Real Gud Pros

Part 1. A measured response on the Toronto Maple Leafs and group therapy session 

Part 2. lmao lol welp 

Digressions include: booktok & Tyler Seguin (again), biological clocks, and the Leafs' potentially (?) killing someone's grandmother.

It's important to celebrate the victories in life, especially if the victory is avoiding a second-round sweep.

Join your hosts as they break down the first four games of Round 2 vs the Florida Panthers. Sure we know what happened, but it's important to remember the good (and delusion). Enemies are declared, friendships are ended, and for a bit of fun, hockeys are paired with some classic Greek Myths.

Y'all they finally did it. Is there anything else to say?

Join your hosts as they celebrate the Leafs' first playoff series WIN in 19 years (!!!) and put some teams into some situations, inspired by Helen & Liz beginning Yellowjackets.

It's playoffs baby and we at RGP are embracing the power of narrative.

Join your hosts as we break down the first 3 games of Leafs v Lightning, ponder what life as a Tavares adoptee would be like, and Helen admits the funniest reason to miss a goal ever recorded.

Liz: I just think the 1st round pick for Sandin is going to come back into play!
Narrator: The pick did not come back into play.

Join Liz and Producer Emily as they discuss the Leafs' trade deadline moves, try to determine who Tanner Jeannot even is, and ask why Dubas insists on empty-nesting Nylander.

There's so much to unpack in this episode: the cat/dog dynamic of Matthews and Marner, Morgan Rielly being the glue holding the Leaf to Leafs together, All-Star shenanigans, and so much more.

Do you ever sit and think about how much you love John Tavares? Well, have we got the episode for you!

Join us as we finally learn what's in Tavares' backpack, laugh at Bo Horvat getting traded after getting named to the All-Star game, and discuss (in depth) our favourite slut and manwhore NHL performances.

Get out your intro to psychology notes, folks, we're psychoanalyzing the Leafs!

Join your hosts as they discuss the fascinating specimen that is Mitch Marner, drop some very bold Auston Matthews predictions, and objectify Pierre Engvall — I don't even want to talk about how much ogling I had to edit out. It was egregious.

When it rains Leafs content, it pours.

Join us as we discuss which Leafs believe in aliens, learn that Marner is "a big math guy", face the horrifying reality of mortality and the passage of time, oh and cry a little over noted Maple Leaf, Mitch Marner.

Another week, another defenceman on LTIR. Who cursed us? Can we undo the curse? Oh, getting a note from future Liz: no we can't!

Join us as we discuss injuries, Kyle's continuing obsession with the Soo Greyhounds, an absurd amount of games, and which Leafs would be the best drag contestant. MLSE please call us, we have ideas.

Let's do the time warp again and go back in time to before Halloween and before Elon Musk bought Twitter.

Join us as we discuss injuries, the Arizona Coyotes' making the best of a bad situation, and a disastrous California road trip. To ease the pain, we torture some NHL teams by dropping them in some of our favourite horror movies.

[Vincent Price Voice] The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of endless goddamn injuries

It's feeling very spooky around these parts, and only partially due to Halloween. Join your hosts as we join Mitch in eulogizing Jake Muzzin, critiquing the NHL's Diversity and Inclusion report, and choosing couples costumes for some … inspired NHL pairings.

It's a day that ends in Y which means the Toronto Maple Leafs are having goalie problems.

Join us as we discuss the first 3 games of the season, the latest on Hockey Canada and the Ian Cole accusations, and what we think the Leafs should dress up as for Halloween.

Hockey Canada discussion begins at 21:20, Ian Cole discussion begins at 33:00

We're baaaaaack!

Welcome to season 5 of RGP! Join us as we breakdown the preseason, discuss the importance of part-time jobs for NHL players, and make our predictions for the season.

So uh, what's been happening y'all? Anything exciting? Anything dramatic?

Join us as we recap the Leafs' off-season moves, quiz each other on some free agency moves, and review our pre-season predictions. Surprisingly not as humbling an experience as we thought it would be. Go us!