Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services

Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services

Glamour spell gone wrong? Astral projection got you untethered? Want to know why your angry dead rich father is haunting you? Consider Kalila Stormfire’s Economical Magick Services. After a controversial fallout with her coven, Kalila Stormfire must juggle complex clients and an anonymous critic hellbent on besmirching her new business. The decaying urban block where Kal operates appreciates her affordable experience in a broad range of supernatural ailments and remedies. Still, Kal is not sure if her talent is enough to stop whoever has been posting bad reviews and persuading customers to cancel appointments. If you like stories about minority witches in modern-day working class neighborhoods, meddling love goddesses, and morally ambiguous spellcraft…this is the tale for you.

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December 12, 2017 4 mins

Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services

Teaser #1: Who Am I?

Kal's initial business marketing efforts. Mixed results.

Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services is written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Introducing Lisette Alvarez as Kalila Stormfire and Danny Muchoki as the Passerby. Music by Ondrosik and Raphael Archangel from the FreeMusicArchive. 

Cover Design: Kristina Lakeway

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Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services

Teaser #2: What Am I Doing?

Business marketing efforts continue and a visitor comes knocking.

Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services is written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila Stormfire is played by Lisette Alvarez. Music by Ondrosik and Raphael Archangel from the FreeMusicArchive. 

Cover Design: Kristina Lakeway

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January 14, 2018 7 mins

Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services

Teaser #3: Why Should You Choose Me?

Kal goes grocery shopping and receives an unexpected message.

Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services is written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila Stormfire is played by Lisette Alvarez. Music by Ondrosik and Raphael Archangel from the FreeMusicArchive. 

Cover Design: Kristina Lakeway

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February 1, 2018 17 mins

Kal’s neighbor requests assistance regarding a particularly scaly problem.

Written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila is voiced by Lisette Alvarez. Music by Dlay, Ondrosik, and Raphael Archangel and can be found at the Free Music Archive.

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February 15, 2018 25 mins

After an amateur wakefulness spell causes a client more problems than it solves, Kal steps in.

Written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila is voiced by Lisette Alvarez. Music by Ondrosik and Monplaisir and can be found at the Free Music Archive.

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March 1, 2018 21 mins

A mother asks Kalila for a spell to ease her son’s performance anxiety.

Written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila is voiced by Lisette Alvarez. Nasim's piece was Étude Op. 25, No. 1 in A-flat by Frédéric Chopin. Other music was by Ondrosik and Nuno Adelaida and can be found at the Free Music Archive.

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March 15, 2018 15 mins

A review of miscellaneous cases. Kalila receives a message.

Written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila is voiced by Lisette Alvarez. Music was by Ondrosik, Dlay, and Monplaisir and can be found at the Free Music Archive.

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April 1, 2018 27 mins

Kal helps a client who has lost all feeling in their body after an astral projection session.

Written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila is voiced by Lisette Alvarez. Music for this episode was by Ondrosik, Raphael Archangel, Siddhartha and the Advent Chamber Orchestra. They all can be found at the Free Music Archive.

Content warning for mentions of dysphoria, transphobia, issues around medical systems, and loud sounds that mi...

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April 7, 2018 5 mins

A fan episode. Introduction to the storyteller and X from the Girl in Space podcast gets a tarot reading courtesy of Lisette Alvarez.

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April 15, 2018 22 mins

A particularly wary man seeks Kal’s assistance in dealing with his romantic and trust issues.

Written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila is voiced by Lisette Alvarez. Music by Ondrosik and Nuno Adelaida can be found at the Free Music Archive.

Content warning for discussions about sex, impotency, consent, and trust. 

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May 1, 2018 24 mins

A wealthy family wishes to make contact with their deceased patriarch after a dispute over his will.

Written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila is voiced by Lisette Alvarez. Music by Ondrosik, Cellophane Sam, Convivial Cannibal, and Trans Atlantic RageBalough can be found at the Free Music Archive.

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May 7, 2018 10 mins

A treatise on tricksters, show updates, and a very special (mandated) event request.

Special thanks to the producers of 2298 and to all the KSEMS Patreon and Ko-Fi supporters. 

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June 1, 2018 24 mins

Desiree Onasis returns for another session.

Written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila is voiced by Lisette Alvarez. Desiree is voiced by Zayn Thiam. Music by Ondrosik, Convivial Cannibal, Dlay, and Jason Shaw can be found at the Free Music Archive.

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June 7, 2018 8 mins

A brief update on the show and me, Lisette. Also, a deep-ocean tarot reading from the crew of the Rusalka. 

Special thanks to Here Be Dragons podcast for playing along! You can find out more about them at herebedragonsradio.com and about Magic King Dom on Twitter @MagicKingPod.

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June 15, 2018 20 mins

Kalila must unravel the story behind a woman whose soulmate can’t remember her.

Written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila is voiced by Lisette Alvarez. Music by Ondrosik and Dlay can be found at the Free Music Archive.

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Website: kalilastormfire.com
Twitter: @kalilastormfire
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July 1, 2018 16 mins

A girl comes to Kalila to help her mother get a job.

Written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila is voiced by Lisette Alvarez. The reporters were voiced by Danny Muchoki and Kira Letanzi Music by Ondrosik, Borrtex, how the night came, Convivial Cannibal, Expendable Friend, and Andrew Walton can be found at the Free Music Archive.

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July 12, 2018 7 mins

Kalila receives a very serendipitous voicemail.

This fan episode was made in conjunction with Erin Kyan and Lee Davis-Thalbourne from Love and Luck, an Australian audio drama podcast and queer love story, told via voicemails.. You can find them at loveandluckpodcast.com or on Twitter @loveandluckpodcast.

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July 15, 2018 14 mins

A woman asks Kalila to save her relationship with her girlfriend, who has grown distant.

Written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila is voiced by Lisette Alvarez. Music by Ondrosik, Dlay, and Convivial Cannibal can be found at the Free Music Archive.

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Desiree Onasis begins a new journal at the bequest of Aphrodite. They also uncover some worrying information about a certain witch that upsets what they thought they knew.

Written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Desiree is voiced by Zayn Thiam. Music by Ondrosik, Dlay, Blue Dot Session, and the Advent Chamber Orchestra can be found at the Free Music Archive.

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August 1, 2018 15 mins

The anonymous saboteur has gone too far. Kalila resorts to drastic measures.

Written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Kalila is voiced by Lisette Alvarez. Reporter voiced by Kira Letanzi. Music by Ondrosik, Blue Dot Session, Parvus Decree, and Convivial Cannibal can be found at the Free Music Archive.

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