mikey and Ben x

Music and sound effects by purple-planet.com and zapsplat.com.

• FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: ...

Herr. Me. You. Us. 90s witches. Anjelica Huston. Bubble from Ab Fab. A text from Cheryl Hole. Ben's Big Witch Test. Royalty-free sound effects. What more could you want from a Once Upon A Scream Halloween special? 

Perhaps, some bonus content and merch, in which case you should head to patreon.com/uponascream tout suite, sweetie.

Book tickets to Me and Herr's Halloween show, The Magic Ball, at the RVT here.

• Follow Once Upon A ...

In honour of our Ben's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious return to Happily Ever Poofter's 'Snatch Game' at the Two Brewers, this week, we're FINALLY covering none other than Disney's muthaf*!&*@%, Mary Poppins (1964). Listen on as we go chalk painting balls deep inside this Disney classic.

Music and sound effects by zap-splat.com and purple-planet.com.

STREAM NOW FOR FREE: Apple Music, Spotify an...

This week, Mikey and Ben discuss their visit to London's horror-themed escape room, Horror Escape and share some guerilla-style recordings from inside the experience (outrageously Gale Weathers stuff). They then wash that down with a tall, smooth glass of Beau Jangles, one of London's premier drag kings who joins the boys to unpick Jordan Peele's crucial cinematic masterpiece, Get Out (2017)... and give Ben lessons in playing it co...

New ep ho! What did you call me?! This week, Mikey and Ben reluctantly map out the history of one of Disney's biggest box office flops, Treasure Planet (2002). Also: queer representation in Jungle Cruise, emo montages, deep-space glory holes and a BIG 'Disney Snatch Game 2' announcement for our London-based listeners.

STREAM NOW FOR FREE on Apple Music, Spotify and Stitcher. Read more